Good Evening,

This is a 30 AU challenge with the Mad Child! This is 18 out of 30. Afterwards, please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!

The theme for this AU is: Pillow talk!

Alucard, Seras, and Sebastian ARE HUMAN in this!

WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT!

Oxford Not Brogues

Blissfully Peaceful

The room was so tranquil, so quiet, as Seras lied between her lovers, Alucard and Sebastian, in their bedroom. Their clothes were thrown about everywhere. Alucard's led from the door to the bed. Sebastian had attempted to fold them neatly and started laying them on the chair, but his pants didn't get the same treatment considering they were just thrown over the footboard. And Seras' clothes were in different areas of the house. She had no idea where her bra was, but she wasn't concerned at the moment. They had come in last night after a wonderful night out, had a splendid time, and then had more fun when they woke up that morning. It was only noon on a Saturday so they lazed about in bed. Seras stared up at the ceiling with a smirk on her face while she absently brushed her thumb over Alucard's as they held hands. Her other hand was intimately tracing the lines on Sebastian's palm and occasionally her fingers would go up his wrist to tickle his flesh.

"I love that," She whispered with a bright smile, even though a part of her felt bad for breaking that silence. It was had been so tranquil and everybody had been lost in their own thoughts. It was a shame to break that serenity, but she couldn't help wanting to talk to them.

"What?" Sebastian asked below a whisper. He shifted his head to look at her.

"The silence," She answered while her eyes wandered the room. "Just how…comfortable it is." She breathed and her smile widened. "When you're with someone, you feel the need to talk to break that uncomfortable silence. But when you're with someone that you love, no words need to be exchanged and you can just enjoy the silence."

"It's a bit ironic that you're breaking the silence just to tell us this." Alucard snickered.

"I'm sorry," She whispered thoughtlessly while she continued to just stare up at the ceiling and think about that wonderful silence between them. Alucard shifted his head to lean in and kiss the side of her face and her neck.

"Don't be, I was only teasing you." He whispered. "Besides, I love hearing you talk."

"Well there's a surprise," Seras laughed while she shifted her head slightly so he could get at her neck better. "If I recall, you're the one who mentioned a gag ball the other night, Alucard." This caused Sebastian to chuckle.

"She's right," Michaelis purred as he turned so he was lying on his side. He wrapped an arm around the girl's stomach and brushed his fingers over her hip.

"It was only a suggestion and it was something I found kinky." Alucard defended himself and to 'punish' his lover he parted his lips around her throat and started to suck down to create a red mark. Seras moaned softly and gently writhed as he sucked and licked her flesh hard. She didn't care if there would be an ugly mark there afterwards. She loved it when he bruised her and left hickeys, telling all others that she was taken. After he was done, he pulled away from her throat to look at her face. "Besides, you like bondage so I thought you would want to try something new."

"Something new, eh?" Seras practically purred before she leaned up and licked the tip of his nose teasingly. "Then why don't we get a whip already? I hinted at a pretty one for Christmas, but neither of you caught on. What does a lady have to do to get flogged around here?" She laughed.

"Believe me, dear, we ordered it, but the delivery got all screwed up and they lost our package. Since then we've been trying to find a replacement that looked like the one you picked out." Sebastian told her and he kissed her shoulder and chest. "But there always seems to be a problem. They're either out of stock or it's not the correct one or the right color."

"I found one. It'll be here next week." Alucard purred. Michaelis lifted his head to throw the other male a dark look.

"You found one?" He questioned in disbelief.

"Of course," Alucard snickered with a wide grin. "My girl wants to be flogged, so I got her a whip."

"When were you going to tell me?" Sebastian asked with an arched brow as it twitched with annoyance. "It would have been polite since I've been looking for the past few months now."

"Now you know." The other male answered with a shrug of his shoulders and a mocking look in his eyes.

"So…" Seras drawled as she looked between her two lovers. They looked like they were about ready to throw down. "I'm getting my whip?" She broke that weird tension between them. "The pretty pink one?" Alucard snickered under his breath before he glanced down at his little lover.

"You wanted the pink one?" He questioned, but she knew that he was only teasing her.

"Which was another reason why you should have involved me," Sebastian sighed. "I would have made sure it was the correct one."

"Don't get your knickers in a twist." Alucard raised his voice as he looked back at Michaelis. He gave the male a warning look to stop bitching at him for doing something nice for their lover. He then looked back at Seras and smiled warmly at her. "Yes, I got the pink one that you've been wanting." He practically purred and he lowered his head to place a kiss on her forehead.

"Thank you," Seras chirped with a bright blush. She then leaned up to give him a quick kiss on the lips. Afterwards, she shifted her head to look at Sebastian worriedly. The man was still giving Alucard a death glare. "Uh, thank you, Sebastian." She muttered nervously before she leaned in to give him a kiss. His brown orbs flickered towards hers. Much to her relief, the anger drained from his eyes and he gave her a curious look.

"For what?" He asked her in a whisper. He felt as if he didn't do anything, especially since Alucard hadn't involved him in buying the pink whip their lover had been begging them for since Christmas.

"Well, you ordered the pink whip months ago. It wasn't your fault that the delivery got all screwed up, and then you continued to look for one just like it." Seras reminded him. "So, thank you." He blinked at her several times and stared into her eyes for a moment or two.

"You're welcome," He whispered. Michaelis moved in to kiss her tenderly on the mouth then. A crooked smirk appeared on his lips and he hummed. "You deserve to be flogged; you are a bad girl after all." He played with her.

"So bad," Seras scoffed. "I'm out of control and need to be taught a lesson."

"Calm down there, troublemaker, we don't have your whip yet so you can't be taught a lesson." Alucard reminded her with a roll of his eyes. Seras shifted her head to look back at him. She gave him such an innocent look while she made this sexy little moan.

"But we have plenty of other toys." She whispered and then bit deeply into her bottom lip, looking like such the naughty girl that deserved to be taught a lesson. Alucard moaned softly from all the ideas that were running through his head. He pulled the sheet off of his lover to stare down at her gorgeous body. He placed a hand on her thigh and stroked up and down temptingly before his eyes flickered back to her face.

"Be a good girl and bring me your collar." Alucard purred as his lashes lowered over his green eyes to give her a lustful look.

"Yes, Master." Seras moaned and she leaned up to kiss his throat lovingly.

"I'll get the paddle and handcuffs." Sebastian chuckled.

The End

I hope you guys enjoyed this AU! Please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!

Oxford Not Brogues