It was April fool's day 2001 and I was at Houston, Texas. The matches were the Pitbull vs William Regal for the WWF Intercontinental championship, Rhett titus, David Robbins and the greaser vs tazz and the apa, killer flame vs big show vs raven in a triple threat hardcore match for the WWF Hardcore Championship, The waterboy vs test for the wwf European Championship, big wes vs Kurt Angle, chocolate thunder vs mr. McMahon in a street fight, the garden state playaz vs the Dudley Boyz in a tables, ladders and chairs match for the WWF Tag Team Championship, ihre damon vs the iron sheik, miles vs the undertaker and me vs Stone cold Steve Austin vs the rock in a triple threat no disqualification match for the WWF Championship. The first match was the Pitbull vs William Regal for the WWF Intercontinental championship. The Pitbull hit William Regal with an rko and was still the WWF Intercontinental champion. The second match was Rhett Titus, David Robbins and the greaser vs tazz and the apa. The greaser hit tazz with a pedigree and won the match alongside Rhett Titus and David Robbins. The third match was killer flame vs big show vs Raven in a triple threat hardcore match for the WWF Hardcore Championship. Killer flame tossed Raven into a glass window, hit big show with a gts into a table and was still the wwf hardcore champion. The fourth match was The waterboy vs test for the wwf European Championship. The waterboy hit test with a water kick and was still the wwf European champion. The fifth match was big wes vs Kurt Angle. Big wes hit Kurt Angle with a clothesline from hell and won the match. The sixth match was chocolate thunder vs mr. McMahon in a street fight. Chocolate thunder put mr. McMahon through a table and won the match. The seventh match was the garden state playaz vs the Dudley Boyz in a tables, ladders and chairs match for the WWF Tag Team Championship. The garden state playaz climbed up the ladder and were still wwf tag team champions. The eighth match was ihre damon vs the iron sheik. Ihre damon chokeslammed the iron sheik and won the match. The ninth match was miles vs the undertaker. The undertaker hit miles with the last ride and won the match. Miles finally quit the wwf after he lost twice at Wrestlemania. The main event was me vs Stone cold Steve Austin vs the rock in a triple threat no disqualification match for the WWF Championship. I double speared both Stone cold Steve Austin and the rock and was still the wwf champion. We all lived happily ever after still as champions until killer flame lost the title shortly after the hardcore match to big wes. End of chapter 17.