LETS DO THIS!
Everyone was waiting for Zex and CC, they decided to shorten it, to return. Ironwood had went into town for some supplies while Glynda was with Ozpin looking for Salem. Winter and Qrow had decided to go on a date in Vale. Coco and Fox ended up going off to have "alone time" while Yastuyashi went to a certain Mountain town to meet with someone Zex told him about. CRDL was working out with Jaune and Li and An Ren went back to their village to see if there was anything new there.
"I still can't believe we are all pregnant now!" Weiss yelled after Nora told them all about the pregnancy test
"Zex said that unlike other "editors" he is more of a combatant. Something tells me that he prefers to fight than just sit around watching worlds." Summer said while cuddling up to Taiyang
"But that still does bring up a big question. Why is he the way he is the way he is? Its clear that his friend is far more experienced than him and tends to be...more mentally put together." Yang said shocking everyone
"Since when could you be smart?" Velvet teased
"I can be smart when I want to be, I just prefer the more simple approach." Yang said with a shrug
"Okay but what happened to Neptune?" Ruby asked
"Well we saw that he was dragged off by Ghost Rider and Lobo maybe he is with them?" Nora said
Neptune was tied to a tree as an apple sat on his head with Lobo holding a throwing knife.
"Now hold still!" Lobo said as he threw it and hit the apple
Somehow Neptune got lose and ran for his life.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BASTICH!" Lobo yelled
Neptune was running when suddenly a spear came out of nowhere had landed right in his leg. He screamed as he looked down at his leg and use both his hands to gesture at the spear in his right leg. Then another one came and landed in his left as he did the same. He switched between each leg and when he finally opened his arms wide open he looked up to see Ghost Rider coming at him and decking him in the face HARD.
"Nice one Rider!" Lobo said with a laugh as they dragged Neptune off to God knows where
"Knowing him he will be fine." Sun said as he walked away with his team
"Where are you going?" Taiyang asked
"Oh we are going out for a while. Something tells me that the next world is gonna be a bit better for you guys to see first." Sun explained
"Or the Author is sending you away because he needs a good reason to cut down the cast for this reality so he doesn't have to keep remembering all the names after each chapter" Nora said as it confused everyone
"Okay well see you guys later!" Sun said as he and his team walked out
Suddenly they can hear Neptune being tortured behind a door by Lobo and Ghost Rider
"I feel so bad for him. He is constantly being attacked" Velvet said with hear ears dropping
"Well maybe there is a reason Neptune is like that?" Ruby said
"We're back!" Zex said as he and Compostcrator walked in
"What took you so long" Blake asked
"We were discussing other options for you to look at in the future." Composcreator or CC said
"Sweet" said Yang
"I personally am a fan of some rather unique versions of Jaune that would seem out of character to you." CC said
"But totally hilarious." Zex said with a laugh
"Indeed. Shall we move on?" CC asked
"Wait don't you want to stop what's going on to Neptune?" Velvet asked
"Why should we?" Zex asked
"Because I'm surprised you hate Neptune so much and I think he has had enough" Velvet said
"Well that version of him is pretty much a giant fuckboy" CC stated
Record Scratch
"Wait what?" Weiss asked shocked
"There are versions of Neptune who are extremely kind and generous. They were known to not only help you guys in the long run but also aid Jaune in becoming the most Badass huntsman of all time! Yet there are versions of him, like this one, who are completely so drawn to just being a womanizer to just get laid! It's why if it was a different version of Neptune I would honestly not really care as he would be sitting in his seat being very respectful. It was just unfortunate that your world ended up having a version like him." Zex explained
"Wait I know these are other worlds but...what about yours? Is there multiple versions of yours?" Weiss asked
"We honestly have no clue." CC started "There are so many universes that we cannot comprehend our own. Remember where if a universe exists there is an alternant version of it. We just can not peer into ours. If we could we would be most likely visiting them far more often. "The Original" is where all your universes come from. From your prime universe to the alternants. We can show you them but you can never see them without our help. Its why we can only theorize about our own reality but can view into other ones. Just that people form ours can leave and show different universes possible universes or futures."
