(It cuts to Lori and Bobby at a restaurant.)

Bobby: "This place is so great."

Lori: "This place literally has the best Italian food in town."

Waiter: "Your spaghetti and meatballs and garlic bread have arrived. Along with two iced teas."

Lori: "Oh, thank you so such."

(Lori and Bobby start digging into their pasta lunch. They slurp their noodles, and their lips meet with a kiss.)

Lori: "Aw…"

(Lori's phone starts ringing.)

Lori: "Sorry, Bobby. Gotta take this." (answers) "Hello?"

Lincoln: "Hey, Lori! Carol's aunt broke out of jail last night!"

Lori: "What?! Carol has an aunt?"

Lincoln: "Apparently, yes! And I've a feeling she's just as wicked as Carol, if not, even more so…"

Lori: "Oh… My… God…"

Lincoln: "I know, right? What do we do? What if she and Carol come after us? And who knows what they're gonna do to me?" (hyperventilates)

Lori: "Little bro, calm down… It'll be alright…"

(It shows Lincoln breathing through a paper bag, while Sid and Ronnie Anne are nourishing him.)

Lori: "Things are going to be okay… Are you at home?"

Ronnie Anne: "He's okay, Lori."

Lincoln: "I think I'm good now, sis."

Lori: "Me and Bobby will be back soon."

Lincoln: "Okay, Lori. I'll see ya when you get back."

Lori: "See ya, Lincoln." (hangs up) "Oh, man, this is really bad..."

Bobby: "Babe, it's okay… Lincoln's gonna be fine… You are gonna protect him, right?"

Lori: "Of course I am."

Bobby: "Wanna finish this date?"

Lori: "That'd be great."

(Lori and Bobby finish their food together, as they pay the waiter some money for the food they've ordered.)

Bobby: "Okay, that was pretty good.."

Lori: "Uh huh."

Bobby: "What do you say to a little lovin'?"

(Bobby then gives Lori a kiss on the lips.)

Lori: "Alright, boo boo bear. But let's make it quick."

(Lori returns the kiss.)

Lori: "There. Let's head back."

(Lori starts heading back to their ride, while a disappointed Bobby slowly walks behind her.)

Lori: "Look, Bobby, I know you wanted this date, but I can't just leave my little bro all defenseless."

Bobby: "I understand, Lori. Family always comes first."

Lori: "Thanks for understanding, Bobby… If you want, we can do it with each other some other time."

Bobby: "Okay, Lori."

(The two of them get into the van, as they drive back towards the Loud House.)

Lori: (opens the door) "How ya holding up, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "I'm fine, Lori. Not worrying about Connie and Carol." (nervously laughs)

Lori: (sighs; sits next to Lincoln) "You don't need to hide anything from me, bro."

Lincoln: "I'm really worried, Lori. Who knows what twisted, horrific games those two are playing now that they've joined forces with each other. Now we have to stop them." (exhales) "For our sakes."

Ronnie Anne: "It's alright, buddy. Nobody is gonna take you away again."

Lincoln: "Oh, you mean like the time a couple days ago?! And the time a year ago?!" (now upset) "I've been kidnapped and violated twice, and I cross the line at three!"

(Lincoln sulks in despair, Lori walks up to him and picks up his chin.)

Lori: "She won't take you away again, Linky, and we're gonna make sure of that… Cause you have friends and family who all love and care for you, little bro..."

Lincoln: (sniffles) "I don't know… They might get to me anyway."

(Lori hugs Lincoln, as he cries into her blouse.)

Lori: "Don't get upset… Just don't worry about them now…"

(Sid gives Lincoln a tissue.)

Lincoln: "Thanks, Sid." (blows his nose)

(Then, the rest of the family frantically rushes into the living room.)

Lola: "We've heard everything!"

Leni: "That Connie lady sounds even worse than Carol!"

Luan: "If Carol's aunt's a dangerous criminal, I'd hate to see what her uncle's like!"

Lucy: "Luan, I don't think Carol even has an uncle…"

Lynn: "WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK NOR DISCUSS ABOUT CAROL'S FREAKSHOW OF A FAMILY!! We need to protect ourselves from them!"

Lisa:"Lynn's right, you guys. The situation is even more dire than before. Perhaps we can erect a barrier around our premises to keep them out, as well as any other potential intruders."

Luna: "Dude, that's a genius idea!"

Lisa: "In fact, that's what I've been working on for quite a while now."

Lincoln: "Get outta here. You're serious?"

Lisa: "Precisely. But I need some more time before it's completed."

Lincoln: "OK. Try and finish it ASAP."

Lisa: "I'll try." (leaves)

(Lincoln sighs, as he heads into his room with Sid and Ronnie Anne following.)

Sid: "Hey, what do you guys say we play a little Twister?"

Lincoln: "In this small room? I dunno…"

Ronnie Anne: "We can see what's on our laptops."

(The three open their laptops and browse the web for something to do.)

Sid: "I'm gonna listen to K-Pop."

Lincoln: "I'm gonna watch some gaming videos."

Ronnie Anne: "And I'm gonna watch cat videos."

