Doing it My Way
Bakudeku drabble. Silly jumping on the bed idea
Midoriya tries frantically to wave his boyfriend down from the bed through loud whispers. "No, please don't, you're gonna attract attention!"
"It's how I test them!" Bakugou growls back with an ominous laugh. "I don't care about the stupid salesperson. They said test it, but not how to, so I'm doing it my way!"
There was no changing his boyfriend's logic when he'd made up his mind. So, Midoriya sits on an adjacent bed, cringing, and just waiting to be thrown out as Bakugou simply continues jumping from bed to bed, testing them out.
After several minutes of worrying without any salespeople coming by, Midoriya final looks around. Where is everyone? Salespeople usual pounce when a customer walks in and here, it was like a ghost town.
"See, told ya they don't care." Bakugou snickers.
But when Midoriya scans near what appears to be a back door, he sees three men, bickering quietly amongst each other. They weren't warehouse guys, and based on the slacks and ties, those were probably the salespeople. The longer he watches, he notices a lot of pointing in their direction, a few glances that never last very long, even a few shoves. They were fighting over who had to come help them!
Eventually, the smallest man loses when the other two hook his arms and start shoving him in their direction. Midoriya covers his face, this was so embarrassing!
"H-Hi, sir's," the salesman waves nervously. "Do you s-see anything you like? Is there anything I can help you with?"
"Nah," Bakugou speaks before Midoriya gets a chance to. He bounces a couple more times, before jumping off the bed. "I don't like any of them. Come on Deku, let's go." He grabs his boyfriend by the hand and starts to walk away, completely ignoring the shaken salesperson.
"S-Sorry," Midoriya waves to the salesman from over his shoulder. He felt so bad for them. "You always do this when we come to the mall," he whispers to Bakugou. "We never even buy anything."
"Well, duh! We already have a perfectly good one at home. It's just fun bouncing on those beds, you really should try it next time."
"I'll pass."
Bakugou pulls Midoriya to a stop and faces him, lifting his boyfriend's chin with a grin, "you don't complain about bouncing on the bed with me at home."
Midoriya flushes bright red, "t-that's different."
"Is it now?" Baku's red eyes flash in excitement. "Maybe I should take you home and refresh your memory…"