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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Some of you might've noticed the word "faggot" in the last chapter; this was said by Makoto when he addressed Nymph's abusive master as a "faggot".

Many people know that the word "faggot" is used to describe a homosexual male, albeit in an rude and insulting way; however, "faggot" can also be used to mean words like "idiot", "dumbass", and "moron", or "jerk"; this is what we call "context".

Please remember this (to quote Chris Rock): It's not the WORD, it the CONTEXT in which the word is being said.

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

One morning, in Tomoko's house, a chibitized Icarus was waiting outside a door.

"Hey, Alpha, what's wrong?" Nymph asked as he walked.

"It's Master. She...She...…..." Icarus modernized as he began getting anxious.

"WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"...won't come out of the bathroom."

That instant, Nymph chibitized. "...Seriously...?"

Chibitizing, Icarus nodded. "Um, Master..."

"GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!" she her master from inside the bathroom. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! EVERYDAY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY, IT'S THE SAME THING: DEALING WITH U.M.A.S IN THE MORNING, DEALING WITH U.M.A.S AT SCHOOL, DEALING WITH U.M.A.S AT NIGHT! I JUST WANT NOTHING BUT PEACE AND QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

"...Maybe we should leave him," suggested Nymph.

"Hold on, I have an idea." Modernizing, Icarus pulled a remote (though he quickly chibitized again). "Before Master went inside, I managed to install a remote control onto the toilet seat heater. From what I've understand, humans are weak against heat, so..."

*TAP*

Icarus began turning up the heat.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! So warm..." said Tomoko from inside.

"Hmm, I guess she LIKES it," said Nymph.

*YANK*

The blue-haired Angeloid boy yanked the remote out of Icarus' hands. "Lemme try something..."

*TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP*

Nymph turned the heat extremely high.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" screamed Tomoko.

"Now would be a good time to come out," said Nymph, "before something...TERRIBLE happens..."

"NEVER! DON'T...UNDER...ESTI...…...MATE...…...ME!"

*BOOM*

Chibitized, Tomoko was flung out of her house and blasted off into the sky, with both chibitized Angeloids watching.

End

Cast:

Takehara: ? (Japanese); ? (English)

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