Hey guys it's me with a chapter and it is NOT a Slipknot song!

*Shocked Pikachu face*

But a person suggested that I do a song called Corey Taylor's Christmas song. I got intrigued and I decided to listen to it. And all i have to say that it's one of the greatest things that I ever heard and seen in my entire life and at that moment I knew I had to make a chapter or would be to late and a big missed opportunity.

So big shout out and credit goes to RRanger0896 for suggesting the song. So let's BEGIN!

Jaunes Christmas Song: X-M@$

"Wait what?" Jaune said confused.

Just then Rolyat Yeroc arrived at the area.

"Oh yeah I'm this isn't necessarily a slipknot song this is more of a one off project Jaune did for the holidays. This was made during the all hope is gone (AHIG) era." Yeroc said.

"So why are you showing us this?" Velvet said.

"Well because Christmas is coming up very soon in my dimension. So I decided to bring some holiday spirit here." Yeroc said.

"oh that's completely OK we can celebrate holiday spirit." Yang said.

"Great and trust me you won't regret watching and hearing this one." Yeroc said as he disappeared.

"I'm a bit scared that the song is going to be inappropriate if not the song then the video will." Weiss said.

"Well let's see what my other dimension self did." Jaune said.

The video begins with a snow globe as jingle bells and a guitar starts playing.

Jaune: o Ho Ho Ho! *Cough*

The video then goes into a cabin and shows Jaune wearing sunglasseshead and his head is horribly edited on a Santa body. A little acoustic guitar starts playing.

Jaune: There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree. Gussied up candy canes and balls. Those carolers have kept me up for hours. It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.

The next shot shows Jaunes head on a TV and then when Jaune mentions other holidays hats from the holiday theme start falling on his head.

Jaune: Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing but there's one damn holiday that I can't stand, It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools. But it'll surely make a fool out of every man.

A few people from the group (more specifically the girls) started to giggle a little bit.

"I have a big feeling this won't be just a normal Christmas song." Pyrrha said.

"What gave it away?" Yang said sarcastically and giggling a bit.

"Oh boy..." Jaune said embarrassed on what is going on.

The video shows a backshot of Jaune that looks like he is flashing people. Jaune: HA

Jaune began to sing what the group presume to be the chorus and the guitars and drums kicked in.

The video then shows Jaune infront of beer bottles and then infront of pig butts while giiving the bird. It then shows him in an old school movie with his head horribly edited on one of the characters head. He then gave the bird while infront of a red skull wearing a Christmas hat.

Jaune: If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas. You know where to stick those jingle bells. If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah And all you motherfuckers go to hell!

"Oh for Pete's sake!" Weiss said while facepalming.

Ruby, Yang, Nora, Prago, Velvet, Coco, Kali, and Cardin began to laugh out loud. Even Blake, Pyrrha and Ren have little laugh.

Jaune was now super embarrassed as he covered his face with his hand.

'Is this what Weiss feels with her other dimension self?' Jaune thought.

"I wasn't prepared for this! HAHAHA" Ruby said while laughing.

The video then shows another old school movie shot and the it shows Jaune singing with a picture of a guy holding a glass of soda.

Jaune: If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa. Joy to the world and jack and coke. If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas.

The video then shows Jaunes head horribly Photoshoped on what guy dressed in a very lewd outfit.

Jaune: Cause I never anything but broke.

"AW CMON!" Jaune said while laughing a little bit.

"I'm at a complete loss for words right now." Weiss said giggling a little bit.

"This has to be one of the greatest thing that I have seen in my entire life! Haha!" Yang said.

The next shot shows Jaune in a mall sitting on Santa's chair with girls with lewd Santa outfits.

Jaune: Now every year the malls are just a madhouse. Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles. Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit And those colored lights are fucking infantile. I think we collectively as the people.

The next shot shows fist rising up and down with a cowbell sound. it then shows another old school movie clip with hatred face horribly edited on.

Jaune: Should rise against this corporate jolly noise And tell the world: "Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change" Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

"This is definitely something alright." Ozpin said.

"This doesn't make sense but I love it!" Kali said.

