I noticed that April fools was super close, and after reading a fanfic or two I made the decision to shove Yasuka into the Naruto-verse temporarily. So uh, yeah. She's 22 and has been married to Tsuna for around four years by this point lolol.

(I'd also like to apologize for any OOC-ness coming from, well, everyone minus Yasuka. I've only read a few fanfics from the Naruto fandom. Don't burn me on a stake x)

While writing this I realized that I had a potential plot hole. Cellphones in houses were common in the 1960s. I'm trying to find out where mobile phones for civilians entered the mix. But until then, the plot hole is gonna stay there i'm afraid.

Yasuka stirred, noticing the lack of warmth from Tsuna. As she slowly came to she noticed a strange energy around her, trying to consume her almost. Shooting up, she frantically looks around noticing she in a hospital bed. 'What the fuck?' she thinks, turning to get out of bed. The energy has this nasty vibes, and she's not vibing with 'em. It's like it's trying to enter her.

She shivers, pulling off the IV (why is that on her?) and taking off the various sticky pads keeping track of her heart rate. The machine screams that she's flatlining and she gets off the bed to shut the dam thing off. Nurses rush into the room, the nasty, disgusting, oozy energy filling the void in them that should be flames. She turns to face them and sweatdrops (fucking anime).

"Ah- I was turning this off." she stands up and holds her hands up an apologetic smile on her face. She takes a closer look at the nurses, the energy circulating in them (they seem so foreign to Yasuka, can she even consider them humans? What would they be if not human though? An SCP?) slightly alarming her.

"M-miss," one of them stutters, "Y-you should get back in bed..."

Yasuka tilts her head in confusion. "Why? As far as I can tell there isn't anything wrong with me."

One of the older nurses turns to whisper to a younger nurse. "Go get Tsunade-sama." The younger nurse nods and turn-tails back out the door.

Tsunade-sama?

Who's that?

She mentally shakes off the confusion and opens her mouth again.

"I'm sorry, but would you be as so kind as to tell me why exactly i'm here? I last remember being in bed with my husband-" one of the male nurses look down, seemingly disappointed in her marital status, "and then being in this bed without him in my sight."

An older nurse speaks up. "You were found by Hatake Kakashi and his old students in a nearby forest."

Ha?

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Kakashi?

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"You're fucking kidding me." What type of fucking prank is this? An anime character? And then I assume the previously mentioned Tsunade would be Senju Tsunade, the busty, blond-haired, ninja.

Yasuka isn't even in the Naruto fandom. What type of ideas did Aoi and Mukuro have? Why did they create such thick flames? Tsuna is gonna have their asses-

"I'd appreciate if you would not curse. We can understand you're angry at your husband abandoning you, but please don't lash out on my nurses." Tsunade, the busty, blond-haired, ninja walks in.

She's in fucking Naruto.

She feels faint.

"I'm really sorry but you're going to have to give me a second. I'm in shock right now." Yasuka says, holding her hand to her head, staring at the ground.

The thick energy- chakra, her memory murmurs- that swirls in Tsunade approaching. She feels her grasp her shoulder and leads her to the bed, the disgusting, thick, viscous, liquid-like energy attempting to creep into her body.

She swipes Tsunade's hand off of her, Yasuka's golden eyes, glowing ever so slightly orange as she stares into Tsunade's brown.

"I'd really appreciate it if you don't touch me with-" Yasuka violently shivers-"your chakra."

Tsunade nods, a pitying look in her eyes.

What? Does she think I am disgusted by it? I mean I am but-

"Chakra is in all things. Please, don't be disgusted by it."

Yasuka is taken aback. "What?"

"Okay, her records?" Tsunade says looking back to the nurses.

She taps a pen to the piece of paper, looking back up to Yasuka.

"What is your name? What is the year?"

Yasuka inwardly grimaces. She has no idea what the year is here. She could go with the year in her last world?

Fuckkkkk

"My name is Bitoku Yasuka, and I'm afraid I can't remember what year it is. My memory- as far I can tell is fine though."

Tsunade nods. "it's the year XXXX." (A/N: Can't...find...source...)

Yasuka sighs, scratching her back.

Tsunade looks up. "Until we can figure out how you got there, we'll be keeping you in Konoha custody."

Wait am I staying here or going into a prison cell?

Tsunade pulls out a seal, lifts my shirt and pauses at the sight of my abs. Her eyes narrow and slaps the seal on Yasuka.

Yasuka withholds the urge to throw up.

"This seal to prevent chakra use and to track you." She winks. "Don't run off, kay?"

Yasuka nods, out of it.

"Your saviors shall be here in a bit to walk you around." Tsunade smiles "We don't know how long you've been in the forest, so surely you want to stretch your legs?"

Yasuka once again nods, the urge to throw up taking all of her willpower and focus.

Tsunade and the nurses leave.

My face feels stuck in a semi-permanent grimace but as I look up to see a real-life Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto, I feel the need to morph in into despair and slam my head against the wall. Fuck I've really been sucked into another anime.

