The Sun Goddess Son
Chapter 16: One Thousand Years of Death
It was a hot summer day. Ammy and Waka were on the Celestial Plain taking care of some business, while Kakashi was in the Academy and Sakumo was home sharpening his kunai and tanto. The man was awaiting his son`s arrival. The man has just recently invented a new technique that he was eager to teach it to his son. The ninken laying around him either lifter their heads or twitched ears.
Sakumo grinned when he saw the pup`s white and red form bound across the Japanese garden. The pup was wagging his tail and his mouth was parted in a wolfish grin. Sakumo only shook his head in amusement, knowing full well that his son had probably tortured some unfortunate soul with his game. The one where the pup brought a toy to someone, but each time the victim trey to take said toy the pup would jump away with the toy still in him muzzle.
Kakashi now stood before the man in his human form with his eyes curved into a smile. The man ruffled the youngsters silver hair. ˝Don`t tell me tortured someone.˝ The man said, but there was laughter in his voice, the young pup only nodded his head the grin never leaving his face.
Sakumo grinned. ˝Say Kashi, wanna learn a new jutsu?˝
Kakashi looked at his father and nodded his head furiously.
˝All right. First you do the tiger hand seal.˝ Sakumo said, both father and son did the seal. Kakashi looked confused.
˝Isn`t a tiger seal used for fire jutsu`s?˝ The pup asked.
The man nodded. ˝Correct. But this is not a fire jutsu, it`s a taijutsu. Anyway once you make the tiger seal, you get behind your target and…˝ Sakumo walked behind the dummy and promotly poked it between the legs where the butt would otherwise be. ˝Of course when you do use this technique on someone make sure to transfer some chakra into your fingers. Now you try.˝ The man grinned and looked at his son. The pup`s eyes were twinkling with mischief and he did as he was told.
The next week Kakashi was staying with Tsunade, at some point Orochimaru had joined them. Both of his parents were busy so Tsunade had volunteered to watch him. Kakashi, Orochimaru and Tsunade were just enjoying the summer afternoon by just walking around the village. It was peaceful until they were walking past the hot springs and they heard giggling. The three looked at each other and followed the strange giggling. What they came upon was slightly disturbing.
There in all his glory pepping through a whole was none other than the Toad Sage Jiraya. Orochimaru made a weird noise and Tsunade looked ready to kill Jiraya and Kakashi was confused. The pup looked from Jiraya to the other two Sannin. Tsunade was just about to walk towards Jiraya but was stopped by Kakashi.
˝Uh Tsunade, I was thinking. That showed me a new jutsu last week and I was hoping to test it on someone.˝
The two adults looked confused at each other, the Slug Princess was the first to speak. ˝Sure, why not?¨ She smirked at Kakashi.
The young pup grinned, transformed and stalked off behind the Toad Sage in his quest of testing the new jutsu. When the pup was behind his target Kakashi turned back into his human form, made the tiger hand seal and concentrated chakra into his hands.
Meanwhile Tsunade and Orochimaru`s eyes had widened realizing to late that their friend was gonna be burned alive. They were just about to shout to try and stop the future sun god from killing the man at point blank. But what happened next definetly wasn`t what they had been expecting. Orochimaru looked disturbed and Tsunade was trying hard not to laught.
Kakashi had put his two fingers into the butthole and sent Jiraya flying over the fence right in the middle of bathing women. There was a lot of screaming and something hitting flesh and hard. Kakashi looked proudly at his spectators with a large grin on his masked face.
A few minutes later Jiraya came and the sight of him sent Tsunade into another laughing fit, Orochimaru smirked and Kakashi grinned even more. The Toad Sage was covered in angry red handprints, no doubt the women inside were through to punish him in their rage and made the Sannin fell their ire. Jiraya looked at his two teammates and loudly asked the question that was rolling in his head. ˝WHO THE HELL POKED ME IN MY ASS?˝
At this proclamation his two teammates both dissolved into uncotrolable laughter, while Kakashi pulled on Jiraya`s sleeve. The man looked at the miniature Hatake whom was still grinning.
˝Dad showed me a new jutsu last week. So you were my test subject.˝ The pup answered.
Jiraya was almost afraid to ask. ˝And what is this jutsu called?˝
The pup gave him an eye smile, made a tiger hand seal and told him of the new jutsu. ˝One Thousand Years of Death.˝
AN: I was watching the second part of the fourth episode of Rock Lee`s Springtime of Youth when this popped into my mind. On Fandom it says Sakumo invented and used the Thousand Years of Death. Some enemy nin in the episode also said that Sakumo used the technique on him witch is the reason why the enemy nin wears a steel plate over his butt. At the end of the episode Kakashi said that his still wasn`t as strong as his fathers. So I thought what if Sakumo was the one to teach Kakashi this technique and as to who was Kakashi`s first victim.
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