I do not own Jackie Chan or Fate.
English is not my strength so expect errors.
If anyone is available to be a beta reader than I would appreciate the help.
Hope you enjoy!
The limo roared out of the water like a sea monster rising from the deep. The Talisman was active and as a result the limo's four turning wheels pushed it forward with energetic furry. Just like the sparks on the road from earlier a wave emanated from the back of the vehicle, except this time a wave of water flew back drenching the section 13 agents who looked on wide eyed as the Limo drove off across San Francisco bay.
"Launch the water vehicles!" An agent shouted, "also call captain Black, he isn't goanna believe this."
Meanwhile in the Limo there was a seafood problem, "get it off, get it off, get it off!" Finn shouted as a crab hung on to his flailing hand desperately.
"Give me a second." Ratso said as he finished throwing a fish out the window which had previously been in his mouth.
"Gross!" Jade flicked green slime of her body and untangled a mop of seaweed from her hair. "Really should've packed my swimsuit." She said as she starred at the limo's interior which was flooded up to the windows.
"Ugh, and there, you, go!" Finn said with malice as he finally got the crab off himself and flung it out the window with spite.
"Chow how ya doing?" Finn asked.
"I'm fine. Except for the fact that I'm driving on water!" Chow shouted as his body was shacking and starring dead ahead like a zombie.
"Now this is weird." Ratso said as he stuck his head out the car window, the scenery of the cost passing by gently almost like a cruise.
"Your telling me. When we get back to big V he's go-" "Ah, we might have a problem." Said Jade as she starred out of the now broken back window.
Behind the limo a black speed boat and two equally black jet ski's chased after them, their engines roaring ever louder like tigers hunting their pray getting closer and closer.
"Wow! How many people have you guys robbed!" Said Jade.
"More than you can count kid." Said Finn his voice on edge.
"I can count just as high as you." Jade hmphed, "So, I'm guessing that the guys dressed in all black aren't the good cops." Said Jade.
"They aren't goanna give you a candy if that's what you're saying." Said Finn
Jade looked at the water which seemed to turn like whirlpool trying to suck her down. She raised her head to see the black vehicles chasing the limo down with deadly efficiency. Then she looked back inside the limo to the three thugs who had destroyed her uncles shop, and saw them arguing as to how best dispose of a newly discovered lobster in the car which of course was pinching one of them.
"Ch, of course the people who beat-up my uncle would be the safer bet. Duh Jade." She said sarcastically before swimming to the front of the limo.
"Chow I need you to speed it up buddy." Finn said his voice on the verge of cracking like glass.
"No way! Forget it! This isn't what I signed up for! If Valmont wants to shoot me then he can go ahead!" Chow screamed his face as white as marble.
"Hey, ah Chow." Said Jade.
"What is it kid!" Chow said, his voice on the verge of going out from all his screaming.
"Have you seen movies, American movies, American spy movies?" Jade asked.
"Ya, why?" Chow asked.
"Alright listen, right now you're a super spy. A super spy!" Jade said with confidence.
"Kid I've dealt with more spies than you can count!" Chow said.
"Then you're already a spy." Said Jade, her tone offended and more impatient, the sound of roaring boats getting ever closer and closer.
"You know what, your right!" Chow said his voice picking up.
"Who's the super spy?" Jade asked with strength.
"I'm the super spy!" Chow said.
"Who's the super spy?!" Jade shouted.
"I'm a super spy!" Chow shouted, his hands coming up to slick back his wet hair and fix his fiery orange glasses in confidence.
"Good now drive this limo!" Finn said.
"Hold on!" Chow said as he immediately swerved the limo to the side.
"""Woah!""" Jade, Ratso, and Finn were sloshed around the back of the limo like fish in a plastic bag being carried by a child.
The limo and boats were now in a mad dash. Every turn done by one was countered by the other resulting in trails of bubbling white foam forming behind them. If seen from above a person would lay witness to an elegant and hectic work of art being temporarily formed on the surface of the bay.
"We need to go faster." Jade said.
"Wait I have an idea." Ratso said, "Finn get to the door, Chow when I say stop, stop."
"Got it." Chow said.
"Stop!" Ratso said. The limo came to a halt when the jet skis were right behind the doors.
"Now!" Ratso said as he and Finn opened the car doors. The men on the jet skis slammed into limo which was followed by them getting swamped by all the water in the car flooding out washing them away.
"Score!" Finn said.
"Ahh they got me!" Jade said in panic as a man on the speedboat now right next to them grabbed her leg.
"Oh no you don't." Said Finn as he reached for Jade's other leg.
Just then the man pulled something out of his pouch, "They have a gun!" Shouted Jade.
Chow immediately swerved the limo into the side of the boat causing it to roll over. Its occupants went flying into the air and Jade got flung back into the car.
"Way to go Chow!" Finn said looking behind at the chaos as Jade breathed a sigh of relief.
"No problem I got this al figured ou-" Chow said as the steering wheel came right off the car.
Jade and the enforcers looked at the wheel then at where the limo was headed. They did this a second time and screamed as the limo slammed into a warehouse sending wood, metal, and most of all fish into the air.
So, what Jackie Chan movie was this chapter inspired by, stay tuned and the answer will be revealed next chapter!