A/N: Who is the character this time? I'll give y'all a hint…

It's my least favorite playable male unit. The one I typically give the most shite in my fics. He's also got quite the survival streak in 'Corrin, of the Wolfskin'.

Draconic Name (In English) [Details]: Ztisepzy (Yseranyx) [Corrin/Lupus, Middle Sister.] Pimtvsetbe (Nelstrasza) [Eldest Brother]. Nalaptijep (Mukanshin) [Middle Brother]. Utvseie (Ostraea) [Eldest Sister]. Qsoeqat (Priapus) [Youngest Brother]. Cimmefuppe (Belladonna) [Youngest Sister]. Zimipe (Yelena) [Lilith].

Canon Name = Nickname: Corrin = Lupus. Velouria = Vella. Keaty = Keaty. Setsuna = Seta. Hinoka = Hina. Sakura = Saku. Subaki = Superman. Ryoma = Red. Selkie = Silky. Kaden = Ka-da. Orochi = Viper. Takumi = Tako. Utvseie = Feisty.

Silky refers to Lupus = Lu-pu.

Qsoeqat = Quacker. Belladonna = Bella or Cimmefuppe = Kim.

Child Units: Artemis, forest green scales and eyes (Qsoeqat/Quacker and Hera). Kanzō, black fur with white patches, orange tips and golden eyes (Kaden and Kagero)

Namu Rosutaoi: I have gave many thoughts over on who to pair the certain person with, when I decided to do something that would definitely fit the certain person's character. Besides, this person will provide an even more desirable person out of this.

Have you guessed who all the 'people' are? Be honest!

Niles shifted around uncomfortably as he stood in front of his liege, the king… who has a very unhappy expression. Niles is so used to getting under other people's skins, riling them up with his sharp tongue, but being under King Leo's stare? "My liege, I…"

"You will take care of her." He cuts him off. "I may have let many things slide by with you… but I will not have you getting a surprise pregnancy and leaving her behind."

"It was…"

"Just a one-time thing?" A sneer, "I care not. There's only one 'eye-patch, dark-skinned archer with white hair whose name is Niles' in the entirety of Nohr. I'm not letting a woman have her child unfathered. You will accept your responsibilities."

Queen Sakura nods, her seat has been briefly accommodated, allowing her to lean back a bit. Jakob is at her open flank, if only so that he can get her something the very second she needs it. "N-Niles? You need to… c-care for her." She breathes. Hana, from the base of the throne's stairs and standing with Subaki, both give Niles a particularly unsatisfied stare. Odin isn't even giving the Archer any reprieve.

"Yes, my liege." Niles bows. "And your Highness." Oh, he didn't see that coming, a brief scowl forms… she had to have…

"Utmost respect, Niles." King Leo adds. "She will be living in this castle, and by the gods… if you dare try to pull off anything towards her or your soon-to-be child." He sighs, "I'm not going to force you to marry her, because gods know you probably only see her as a 'good time'," Damn… King Leo isn't mincing words, "but she and this child will be taken care of!"

"L-Life is to… be tr-treasured." Queen Sakura nods, some sweat forming on her brow. "E-even if it… is s-sudden and w-without warning…" She shakily stands, "I n-need to… rest." Even King Leo wasn't able to be at her side first… Jakob managed to smoothly slip in a supporting arm and shoulder, all the while looking natural and not creepy or intruding at all. "P-Pardon me." Step by slow step, Sakura descends from the throne, the stairs in front of the throne, and out of the throne room, with Hana and Subaki following after she passes by them.

"Is there anything else, my liege?" Niles asks.

He nods to Odin, "Open thy doors to the reaches outside of the home of the ancient trees!" Wait, what? King Leo lowers his voice and tells Odin something, but Niles can't pick up on it from here. "I… apologies." Odin rubs the back of his head.

Regardless to the other retainer's embarrassing display, the throne doors open once more, and this time? A face Niles remembers quite well comes in, also sporting a very prominent stomach bulge. He had this particular woman squirming several times before. "Sir." She curtly regards Niles. "Your majesty." She manages to offer a third of a bow, before her stomach got in the way.

