(Author's Note: Guess who's baaaaaaaaack!:) That's right, FIRST update of 2020;) You excited? I know I am:)
I was pleasantly surprised by the likes for the "Vegeta VS. Black Adam" fight, especially given the fact that I wasn't very "confident" about it. I REALLY appreciated that you guys:)
So…I saw the "All Might VS. Might Gai" Death Battle. I'll try not to spoil it, but I'll say that I'm…uncertain about how I feel about the outcome. I didn't react AS intensely as I did in fights like "Goku VS. Superman" (and its rematch) or "Ben 10 VS. Green Lantern", but…I still don't know how I feel, and don't know if I'll want to rewatch it:/
This is my list of combatants I predict for the next season of Death Battle: Sindel (Mortal Kombat), Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars), and either Goku OR Beerus (Dragonball).
Okay.. I have something to say, TWO things I need to speak about. I guess you could say…two RULES that I want to say, that'll apply to all of my stories (that I want to make sure is fully understood)
1. NEVER ask me "when" I'm gonna update ANY story. That pisses me off SO much! Now…I'm GENUINELY trying to update EVERY story of mine on as CONSISTENT of a basis as possible. But, you need to keep in mind that not ONLY am I trying to juggle a MULTITUDE of stories at once…but I've also got OTHER stories I'm trying to plan out, I'm in college, I've got family matters to attend to, AND I've got MY OWN projects that I'm working through. Alright? I'm not exactly "wasting time", alright…so PLEASE do not ask me when I'll update something. My stories will be updated when they're updated, and not a moment sooner.
2. Okay, do NOT ask me when I'll update something…ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY! For example…don't ask me when I'll update "Lena Loud" on the review section of "Skywalker's Return". Or, don't ask me when I'll update "RWBY Lemon One-Shot Collection" on the review section of "Marvelous Heroes". Alright?
These are two "rules" that I want for you guys to help me out with. If there's any part of this that you guys don't understand, let me know and I'll help. Okay? I'm NOT trying to be rude or disrespectful in ANYWAY whatsoever. If that's how it appears.. then I apologize. But…I still want for you guys to follow these "rules" that I've come up with.
Cool? Cool.
Well then…hope you guys enjoy:)
Chapter Twenty: Ed versus Pinkie Pie
Ed Edd n Eddy versus My Little Pony. The beginning of a battle that will shake ALL planes of existence. Will Ed's physical might be too much to handle? Or will Pinkie Pie's unique skillset grant her the win?
Zap: "Reality. For most of us, the laws of physics are treated as unbreakable rules of the universe…that will be followed and enforced."
Dark: "But, for others, they're treated more so as…guidelines. At best. Ed, powerhouse of…well, the Eds."
Zap: "And Pinkie Pie, party pony and most energetic member of the Mane Six."
Dark: "Are we REALLY doing this?"
Zap: "Yes we are. I'm Zap, and he's Dark…and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle."
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Zap: "Take a walk through Peace Creek, and you'll be likely to find yourself in a nice little Cul-De-Sac. At first glance, this neighborhood appears to be very…normal, a nice place to live and raise a family."
Dark: "And, while this particular Cul-De-Sac is a fairly nice place to live, it's anything but normal. Thanks in no small part to three young boys living within it, three boys who've best friends for practically their entire lives: the Eds."
"Could your brother send ME brain waves too, Eddy?" A young voice rang out.
"If only you HAD a brain, Eddy," another boy spoke as someone with blue pants and red shoes walked along a field of grass.
"Come on Eddy, have a heart!" The first boy spoke, wearing black shoes as he RAN across the grass.
"Courage, courage Eddward," a third and final boy muttered to himself as he walked across the grass, much slower then his comrades.
Zap: "The Eds are three young boys living within the Cul-De-Sac, three boys who've been friends since they were toddlers. Their names? Ed, Edd, and Eddy."
Dark: Wait…two of them are named "Ed"? Really?"
Zap: "Well…technically. One of their names is spelled with only one "D", whereas the other one has two "Ds". Because of this fact, the latter is exclusively called "Double D" by his friends and the other kids of the Cul-De-Sac."
Dark: "Hehehehe…"Double D". Ah…that's another term for "large tits", just in case you guys were wondering why I was laughing."
Zap: "Oh…I'm positive that everyone knew exactly why you were laughing. Anyway, the Ed of this discussion will be (hands down) the most powerful member of the group…Ed. With, one "D"…not two."
"Going UP?" A pale-skinned kid in a black beanie spoke with a smirk.
A pink-skinned boy smiled, as he stared at a blue button on a TALL (man-made) elevator, "Nowhere BUT."
"Pardon me miss," a yellow hand leaned forward and pressed the blue button. The hand belonged to a tall boy in a green jacket, who promptly stood up straight. When the doors opened, he stepped inside…pointing upwards with a smile on his face as the doors closed.
"I like what you cane UP with, Double D," the pink-skinned boy complimented.
"One could say things are looking UP, Eddy," Double D replied, chuckling as he and Eddy began walking away. After a moment or two…the elevator doors opened, no less then FIFTEEN feet in the air.
"LOOK AT ME, GUYS!" The yellow-skinned boy called out, "Am I up, or-," he didn't get to finish his sentence, as he stepped forward…and promptly fell to the ground.
Ed: "Oh yeah, I remember that. Boy, did it HURT."
Dark: "AH! What the-? HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?!"
Ed: You guys left the wall open."
Dark: The "Wall"? WHAT WALL?!"
Zap: "Right. I GUESS I should have mentioned this from the get-go. You see, Ed possesses a unique and rare ability (formally) known as "Fourth Wall Awareness". Essentially, he's aware of whatever fictional media he's in (cartoons, video games, etc.)…and can directly interact with the very people who watch him."
Ed: What?"
Zap: "You're a cartoon character, and are aware of that."
Ed: "Oh yeah. HI GUYS!"
Dark: "Oh great, cause these guys are always so fun to deal with. Well…you're here anyway kid, wanna tell the folks at home a bit about yourself and what you can do?"
Ed: "OKEY, DOKEY, SMOKEY! Haha, that rhymes. Anyway, I'm usually the one Eddy goes when he needs something…uh-."
Zap: "Is the word you're thinking of "physical", Ed?"
Ed: "Yeah, that! Whenever Eddy needs something "physical" done, I'm usually the one he calls on. Like…when he needs me to lift something, or "sic" someone."
Dark: "Really? Huh. Sounds like I'd get along well with that kid."
Zap: "You would. Being a pretty…"simple" kid, Ed usually just goes around helping Eddy along with Double D with whatever weekly scams he'd come up with to get money from the kids of the Cul-De-Sac. Eddy's the one who comes up with the scams, Double D is the brains who figure out how to make the plans work and how to keep the Eds themselves out of trouble, and Ed…well, as he said, Ed is the one who handles anything involving physical strength. Truthfully, even I have to admit that I fully understand why Eddy would want to use Ed for physical tasks…as he possesses speed, strength, and durability far beyond that of an ordinary mortal man."
Dark: "That couldn't be closer to the truth. Ed can effortlessly lift a whole trailer over his head, outrun Kevin's bike (capable of moving like a motorcycle), and take an explosion capable of destroying a house to the face…without a single scratch!"
Zap: "The world's strongest man, Martin Licis, is capable of lifting over seven-hundred and fifty pounds (1)…while the world's fastest man, Usain Bolt, can run at almost twenty-eight miles per hour. With the average trailer weighing at over fifty-two hundred pounds, and the average motorcycle capable of moving anywhere between one hundred and one hundred and twenty-five miles per hour…this makes Ed almost seven times strongest and almost four times faster, then the most physically fit men on Earth."