Naruto bounces forward. "Hello! I'm the one who found you in the forest." He pouts. "Awfully mean for your husband you abandon you like that.

I sigh, feeling helpless and confused, "I don't really think that's what happened. There's a lot of consequences for him if I disappear."

Naruto leans onto the bed. "Really? Like what, dattebyo!?"

I find the will in me to smile, "Like having to face the wrath of my friends, them demanding to know where I am. Not to mention he'd have to run my business along with his own."

Naruto nods, a solemn look on his face.

"You seem like a wonderful person, Bitoku-san. I'm sure you're husband didn't abandon you." Sakura said, smiling.

I narrow my eyes in content, sure she's just trying to comfort the 'abandoned', 'poorly coping', wife. I smile at her. "Thank you for your words."

Kakashi coughs, "Anyways, since we found you we were assigned to spend time with you, see if we can figure out why your husban-" Sakura glares at him. He chuckles nervously, before correcting himself. "to see if we can figure how you got there."

I smile at him. Lucky fucking save.

We trudge through the forest the seal on my stomach making chakra forming around my 'core' and all around my body. Too bad flames don't work like that, dumbasses.

It's not like they know thougghhhhh.

I blink, hearing something in the distance. Like a whisper.

I turn my head towards the direction the source would be. "Did you guys hear that?"

Kakashi looks over to me. "Hear what?"

"I thought I hear a whisper over near where Uzu-" Kunais fly out from the trees and Itachi and Kisame jump out, following them.

"Damnit. She gave us away!" Kisame grumbles. He pulls out the giant sword I didn't bother to learn the name of and charges at me. Naruto runs to intercept but pauses as Itachi shuts his eyes and dashes away, Kisame frozen in place, staring at me with shocked eyes.

"Ah," I say, realizing what I had just done.

I snicker, covering my mouth. I am sure to look sinister at this point, aware of the wide eyes given to me by everyone present.

I blink, the body control coming undone.

Kisame seemingly gags and swipes his sword at the approaching Kakashi.

"You..." He looks up at me. "Would be useful in the Akatsuki."

I deadpan. What the hell is this? How'd he come to that conclusion and "god fucking damm-" I duck under the punch Itachi aimed at the back of my head.

I dive forward turning around to electrocute him, but before I can, Kakashi basically throws himself at the Uchiha.

I hit the ground and hear the commotion between Kisame and the other two. I stand up, shivering at the nature chakra sticking to me.

"Get back to Konoha, Yasuka!" I hear Naruto yell.

"Yeah!" Sakura shouts.

Kakashi only grunts, dodging the wave of kunai sent by Itachi. "We'll talk about the weird body control later! Get us back-up!"

I turn around seeing the fight around me, still in partial disbelief.

"The cavalry is already here", a deep, familiar voice says from behind me.

I turn around in shock staring up in Tsunayoshi's eyes.

I hear an explosion and a couple of laughs come from the direction of Itachi and Kakashi.

A couple of Dattebyos sound from where Sakura and Naruto are fighting Kisame, along with some Kufufus and Herbivores.

Tsuna, in his Hyper dying will state, cups my cheeks. "Let's get this mess under control, yeah?"

I touch his hands and nod, my golden eyes staring into his now orange.

We grin and dodge the incoming Hatake-body.

I go to assist the non-sword wielders with the sword wielder, hearing and feeling my husband rush to aid his storm and rain.

Grasping at my earring, I jump in front of Naruto and block Kisame's strike at him.

I grin and he takes note of my sword. His sword pushes against my own, pushing me a distance away to near Naruto as he turns to block strikes from Hibari and Rokudo-chan.

I dash at him again, catching Sakura's wide-eyed look as I slide under Kisame's swing at me, and morph the sword I wield into a naginata, stabbing at Kisame's throat. Kisame jumps back only to get smacked up by Hibari.

Kisame grunts before shouting. "Itachi we're gonna retreat. I'm going with or without you." He turns tail and runs. We flames users stare at him as he runs off, Hibari absentmindedly grabbing Sakura and Naruto as they move to run after him.

Itachi yells back, "I'll try!"

"C'mon, Dattebyo! He's getting away!" Naruto shouts as he trying to break from Hibari's iron hold.

Hibari shoots a glare at him, silencing him as he stares at Hibari in shock.

Sakura looks partially entranced at Hibari, that being the only reason why she hasn't decked him into oblivion.

I hear my bonded sigh and look over to see him walking over to us, a Kakashi hanging over his shoulder.

Hayato glances at the man. "Maybe we should've brought Ryohei. Turf-top could've healed him."

Takeshi looks over to the man, noticing the white hair. "Hey, Hayato is he related to you? You both have the same color hair-"

Hayato glares at Takeshi. "He has white hair. I have sliver. There is a difference. And Takeshi?"

Takeshi's eyes glimmer at the softer address. "Yes?"

"We're in a different goddamn world, you absolute fucking idiot."

Takeshi laughs and the Konohians finally come to reality.

