~ Gabe? Gaaaabe. Gabriel! Answer me damn it, I'm going even more insane right now with boredom. ~

~ Sorry. I was blocking as hard as I could the normal channels for angels that I kind of maybe didn't notice I was blocking ours too. Oops, my bad. ~

~ You little shit. ~

~ Yep. I did go Trickster. It's kind of my thing now. ~

~ I would be proud, if it wasn't me you were doing shit to. ~

~ Aww, I love you too. ~

~ Really? Because last time we met, we tried to kill each other. I thought I had killed you. I cried over your dumb dead ass. ~

~ Yeah, I know. I watched for a bit. It was good to see you actually caring that I was dead. ~

~ You bastard. ~

~ Well, we don't have a mother, so yeah, you're a bastard too. ~

~ I grieved over your dead fake body and you don't even care? ~

~ Oh I cared. If you hadn't been upset, I would have killed you and ended the damn fight you had going with Michael myself. ~

~ ...Well, I am not exactly the most mentally sound angel around. ~

~ Pfff, Luci, I don't think any angel is mentally sound. I sure as hell am not. ~

~ Okay, point. There's not many left anyway. ~

~ Oh? ~

~ Yeah, Heaven's failing. They need an Arch up there to keep things running or all Heaven is going to break loose. ~

~ And you didn't take the invitation? ~

~ Oh, I did. Then gave it up because I am not anything like dad and couldn't do it. I kind of kicked myself out. Let Anael have it. ~

~ Anael is in charge? ~

~ No, I think Naomi is actually. But Anael would be so much better at it. She is a business savvy one. She'd do good. ~

~ Dare I ask how you know this? ~

~ ...You don't want to know. ~

~ Oh, ewww, please tell me you didn't have sex with our sister. ~

~ No, not sex. ~

~ Oh, okay. ~

~ I'm not interested in sex. ~

~ Yeah, I remember. ~

~ Do you think the Winchesters will let me talk to Jack? ~

~ Not on yours, theirs or his life. ~

~ Damn it. I want to meet my son. It's not my fault I was taken away from him when he was born. ~

~ Lucifer, do you actually care? ~

~ He's mine. Of course I care! ~

~ Do you care about him as a person, or him as an attachment to your Grace? ~

~ ...I don't know. That still fluctuates all over the place. Depends on my mood, I guess. ~

~ You need a therapist so badly. ~

~ Shut up. So do you. ~

~ Got myself a counsellor. Good enough for me. ~

~ Wait, seriously? ~

~ Yep. His names Paul. He's a priest. He's the one I killed the pedo priest for. ~

~ Oh yeah, migraines. ~

~ Nah they've stopped now. Think I'm ready to go back to Earth now. ~

~ Visit me! ~

~ Maybe after I have found myself in the right state of mind to go anywhere near the Winchesters, sure. ~

~ Yay, I won't be alone. ~

~If you're lucky I'll bring Jack in too.~

~ :D ~

~ Oh that is so wrong. Please don't send me mind emojis. You're old. ~

~ :DDDD ~

~ Nooo, I'm going now. Be back on Earth soon and I will visit you in your dungeon prison. ~

~ See you soon, bro. ~

~ Yeah, see ya soon. ~

Thanks for my phone back, Paul!

You are welcome, Gabriel.

Oooh, I see you talked to Sam. Do you think he is sorry?

I think he is as sorry as he is going to be when you talk to him and tell him the problem you have.

Hmm, yeah, maybe. Did you read Dean's little message? He's pissed and not at all sorry.

I believe it is Castiel which is where the problem right now lies. Did you ignore him the entire time you were gone?

Yeah, shut off communication with everyone but Lucifer of all angels. Lucifer.

Is he still locked up in the dungeon?

Yep and moaning about it. He's kind of in major need of mental help.

What's the main problem there?

Right now? His fluctuating between wanting his son with him because he loves him for being his kid, or if he wants him near just so he can have the extra Grace Jack has which is the same as his.