Ed: "Really? COOL! I didn't know I could do all that!"
Zap: "HOW?! You literally do it ALL THE TIME!"
Ed: "I do?"
Zap: "YES! Yes you DO!"
Dark: "Alright, alright…let's give it a rest. Even more so, it's…pretty badass that this kid has got more power then virtually every human being on Earth. And he's not even a teenager! And if you thought that's where Ed's abilities ended, man oh MAN…are you stupid. He can rip and even bite through solid steel, can run backwards and forwards through time itself, and can survive the vacuum of space and even atmospheric reentry! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Zap: "He can easily heal from wounds that would normally leave deep scars, can track down others from faraway distances by simply sniffing the air like a bloodhound, can eat and digest all the food of the Cul-De-Sac (and one of the kids) in one night, can manipulate his own body in almost anyway imaginable, can scream loud enough to crack cement, and even proved himself to be a scarily efficient hunter when he thought he had been transformed into a monster (long story), silently hunting down the Cul-De-Sac kids in broad daylight with efficiency as good (if not better) then that of the Predator." He even has a "Berserker Mode", which enhances his physical abilities to even greater levels."
Dark: "Damn. You know, for being no older then twelve, this kid is…actually kinda terrifying."
Ed: "I smell my fingers after I eat cheese."
Dark: "Kinda, anyway. But, still…HOW the hell is he so powerful though?"
Zap: "Well, it's been stated on multiple occasions that Ed possesses a unique and powerful ability known as "Cartoon Physics", an ability that…essentially, allows for the user to act like they're in a Saturday morning cartoon. While it can sound ridiculous (and certainly can be), this is actually a VERY powerful and VERY dangerous ability...allowing for the user to manipulate themselves and the universe around them in anyway they desire. They can stretch their limbs indefinitely, can morph their bodies into any shape imaginable, can survive wounds that NO ONE of their levels reasonable should (except for gods and beings even above them), and can even warp, distort, and manipulate the laws of physics and even the fundamental forces of reality itself in any facet they choose."
Ed: "WOW! Really? That sounds like something out of my comic books! SO COOL!"
Dark: "And these "Cartoon Physics" have allowed for Ed to accomplish some pretty impressive feats in his short life. He was able to destroy a city-sized scam in a day (and took the Kanker Sisters with it), was able to hunt down and capture nearly the entire Cul-De-Sac in a day, was able to beat the crap out of the entire Cul-De-Sac in only one night (including Kevin and Rolf, strong in their own right and the latter of whom almost being able to match him in physical power), can scare his sister Sarah in a single scream (and Sarah's mere presence can usually freak out Ed), and can even knock out Eddy's brother in one move, can spend the entire night being tortured and even opening and closing a fridge saying "Hello light"…and be perfectly fine in the morning, was able to break reality itself with his friends (without even noticing), and he and his best friends were even able to help the likes of Ben 10, Samurai Jack, Dexter, and the Powerpuff Girls save the multiverse from a League of Villains. Hot DAMN…is there anything that can stop this guy?"
Zap: "Well.. Ed is impressive, but he's hardly invincible. While he possesses the power of a god, he's…not the brightest star in the galaxy. He's also SURPRISINGLY fearful of a multitude of things, despite his capabilities…including soap, broccoli, his sister Sarah, and the Kanker Sisters."
Ed: "SOAP! KANKERS!" (Ed proceeds to run around the room, until he steps on a long, green object...looking suspiciously like-).
Dark: "AH, SHIT! He stepped on my tail…"
Zap: "It's alright Ed. No soap, and no Kankers. As a matter of fact, you should really head back to the Cul-De-Sac. You're gonna get a visitor soon. Really soon. Like…in a few minutes soon."
Ed: "Really? YAY! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run-." (Ed quickly runs out of the room, towards the Cul-De-Sac).
Dark: Ah…man. Well…Ed may be stupid and…weird (to say the least), but he's got more then enough power to make up for it. More power in his finger then most nukes have. Ed truly is a VERY nice guy, but…you know what they say: when the nice guy loses his patience…the devil shivers."
Ed had an angry look on his face, glaring at Double D and Eddy (his two best friends). He took ahold of his unibrow, pulling it apart horizontally. Said unibrow stretched indefinitely, the pupils disappearing from his eyes. He then let it go…before screaming/roaring, "BIG…TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!" Double D promptly fainted, while Eddy looked on in fear as his shirt FLEW off his body.
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Zap: "Equestria is a wondrous land, primarily populated with multi-colored horse-like creatures…ponies. There are the Pegasi, with their flight and ability to control the weather…the Unicorns, who possess powerful magical abilities (from telekinesis to teleportation)…and the Earth Ponies, with their abnormal strength and knowledge of the earth. Among the final species, there exists a pink-furred pony with an excitable personality and love for everything involving parties."
A pink-furred pony with a poofy mane, sunglasses that rested JUST below her eyes, and a satchel on her body cane BURSTING out of a large building. Suddenly, a bunch of confetti shot out of said satchel…getting the pony to giggle to herself. She quickly coughed into her hoof, "I mean…GRRRR!" She tried (keyword being TRIED) to make a "scary" face, standing up on her hind legs as she did so.
Dark: "Pinkamena Diane Pie, just call her Pinkie Pie. Element of Honesty, and president party pony of her hometown: Ponyville. She's the most excitable, most energetic, most…happy pony in Ponyville, possibly in ALL of Equestria. But…she certainly didn't start off that way."
Zap: "Correct. Pinkie started off as one of three children born to two "rock-farmers", far away from…anywhere happy, or even colorful. And that's how she lived for…many years. And it seemed like that's how she was gonna live the rest of her life…until the day things forever changed for her."
Dark: "Yeah, "changed"…as in she saw a frickin' RAINBOW EXPLOSION!"
Zap: "Well…not technically, as it was actually Rainbow Dash performing her first ever "Sonic Rainboom". Upon seeing the most colorful…anything of her life, Pinkie was filled with a intense feeling of joy that she had never felt in her life…and a desire to share that joy with those she cared for. And so, she stayed up all night…and planned an absolutely ENORMOUS party for her family."
Dark: "The sheer surprise and joy of the event apparently being so great, that they smiled for the first time! Which was…actually pretty horrifying."
Zap: "And it was this event that allowed for Pinkie Pie's "Cutie Mark" to appear."
Dark: "Her what? You mean those three balloons on her ass? I thought that was a shameful tattoo, like the lightning bolt with a cloud above it I convinced you to get on your thigh after our night at the bar last month."
Zap: "A what, on my WHAT now?!"
Dark: "Oh, ah…n-nothing! Don't worry about it, not important. ANYWAY, Pinkie eventually moved herself to a town called Ponyville. Given her nature and recent joy about parties, it wasn't a surprise to anyone how she became the resident party planner of her new home. And, when I say "joy"…I mean joy."
"WOOHOO!" Pinkie exclaimed as she leapt in the air in joy, "Cupcakes, candy, and pies, OH MY!" She picked up and pie and (LITERALLY) shoved it in her face. "GIMME THAT!" She hollered at a white-furred pony with a horn AND a pair of wings, before eating the cupcake in front of her. "WOOWOOWOOOWOO!" Pinkie began cartwheeling her way out of the building, knocking down other ponies as she did so.
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah, I remember that! Sorry. I just get super DUPER excited at parties! I just can't help myself!"
Dark: "Oh god! ZAP! You didn't tell me there was TWO of them!"
Zap: "Yeah. I guess I should have mentioned that, Pinkie Pie also has the ability to break the Fourth Wall whenever she desires."
