It was Sunday at noon and Tech had not yet woken up. The young coyote was so asleep that he seemed dead if not because he snored like a 400kg wild bear. It was 12:28 when Rita entered her son's room to wake him up since he had missed breakfast and if he kept sleeping like this, he would miss lunch and even dinner.

-Tech honey-says his mother with a really sweet voice-It's time to wake up Do not you think? -

-Grrrrr-Tech did not wake up, he continued sleeping and snoring after having growled at his mother.

Rita smiled and then turned around and left her son's room. After about 6 or 7 minutes Rita returned with a metal bucket in her hands and a sadistic smile in her mouth.

- TO YOUR MOTHER, YOU DO NOT GRANK, YOU ARE A STUPID!-Rita yelled at the same time she threw a bucket of ice and cold water at her son-AND STOP SLEEPING THAT MY SON-IN-LAW IS COMING TODAY! ARE YOU A COYOTE OR A BEAR?SHITTY USELESS!-

-AHHHH IT'S FROZEN! -Tech shouted as he jumped off the bed -WHAT SHIT YOU GO OLD CRAZY?!-

-I just wanted to despair you-Says Rita with an innocent smile-You missed breakfast and your father is already taking the meat off the grill-

-Mom you are a nuisance-says Tech while draining the water from his pajamas -Can't you wake me up as if you were a normal mother? -

-Nop-Says smiling no more than Rita-Well now dress and go down to eat-

-Yes, yes, what you say -He says even with some sleep in his body -It is Sunday and I can't sleep what I want-

When Rita was about to leave her son's room, she said something that made Tech finish waking up-Remember that this lovely bird is coming today-

-SHIT! I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT FULL!-The young coyote shouted desperately as he ran to the bathroom.

Meanwhile in the courtyard of the house, Mr. Coyote was passing the hamburgers from the grill to the plate next to him. Gadget sighed when he heard the screams of anger of the love of his life and his son, at this height of life he was more than accustomed to the noise of his family's morning screams.

"Those two are more similar than they think," Gadget thought when he saw his wife leaving the house in the courtyard.

-Everything good honey? I heard some screams-

-All good love, it was only the useless of your son who did not want to wake up-

-Love What did you do to our son? -

-Nothing, I'm even offended that you ask that-

-Rita ...- Gadget says seriously, he had known that woman for more than 25 years.

-Okay, okay -Rita says with a pout -I threw a bucket with water-

-Just water?-

-Fine! Water and ice-She says fed up -Heavens! You know me perfectly-

-Oh come here so I can kiss you-

Rita approaches Gadget and they give each other a big kiss, they separated and saw their son leaving the house.

-Could you stop kissing at some point? -

-You are only jealous of us because you are the only one in this family who has no kisses on the mouth, you only receive kisses on the cheek of your grandmother and sometimes of your aunts but nothing more-

-You're a witch, you know-Tech says while sitting at the garden table-That's why we never go on vacation to places where witches were burned before, for fear that they'll put you at the stake-

-Well we can't take you to any church because they think you are a nun, I say because of how virgin you are, that you can see a kilometer away -Mrs. Coyote says while sitting at the garden table-Wait I had forgotten that you have your hands as a couple, hahaha-

-You're one ...- Tech says but when he was going to insult his mother his father appears with a mountain of hamburgers.

-Well, well stop fighting and eat like a family-Gadget says smiling as he sits between his wife and son to avoid future lawsuits-I made them halfway as you like-

-You're the best darling! -

-Well done dad! -

After that the three began to eat. On the table were mashed potatoes, lettuce salad with cherry tomato, a bottle of coke, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and the main course, hamburgers. The Coyote family loved meat even more if it was half-cooked with some blood, that was a family thing.

-You are a great steak dear-

-Thanks love, talking about food. What are we going to have for dinner tonight? -

-I had not thought of that-

-Well it's obvious that you can't prepare anything that has chicken, dear-

-And we who love to have some chicken -Rita says something discouraged-
Is that why Tech would like to have Rev in bed? -

Tech preferred to ignore his mother and said-It can't be anything that contains meat-He says, then bites his hamburger-Rev is vegetarian-He says with his mouth full.

