Onion trade.
"Amethyst" Steven yelled from inside the house.
"Outside dude." Amethyst yelled back. She was sitting on a chair outside. Her feet were resting on the guard rails around the house.
"Have you seen Ranger Guy?" Steven asked.
"Excuse me?" Amethyst replied, confused.
"Ranger Guy. One of my guys. You know… Guys?" Amethyst gave him a blank stare. "G.U.Y.S. Guys, Under, Your, Supervision. There's Ninja guy, construction guy, cop guy, eye guy, invisible guy, jagged guy, cat guy, apple guy, and my main guy ranger guy, the best of all the guys… has gone missing. Have you seen him?"
"What's that I hear? You can't find your little men in that super junky room of yours?" Pearl asked, walking out of the house.
"It's not that bad" Steven said. Pearl opened a window and a seagull, with a pizza and a banana peel, flew out.
"How'd that get in there?" Steven asked, sweating nervously.
"You left your window wide open for things to just fly in and out." Pearl answered.
"Aw. Give him a break P. My room is messy but I always find what I'm looking for." Amethyst tried to defend Steven.
"Then why haven't you found my magic axe?" Pearl asked with a smug grin on her face.
"I haven't looked for it yet".
"Amethyst go and find it right this second."
"Hey. Feel free to go look for it yourself." Amethyst said.
"There is no way I'm going into that dump."
"Pearl, all your nagging has made Steven pressed." Amethyst said, as she saw Steven leaving.
"Is everything ok Steven?" Pearl asked him. Just then Coral walked out of the house.
"Steven, your Ranger Guy is not in the house. And please clean your room next time. I don't want to have to do it every time." Coral said.
"*sigh* I guess I'll just have to break the news to my dad." Steven said, walking down the stairs.
"Amethyst, go find my axe now" Pearl said.
"Fine" Amethyst said, finally walking over to the temple door. She made her gem glow and the temple door opened to reveal her room. Pearl used the warp pad and warped away. Meanwhile Coral put away a few of Steven's shirts in a pile to throw into the washing machine. Then she put the toys into Stevens toy box and after all that was done she mopped the floor. The house looked sparkly clean so Coral went upstairs and turned on the tv.
After about 3 minutes Amethyst walked out of the temple door laughing. Coral muted the tv.
"What's so funny?" Coral asked.
"Haha haha. I was looking for -heh- Pearls axe. But I found -haha- her replicator wand. Haha haha. So i replicated a bunch of junk into her room."
"She is gonna be angry when she finds out." Coral said, turning the tv back on.
"Welp Ima go sit around and do nothing outside if ya need me." Amethyst said. Soon enough Steven was walking back with a bag full of little guys.
"…no future. Your haircut is gross. You smell bad." Steven grumbled.
"Hah. You talking about Pearl?" Amethyst asked.
"No. I'm talking about dumb old Dave guy. I mean just look at him. Does it look like his life is going anywhere?" Steven asked, lifting up one unboxed Dave guy.
"Ah, cut him a break. Maybe this is the year he finally gets his life together. Maybe he will get a cool internship." Amethyst said.
"I doubt it. I can't even trade 30 Dave guys with Onion to get one Ranger Guy."
"So you need more of that little man to get some other little man." Amethyst said.
"Yeah. And the machine is sold out of them". Steven answered. Amethyst reached into her hair and pulled out a want in a shape of a 'Y'. "What's that?"
"Pearl's replicator wand. You can use it to make copies of stuff. You're magic. I'm sure you can figure out how to use it." Amethyst explained.
"Have you been sitting here all day with that in your hair?" Steven asked.
"Nah. I got up to look for Pearls dumb axe but found that instead. Then I replicated a bunch of garbage and stuffed it all in Pearls room." Amethyst said, chuckling. Steven ran to the beach to look Onion.
Coral turned of the tv and sat next to Amethyst.
"You sure he won't break it?" Coral asked.
"Nah, he's careful. I'm sure it will be fine." Amethyst said, handing Coral two wands.
"Alright then." Coral said and closed hey eyes. But then she felt something hit her in the face. She looked up to see a ball with a miniature figure. Then she saw a few more flying towards her. Then Coral saw Onion on top of a mountain of balls with mini guys inside. He was shooting more of them with the replicator wand in hand.
"STEVEN." Coral screamed running towards Onion. Garnet and Pearl were already there.
"This is ridiculous. How did he get my replicator?" Pearl asked.
"A child should not be in possession of such an item." Garnet said.
"Aren't these Steven's little men?" Amethyst asked, nervously, before one of them flew into her face.
"THERE CALLED GUYS." Steven yelled, his head popping out of the ocean of toys.
"Can you please explain this mess?" Coral asked.
"I traded that replicator for ranger guy." Steven explained, showing everyone the little man.
"Steven, why didn't you just replicate ranger guy." Pearl said. It took a second for Steven to realize that that was an option.
"DANG IT" Steven yelled.
"Let's go before this gets any worse" Garnet said. She and Pearl jumped up to the mountain. Meanwhile Coral and Amethyst sank in the toys.
"How do you move in this stuff?" Amethyst asked.
"Try to act like a rich duck" Steven answered, before disappearing in the toy ocean.
"What does that mean?" Coral asked. Then Greg's head popped out of the toys.
"OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED SOME ICE CREAM." Greg yelled.
"Hi Greg." Amethyst and Coral said.
"What the heck is going on?" Greg asked.
"You know..." Amethyst began
"…Just doing our thing." Coral finished. She started swimming and Greg and Amethyst followed her.
"Why is it raining toys" Greg asked. But before he could receive an answered, Amethyst and Coral saw a car flying in their direction.
"RICH DUCK" They yelled simultaneously, and pushed Greg's head into the toys.
"What was that?!" Greg yelled.
"A car." Coral answered. But before they could do anything else, the toys started to disappear. Soon enough Coral saw the wand in pieces, with Garnet standing on top of them.
"Steven went to talk to onion while Coral picked up the real toys. She collected them in a bag and put that bag next to the arcade.
"So all the stuff that got copied turned into nothing?" Amethyst asked Pearl.
"Yep" Coral answered.
"Rats" Amethyst.