Pinkie Pie: (Giggles), yeah. The others always look at me weirdly whenever I talk to everyone watching us. I guess they can't see you guys."
Dark: "Lucky us. So…wanna tell your fans a bit about yourself?"
Pinkie Pie: Really?! YAY! I'd LOVE to! I was BORN on a Tuesday…-."
Zap: "No…Pinkie. Not, that kinda stuff. You know what…how about I tell me a bit, and you can just chime in wherever needed?"
Pinkie Pie: "Okey dokey."
Dark: "You're gonna regret that statement."
Zap: "Probably. Anyway…as an Earth Pony, Pinkie Pie possesses physical abilities beyond that of the other two raced of ponies. Able to pull houses and break down barricades with ease. Pinkie Pie herself is also fast enough to easily catch up to Rainbow Dash, quite possibly the fastest flyer in Equestria…capable of flying over five times the speed of sound, VERY early on in her career. And that's not even counting how Rainbow can quickly double her speed by the use of her signature move, the "Sonic Rainboom". By the end of the series, it's been theorized that Rainbow Dash can even fly faster then light itself."
Dark: "Wait a minute.. Pinkie Pie can keep up with someone like THAT?!"
Pinkie Pie: SomePONY."
Zap: "Correct. This is most likely due to the fact that Pinkie also possesses the ability of "Cartoon Physics". She can manipulate her body and environment in virtually any capacity she desires, regardless of risk…or even logic. She can control her own gravitational field, morph her hair into objects such as drills, and even alter her appearance and teleport herself into insane (and impossible) places."
Dark: "And as if not being bound by her universe's laws wasn't enough, Pinkie Pie also has a unique sixth sense. That she calls her "Pinkie Sense", which, apparently, is a mild version of Precognition…as she can predict falling objects, scary things, approaching dangers, and even drastic changes in the weather."
Zap: "Which has to be the most RIDICULOUS thing I've ever heard in my LIFE! That makes NO logical sense whatsoever!"
Pinkie Pie: "Aw…come on! It makes sense! Besides, IF it didn't…would that REALLY be the worst thing in the world?"
Zap: "YES! If we throw "logic" and "sense" out the window, there'd be NO point in us even doing these battles!
Dark: "Speak for yourself, I threw those things out the window a LONG time ago."
Zap: "(Sighs), anyway…Pinkie Pie has strength comparable to the likes of Applejack and Rainbow Dash, the latter of whom is capable of injuring a dragon who's mere snoring could shake an entire mountain range. She can also speed blitz Rainbow Dash, and survive combat with some of the strongest villains within her universe…including the corrupted Nightmare Moon, the chaos god Discord, and the warlord Tirek. Her stamina is also of noteworthy, being able to keep up with Equestria's fastest flyer, all without breaking a sweat."
Pinkie Pie: Oh, OH! Don't forget about my PARTY CANNON! This baby can take out a horde of Changelings, and even a whole BUILDING in a single shot…all with my OWN special recipe."
Dark: "(eats some of the Party Cannon's "ammo"), hmmm….this Bubblegum?"
Pinkie Pie: "YEP!"
Dark: "Pretty good, actually. Anyway…Pinkie Pie may give off the IMPRESSION of being naïve and child-like, but…she's actually a LOT smarter then most people give her credit for. She knows the names, homes, preferences, and birthdays of EVERY single pony in Ponyville. By heart! And she plans out her parties DECADES in advance, the level of detail and foresight required being INSANE!"
Pinkie Pie: "Well, it ALWAYS pays to be prepared. ESPECIALLY when parties are involved!"
Zap: "Pinkie…do me a favor, and stand over there for a bit. We're gonna send you somewhere where you'll be able to meet a new friend. Really soon. Like…right now soon."
Pinkie Pie: "(Gasps), really?! YAY! (Pinkie Pie runs off)"
Zap: "Pinkie may be silly and fun loving, but she can be VERY dangerous when she wants to be. Especially when you threaten her loved ones, keep her from her dreams, break a "Pinkie Promise" (ESPECIALLY this one)…or, she happens to absorb the power of a god from a mystical relic."
"Pinkie," a purple-furred alicorn spoke to a trembling Pinkie Pie, "You absorbed Discord's magic from the bell…how do you feel?"
Pinkie thought to herself for a moment, "Tingly…itchy," she scratched her right ear, "Also like," Pinkie Pie suddenly grew virtually twenty times in size, her name and tail moving erratically (almost as if ALIVE) as a chaotic aura of pink appeared behind her, "I CAN TRANSFORM THE COSMOS, SO THAT EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ICICING!"
Dark: "AHHHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
"I haven't found SQUAT in any of the books I'VE been looking through," Twilight looks over to see Pinkie (a golden necklace with a blue center around her neck) looking over a coloring book, "OOPSIES! MISSED a spot!" The Element of Laughter called out to herself, before grabbing a purple crayon and coloring in a SMALL spot she'd missed.
Dark: Ah…that's better."
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Zap: "Alright, the combatants are set…let's end this debate once and for all."
Dark: "It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLE!"
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It was…relatively quiet upon this particular Cul-De-Sac of Peach Creek. A normal day, overall.
All kids of Cul-De-Sac were out and about, having the time of their lives on this warn summer day. Riding bikes, playing with toys, or just (overall) messing with their environment.
With the (somewhat) exception of three boys, who were sitting on the sidewalk away from the others (to where they could just barely see each other). A short kid with three long hairs, a tall kid with a green jacket, and a "medium-sized" kid with a…sock on his head.
"We need a scam idea, you guys," the short kid said.
"Did you ever that maybe we could go without one of our patented scams, Eddy?" The medium-sized kid replied, "Just for one day?"
"Don't be ridiculous Double D," Eddy shot back, not even looking up from the part of the street that he was looking at.
"We can go hunt down some space mutants," the tall boy spoke (after a moment or two of silence), a dopey smile on his face.
"No Ed," both Eddy and Double D replied.
Suddenly, out of nowhere…a large pink portal suddenly opened in the sky. All three boys looked up towards the sky, each shocked by the sudden "emergence" of said portal (except for Ed, who was looking on with stars in his eyes).
"WHAT IS THAT?!" Both Eddy and Double D cried out.
"A portal leading into another dimension (2)!" Ed clapped, bouncing in-between his feet in joy.
Suddenly…
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The Eds heard from the portal in the sky, causing all three boys to squint their eyes to see within it (each one leaning on the one shorter then them). As they narrowed their eyes, they were just BARELY able to make out…something falling to the Earth.
"LOOK OUT!" Ed cried out, before wrapping his arms around his best friends necks (getting their eyes to bulge out) and leaping backwards in "defense". After a moment…something SLAMMED into the street, hitting the ground with the force of a bomb.
As the Cul-De-Sac kids in the back began screaming…the Eds were looking, a tad apprehensively, towards the smoking crater that had been formed. After a moment…something all but leapt out from the ground.
This "something" (to the surprise of the three boys) was a pink-furred horse-like creature (probably about half the height of Ed), with a poofy mane and tail. She had baby blue eyes, three balloons on her flank…and was currently dusting off herself with her hoof.
"WowWIE! Talk about a CRAAAAAZY landing!" She began looking around in her current area, a hoof on her forehead with narrowed eyes, "Hm…this doesn't look like Ponyville." She then caught sight of the three boys who stood mere feet away from her. Both "parties" stared at one another for a moment…before the horse broke out into a large (rather freaky, in the case of Eddy and Double D) smile, "Hey there strangers!" The boys seemed surprised and caught off-guard by the fact that this strange…creature was talking to them no less, "I'm Pinkie Pie. I'm not really sure where I am, but I'm ALWAYS excited to meet new creatures," the now-named "Pinkie Pie" exclaimed, as she began bouncing her way around the Eds in a circle, "Now, I think the only proper way to continue is to do it…in SONG!" Pinkie Pie smiled brightly, before intaking a DEEP breath…
"NO!" Eddy couldn't help it, racing forward and slapping a hand over Pinkie's mouth, "There aren't going to be any singing around here…whoever you are!"