Zex continued "Yet we do have people like me who prefer to be more of a direct force in other universes. Where ever I go my presence alone can cause personalities to shift to random changes in their mood. For example, Weiss here would have never tried to seduce Jaune the way she did if she wasn't exposed to me for so long. It's why Ruby tends to have a bit of a yandere streak as well. We can have certain effects on other realities to the point that we can completely change it. It's why some versions of Jaune are abandoned by his family and friends. It's why he can die a hero, villain, monster, demon, angel, devil, the list goes on. Yet it's why I'm here honestly. You are my variant of the prime universe as such I can change it for the better. It's why in your universe he is far more respected even though inevitably he will have two out comes."
"Two outcomes?" Pyrrha asked nervously
"so far there have only been two outcomes. In one of these universes he becomes a U.S. Marine and comes home with SEVERE Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. While it doesn't seem to be bad it's because he is slowly beginning to relax and as such once that happens...he will well start to need far more help than any other man in remnant. In another one he is secretly trained by someone you all have seen before." Zex said
"Who was it?" Summer asked
"AZAZEL." Zex said as they all gasped "Jaune is trained by him with only three true friends left. He becomes very vengeful and doesn't truly care for anyone who he goes head to head with. While I haven't checked in on that reality in a while I know that it's future will get gruesome fast. Just know this much, what we are showing you is possible futures and when I discovered all this began to happen I realized that once this IS all said in done you will keep your memories and as such anything you have seen."
"Wait does that mean Azazel exists in our world?" Taiyang asked nervously remembering what he said
"Azazel is considered a myth in that reality and was never mentioned because they all thought it was a story to just hype up Ironwood. He was known for being the man who ripped off his arm and making him the cyborg you see today. It's completely unknown to me at this moment if he exist in your verison." Zex stated as CC looked at him like he was an idiot "What?"
"You do realize you told them that you have two possible realities of them and that you can POSSIBLY change their future." CC stated with an eye twitch
"Dah shit" Zex said as he was tackled by Nora
"You will make sure Jaune-Jaune won't become like him r-right?" Nora said nervously
"While I could do that I can't change EVERYTHING. I can only influence it to a certain degree. I'm not as powerful in that area as say CC over there." Zex said gesturing over to Composcreator "If I could I would completely erase The Brother Gods and make them REGRET ever being born! I can only do all this thanks to the fact I have a medium I can connect through, AKA Jaune, he allows me to edit the world as I please. Composcreator can show up anywhere he wants while I can only really cause chaos. If I wanted to I would make sure all of you end up with a happy ending. Too bad that I need a medium for now." Zex explained
"Okay while that is good to know can you please stop the screaming! It's starting to hurt my head!" Yang yelled as CC levitated Nora off of Zex and to her husband
"Might as well." Zex said with a sigh
"Agreed. I prefer to limit the screams to one team walked out." CC said as he snapped Neptune back into existance
"FINALLY!" Neptune yelled as he was suddenly punched in the gut by Zex
"Imma plant me a dumbass tree!" Zex yelled as he punched him into the ground
"Why me!" Neptune yelled in despair
INTRO
(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)
Boomstick: Let's be real, superheroes with super strength are like rabbits. They're everywhere.
"That's one way of putting it" CC said as Zex nodded in agreement
"Yeah they can be a pain in the ass" Zex said as Taiyang looked at him
"Experience?" He asked
"When you have the title "The Executioner" people tend to be very judgmental and tend to believe you are evil." Zex said with a sigh as CC patted his back
"What's wrong with more muscle power?" Yang asked
"Depending on the source of that strength, it can be stupidly simple to being more than meets the eye." CC said as Zex mumbled something about Superman
Wiz: But when a hero uses that strength to inspire others, they truly stand out from the crowd.
"Again, subjective" CC stated
Boomstick: Like All Might, the symbol of peace from My Hero Academia.
"He is buff!" Ruby yelled
Wiz: And Jaune "Might Guy" Arc, master of ninja combat and bushy brows from Naruto.
"Looks like this version had them shaved at some point" CC said as Zex whistled while holding a electric razor behind his back
"Thank Oum." Velvet said
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Except in this case no weapons or armor." CC said as Zex looked at him
"Jaune still has kunai and Shuriken bud." Zex stated with a chuckle "also you're awfully chatty today."
ALL MIGHT
Wiz: Imagine a world where superpowers are common, so-called Quirks, which can be trained at distinguished academies in hopes of becoming a superhero.
Boomstick: I know what you're thinking, "If everyone's got a power, then no one is super, right?" Except, most Quirks are really lame, like a balloon face or stretchy eyeballs. Ew.