(As for the others, the Loud sisters are waiting impatiently by Lisa's door.)

Lola: "Uggh, how long is she gonna take? Those bad Pingrey girls could be coming any minute! Our fate is in her hands."

Lucy: "Patience, Lola. She just got started."

Lynn: "I'm gonna see how far she's gotten." (goes into Lisa's room)

(Lisa is seen with a face mask, using a blowtorch to weld metal together.)

Lisa: (sees Lynn) "I'm busy. What do you need, Lynn?"

Lynn: "Just wanted to see what you were doing, that's all."

Lisa: "I'd greatly appreciate it if you would depart so I can maintain focus."

(Lynn leaves.)

Lynn: Yep, she's busy. It's best to leave her be. Hey, where's Lori?"

Leni: "She went into her room with Bobby."

(In Lori's room…)

Bobby: "Maybe not here, babe. What if everyone else hears us?"

Lori: "Shoot, and Leni is in here all the time."

(However, Leni hears Lori and Bobby.)

Leni: "Hey, guys. I think it's best to give Lori and Lincoln some time to themselves. They had some really rough days recently."

Luna: "Eh, let's go see if anything good is on the boob tube."

Lola: "What?"

Luna: "Was talking about TV."

Lola: "Oh."

(The others all go downstairs to the living room to watch TV, it cuts back to Lori.)

Lori: "Hmm, okay, we'll do it here. We'll just have to be very quiet."

Bobby: "Alright, babe. Let's do it."

(Lori and Bobby kiss each other on the lips, as they start to grope each other's bodies.)

Bobby: "I love you so much."

Lori: "I love you too."

(Bobby pulls Lori's top off and starts to undo her bra.)

Lori: "Oh, getting feisty, aren't we?"

Bobby: "Yeah, babe."

(Bobby removes Lori's bra, letting her boobs out.)

Lori: "Go ahead. Have a taste."

Bobby: "Okay."

(Bobby gropes Lori's left boob and begin licking her nipple.)

Lori: "Wait! Did you bring protection?"

Bobby: (pulls small box out of pocket) "Right here."

Lori: "Thank goodness."

(Bobby opens the box and pulls out a condom.)

Lori: "Here. Let me get that for you."

(Lori unbuckles and pulls down Bobby's pants to reveal his dick. Then, she pulls the condom over it.)

Bobby: "You ready, Lori?"

Lori: "Sure thing, Bobby. I can't believe this is finally happening."

(Bobby pulls Lori's skirt and panties down, as she gets onto the bed and lies on it belly-down not before removing her leggings and shoes.)

Lori: (shakes ass in excitement) "Do it, boo boo bear."

Bobby: "Alright, babe. Wait, what'd happen if each of our parents find out?"

Lori: "It'll be fine, since we're using protection. What's the worst that could happen?"

Bobby: "Okay."

(Bobby gets onto the bed and slides his covered penis into Lori's pussy.)

Lori: (moans) "Oh my god... It's actually happening. Our first time…" (in her mind) "Well, not our official first time… At least for me."

Bobby: "I'm ready when you are, Lori."

(Lori begins to gyrate her hips around to feel more of Bobby inside her. Then, she looks back at him with half-lidded eyes and bites her lower lip.)

Bobby: "Oh, I love it when you get saucy."

(Bobby grips Lori's buttocks and starts thrusting into her pussy.)

Lori: "Yeah, baby… Give that pussy what for…"

Bobby: "I hope you can take this, babe."

(Back downstairs, the others are watching TV.)

Lola: "Do you guys hear something?"

Luan: "Other than the TV, no." (turns up the TV volume)

(Suddenly, there's some creaking and moans coming from downstairs.)

Luna: "What's that?"

Lynn: "Beats me."

(It cuts back to Lori's room, where she and Bobby are still in intercourse.)

Lori: "Yeah, do me, baby…"

Bobby: "I want to do your asshole now."

(Bobby sits at the end of Lori's bed, as Lori crawls to him. She then climbs over him and eases his cock into her anus. She's now facing Bobby, with their faces merely centimeters apart.)

Bobby: "Babe, let's go."

Lori: "Right."

(Bobby and Lori make out while they do anal. Bobby squeezes Lori's breasts with one hand, and kneads her buttcheeks with the other.)

Bobby: "Babe, you have the best curves in just the right places…"

Lori: "It pays to have a perky body like this, boo boo bear."

(Bobby licks across Lori's neck, up to her chin, and then French kisses with her.)

Lori: "I love it when you french kiss me."

Bobby: "Babe, I'm feeling something shooting."

Lori: (gasps) "You're close to ejaculating."

(After a few more thrusts, Bobby cums. But, it's all contained in the condom he's wearing.)

Lori: "That was great…"

Bobby: (takes condom off) "Yeah… Definitely need showers to get the smell off."

Lori: "Oh, right. You go first. I'm gonna check on Lincoln."

(Lori gets her clothes back on, as Bobby gets in the shower. Lori knocks on Lincoln's door.)

Lincoln: "It's open."

(Lori opens the door to find Lincoln, Sid, and Ronnie, who are all in their PJs, still on their laptops.)