"That's "isn't going", Eddy," Double D commented from the safety of behind Ed, his friend promptly deciding to ignore him.
Suddenly, though…Pinkie Pie head-butted Eddy, the force of said blow knocking him into a mailbox behind his two friends. "I'M GONNA PROPEELY GREET YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!" Pinkie called out at the short boy.
"HEY!" Ed glared at Pinkie Pie with genuine anger, making sure to keep his friends behind him as he glared at the creature before him. Both Ed and Pinkie Pie glared furiously at one another, snarling menacingly like rapid animals.
(Fight!)
At the exact same moment…both creatures suddenly sped towards one another. When Pinkie's body slammed into his own, Ed quickly wrapped his arms around her body…before tossing her into a street pole.
As Pinkie rubbed her sore head…she could hear and feel Ed stomping over to her.
Thinking quickly, Pinkie suddenly grabbed ahold of the street pole that she'd bended…quickly tearing it out of the ground, and smacking Ed with it. The yellow-skinned boy went flying, and crashing into the front of the house directly behind him. He (after a moment) shook his head out, and opened his eyes…only to see Pinkie Pie charging at him like a bull.
Ed was only able to place his palms in front of his stomach…the exact area Pinkie Pie's head collided with when she reached him.
The pink-furred pony wasn't stopped in her "charge" by Ed's "block", pushing both her and him through the front of the house. Ed dug his feet deep into the ground, gritting his teeth as Pinkie Pie (essentially) pushed him through the house (breaking walls and knocking over furniture all the way).
As soon as the both of them crashed through the final wall and burst back outside, Ed threw himself downwards…and pushed his feet into Pinkie Pie's stomach, flipping her over him and across the ground.
Pinkie Pie quickly picked herself, and shook herself off…before glaring at Ed, her pink body slowly turning dark red in coloration (fireballs in her eyes). She then threw her head back…and threw it back forward, stretching her hair out towards the gentle giant.
The pony's hair quickly wrapped itself around Ed's body (pinning his arms to his torso)…before the Equestrian native quickly lifted him into the air, and slammed him into the ground. She then moved her head to the side, resulting in Ed being knocked into a car.
As Pinkie Pie lifted Ed into the air, and slammed him back into the ground…Ed was prepared, successfully landing on his feet (cracking the ground as he did so). Before the pink creature could react, Ed quickly took ahold of her hair with his hands.
Just then…he SPED forward, slamming his forehead into Pinkie's. Before the pink creature could go flying too far away…Ed suddenly took ahold of her hair, and began swinging her around wildly (almost like a top).
"WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!" Pinkie Pie cried out as she spun through the air, "I'M GONNA PUUUUUUUUUKE!" After a few more moments of this…Ed suddenly let go of Pinkie's hair, suddenly the smaller creature to go FLYING through the air.
Ed then bent a knee, placed his fingertips on the ground, and shut an eye with his tongue stuck out…before he went off speeding after her, breaking the ground beneath him as he did so.
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While his two friends were left there, standing in silence…eyes widened and jaws slacked (Eddy's literally being in the street).
"Double D," Eddy was the one who broke the silence.
"Yes Eddy?"
"What…what just happened?"
"I…I-I…I don't…I-I can't even-," ultimately, both Eds decided that there was only one logical course of action they could take.
They fainted.
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"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Pinkie Pie…called out as she continued flying through the air…before she began to plummet.
She SLAMMED into the ground, creating a "Pinkie Pie" shaped hole in the ground. After a moment, she pulled herself up out of said hole. Swirls were in her eyes as she swung and tilted and shook her way around her current area, giggling as she did so.
Pinkie Pie then quickly shook her head out, shaking out her dizziness as she did so. She then looked around her area (trying to get an idea as to where she was exactly)…to find herself in (what appeared to be) a junkyard.
Hearing a sudden noise behind her, Pinkie Pie turned around.. her eyes narrowing when they landed on Ed, who was also looking at her with narrowed eyes.
And the two simply…stared at one another, almost like a Mexican Standoff. Ed's fingers were slowly curling and twitching, as Pinkie grinded her teeth together. Slowly (but surely), Ed and Pinkie began walking around each other…circling one another like caged animals.
After a few more moments of circling and growling…they charged.
Ed threw his hands out and seized a hold of Pinkie's head in both hands once they met in the middle. It became a battle of physical strength and raw power, as both titans pushed their power against one another (the ground itself cracking underneath them).
Suddenly…they both LEAPT backwards at the same time, their feet/hooves sliding across the ground.
Pinkie Pie (after shaking her head out and breathing fiercely through her nose like a bull) quickly shook her head out, elongating her hair as she did so. The pink pony then twirled her head in a circular motion, causing her hair to form an almost…tornado shape/motion.
Just then…she pulled her head back, causing her hair to (SOMEHOW) morph itself into a drill. She dragged her hoof against the ground (like a bull)…before charging. Ed responded by moving his arms behind his back, bending his knees, and narrowing his eyes…before opening his mouth, and biting down on the pony's hair.
The young boy then began swirling his head around in a circular motion, spinning Pinkie through the air like a top. "AWWWWW MAAAAAAN!" The pink pony called out, "NOOOOOOT AGAAAAAAAIN!"
The monster of the Cul-De-Sac began "throwing" (for lack of a better term) his head to the ground, beating Pinkie's body against it every two seconds. After about…fifteen seconds of this, Ed opened his mouth…the action causing Pinkie Pie to go flying into the air. Without wasting a moment of breath/energy, Ed quickly dug his fingers into the ground beneath him and began pulling with all his might (beads of sweat running down his face as he did so).
His resulting struggle, "resulted" in the ENTIRE ground being LIFTED into the air…leaving nothing but a black void lying underneath. He threw the…ground above him, until it towered above the flying pony.
And, with all his strength.. he slammed the ground onto Pinkie Pie's form, trapping her underneath the ground.
The "focused frown" on Ed's face had disappeared afterwards, now being replaced by a…curious expression, as he looked on to the "broken" ground laid before him. He began walking across the cracked land, carefully maneuvering his way through the various cracks and broken patches of the earth…moving to try and find his opponent.
Suddenly…he heard something burst out of the ground behind him. Quickly spinning around…he saw Pinkie Pie's head (and neck) coming up from the ground, slowly moving up and down like an accordion (swirls in her eyes).
Ed (without a word) walked over to the (dazed and confused) pony, grabbed her by her neck, and (effortlessly) lifted her out of the ground. He then sucked in an intake of breath, and began…blowing into/onto his thumb, this action causing his entire hand to inflate like a balloon.
"YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS (3)!" Ed yelled out at his opponent, before rearing his (enlarged) fist back…and decking the smaller creature in the face, sending her (for the third time that day) to go flying through the air.
As her body went spinning through the air…she suddenly "stopped" in mid-air, shaking out her head and glaring down at Ed (standing on thin air, as if it were a solid surface). She then lifted her front legs up in the air (like horses do), and began racing towards Ed like a bullet…on air. Ed narrowed his eyes, and quickly shot himself into the air after Pinkie Pie…also running on thin air.
The two met in mid-air, leaping and wrapping their arms/legs around one another…hitting one another, as they plummeted to the ground (spinning crazily as they did so).