"Gross!" Weiss and Blake yelled
Wiz: Even then, there are some unlucky few who don't have any Quirk at all. You may already know one of these Quirkless, Izuku Midoriya.
"And he should have stayed that way!" CC yelled
"Hey man don't diss Deku!" Zex said
"He got his quirk through Deus Ex Machina!" CC yelled
"AND SO DID GOKU WITH ULTRA INSTINCT!" Zex yelled as they began to fight and give me a minute
WE ARE EXPERIENCING THE NARRATOR BEATING THE HELL OUT OF AND SCOLDING BOTH ENTITES
GIVE US A MINUTE
BACK TO OUR REGULARALLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
But before him, there came another, one who would change the world. His name is Toshinori Yagi.
Boomstick: Toshinori wasn't a pushover, though. Even without a superpower, he wanted to become the symbol of peace, and thanks to Pro Hero Nana Shimura, he found a way.
Wiz: Shimura's Quirk had the unique ability to be directly passed on to a new user, and she saw something special in Toshinori. And so, he became the next bearer of One for All.
Boomstick: An ultra-powerful Quirk that let him become that symbol of peace with a never-ending smile on his face, All Might!
All Might: I AM HERE!
"Why do I feel like that became a iconic line." Taiyang said
Wiz: Now a truly remarkable hero, All Might quickly rose through the local rankings, but fame wasn't the reward he sought. He legitimately just wanted to help people.
"A bit of a rarity in worlds with that kind of a system where heroes are basically supercops with corporations" CC said with an icepack on his head
"Agreed" Zex said with a knife made of arcane energy in his neck
"What happened to you guys?" Summer asked
Boomstick: Yeah, just look at that big ol' grin. That's not just for show, he keeps his smile up to make sure the people around him feel safe, and with his powers, why wouldn't they?
Wiz: All Might can punch with enough force to change the weather, even creating a massive storm once.
Man: It's raining.
Man 2: Holy crap. He changed the weather!
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?" Weiss exclaimed
Boomstick: He can jump so high, people mistake him for flying. You might say they're takin' a flying leap in logic.
Wiz: But along with super-strength, One For All includes powers like improved durability, stamina, and speed.
"I wonder if I could beat him in a race?" Ruby wondered
Boomstick: All Might has no problem takin' huge hits and fighting villainy in the blink of an eye.
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick)
Wiz: And thanks to his training at U.A. High School, All Might molded his Quirk into an incredible fighting style.
Boomstick: With moves named after... the United States?I thought this dude was Japanese.
"That perplexed me as well, but in the end, I've heard stranger stuff." CC stated
"Really like what?" Blake asked
"You don't wanna know" He replied
Wiz: Well, it's likely a nod to how the U.S. essentially created the modern superhero, like Superman. America's got a sort of superhero monopoly going on.
Boomstick: Ah, if I had a Quirk like that, I'd name my moves after food. (Thrusts his fist out) California Roll!
"There is no way that will work" Weiss said
(Sushi appears in his hand)
Wiz/Audience: Oh my God, it worked!
"How!?" Blake yelled
Boomstick: Goin' for two. Lobster Roll!
(A lobster appears in his hand)
Wiz: Why lob...
(The lobster leaps on Wiz's face, he yells and falls to the ground, Boomstick chuckling afterward)
Boomstick: Anyway, there's a ton of different Smashes in All Might's arsenal, covering all sorts of states and cities, from Nebraska, to Detroit, to the Carolinas.
Wiz: And most of their names actually do describe their results to a certain extent. For example, his Texas and Oklahoma Smashes both create variations of tornadoes.
"We are more than just tornadoes." CC stated
"I live in Houston so I never dealt with tornadoes" Zex said
"You guys are from there!?" Taiyang asked
"HELL YEAH!" Zex yelled while firing off a revolver
"Texan all the way!" CC said as he gave Zex a high five
"Then what are you known for?" Weiss asked
"Winter without snow, steaks, cowboys, and a devotion to sports that it defies reason and ruins education." CC said
"Can you say that?" Zex asked
"As an actual educator and Texan I can say that yes, the school put more emphasis on catching balls then on filling brains." CC said with a sigh
Boomstick: And those two states are smack dab in the crossfire of real-life Tornado Alley. Coincidence? Probably not.