"Your name, ma'am." King Leo speaks.

"My name is Ashvale, your Majesty." She respectfully responds. Huh, not bad… for a common street whore. In fact, she's already been quite spruced up, complete with a decent dress, make-up, and…

"I spoke to my retainer, miss Ashvale." The King continues. "He completely understands that he will take full responsibility for you, your child, and your life. I will not have your child go without a father, and Niles will take responsibility for being that father. My only regret is that I did not know of this earlier, or you would have been sooner accomodated."

"Thank you, your Majesty."

"Dismissed." King Leo orders.

Niles ups and leaves, with Ashvale beside him. "You did that on purpose…" Niles snarkily states. "I gave you the herbs beforehand."

"Those herbs were ineffective, Niles… who dealt them to you?" She remarks with a surprising amount of bite. "Face it, you just wanted a child."

"I did not!" He hisses, "Do you think I wanted to be occupied with some brat for a number of years!?"

"Do you think I wanted to be out of my job for almost a decade?! I won't even be able to return to being a prostitute by the time this child is on their own!" She bites back. "Your goof-up costed my life!"

"Then rid of the child!"

Smack! Ashvale delivers an incredibly powerful slap to Niles's cheek, "Don't. You. Dare. Say. That. Again." She snarls.

"Shit." He swears, pressing a hand on his cheek. "Then you could've sent it to the…"

Pow! She follows up with an outright punch to his jaw. "This child is no 'it'! And I'm not sending them to the orphanage!"

"Damn, woman… calm down."

"Quit your complaining, you've survived worse."

"I'm still human, that still hurts!" He gripes… "Fine, fine. What would you like to do, first?" He asks through gritted teeth.

"First off, cut out the cussing. I'm not having our child pick up on your filthy habits!"

"Ironic, considering you're a whore."

"I'm gonna cut off your dick and feed it to the wolves if you don't heed my rules."

"I'm to take care of you, not bow down to your every whim." He rolls his eye, damn… she's really turned sour about this, and he's going to have to put up with this… for over a decade. She huffs and turns away… he just keeps walking at her side. Neither are wanting this, but she seems insistent on keeping the brat, so… he'll just have to put up with her. "So, you didn't spread your legs for anyone else?"

And probably skewer whoever sold him those specific batch of contraceptive herbs.

She breathes, "You have an absolutely shit personality, but when it comes to bed?"

"And you told me to cut out the cussing."

"I'll be able to restrain myself when the child is out of me." She huffs.

"Three-hundred gold says this child will pick up on your 'filthy habits' first."

"Do I look like a fool? I know I'll win that bet. You couldn't be clean even if the Dusk Dragon himself came down and threatened you with eternal torment."

"Heh, what can I say? It's part of my charm."

"It's part of your ass, if anything."

He then finds himself chuckling, "A finer part of my ass, if I might say."

She smirks. "Yes yes, I'm sure you remember when you came over to get hammered over a counter by me."

He tuts, "Wasn't as good as sliding it into you."

"Gods! There's two of them, now!" Hana marches by, with a small container at her side. "As if one foul-mouthed wasn't enough… I swear, if my liege's child picks up on either of your habits… I'm gonna slice off something from both of you!" The Samurai continues moving down the hall.

"Ah yes, the ever uptight Hana…" Niles.

"She could use a serious fucking." Ashvale. "Not by you, of course."

"I'm only to take care of you and the child, I can stick my dick wherever I please."

"You do that, and I'm cutting it off."

"You wound me…" He gasps with mock-pain.

"I'm about to if you keep it up."

...Alright, maybe if there's more of this snarky banter, then this won't be so bad.

A/N: Ah-ha! So Niles accidentally knocked up a woman during one of his many encounters… Ashvale here is only a few months behind Sakura, but whew… a huge stomach isn't stopping her from giving Niles what-for. So, why a prostitute? *shrugs* I thought it might fit him more. The contraceptive herbs aren't perfect, and she happened to get pregnant.

Anyways. Who cares about Niles? (A lot of people) Do I? Already answered that plentiful amount of times. But… Nina is coming! Whoo!