"WAIT!" Ed suddenly cried out, getting the two to "pause" in mid-air…mere inches away from the ground.
"What?" Pinkie Pie asked, rearing a hoof back to "fire" it against Ed's face.
"I lost my jacket," Ed replied, one of his hand pulling Pinkie's hair up. "Hold up," Ed looked around, spotting it a few feet away from them, "One moment please."
"No problem," Pinkie replied, just before Ed began slowly stretching his arm out to crawl itself closer to his fallen jacket. Taking ahold of it, Ed's arm "maneuvered" back to himself…just before he quickly placed his jacket back on, "Good?"
"Good. Thanks."
"No problem," Pinkie Pie waved off with a hoof, a bright smile on her face.
Just then, at that moment…the two bodies suddenly slammed into the ground, cracking it as a cloud of dust was brought up. After a few moments, Pinkie Pie suddenly leapt out of the dust cloud…Ed having wrapped his arms around the pony's neck, and his body physically on top of her own.
Pinkie began running and jumping crazily around the ground, bucking wildly as she tried to get the human off of her. Both Pinkie and Ed were both yelling out (VERY loudly), as they moved quickly across the junkyard (at speeds that'd make them seem like blurs).
With a yell, Pinkie threw her bottom half into the air…sending Ed to go flying off of her, and landing face-first onto the dirt. "EAT THIS!" Pinkie Pie suddenly called out, pulling out a MASSIVE cannon from…somewhere, pointing said "weapon" at her opponent. Ed (after picking himself up and dusting himself off) tilted his head (slightly) in confusion…just before the cannon fired.
The gentle giant was sent flying through air, his entire body being…purple(?) as it happened. He crashed into a virtually torn down house, destroying what was left of it. The pink party pony quickly moved on her hind legs, rolling her "Party Cannon" with her…a "focused" frown on her face.
Suddenly…the ground where Ed landed cracked apart, the force of such knocking Pinkie back a few feet. Ed had emerged from the ground, his body COMPLETELY coated in…purple batter?
"I SHALL NOT BE VANQUISHED BY YOUR OTHERWORLDLY WEAPONRY, SHE-DEMON!" Ed cried out, pointing a finger in the air with a glare…before the glare on his face "faded", and was quickly replaced by a confused expression. He wiped his mouth with a hand, and simply…stared at the "clump" in his palm, before shoving his entire hand in his mouth. He sucked on it for a few moments, before pulling said limb out (it being dripping with drool), "Bubble gum cake batter?"
Pinkie's "tense" expression then went away, before a (surprised) smile graced her lips, "Yeah."
"It's good," Ed complimented, before turning his attention to the reader…ie, you, "Delicious," he spoke with a thumbs up, before taking and eating another clump of batter.
"Um…who're you talking to?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"The readers of this story…duh!"
"Wait a minute," Pinkie's jaw dropped, as her eyes widened (literally) to the size of dinner plates, "You can see them TOO?!"
"Of course," Ed waved off…before suddenly focusing his gaze on the pony, "Couldn't you?"
"I've always been able to…but, hardly ANYpony back home could. Whenever I'd talk to them, they'd always look at me like I'm CRAZY!" Swirls appeared in her eyes, as she made a circular motion with her hoof near the side of her head.
"You're not crazy," Ed waved a hand, "I know kids around here who don't get it either (4)," Ed then took his shirt in hand, and began sucking the batter off of his shirt. "You made this on your own?" Ed asked, pointing to his (now clean) shirt
"Yeppers," Pinkie Pie replied, a smile on her face as she saluted, "My own special recipe." She bounced up to Ed, scooping a clump of batter from Ed's jacket and eating it herself, "Mmmmmm. I normally don't like to toot my own horn, but-," HONK! HONK! Pinkie proceeded to literally toot of horn of her own (which she had pulled from her poofy hair).
"Totally!" Ed agreed, just before his tongue stretched out of his mouth…and licked across his entire body, cleaning himself off of the batter completely, "Deeeeeeelicious!" He commented with shut eyes and a smile, rubbing his stomach as he did so.
"Wait-," Pinkie suddenly sped to Ed's front, looking up at Ed with her chin on his body, "Does this make us friends?!" She asked, stars in her eyes (the purple batter still on her mouth).
Ed put a hand to his chin, closing an eye and sticking it his tongue for a moment…before, "I think it makes us…BEST FRIENDS!"
"YEPEE!" Pinkie Pie leapt up in joy, just before jumping at Ed and throwing her…legs(?) around Ed's neck. Ed then wrapped his arms around the pony's body, and began spinning around in place…both him and her laughing like children all the way. "What should we do now, new best friend?" Pinkie asked excitedly, sticking out her tongue and licking the batter from around her mouth.
Ed's expression went from a smile to…an impassive one, as he began picking at his lip. The human and pony maintained eye contact as Ed did this, until…
"BOING!"
"'Boing'?" Pinkie asked, "What's that?"
Ed dug his fingers into the ground, and pulled out a large clump of dirt (about the size of a pillow)…before holding it over his head, "I have an idea, BOING!" He "explained", pointing to the "dirt clump" above his head. He threw the dirt clump to the ground, before pulling out a saw from his inner jacket, "Me and my friends did this a while ago, as if it were only second season," without any further explanation (Pinkie not seeming to need one), Ed began cutting a hole in mid-air.
Pinkie didn't even flinch by Ed's actions, simply (lightly) shaking herself on her hooves as her new best friend was cutting into the air. Upon completing his…cutting, the "circle" of air that Ed had cut fell to the ground…only to reveal what neither character was expecting.
That being three pale-skinned girls around Ed's age (one redhead, one with blue hair, and one blonde), all currently in a bath. "Big Ed, scrub my back!" The blonde with buck teeth stated with a large smile, holding a brush in hand. The blonde and her companions laughed out loudly at her statement.
Without even pausing and/or hesitating, Ed shoved the circle he'd cut away…sending "them" to go flying off into the air. Ed turned to Pinkie Pie, "Sorry about that, wrong hole." He looked towards the one on the ground (that had fallen from the hole in the air he'd cut), "Here's the one. Follow me!" He called out, before (with a cry of "ALLIOP!") he jumped into the air…and clasped his hands in front of him, as he dived into the whole (disappearing as he did so).
Pinkie quickly ran away…before racing forward and (with her own cry of "WHOOPEE!") cannonballing into the hole after her new friend.
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(In Another Section of Existence)
Just then, Donovan's face went from arrogance to confusion just before he suddenly spun around and raised his lightsaber.
This proved to be the correct choice, as Donovan was able to deflect the yellow blade of the recovered Anakin Skywalker. "You may very well be as great of a warrior as we were told," Donovan smirked through their clashing blades. Anakin glared at the rodian, choosing his response to simply be pushing his own blade against his opponent's. "Prefer to let your skills do the talking? I can respect that. I suppose we both can."
Anakin's eyes slightly raised in confusion before they widened in realization. Anakin pushed Donovan away just before he rolled to the side, narrowly able to avoid the blade of Achor from taking his head clean off.
He stood back up and looked Achor in the eyes, who winked back at him, "Pretty close to getting you there Skywalker."
"Not as close as you think," Anakin snarled. The Chosen One held his lightsaber in both hands as Donovan and Achor twirled lightsabers in their hands as they slowly began walking towards Anakin, both of them going in different directions as an attempt to close off Anakin's routes of escape.
Anakin's eyes darted back and forth between the two Sith warriors, his hands clenching around the hilt of his lightsaber as his glare met the smirks of his enemies.
Suddenly, a loud yell broke the tense silence of the area. All three Forcer-Users turned to the sound of the voice, just before Achor suddenly screamed in pain. Anakin and Donovan look over to see her with a long gash on her side just before something collided with her head.