Jaune fell to the floor as the next shot of shows Jaune singing with rising fist behind him. It then shows Jaune with a monkey butt behind him and jingle bells.

Jaune: HA! So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas. You know where to stick those jingle bells, If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah.

The next shot shows Jaunes head Photoshoped on a bodybuilder with black gift bows covering the chest and lower region.

Jaune: Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

The video then spins around and the next shot shows Jaunes head inside a womens bra and in between (you know what). It then shows Jaune singing with soda bottles and beer bottles spinning behind him.

Jaune: If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa. Joy to the world of getting stoned, If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas.

The next shot shows Jaunes mouthed horribly edited on an ugly Santa took picture.

Jaune: So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone. HA!

The final shot shows a backshot of Jaune in his Santa suit holding a sack. He then turn his head and said...

Jaune: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

The song ends.

Most of the group kept laughing for a couple of minutes. okay it took 10 minutes for most of the group to calm down.

"As I said that was probably the greatest thing I've seen in my entire life. I love it." Yang said with Ruby, Prago, Nora, Kali, Velvet, Coco and Cardin nodding in agreement.

Jaune was silent as he was embarrassed on what just occurred.

"Oh c'mon it wasn't that bad bad it was entertaining." Blake said.

"I know it's just that it was little bit awkward. I can see where Weiss is coming from now, on questioning our other dimension selves." Jaune said.

"Thank You!" Weiss said.

"But I didn't really hated it. I actually really liked it it's just...its a bit strange okay?" Jaune said.

"Well that got me in a jolly spirit." Yang said.

"Oh definitely." Nora said.

"So in a jolly good mood you say?" Rolyat said.

Yang nodded.

"Well since it is the holidays in MY dimension...eh screw it merry Christmas." Rolyat said.

Just then nine wrapped presents arrived and we're floating just then they separated and went above Jaune, Blake, Ren, Nora, Weiss, Prago, Yang, Ruby and Pyrrah. The presents then Flores down to the nines laps.

"What are these?" Yang said

"Open them and find out." Rolyat said.

The nine opened them and once they did they were suprised on what they opened.

"WOAH!" Ruby said holding her Subliminal verses skull mask.

"Pretty sick." Prago said holding the West German clown mask.

"This is pretty cool." Yang said holding the metallic-looking futuristic visor mask, more specifically the Gray Chapter mask with the yellow scratch marks.

"Interesting." Ren said holding his All hope Is gone jester mask.

"I like this." Nora said holding her Toothy metallic grin mask from We Are Not Your Kind.

"Hmm." Weiss hummed looking at her snowflake face mask from the gray chapter.

"Wow." Blake said holding her Iowa gods of metal kabuki mask.

"Oh dear." Pyrrah said with a sweat drop as she is holding her We Are Not Your Kind mask. Short nail on the side and the big nails on top of the head made a nail Mohawk. "This is a little bit too much don't you think?" Pyrrha.

"Well according to your other dimension self it isn't." Rolyat said.

"A mask and the nails on top make a Mohawk? The true definition of that's metal as shit." Yang said.

"Oh cool." Jaune said holding his subliminal verses mask

"Also about these mask. Well these mask are authentic as they can get. Because these are the exact same mask that your other dimension selves wore. Don't worry about it smelling like sweat because your other dimension selves wore multiple versions and the ones your are currently holding are one of the multiple versions of the mask." Rolyat said.

"Okay now THAT is really badass" Yang said.

"And for the rest..."

Necklaces came around the others necks. They all looked and saw the slipknot S as the jewel.

"Slipknot necklaces. These are really nice." Velvet said.

"Your welcome And back to our regularly scheduled program." Rolyat said as he returned to the screen.

"Well then back to Slipknot songs I wondered what's next?" Coco said.

"Well look at the screen." Weiss said.

Nero Forte

*To Be Continued*

Once again credit and shout out goes to RRanger0896 for the suggestion of the song.

Thank you sir you are a wonderful lad.Now you saw what Slipknot song is next so when the video comes out expect the chapter to drop soon.

So with that this is Bryan217 saying see you guys next time!