Owlnose stood over the bodies of Reedwhisker and Mistystar, flexing his claws, with his hackles rose.
He glared down at Mistystar's un-moving form, waiting for the grey she-cat to spring up again at any moment, but she didn't.
He waited a few more moments, before racing out of Mistystar's den wailing,
"Mistystar and Reedwhisker are dead! They killed each other to death! I tried to stop them, but I couldn't, I'm sorry."
He collapsed onto the ground, with a wail of despair.
"About time," Havenpelt muttered.
Dappletuft stared with his eyes wide.
"Are you sure? This cannot be, surely, Reedwhisker and Mistystar wouldn't kill each other, they're sistrers!"
"No Honey, they're mother and son," Curlfeather meowed, resting her tail on his back.
The grey and white tom rolled his eyes.
"Whatever, they're still kin, since when do kin kill each other?"
"Remember Hawkfrost?" Mothwing meowed, emerging from the medicine cat den, she then let out a sigh, "I guess it's time for Willowshine to take a new cat to the moonstone to go get their nine lives."
"It's the moonpool, remember, we're not in the old forest anymore," Sneezecloud reminded her, as Jayclaw asked, "Wtf is the moonstone?"
"Also, Reedwhisker and Mistystar are both dead! They never picked a successor!" Mosspelt wailed.
"We're all gonna die!" Podlight screeched, running around in circles.
Owlnose rolled his eyes, and padded to the middle of the clearing.
"We're not going to die! Right before Reedwhisker died, he assigned me as his deputy, I am to be the new leader of WhoClan!"
"Ownose! Owlnose!"
His clanmates started cheering, except for a few, to his dismay, Icewing, Jayclaw, Podlight, and Beetlewhisker were staring at him with their eyes narrowed.
"I smell something fishy, and it isn't the fresh-kill pile," Beetlewhisker meowed, flicking his tail.
"Oh, Beetlewhisker, you're so imaginative, what are you doing alive anyway? Didn't you die ages ago?" Mallowfur asked.
"Yeah!" Harelight exclaimed, jumping to his paws, "Why should we listen to what a dead cat says? Owlnose clearly isn't fishy smelling!"
Beside him, her sister, Softsomething rolled her eyes, "That's the point of StarClan minnow-brain, to listen to the advice of dead cats, if Beetlewhisker says that Owlnose smells fishy, then it must be so."
She then stood up, and went to sit with the other cats, who thought he smelled fishy.
Owlnose held back a growl, and sank his claws into the ground, how could he ever lead WhoClan, if they all thought he smelled?
"It must be yourself you're smelling!" Gorseclaw spat at Softsomething.
"Oh go back to DingdongOnestarisDeadClan!" Dappledtuft sneered, going to sit beside his sister.
Lakeheart and Lizardstripe exchanged glances, and Owlnose narrowed his eyes, wondering what was up with the parents of the four bickering cats.
He then shifted his gaze over to Beechfur, he had been with a DingdongOnestarisDeadClan cat before, were Dappledtuft, Harelight, Softwing, and that other one, actually his and Gorsetail's?
He narrowed his eyes, and studied the four cats closely, Dappledtuft was grey and white, just like Gorsetail from DingdongOnestarisDeadClan.
Letting out a gasp, he nearly passed out, were there any pure-bloods left in WhoClan at all?
Since all the cats were basically half-clan, did WhoClan even exist at all?
Meanwhile, in StarClan...
Skystar paced across the clearing.
"Okay, I give up on the Clan Hunger Games, clearly, no one is invested in killing everyone."
He shook his head.
"Things were so much better back in my day."
"I have an idea!" Jagged Peak exclaimed.
Clear Sky narrowed his eyes.
"You can't have any ideas, you're lame!"
"Not anymore!"
"Are too! You're superrrr lame!"
While the two toms were fighting, Mistpelt crept up behind Bluestar and knocked her out.
"COME ON FELLAS! LET'S GO RESCUE SOME BROWN TABBIES FROM THE DARK FOREST!"
She then ran off, with Leopardfoot, Frecklewish from ThunderClan, Beetlenose, Mistlekit, Owlstar, Pinestar, Redtail, Dappletail, Sorreltail, Foxleap, Violet Dawn, Thunderstar, Juniperclaw, Whitefang, Voleclaw, Troutstar, Dawnbright, Ashfoot, Pebble Heart, Rileypool, Willowbreeze, Sandgorse, Mistfeather, Olivenose, Dusk Nose, and Petalfur racing after her.
Then, all of the sudden, their paths were blocked by Yellowfang, Spottedleaf, Silverstream, and Feathertail!
"Stand aside!" Willowbreeze growled to her daughter and granddaughter.
"No! We must keep peace in StarClan, Bluestar was right to throw all the brown cats out!" Silverstream wailed dramatically.
Willowbreeze lashed her tail.
"Your father is down in the Dark Forest! We must go get him!"
Sandgorse nodded.
"Willowbreeze is right, we can't just send cats who don't belong to the Dark Forest to the Dark Forest."
"Yeah, if we keep doing that, how will we know who is bad, and who is good?" Ashfoot asked.
"Bluestar knows best," Spottedleaf growled, lashing her tail, "I don't need some WindClan and RiverClan losers to tell me otherwise!"
"But Spottedleaf, innocent cats belong in StarClan," her brother, Redtail, meowed softly.
Spottedleaf pulled out Redtail's diary, which she had lifted off of Willowpelt, while the grey she-cat was asleep.
"You killed Oakfart, perhaps you belong in The Dark Forest then, eh?" she questioned.
Then, she started cackling, and Redtail realized it wasn't Spottedleaf at all, and so did everyone else.
"Mapleshade?" Frecklewish from ThunderClan screeched, "What the Dark Forest are you doing here? I thought you were in The Dark Forest!"
"Since Bluestar sent all the brown cats down there, it's gotten pretty cramped, and it was decided that all the non-brown cats could come to StarClan!" the red and white she-cat exclaimed, and Thistleclaw and Darkstripe leapt out from behind her.
"It's time to parrrrrtayyyy!" Thistleclaw exclaimed with a mrrow, slicing the neck of the cat nearest to him; she died.
"Noo, what have I done?" Bluestar, who was now awake, wailed.
"Something good for once," Thistleclaw remarked, before killing another cat.
Soon, a whole hoard of Dark Forest cats were there, and they were killing everyone!
Mistpelt glanced at Leopardfoot, Frecklewish from ThunderClan, Beetlenose, Mistlekit, Owlstar, Pinestar, Redtail, Dappletail, Sorreltail, Foxleap, Violet Dawn, Thunderstar, Juniperclaw, Whitefang, Voleclaw, Troutstar, Dawnbright, Ashfoot, Pebble Heart, Rileypool, Willowbreeze, Sandgorse, Mistfeather, Olivenose, Dusk Nose, and Petalfur, they were the only ones who could help StarClan now.