Both Jedi and Sith suddenly saw Valkyrie standing over Achor's collapsed body, holding her sword in a reverse grip. She kicked Achor's lightsaber away from her hand before grabbing the Twi'lek by the throat and tossing her into a tree.
Hearing a mighty roar, Valkyrie turned around to see Apollyon charging at her like a bull. She narrowly avoided the swing of his lightsaber (it actually singed off a few strands of hair) before slashing him across the back, which only succeeded in pissing the wookie off even further.
Before he could retaliate against Valkyrie, Apollyon sensed something coming from behind him mere moments before he heard a yell. He quickly spun around and threw out his hand, catching Wolverine in the air as he tried to sneak up on him.
Not again, Wolverine thought to himself in annoyance before yelling as he was suddenly flung into Valkyrie.
Anakin ran over, stood in front of both downed warriors, and held his lightsaber in a defensive manor as the three Sith began closing in on all of them.
"If these two are your best allies Skywalker, I'm afraid that you'll truly stand no chance in stopping even the three of us," Donovan commented, "Let alone the might of the Sith Empire."
"Do you ever shut up?" Wolverine growled as he and Valkyrie stood up.
"HEY! That's not very nice mister!" The (sorta) Jedi, three Sith, mutant, and goddess all flinched at the sudden (and unexpected) voice. Turning to the sound of said voice…all twelve pairs of eyes widened, when they saw a yellow-skinned boy and a pink-furred, horse-like creature standing a few feet away from them. "You should be a lot nicer there, mister," Pinkie Pie called out, suddenly appearing (as if by teleportation) in front of Wolverine (who couldn't help but take a step back in surprise).
"Pinkie's right," Ed agreed, suddenly appearing behind Wolverine (getting the mutant to flinch, and wonder how the HELL this kid managed to sneak up on him!). "We shouldn't give people mean words…we should give them HUGS!" Ed yelled out with a bright smile, before he suddenly pulled Wolverine, Valkyrie, and Anakin into a tight hug. The three heroes all groaned in surprising pain (the shorter boy being MUCH stronger then they would have guessed), their eyes practically bulging out from their heads (Valkyrie even struggling to free herself from this stranger's iron-like grip).
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie agreed, suddenly materializing in the center of the three Sith (causing them all to flinch, and point their lightsabers at her). "Hugs…and CUPCAKES!" She screamed out, before throwing three cupcakes (which she had pulled out of absolutely nowhere) into the faces of the three Sith.
Suddenly, Ed released the three heroes from his grasp (getting all three of them to greedily suck in the breaths of air that they had been denied) and made his way over to Pinkie Pie (by bouncing, because…why not?), "Do you have anymore of those cupcakes, Pinkie Pie?" He asked, before pulling up his shirt…revealing his stomach to be moving around wildly, as if it were a living animal, "Belly's empty."
"Sorry Ed," Pinkie Pie apologized, as she reached throughout her mane…only to come up empty, "Those were my last cupcakes."
"Aw man," Ed frowned, thumping onto the ground…his lip practically quivering, "What should I do? Belly needs food," he lifted his shirt up again, his stomach once again thrashing around like a feral beast…before it shrunk in on itself, making it so that Ed's skeleton was practically visible!
"Aw…don't worry Ed," Pinkie suddenly raced to Ed's side, throwing a hoof around his neck, "If there's no food around here…we can just go look for some!"
Ed's upset expression was quickly replaced by one of surprise…before a large smile grew on his face, "You're right, Pinkie!"
"Let's go now!" Pinkie offered, before stepping in front of Ed and bending down her legs a bit, "Race ya there, buddy (5)."
"Okey dokey smokey!" Ed spoke loudly, as he knelt down next to the pony, "Haha…that rhymes."
"It does, doesn't it?" Pinkie spoke…before the human and pony raced away, disappearing in two blurs of yellow and pink.
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Leaving there new "companions" alone, with each other…and their thoughts.
"W-Were…were they with you?" Anakin asked the three Sith, his allies behind him seeming just as confused as everyone else in the immediate vicinity.
"I thought they were with you," Donovan answered truthfully, while his fellow Sith (after a few moments of hesitation) began tasting (and eating) the food that the strange pink creature had thrown at them.
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(Elsewhere in the Omniverse)
"~To sail on a dream on a crystal clear ocean. To ride on the crest of a raging wild storm.~" As much as most of his brothers hated to admit it…they not only knew the tune, but liked it a great deal. "~To work in the service of life and the living. In search of the answers to questions unknown.~"
"~To be part of the movement and part of the growing. Part of beginning to understand.~" Now, Bennett, Boomer, and Barry began singing along. "~Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to. The things that you've told us, the stories you'll tell. Ah, Calypso, we sing to your spirit. The men who have served you so long and so well~"
"~Like the dolphin who guides you, you bring us beside you. To light up the darkness and show us the way~." Now, Bryce, Ben, and Bradley began singing along (the last one babbling in his own baby language).
"~For though we are strangers in your silent world. To live on the land we must learn from the sea. To be true as the tide and free as the wind swell. Joying and loving in letting it be~." Lincoln, Brandon, and Brad joined in the singing (all of the brothers being a little surprised that Lincoln knew the song itself).
"~Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to. The things that you've shown us, the stories you'll tell.~" Eventually, not even Brock and Brady could resist. They soon found themselves singing along as well. "~Aye, Calypso, we sing to your spirit. The men who have served you so long and so well~."
"~Ay, Calypso, the places you've been to~." The boys turned around to see their sisters walking over towards them, singing right along with them. "~The things that you've shown us, the stories you'll tell~." Now, all Loud and Benson kids sang together. "~Aye, Calypso, we sing to your spirit. The men who have served you so long and so well~." The girls walked up to join their brothers. Lana and Lola sat on Lincoln's lap, while Bailey went over and leaned her arms on Bennett's head. "~Ay, ooh, do-do-do-do. Ay, ooh, do-do-do-do. Ay, ooh, do-do-do-do, Ah, ooh, do-do-do-do~."
"WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE, AND IT HURTS YOU KNOW…FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU!" The Loud and Benson children all flinched at the sudden singing, from…voices that didn't belong to any of them, "WHEN YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE, AND YOUR TEETH ARE MISPLACED…FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU!" Suddenly (out of nowhere), the two groups of kids/teens realized that two people had…"materialized" next to them.
Those "people"? A yellow-skinned kid around Lynn's age…and a pink-furred horse?
"WHEN YOU'RE FLYING LOW, AND YOU'RE GIVING A SHOW…FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU! WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE, AND YOUR FEET STINK "P.U."…FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU!"
"Oh…I just love singing a song!" Pinkie cheered when she and Ed had finished singing the "Friendship Song" that Ed had taught her (which she loved immensely), throwing her arms around Lana and Lola (who were mesmerized by her appearance) and pulling them close (so that their cheeks were touching her own). "Don't you guys?!" She asked, hugging the (female) twins a tad tighter as she did so.
Lynn, as it turns out, was the first one to respond, "W-What the-?"
"You know what we should do, Pinkie Pie?" Ed spoke to his new best friend.
"What's that Ed?"
"We should make our own music!" He cried out, clapping his hands with a (rather dopey) smile plastered on his face.
"W-Wait a minute-!" Lynn tried to call out.. just before she found herself interrupted.
Again.
"Let's go, Ed!" Pinkie spoke, a trombone suddenly in her hooves (getting their "audience" to be left flabbergasted).