-Check the food, swallow and then talk -Rita says while serving another bit of mash-I could cook pasta-

-That's a good idea, pasta with wine. Does Rev like wine? -

-Rev has no age to drink-Says blushed Tech-Rev is 15 years old, he is younger than me-

-Oh my God! I have a pedophile son! -Gadget says as a joke -He will take him to jail for being a sexual pervert-

-DAD!-Tech shouted as his face turned red-SHUT UP!-

-Our son likes minors, those who call embryos-Rita sang to annoy his son-What do you care a few years less? Our son likes minors-

Tech banged his head against the table-Silence that woman for everything you most want-

-It's fine son-Rita says while laughing-Seriously, I think pasta would be a good option for dinner-

-Yes I guess-says Tech-What is the worst that can happen? -

(...)

It was 7:39 at night when Tech left the bathroom. He checked his wardrobe from top to bottom so he could decide what he would use today. No garment convinced him, for all it was: Ñoño, criminal style, nerd, dirty, messy, very formal, unformal, childish, old, in other words, nothing was good for Tech. In the end he opted to use an orange turtleneck, jeans, black tennis and at the request of the roadrunner, his "bottle ass" glasses. And as if that were not enough, the young man in love put on the cologne again and used a spray deodorant completely and completely is COMPLETLY.

He looked at himself again and again in the mirror while thinking "I hope Rev likes this" Tech was very nervous about the visit of the roadrunner of his dreams, but that feeling is normal when the love of your life will practically meet your family, which in the future will be his family, of course Rev still did not know.

Tech was so nervous that he decided to practice facing the mirror to see what he was going to tell Rev.

- "Hi Rev, you look beautiful tonight," says the coyote while making a face of "seduction" in front of the mirror-No, I can't tell him that he will think that I think he always looks bad but not today."I must be dreaming because you are always in my dreams."I can't tell him that, not after having had a wet dream with him-Tech sighs-"Oh I'm sorry! Were you talking? I got lost in your eyes."No that is very used."I must have died because there is an angel at my door."Not that is from my grandfather's time. "What a candy and I dieting."That's pathetic, just pathetic-Tech banged his head against the mirror-Why is it so difficult if I've talked to him before? -

-Tech stops being a narcissist and goes down that your boyfriend must be coming! -Rita shouted from the floor below-

-He's not my boyfriend yet!-Tech replied-Now come down!-

Tech started down the stairs to walk so fast that it looked like he was running, he was sweating on his nerves as he looked at the clock at 8:58 p.m. When he arrived in the living room he sat on the couch where his father was, his mother was in the kitchen finishing cooking.

-Nerious champion? -Gadget asked when he saw his son frantically move his leg -It seems as if you were pedaling a bicycle-

-Yes I'm nervous-says Tech and then see his father-I don't know what to say. Nor do I know why it is so difficult to talk to him after we have been doing it for some time now-

-Love is strange but why don't you try a simple "Hi Rev How are you?" -

-It's not that simple dad-says Tech to later sigh-I wish it were-

-Tech come to help me-says Rita from the kitchen.

-I Go-says the young man while standing up to go to the kitchen -What do you need? -

-I need you to pass me the glass bowl that is on the top right-hand side of the refrigerator -Rita says while beating the 4 cheese sauce -I would also need you to pass me the spices-

-Okay-Tech says trying to find the glass bowl -You want the large, medium or small glass bowl? -

-The big one obviously -Rita says and then see her son -What do you want? That our guest dies of hunger, he might think that we are stinging or that we think he is fat or even worse, like we don't want him here-

Tech rolled his eyes and gave his mother a look that said "you are exaggerating and you know it" and his mother gave him a look that said "I know what is best. Besides, I am the cook and nobody tells me what to do ", as a result of all this both rolled their eyes and continued with their tasks. After that, Tech reached the largest bowl in the house, usually used for family dinners when his grandparents, uncles, aunts and cousins came for the holydays, of course at that time instead of having the bowl pasta It had meat or derivatives.

At that moment the bell rang causing Tech to almost drop the glass bowl, luckily being a member and captain of the football team had given him good reflexes.

-If you break that bowl, I'll break your motorcycle! -

Meanwhile in the living room, Gadget stood to open the door. He opened the door and saw a beautiful young roadrunner with a cake in his arms and a tender smile on his face. Gadget decided to smile back.

-Good evening Mr. Coyote-Says cheerful Rev-Nice to meet you-

"He seems like a good boy to my boy"

-The pleasure is mine, Tech has talked to us SO MUCH about you-