Wiz: Of course, many of his attacks create targeted gusts of wind, but every Smash does have it's own unique form of delivery. Such as how the Missouri Smash is a karate chop, and the New Hampshire Smash is a reverse attack, meant to send All Might rocketing through the air.
Boomstick: But he's got one mega-sized move that goes beyond all that. Or as he calls it, "Plus Ultra".
All Might: UNITED STATES OF SMASH!
"WOAH!" They all yelled as Zex was screaming something about how it awesome it was
Boomstick: So friggin' hardcore! Ah, the United States of Smash! (Singing) Cause I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free... oh God, I love that move!
Wiz: But he's Japanese.
"He really loves America doesn't he" Weiss said
"Yup but luckily it doesn't blind us" CC said
Boomstick/Zex: (Responds with another song) 'Merica, f**k yeah! United States of mother f**king Smash, yeah!
"...Nevermind" CC said as he pinched the bridge of his nose at Zex's antics
"But what did you mean by that CC?" Nora asked
"Well" Zex said snapping out his stupor not noticing Ironwood walking in "Some people, like me, take that shit too far. Just look at Ironwood and Adam." Zex finished
"Excuse me!?" Ironwood yelled
"and speak of The Devil" Zex said
"I was not "Taking it too far"! I was doing my job!" He yelled
"You brought an entire army of robots as "Security". That just screams "Suck on Atlas's robot dick!" CC said
"Plus robots was your smartest idea for a security force! Humans are far more reliable than that shit because they can actually make rational decisions instead of going "Beep Boop! I am a Robot! I am not hacked and about to shoot you dead!" Mother Fucker be glad that those bucket of bolts can be destroyed like they are made of paper! Your cyber defense SUCKS DICK!" Zex yelled
Wiz: To determine the power of this epic blow, let's find the volume of the resulting whirlwind by comparing its size to the nearby buildings. Applying the standard height of three meters per floor, the whirlwind appears to be at least 2,200 meters tall, giving it a volume of over ten billion cubic meters. To create a tornado that large, All Might's strike must've equaled a force of over eleven thousand tons of TNT.
Boomstick: That's insane! He's got the power of an atomic bomb in his bare fist!
Wiz: He's also fast enough to run down this stairway in less than half a second. A feat which, given the distance measured, means he can move twenty-nine times faster than sound.
Boomstick: He's in the same league as the supervillain Gigantomachia, who blew up a mountain! And he punched this Nomu guy so hard, he pulled a Team Rocket! Looks like Nomu's blasting off again!
Popup: While All Might never fought Gigantomachia, he has defeated All For One, whose power is so great Gigantomachia reveres him as his master.
Wiz: With so much power, All Might remained the number one hero for years. Unfortunately, success doesn't last forever.
Boomstick: Yeah, he got into a fight that was a bit bigger than even he could handle, and got injured pretty bad.
Wiz: So bad, in fact, it became difficult for him to use his powers, and drastically limited his full strength.
Boomstick: But hey, don't worry. For Death Battle, we look at each character's peak performance across their whole life.
Wiz: Right. When fighting Nomu, All Might claimed that what he pulled off in three hundred punches, he could have previously done with just five.
All Might: Back in my heyday, five hits would've been enough to knock that guy out. But today it took more than three hundred mighty blows.
Wiz: Taken literally, this means All Might, at his best, was sixty times more powerful.
"A bit of a reach, but within acceptable limits." CC said
"What would have been too much?" Zex asked
"If they said one hundred times." CC said
Boomstick: But even as a crippled old man, he held on to the number one spot for a long time. Not because he was taking out more bad guys than the competition, but 'cause he was just so goddamn heroic.
Wiz: At least until he could find a new successor with a smile on his face. A shining example of what it means to be a true hero, just like himself.
All Might: Have no fear, students. (rips off his tie) Because I am here!
"He is so cool!" Ruby said
JAUNE "MIGHT GUY" ARC
Wiz: In Konohagakure, the hidden village in the leaves, Ninja train to use the mysterious arts of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu.
Boomstick: It's basically ninja magic. Everything from shooting fireballs to messing with your brain.
Wiz: But some ninja just aren't suited to these difficult techniques. During young Rock Lee's time at the academy, he feared his lacking in these arts meant he would never accomplish his dream of becoming a ninja.