"Yeah!" Ed agreed, a violin suddenly materializing in hand (getting the kids even more confused. Or astonished, in a few cases). Suddenly…an impassive expression appeared on Ed's face, before he looked down at his feet, "Position and pose starts by fanning your toes, and placing your left. Foot. Right." He then spun his hand around in a circle, before slamming the bottom of the instrument against his chin. With his expression not changing (as in…a blank expression), he lifted up a single string, and…STRING! ALL of the kids flinched at the out of tone note, "E!" Ed called out, before pulling up another string. STRING! "D!" STRING! "G!"
The Loud and Benson kids were all flinching and cringing (yes, even Lily and Bradley. You know…the babies) at Ed's "playing" of the violin. Pinkie Pie, in the "background", was playing her trombone (not too…"oddly"), not seeming to really react to Ed's "playing" of his instrument.
As the party pony was playing her trombone, she stood up on her hind legs…and began dancing around, in a circle around Ed and the kids. With each passing moment, Pinkie began dancing at a faster and faster rate…until she was eventually spinning around in a "tornado-like fashion", moving around Ed (who didn't stop the "playing" of his violin).
After a few more moments of this, however…the ground underneath them fell through itself, resulting in Ed standing on nothing…but thin air. Ed stopped, looked down towards his feet…before he fell through the hole, shouting "WHOOHOO!" as he did so. Pinkie had leapt into the air before Ed fell…and was currently floating in mid-air, staring down into said hole. She glanced back at the kids, and waved at them with a hoof…before falling with a cry of "WEEEE!".
This left the Loud and Benson children alone, desperately trying to understand exactly what it was that just happened. Eventually, Lynn (in particular) couldn't take it anymore.
"WHAT THE FU-!"
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(In An Ancient Reality)
"It's really over," Raven said what was on everyone's minds.
"Looks like it," Cyborg replied.
"I'm a little curious as to how we survived this," Beast Boy decided to say what was on his mind.
"Guess we're stronger than we thought," Terra replied, playfully nudging her boyfriend.
"What now Robin?" Starfire asked.
Robin gave her a warm smile before he grabbed her hand, "Now, we rest. To prepare for what tomorrow holds." The smiles on his teammate's faces made it clear that they agreed with him. And so they entered the tower, to rest and rejuvenate. For whatever threats the future might hold, they'll be no match for the Teen Titans.
"WOW!" All six Titans suddenly flinched and spun around at the sound of a new (and mysterious) voice. When they did so…their eyes practically burst out of their skulls (Cyborg's jaw in particular literally hit the ground).
Why, you may ask? Well…because they found the T-Car sitting out of the garage, in front of the tower. Two strangers in it.
"This is SO COOL!" Ed cried out, being in the driver's sit of the T-Car.
"So. Many. BUTTONS!" Pinkie Pie cried out excitedly (sitting in the passenger's seat), before her hooves went FLYING across the car's interior…pressing any and every button in sight.
"WHAT'RE Y'ALL DOING IN MY CAR?!" Cyborg yelled out, his whole body practically being RED in coloration.
Just then, however…Pinkie pressed a button, that she PROBABLY shouldn't have. In an instant…the tires on the T-Car slowly turned, until their sides faced the ground and the bottom of the car. Flames erupted from the tires, slowly lifting the car a few feet into the air.
Before ANY of the Titans could react, or do anything…the car suddenly SHOT off into the distance, Ed and Pinkie yelling out in shock…and joy (obviously).
"What the HELL?!" Cyborg cried out, before he began running towards the edge of the island.
"Cyborg!" Beast Boy quickly ran up and placed a hand on the mechanized teen's shoulder, "Don't worry about it, dude. It's just a gag…just a scene to honor the author's first story."
Cyborg looked in-between his friend and his fleeing car.. before sighing, "Yeah, fine. But still…that's my car!"
"Don't worry," Raven spoke up, walking up to her two teammates…with her remaining three teammates, "You'll get your car back at the end of the chapter." With those last words, the Titans (with some reluctance on Cyborg's part) simply stood near the edge of their island…the T-Car (and its new "inhabitants") now being only barely visible in the horizon.
"Do you think that the "TigerVolcano5000" will give us a sequel?" Starfire broke the silence by asking.
"Of course he will!" Beast Boy replied, full conviction in his voice, "After all…we were his first story," he spoke with a smirk and crossed arms.
"I'm sure he will Starfire," Robin spoke, "He's just got a lot on his plate right now, handling so many projects."
"Yeah," Terra spoke, "He's probably making plans already. He's just gotta do a bit more writing, appease a couple readers…and I'm positive we'll be back on the "Writer's List" in no time." Now that…was a thought that the team could agree on.
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(In An Undiscovered Realm)
"Hm…now, where is Remnant from here?"
"Seriously Cus?! Don't you know where we're going?! I thought you were supposed to know everything about the universe!" The "person" (and I use the term loosely) in question being talked to was a short female, with light blue skin and snow white hair that was done in a single braid that draped over her right shoulder. She wore a purple clothing piece that covered her entire body, along with a black "piece" with orange and white lines and shards spread across her "plating". She wore black shoes, a blue halo that was placed around her head (without physically touching her head), violet eyes, and was holding a red and yellow staff with a black ball at the end (with a similar ring surrounding it).
The now-named "Cus" giggled, "I know a lot about the universe, Oscar. I don't know everything there is to now about it. So…sometimes, I can get lost when I travel to sections of the cosmos that I've rarely (if ever) been to. Or," the depressed frown on her face was soon replaced by a mischievous smirk, as she opened up one of her (closed) violet eyes to stare into her companion's eyes, "Maybe I'm just adoring that positively adorable frown on your face?"
Her companion was a MUCH taller (no less then twice her size) male, with tan skin, freckles on his cheek, shoulder-length black hair, and hazel eyes. He had a collar (of sorts) draped from one shoulder to the other, said collar being black in coloration with a golden outline. The collar had orange and green lines running along its width, said lines meeting in the middle to rest near a brown star. He wore pitch black pants, with a dark green belt buckle with a light green outline and three "wavy" lines stacked on top of one another. He was also in VERY good shape, with six-pack abs, and "cracked" lines that covered his hands and wrists.
The now-named Oscar's eye twitched, the faintest of pink appearing on his cheeks as he shook his head in annoyance/frustration.
"WEEEEEEEE/YAHOOOOOOO!" Oscar, Cus, and their (third) companion (a yellow-skinned…"older gentlemen", with pointed ears and green earrings, white hair, a black "coating" over his purple upper body clothing, dark blue pants, and a light blue sash around his waist) all turned to the right…to see a sight that took ALL of them off-guard (even Cus and the older gentlemen, who had been alive for CENTURIES).
A humanoid male was floating throughout space with a pink-furred, horse-like creature…the both of them wearing white suits, and shiny black helmets on their heads.
"Space is SO big!" Pinkie commented, cartwheeling through her vacuum of space.
"It's SO fun!" Ed commented, doing…pretty much the same thing as Pinkie Pie. "Maybe we'll find a planet fill of robots and snake people!"
"Really?! That'd be amazing! But…what're robots, Ed?"
Ed's eyes widened, and he slapped the palms of his hands onto his cheeks…well, those areas on his helmet, "You really don't know?" When Pinkie Pie shook her head, Ed gasped before taking ahold of Pinkie's hoof, "Come on Pinkie Pie! We'll go find a planet filled with them, and I'll show you!"
"Alright, let's go!" With those last words, the two…"odd" beings (somehow) sped out into the cosmos, disappearing in blurs of yellow and pink. Leaving their "audience" there watching, pretty stunned by what they had just seen.
"Should we…follow them? Do something?" The yellow-skinned male asked his companions, blinking in confusion.