Ah. Power or love of family. I can see why Lucifer would be confused over that.

Don't think confusion is his problem. His sanity is.

I am now worrying for the world again.

Nah, right now I think he will do anything to get on Jack's good side which means he will have to curb his homicidal rage at humans. So no end of the world until that shit settles itself out.

Well, that's relatively good. I think.

Yep!

Cassie is trying to contact me now. Think it about time I answer him.

That might be an idea.

Go talk to your brother.

Yep, will do. Bye.

Talk later, Gabriel.

Yep.

- Gabriel? -

~ Hey Cassie. Yep, I'm here and willing to talk to you now. ~

- Willing? -

~ Yeah, you heard. ~

- But why are you angry with me, I did nothing wrong. -

~ You did nothing alright, including telling me you were leaving. ~

~ Do you have any idea how worried I was that I was suddenly cut off from being able to talk to you and the Winchesters and everyone else that I talk to? ~

~ Yeah, I had a damn panic attack over you not telling me you were leaving. I hate panic attacks. ~

- Oh. I apologise. Things were going so fast, I forgot. -

~ You forgot to tell me you were leaving because things happened too fast? Wow. I feel so rejected right now. ~

- I'm sorry. -

~ Yeah, well, you're grounded bro. ~

- I did lose my wings, so yes, I am grounded. -

~ ...Uuuugh. Not what I meant. Go stand in a corner for an hour and think of how I felt when you and the Winchesters left me with no clue as to where you were. ~

~ I had to contact the witch to get news. ~

- I am standing in a corner now. -

~ Good. Now I am going silent on your ass again and you can think about how much of a bad thing it was you did. ~

- Goodbye Gabriel. -

~ Yeah see you soon. ~

Hey Sammy, I am back from outer space.

There is no sad look on my face, Gabriel.

Aww.

It's good to hear from you. Why did you leave for space anyway?

The light here made the migraines worse. I had to leave or be in constant pain.

Ouch. Wait, you were getting migraines?

Yeah. I smote a pedo priest and hadn't flexed those muscles in a long time.

Gave me cluster migraines.

Huh. Yeah leaving would be a good thing.

Yeah, and phones kind of don't work in space, so I had to leave it behind.

Yeah, I talked to Paul once.

So I noticed.

He sounds nice.

He is. He's also my friend.

I'm glad you have friends.

Yeah.

Wow, this is awkward.

You're telling me! Just so you know, and this is awkward, Lucifer watched my porno flick through your memories. THAT is horrifically awkward, just so you know.

Oh, oh no. I didn't watch the whole thing. Me and Dean stopped watching when you got on the bed.

Yeah, so Lucifer says.

You're talking to him?

He found out I was alive at some stage and got in contact.

He wants to meet Jack. Just meet him right now.

Are you sure?

Yeah I got him thinking about why he wants Jack so he's trying at least.

Oh.

He keeps switching from loving him for him and wanting to take his Grace and merge it with his own, as it is kind of a part of him.

Wow, that's not a good thing.

Eh, he's trying to get to one or the other. He's kind of not exactly able to think clearly on the subject.

I think I might have told him to go get psychiatric help, which is both hilarious and terrifying.

Hah, I feel sorry for any psych professional who takes him on.

Yeah, me too.

How about you?

Hmm?

Are you getting help for what happened to you?

Wow, way to bring that up, Sam-a-lam. And I talk about that shit with Paul. He's a counsellor so it kind of works?

It sucks that the closest thing we angels have to a mental health worked is Naomi.

Yeah, don't go to her.

Nope. Paul or bust.

Well, I'm glad you're trying to get past it in a healthy way. You're beating us all out there. I hope you feel better soon.

I am feeling better, sort of.

Getting my Grace back has definitely helped.

Yeah.

Look, Dean's calling me. We've got a hunt.

Okay. talk later then.

Yeah, bye Gabe.

Bye Sam.