"Yeah I fell your pain bud" Zex said remembering his past
Boomstick: And then, he met the one, the only, the bushy,
"Don't wanna hear it." CC said as the girls giggled perversly
"I swear to God I will put a chastity belt on him if I fucking have too!" Zex yelled
Jaune "Might Guy" Arc!
Might Guy: Hey! What's shaking? How you doing, everybody? Life treating you good?
"What is that pose?" Summer asked trying not to laugh
Wiz: Guy is one of the most respected and powerful ninja among the Hidden Leaf, but he certainly didn't start out that way.
Boomstick: Yeah, he and his dad could never make all that ninja magic work for them, so they decided to focus on the one thing they were good at: punching people!
"That's my man!" Yang yelled
"No he is your Daddy~" Blake teased as she blushed
"CC GET THE DAMN BELT!" Zex yelled
"NOOOOOOOO" The girls yelled
"Nope too late!" CC said as they magically put the belt on Jaune
Wiz: This is Taijutsu, or the ninja art of hand-to-hand combat. Dedicating himself to this form over all else, Guy soon became a master in the Taijutsu style, Strong Fist.
"That sounds interesting" Taiyang said as he watched the girls try to hurt the two god like beings
Boomstick: Which translates to "Punching people really, really hard". It's a fighting style that is, literally, all about breaking bones. Yeah, I'll take that over ninja magic, thank you!
Wiz: That's not to say Guy couldn't perform, uh, ninja magic, he's just not very skilled in it. At all.
Boomstick: Yeah, like, a bunch of ninja can summon cool shit like tracking hounds or giant toads, Guy can summon a turtle. Yeah, that's about it.
Wiz: But mastering the Strong Fist Style is a testimate to Guy's ability.
Boomstick: Only the toughest people in the world can use it all. Otherwise, it's uh, super dangerous.
(We cut to Wiz and Boomstick)
Boomstick: That's the big thing with Guy's style, because he's gotta make up for not having ninja magic, everything he does comes with a big risk, especially his ultimate technique.
Wiz: Right, Guy's father Might Duy was instrumental in helping him achieve the goal of becoming a, quote, 'splendid ninja', but he also taught him a skill which would prove to be both of their undoings: The Eight Gates.
"The Spiritual limiters that protect the human form." CC explained before anyone could ask
"That's a bit poetic of you." Zex said
"Because it is poetic. The true full power of humanity can destroy their own flesh if not properly contained." CC explained
"So in our own universe you are saying we have limiters that we can not break very easily?" Zex said
"No comment" CC said
Boomstick: Wait, wait, wait. Somebody named their kid Might Duy (Die)? What, are you just hedging your bets for the future?
Wiz: I mean... Duy is dead...
Boomstick: Well, then I guess they called it!
"GO TO HELL BOOMSTICK!" They all yelled, except CC and Zex
"Wait why is the Narrator calling me CC?" Composcreator asked
"because it is quicker to type than your full name" Zex replied
Wiz: The Eight Gates refer to the pathways within the human body which contain the flow of Chakra, the life energy ninja use for their techniques.
Boomstick: And, y'know. To live.
Wiz: To simplify it, by opening each gate, Guy essentially removes inhibitors on his body, greatly increasing his power, speed, and capabilities.
"At least he doesn't break bones like Izuku." CC said
"I will hit you again!" Zex said defending one of his favorite characters
Hey guys shut up about it already I know its just for comedic effect but it's really gonna trigger somebody!
"SHUT UP NARRATOR!" They both yelled confusing The Audience
Boomstick: The first few gates are kinda safe, unlocking one hundred percent of the body's abilities, the second one even heals you a bit, but once you get past number four, things start getting real messy.
Wiz: At this point, Guy suffers horrible pain and severe muscle tearing. While the power increase is certainly worth the risk in a difficult fight, it's likely to put the user in the hospital afterward.
Boomstick: After opening the sixth gate, he can move so fast his punches ignite the air around him, meaning he can shoot fireballs from his fists!
Wiz: That would be the Morning Peacock technique. To ignite the hydrogen in the air, Guy must be swinging at speeds more than forty thousand kilometers per hour. That's over five times faster than the X-15 rocket jet, the fastest airplane in the modern world.
Boomstick: And once he opens the seventh gate, he can perform Daytime Tiger, where he throws a giant tiger's face at you. Hell yeah! This beautiful beast is strong enough to blow up an island! Awesome.