Oscar just shrugged, and waved his hand off, "Nah...it'll be fine Gowasu. Doesn't really involve us. Tiger hasn't even started writing us yet."
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(Now, in a land inaccessible…to man, god, and everything in-between and beyond)
The final destination was…rather bland. It was a small room, with two beds on the sides. Near the back of the room where desks, chairs, waste-bins, and game stations. Lying on one of the bed (to the left, if you walked through the entrance)…was a guy.
Just…a guy. On his phone.
"Okay," he spoke to himself, "If I can get this done today, I should have enough planned out to keep the people off my back. For a little while, at least," the guy muttered to himself, rolling his eyes and shaking his head as he worked.
"Wow…look at this place!" The guy suddenly flinched, his phone dropping onto his stomach. When he looked to the side…he saw Ed and Pinkie Pie, each glancing around at the room they were all in. "It looks SO cool!" Pinkie Pie said, racing across the room with stars in her eyes.
"Yeah, I've never been to a school like this," Ed said, just before he looked underneath the bed that the guy was sitting on.
"Ed! Pinkie!" The guy said, as he sat up, "What're you guys doing here?! You guys are supposed to be in the Cul-De-Sac!"
"Oh…well, we stopped fighting and became BEST friends!" The party pony exclaimed, throwing her arms around Ed's neck…and pulling him in close, so that their cheeks were touching. Ed smiled too, and wrapped his arms around Pinkie's body, "Sooooooo…we been having an adventure of our own, doing a WHOLE lot of traveling recently."
"We've been having a LOT of fun!" Ed called out, "Traveling around, meeting new people, and having a LOT of fun!"
The guy sighed to himself, pinching the bridge of his nose…just before he stood up from his bed, "Guys…you can't be moving around like that. We have a story we need to do! A plot that we need to follow! You two can't be moving around in a zig-zag direction, traveling to EVERY corner of the Omniverse!"
"But Tiger-!" Pinkie tried to speak, but didn't get to finish.
"No buts! Now both of you, get back to where you're supposed to go!" The guy pointed in a random direction. Both Ed and Pinkie Pie's gaze lowered to the ground, their moods quickly going down. Pinkie's name deflated into a flat mess, while Ed suddenly dropped onto the ground. The guy (with hands on his hips) looked at the two characters before him, his stern expression dropping when he saw their lips quivering…and the slightest hint of tears forming in their eyes. The guy sighed, feeling his resolve completely crumbling, ""Alright…you guys can go around for TEN more minutes, and that's IT!"
Suddenly…Ed and Pinkie Pie quickly went from depressed to ECSTATIC in a split second. Ed stood up in joy, while Pinkie's name inflated back to its normal "poofy" capacity. "Really?" Ed and Pinkie asked at the same time. When the guy shook his head, both of their eyes widened in joy, "YAY/YIPPE!" They leapt in joy, getting the guy to chuckle to himself (as ridiculous as the situation was, he was glad to see how happy the two of them were).
"Alright…both of you," he held his arms out, "Come here." Ed and Pinkie wasted no time, racing forward and wrapping their arms around the guy's body with bright smiles on their faces. The guy proceeded to wrap his arms around Ed and Pinkie Pie, patting his hands against their backs. "You two are good kids…you just frustrate me sometimes."
"Sorry," Ed and Pinkie replied.
"Don't worry about it," he rubbed his hands through their hair, "Now get outta here." They disengaged, gave the guy two salutes (and BIG smiles of appreciation)…and RACED away, intent on getting a lot of fun squeezed into these last ten minutes. The guy looked off in the direction they ran…before laughing to himself as he sat down on his bed, "Ah…crazy kids," he commented, before lying back down on his bed and picking his phone back up.
(KO?)
Dark: "HUH?! How the…why the…I-I mean…WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY?!"
Zap: "Well…I GUESS it makes sense. That is.. if you REALLY think about it. With their "Cartoon Physics" power, and considering the fact that there was almost nothing that either combatant was truly capable of…this truly was a fight between an unstoppable force and an immovable object."
Dark: "But…the fight.. why didn't-?"
Zap: "Well…Death Battle has rules, one of which being that peaceful/pacifists traits are removed…as to not interrupt the fight. However…both Ed and Pinkie Pie are beings with the ability to break the fourth wall. This makes them fully aware of whatever media they're in: TV shows, movies, comic books, video games…and even fanmade content. So…it seems like their "Fourth Wall Awareness" allowed them to realize the rules of this fight, and break them…by keeping their peaceful traits. And because Ed and Pinkie Pie aren't fighters, are pretty nice in general, and aren't the "brightest stars in the galaxy"…it appears like they were able to break the rules of our fights themselves. By...NOT, fighting."
Dark: "That sounds like a cheap excuse, for some lazy writing."
Zap: "Hey…I'm just trying to make sense out of what just happened. Although…consider the subjects of discussion, "making sense" might not be the way to go."
Dark: "Well…looks like this fight….this was a real…it, it…(sighs), I got nothing. Zap?"
Zap: "Well…I suppose this fight…was a draw."
Next Time on Death Battle
The image seen, is the…inside of a bedroom(?). In the middle of the room, rested a bed…with someone on it.
That "someone"…was a teenage girl with fair skin, blonde hair that reached the middle of her back, and was currently holding onto a large stuffed animal. A yawn was heard, before…
"Welcome to my bedroom," the girl's voice rang out, as we see her doing some "poses" to stretch herself out, "Don't think that we inviting you IN here…is an invitation for any "funny business". I mean…not that I have a PROBLEM with "funny business", especially if you REALLY like someone. But…that's not what I wanted to talk about."
Versus
"So…what happens now?" A large, muscular man spoke, as he pulled himself from underneath rubble.
"Uh…we won?" A man in armor with a golden helmet replied (in a confused tone).
"Yeah, I get THAT. But, with Ultron Sigma gone, shouldn't things go back to the way they were?" Suddenly…a camera flash went off, getting the larger man to groan.
The culprit? A man with a camera, dressed in a black coat, "Right. Time rewind, the universes separate, the dead come back to life…etercra, etercra," he spoke, before quickly taking ANOTHER picture of the large man in front of him.
Juliet Starling VS. Frank West
(Author's Note: Annnnnnnnnd scene!
(1): I'm…uncertain of this part of the research. Even if I'm wrong, this is the lowest number I'd found (the other being nine-hundred and seventy-five). Meaning…I'm lowballing Ed's strength.
(2): Oh Ed…if ONLY you knew how correct you are;)
(3): I was looking up the show on "TV Tropes", and actually found out that this particular statement was used around the time of the World Wars to imply that the person's mother was a prostitute who slept with soldiers (or a grave-robber, who stole from dead soldiers). Like…who knew Ed has those kinda burns in 'em?;)
If you're ever interested, look up the "Radar" tab for the "main" TV Tropes page of Ed Edd n Eddy. Seriously…the innuendoes and "sneaky comments" they made on that show surprised even me0_0
(4): I don't believe that EVERY character on "Ed Edd n Eddy" has demonstrated "Fourth Wall Awareness". So far as I know (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), Jimmy, Rolf, and Kevin are the only other characters (besides the Eds themselves) who have broken the fourth wall throughout the franchise:/
(5): Well…guess Rainbow Dash has been rubbing off on her fellow Element;)
Hope you guys enjoyed this…"unorthodox" Death Battle. Not what you were expecting, I'm sure…but, still hope it was entertaining.
So, next time…we've got Juliet Starling versus Frank West, a battle between the…"unique" zombie hunters/killers. Don't worry though, that fight won't be NEARLY as "unorthodox" as this one;)
Constructive critism ONLY, no flames allowed.
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