Lori: "Wow, it's really that late?"

Lincoln: (looks at his clock) "Well, it's only 9:34 right now." (smells) "What is that smell?"

Lori: "Nothing!"

Ronnie Anne: "Where's Bobby? I thought he would've left by now."

Lori: "Had to freshen up before he went off."

Ronnie Anne: (suspicious) "What were you two doing in there? We heard moaning from your room all afternoon."

Lori: (now nervous) "That was… um… Hey, Lincoln, can you come with me real quick?"

(Lori drags Lincoln by the arm, as they head into Lori's bedroom.)

Lincoln: "What's the matter with you, sis?"

Lori: (sighs) "Okay, I'll come clean… Me and Bobby we're having sex in here. But we did it with protection, just to be clear."

Lincoln: "Wow… You two actually did it..."

Lori: "Yes… Shocked, are you?"

Lincoln: "No, I'm actually proud…"

Lori: "Proud? But why?"

Lincoln: "I'm proud because you two are taking the next step with your relationship…"

Lori: "And maybe someday, you can do the same with your little girlfriend."

Lincoln: (blushes) "Ronnie Anne is not my girlfriend! How many times do I need to tell you that?!"

Lori: "What? I wasn't talking about her. I meant whichever girl you want to take to the next level."

Lincoln: "Oh, my bad…"

Lori: " It's alright, Lincoln. Word of advice, please use protection when you and your future girlfriend do it."

Lincoln: "Okay. I was thinking of having either Girl Jordan or Stella be my girlfriend."

Lori: (laughs) "Picking things early, I see."

Lincoln: (laughs) "Yeah, I should head back to my room…" (sniffs) "And you still smell bad…"

Lori: "OK, OK! I'll get to that when Bobby gets out."

(Lincoln leaves the room and returns to Ronnie Anne and Sid.)

Lori: (mischievously) "Or maybe I can join him in there." (snickers)

(In Lincoln's room…)

Sid: "What was that about?"

Lincoln: "Eh, I don't even know…"

Ronnie Anne: "Oh, was Lori talking about us being a couple again?"

Lincoln: (grumbles) "Fortunately, no. She was OK with us being just friends, and that I can search for other girlfriends."

Ronnie Anne: (chuckles) "Lincoln Loud, the claimed "Man with the Plan" is now looking for some babes..."

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah? What about you and Sid? What boyfriends are you two going to be searching for?"

Ronnie Anne: (blushes) "I-I-I…"

Sid: "Um…"

Lincoln: (chuckles) "Poor Ronnie Anne… Poor Sid… Forever in the struggle of finding soulmates..."

Ronnie Anne: "Shut up!" (playfully punching Lincoln, who is still laughing)

Lincoln: "See me get a girlfriend way before you score a boyfriend."

Ronnie Anne: "It's a deal!"

???: "What's this about scoring a date?"

(The three look over to see Luna in front of the doorway.)

Lincoln: "Luna?"

Luna: "Looking to score yourself some chicks, lil' bro?"

Lincoln: "Well… I was talking with Lori… and then had some fun with Ronnie Anne."

Luna: "What lucky girls do have your sights set on?"

Lincoln: "Maybe Girl Jordan or even Stella…"

Luna: "What do they look like?"

(Lincoln pulls out his phone and shows a photo of him and his circle of friends.)

Lincoln: "The girl with the light-brown braid and yellow shirt is Jordan, and the one with the white and red sweater is Stella…"

Luna: "Seem like rockin' choices, bro."

Lincoln: "If you say so… Hopefully, one of them accepts me."

Luna: "Why not both? It's not wrong to have two girlfriends."

Lincoln: "You are right…"

???: "Room for one more?"

(Lori appears at the doorstep, with towels covering her hair and body.)

Lincoln: "What the?! Lori, why are you here? And why are you in towels?"

Lori: "Got out of the shower with Bobby. Then, I saw Luna in your room."

Ronnie Anne: "Wait, with who?"

Lori: "I meant after Bobby…"

Luna: "Me and Lors can help you make the moves on either of your babes."

Lincoln: "Really? Thanks, girls."

Lori: (to Sid and Ronnie Anne) "You guys want help too?"

Ronnie Anne: "Nah, I can get Carlota and Bobby to help."

Sid: "Maybe I can get help from them, too."

Lincoln: "That's sweet of you guys." (to Lori) "Now, can you please get dressed?"

Lori: "Oh, right." (leaves the room)

Luna: "So, how are you feeling now that you're away from that Pingrey douche?"

Lincoln: "I feel great. No more suffering or torture from that bitch… Is Lisa still working on her defense thingamajig?"

(Luna turns off the lights upstairs, and then Lisa's door is illuminated by a red fiery aura.)

Luna: "Seems like it, bro."

Lincoln: "Seems like she'll be pulling a bunch of all-nighters… What do you want to do now, you guys?"

Sid: "We can watch TV."

Lincoln: "That sounds great. I wanted to sleep downstairs anyway."

Ronnie Anne: "Let's go."

(The three of them all take their sleeping bags downstairs with them to wrap up their night.)