Wiz: While opening the seventh gate would prove fatal for most ninja, Guy is strong enough and skilled enough to wield it without such concern. However, when it comes to the final gate, there is no going back.
Boomstick: With the Eighth Gate of Death, Guy's power explodes, his blood boils, evaporating from his body. Yeah, if you thought that was some Super Saiyan energy aura around him there, think again. It's his blood burning through his skin.
"No!" Jaunes girls yelled
"Such is necessary at times." CC said with a sad look on his face
"Why must there always be techniques that can possibly kill the user!" Zex yelled
Hardcore! Gross, but hardcore.
Wiz: In this mode, Guy can perform the speedy Evening Elephant technique, but his most impressive ability is, without a doubt, Night Guy.
Boomstick: Okay, Might Guy, Might Duy and Night Guy? Who's coming up with this shit?
"Someone who is awesome at puns!" Zex said with a laugh as he was hit on the head by CC
Wiz: This attack was powerful enough to decimate Madara, one of the deadliest villains in the Naruto universe.
Boomstick: Madara could take on Naruto, who had enough chakra to blow a hole through the moon. Sure, Night Guy's still not as powerful as Naruto once the kid goes all gold and glowy, but it's definitely above Jiraiya's Big Ball Rasengan carving up a mountain, or Obito raising up a giant tree-like a crazy reverse lumberjack!
Wiz: Despite all this risk, Guy proved himself an equal to some of the greatest ninja of the Hidden Leaf, including his longtime rival Kakashi, who was fast enough to catch lightning from a distance. Measuring the space Kakashi had to cover here and the speed of lightning itself, he must have moved over seven hundred thousand meters per second, more than two thousand times faster than sound.
"He is faster than me!" Ruby yelled
Boomstick: But in the end, even though he knew the Eighth Gate meant the ultimate sacrifice, he did it anyway like a boss to protect his friends. He did get lucky, though, cause Ninja Jesus showed up to keep him alive. Good timing! No wonder he's always got a smile on his face!
Wiz: But handicapped from then on, Guy's days of combat were finally over. At least, for the time being. Still, even if this was to be his last mission, Guy had already found a worthy successor. A shining example of what it means to be a splendid ninja, just like himself.
Might Guy: DYNAMIC ENTRY!
"A staple of any strong warrior. An entrance that lets everyone know you are here to kick ass." CC said
"Agreed!" Zex said
Might Guy launches his attack, kicking Jiraiya in the face.
"Okay why were you guys at each other throats?" Velvet asked
"Hey! Even we Editors get bored so we look for the most stupid reason sometimes just to have a good reason to either argue or just punch each other to get to stress!" Zex explained
"So in other words it not really personal just a way you guys either have fun or relieve stress?" Ren, who was enthralled in the video, asked
"Yup plus Zex helped me get some rust off of my fighting skills that way! Zex the knife is still in your neck." CC said
"Oh shit!" Zex said as he pulled out the knife "I forgot about that"
Zex threw it behind him as it hit Neptune, who was being quiet, dead in the nuts
Neptune screamed as Zex yelled "OH SHIT!"
"Poor bastard" CC said with a wince
DEATH BATTLE
(*Cues Mighty - Therewolf Media & Brandon Yates*)
Might Guy is seen sitting at a table in the forest reading an issue of My Hero Academia. Suddenly, he feels the ground shake and hears a large noise. He places his manga back on the table and turns around. All Might arrives after leaping into the forest from a nearby city, where he strikes a heroic pose.
All Might: Don't worry, I am here!
Guy gets excited and laughs while posing repeatedly.
Might Guy: Ahahahaha, so cool! The amazing costume, those bursting muscles, that magnificent hair! You must be a worthy opponent...
He then sits down back at the table and places his elbow in the middle.
Might Guy: ...for an arm wrestling contest!
All Might dashes to the table at super speeds and sits down as well.
All Might: I accept your challenge!
The two mentors grip each others' hands, sending two large shockwaves throughout the area. They then start digging their elbows deep into the table.
Might Guy: I can't lose. I have the power of youth on my side!
All Might: You're inspiring, but no one can defeat the symbol of peace!
Both heroes slowly start standing up as their competition annihilates the table they are sitting at. The two then headbutt each other, sending both flying into trees on the opposite sides of the clearing. All Might chuckles heartily.
All Might: Incredible! Let's take this up a notch!