Sakura looks over to me and Tsuna holding hands with matching rings.

"T-that's-"

"You're the husband!" Naruto interrupts, staring in awe at him.

"We should be leaving," Tsuna whispers. I lean back, "Yeah, but I have a fucking seal on my stomach that I can't get off."

Hayato looks over to us both. "Seal?"

I make a face. "You feel that thick, disgust energy all around us?"

Takeshi nods. "I was wondering who to vibe check."

Mukuro kufufu's at this and says "Whoever it is, Hibari would've been at them already."

The man in question yawns, releasing his prisoners.

They both sigh and give each other a look.

Tsuna makes a face. "We're gonna have to find whoever put that on you, huh?"

Naruto nods.

Hibari makes a face before walking over and scooping me into a princess carry.

"Hibari the effects of me getting hurt on Namimori have been null for a while now."

He glares down at me. "I'm not taking any chances," he snaps.

Me and my husband give each other a look before sighing.

Hibari is a Hibari.

We walk into the hospital, Kakashi being yoinked at first sight, and Sakura wandering off to grab Tsunade so we can leave.

"Kyoya, I'd like to at least carry my own wife now. We're inside and safe."

Hibari narrows his eyes at him before handing my limp body (I relaxed every muscle in my body so I sagged to annoy Hibari) to Tsunayoshi.

I nuzzle into his chest, feeling his warmth. It vibrates as he chuckles at my actions.

Hayato narrows in eyes in adoration at us both. "Juudaime and Yasuka are so cute," he says nudging Takeshi.

He looks over to us and nods. "Even more so than usual."

Mukuro practically glides in front of them. "You two need to stop this bullshit," he says.

Naruto's eyes jump from person to person.

"You're adults. And so are they." Mukuro says.

Takeshi snorts. "Don't think we haven't found your and Chrome's shipping shrine."

Mukuro turns red before disappearing altogether.

Tsuna whispers in my ear, "Why the fuck do they 'ship' us?"

"In Itsuki's words, 'You two reek of adorable. It's hard not for grown men to look at you two and not coo, consider your Peace and both of your sky statuses'. He also admitted that 'at times it can be palpable'."

Tsuna gets this confused-terrified look. "It's palpable. What?"

I shrug, closing my eyes in his grasp.

"I dunno man. I don't like it either."

He sighs and I drift to sleep with the murmurs of heart monitors and steps as my lullaby.

There a warmth distant in bed, and I creep forward to hug it from behind and to drape my leg over it. Tsuna turns around and snuggles into his neck, feeling his soft breaths on my head as I do this.

My eyes shoot open as I sit up, looking around me shakily.

...Not in Naruto.

I sigh in relief.

Tsuna blearily looks up at me, lethargic from sleep.

I lean over him. "What's up," he says, sleep audible in his voice.

"I..." I can't figure out if it was all a dream or if it actually happened.

"I think something might've happened, but it feels like it was a dream."

Tsuna freezes. "It didn't include people from Naruto and Hibari did it?"

My eyes widen. "Did it really happen?!"

That's when I hear clapping and laughter from the other side of the bed. Skull's on the floor in tears and Itsuki's wheezing, resting his weight on Jincho.

Verde's clapping, as well as Hibari and Mukuro. The other unassorted reactions come from Luca, Hayato, and a particularly nervous-looking Takeshi.

"What the fuck!?" I shout.

Tsuna's snicker from behind me.

"Happy April Fools, love."

I stare down at him incredulously before rage fills my system. "You all were in on it!" Itsuki and Jincho laugh even harder as all of them are collective teleported away by Luca. I jump out of bed, shouting. "You fucking assholes!" Ready to chase them down and reenact vengeance.

Byakuran sighs, so they managed to trick her into thinking it was a dream/prank. That's great. She would've had his ass if she figured out that he teleported her in a different dimension. Maybe going to Reborn for approval on the plan wasn't the best thing to do.

Oh well. Next year he'll ask Hibari on what to do to her for April Fools. He did seem disappointed that he went to Reborn.

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

Gosh, I hope this was as entertaining to read as it was to write it.

Thank you all for reading and send in a review if you think i should keep up with these holiday-themed omakes (I may or may not have a Halloween one in the works, lmao)

Now I need to go pee and do the cat litter. Maybe take a chunk of the cheese block.

Salut!

2/8/20

My depression came at me like a bat outta hell, I tell you.

For a few weeks now, i've been drained of all energy. I have plenty of motivation I tell you, but my energy levels just don't match up. It's the sole reason why I haven't updated the story, especially since this was pre-written. That being said, don't expect any updates anytime soon. It's a mess that needs to wait until I can see my med provider which isn't happening until March 3rd or 4th. So big fucking RIP to me, especially since all that means is I wallow in self-loathing and watch as my due lesson count slowly rises.

I've been trying to ignore that though, and try to forget my lacking of energy but it really just isn't happening. And I'm sorry for that.

So that being said, let's get onto the actual notes for the story now yeah?