breakfast sounds good.

I sat at a small table at Denny's with Alice and Bella, and may I just say...

Bella and I were repulsed at the amount of baked beans Alice was eating.

"Any cravings?" Bella tried to smile.

Alice stopped and smiled, her cheeks a dark pink. "Sorry."

"You don't have to be embarrassed."I laughed "I made my ex throw up once."

"Me too!" Bella smirked. "Hot cheeto jello with EJ and Liver and sauerkraut with Renesmee." She shook her head.

"I don't want to hear it!" I laughed. "I was dipping twinkies in ranch."

Alice shook her head. "I just want beans all the time, on my toast... With every meal... I wanted to put it on ice cream last night with peanuts and chocolate sauce."

She sighed.

"Last night I cried because I farted in the bed with Jaspar while we were having sex."

I choked on my coffee.

"It is not funny Em." She glared daggers at me.

I looked away, a small smile on my lips.

"I was all happy finding out, hey you've been emotional is because your pregnant." She pointed to her stomach. "I don't even look pregnant!"

"Alice, you watch. That belly of yours is going to pop and you are going to be so round and happy."

"With your beans and ice cream." I smirked into my coffee.

"I will eat your soul." She growled at me.

..

"Anyways," Bella switched over to me. "How was your weekend."

"I got dicked down." I smiled cheekily.

"Really, I was always told he was good in bed." Alice looked off into the distance before smiling at me. "Is 'it' true."

"Oh come on." Bella shook her head at Alice.

"It?"

Bella grimaced. "She want's to know if my brother has a big penis."

I nodded. "It hurt at first, but when I got used to his size I enjoyed myself."

Alice but her lip, "How big?"

"C'mon Alice" Bella whined.

"9." I smirked.

"9 Inches!?" Bellas mouth dropped. "That's bigger than Edwards... Not fun huh." Bella cocked an eye brow at me.

I felt Bellas pain... And I'm sure she could see the disgust in my eyes.

I really didn't want to know my brothers dick size...

I jumped when my phone started ringing.

"Hold on, School's calling."

I slid my finger across my screen.

"Hello."

"Emily Cullen, I need you to come to the school for an emergency meeting."

"Is everything alright?" I panicked.

"Your daughter is going to be suspended indefinitely, we would like to have a meeting as to why."

...

Shit...

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