Might Guy responds by taking on his signature combat pose.
Might Guy: Give me your best shot! I won't hold back. That's a promise!
"Just like Jaune" Pyrrha said with a smile
"As should any true decent men." CC said with a smile
The two then charge at each other, with Guy throwing a Kunai towards All Might, and All Might dodging it. At this point, Guy performs his signature flying kick:
Might Guy: Dynamic Entry!
The kick hits All Might square in the face, stopping All Might mid-step, but All Might is barely fazed.
All Might: Nice trick. My turn!
All Might then spins Guy around, hurls him skywards, and throws one of his signature attacks at a falling Guy.
All Might: Texas SMAAAAAASH!
Guy is sent flying, but recovers with a show of acrobatics and posing upon landing, with score signs showing 10 appearing behind him. All Might then resumes his attack with Carolina Smash.
All Might: You can take a hit well, but what are you really made of?
Guy ducks under the attack as it causes mass destruction to the forest behind him, and then begins repeatedly attacking All Might with a flurry of punches and kicks. This knocks All Might into a tree with enough force to uproot it. All Might then grabs the tree mid-flight, halts himself and hurls the tree towards Guy. The tree connects and knocks Guy backwards, and All Might is seen jumping towards him.
"They are powerful!" Yang and Taiyang yelled
The scene shows the battle raging all across the forest, then zooms back in to All Might returning to the ground, with Guy coming down right after. The two then trade blows for a bit before Guy gets the upper hand and knocks All Might back with a powerful blow. Guy then moves to follow up, but All Might catches the punch, and the fight halts for a moment. Guy gives his opponent a thumbs up, and speaks:
Might Guy: You're splendid! But I'll show you exactly how hard I've worked! Sixth Gate of Joy, open!
As he says this, Guy opens the Sixth Gate, complete with his skin turning brown and a green aura. Guy then decks All Might in the face with a flaming fist and follows up with the Morning Peacock. All Might is briefly pinned down by the rain of fireballs, but uses another technique to close the gap:
All Might: New Hampshire Smash!
As he does this, All Might sends himself flying into Guy, then flips back to his feet to send Guy flying with a mighty uppercut. Guy recovers in midair, and proceeds to use Morning Peacock again, to which All Might replies with a barrage of blasts of air. After a moment, Guy lands.
Might Guy: Seventh Gate, open!
The blue aura of sweat appears around Guy as he does this. The camera cuts to All Might, who has for a brief moment switched to a drawn style similar to that of Saitama's infamous 'OK' face from One Punch Man. A chibi version of Dracula's monster form also shows up in this art style as the obligatory cameo. The camera then shifts back to Guy.
Might Guy: Daytime Tiger!
Guy unleashes the Seventh Gate's signature move, which rockets towards Toshinori, who catches and struggles against the blast.
All Might: This... is nothing... for a hero... like me! Ah, screw it. You wanted my best?
As he says this, he leaps through the Daytime Tiger and dissipates it, before charging at Guy with his ultimate technique.
All Might: Here it is! United States of SMAAAAAAAAAASH!
Guy has no time to react as the attack hits him, creating a massive crater at the impact site. It's revealed that Toshinori punched a hole through Guy's chest, causing him to cough out blood. At this point, Guy gives another thumbs up.
"Jaune no!' The girls yelled
"Wait for it" CC said
Might Guy: Never give up...
He then punctures his heart with his thumb, beginning his last-ditch effort to win.
Might Guy: Eighth Gate of Death... open.
Opening the Eighth Gate, Guy and All Might crash into opposite sides of the crater. All Might gets to his feet and takes a moment to behold his foe. Guy emerges from the smoke, his skin red and covered in an aura of boiling blood.
All Might: Still more...? Bring it on!
All Might takes a combat stance towards Guy, smiling as he says this. Guy puts his hands to the ground, in preparation for his final attack.
Might Guy: Charge!
As he says this, a dragon-shaped aura appears above the burning ninja, indicating the start of the Night Guy. All Might winds up another United States of Smash, uttering his catchphrase as he does so.
All Might: GO BEYOND!
Guy then charges, and the screen cuts to the two yelling at the top of their lungs.
All Might: PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAAAAA!
The two attacks seem to be about to clash for a moment, but All Might is hit by the Night Guy, followed up by the dragon-shaped aura crashing into him, killing him instantly. Might Guy then lands in front of his fallen foe, who had also lost an arm and a leg. Guy lets out one final remark...
Might Guy: Good fight. Let's do it...again...
As he says this, Guy collapses to the ground, dead from the result of opening the Eighth Gate.
KO!
RESULTS
(*Cues: Mighty - Therewolf Media & Brandon Yates again*)
(We cut to Wiz and Boomstick)
Boomstick: Looks like All Might might not be all right.
Wiz: Well, All Might was an incredibly powerful and inspiring hero, but then again, the same could be said for Guy.
"Wait why is Jaune called "Might Guy" instead of his name?" Weiss asked
"Because Jaune, in this world, preferred that name instead of his real name." Zex said not wanting to dive into this Jaune's past
Boomstick: All Might was super strong, with plenty of good training. Without his Gates, Guy wouldn't have stood a chance.
Wiz: Right. Keep in mind that each of All Might's feats we covered were performed while he was in an injured state. So for this comparison, we multiplied each result by sixty, as per All Might's own estimation of his power.
Boomstick: For example, remember how he was similar to Gigantomachia, who busted a hole through a freakin' mountain?
Wiz: By scaling the mountain to the pine trees beneath it, it's easy to deduce the blast necessary for this would be about 2.5 gigatons of TNT.
Boomstick: With the multiplier, that would be 150 gigatons in All Might's prime. That's three thousand times stronger than the biggest nuke that's ever been set off.
Wiz: But here's the thing: even with the multiplier, we know Guy was faster, and while they've both learned to fight a wide variety of opponents, Guy was trained all his life and boasted a more versatile set of abilities and techniques.
Boomstick: So with that much speed and skill, Guy already had a pretty good advantage, so long as he could hit All Might harder than All Might could hit him. So to answer that, let's check their strongest attacks.
Wiz: All Might's greatest known feat would be the moment his Smash created a massive storm. One that extended beyond the horizon. By taking the average mass of a thunderstorm (which is huge), and the ten seconds it took for All Might's Smash to create it, this comes out to a little over twenty-four Gigatons of TNT. In his prime, this punch would equal over 1,440 gigatons.
Boomstick: Twenty-eight thousand times stronger than the biggest nuke. From just one punch! Holy hell!
"He could kill all of the world with just a few punches!" Yang yelled
Wiz: Unfortunately, it's impossible to lock down a specific number in this way for Guy's strongest attack, Night Guy. However, we can scale him to similar characters we know to be at lesser levels, in this case, base form Naruto.
Boomstick: God damn! We can never get away from this little twerp, can we?
Wiz: Well, Night Guy did serious damage to Madara, who Naruto's normal abilities stood no chance against. Obviously, Naruto gets a lot more power when he accesses Sage Mode, Kurama's Chakra, Six Paths Powers, etc., but Night Guy is certainly more powerful than Naruto's base form at the end of the series.
Boomstick: Y'know that hole in the moon we mentioned? That was made by pulling all of Naruto's base chakra out of his body and blowing it up, and I mean all of it.
Sakura: Most of his chakra has been siphoned off.
Boomstick: We've actually covered this before, and that blast was 480 petatons of TNT. "What's a petaton?", you ask? Well, it's a whole lot bigger than a gigaton, that's for sure.
Wiz: Simply put, the gap in power put Guy several leagues above All Might. Also, Guy's superior speed ensured All Might couldn't avoid such a blow when it really mattered.
Boomstick: Like... y'know, in a fight to the death? And yeah, Guy using the Eighth Gate means he'll die later, but he still won the battle before that would happen, and that's still a victory.
Wiz: All Might was remarkably powerful and certainly a challenge for Guy, but with his Gates open, Guy had the speed, versatility and power to take him out for good.
Boomstick: It was a mighty tough battle for all, but All Might wasn't a match for one powerful Guy.
Wiz: The winner is Jaune "Might Guy" Arc.
"Well then see you guys next time!" Zex yelled as he and CC disappeared
"Wait get this out of me!" Neptune yelled
He looked around and saw no one to help him except a creepy clown in a purple suit.
"Well, well, well what have we hear? Someone in need of help!" The clown laughed like a maniac
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Neptune yelled
Sorry if this isn't up to quality guys. I've been really tired lately and trying to come up with gags to do onto Zex has been taking its toll. Thanks to Composcreator for joining again in this! He is a really awesome dude check him out!