It was the next afternoon when the cats were coming back, Berrynose and Birchfall crossed into Shadowclan which angered the Shadowclan cats and they said it was their fault due to the markings being faint Firestar and Blackstar had a long conversation as Blackstar was wondering, why did they settle by the lake. Hollypaw spotted the cats padding along as she looked up, looks like another storm was coming. She knew she had to get to shelter so she decided to head for the plot device that mattered to her the most, the tunnels. She soon entered the tunnels as Jaypaw was taking up refugee; inside he had with him was the stick. He was still looking at what Rock had wrote on it as he reflected on what he did to Windclan when he saved them from being trapped inside the tunnels. Hollypaw soon entered.
"Hey Hollypaw do you think that there were cats that have settled here before?" Jaypaw asked her. Hollypaw wasn't so sure about what he had said but she was curious about this so she decided to listen in on this.
"What do you mean?" Hollypaw asked him wondering what Jaypaw was thinking about by cats settling at the lake before them. Jaypaw was sure about this but there was no such thing as a cat archeologist. Jaypaw and Hollypaw decided to head for home while the Diadectes wallowed in the mud. Back at camp, Brook was discussing customs as she wanted to keep the apprentices entertained.
"Update hype. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Warriors Youtubers unboxing. Invasion update, HUGE unboxing! EPIC LOOT! Its continuing mission to explore strange new cases, to seek out new particle effects and expensive unusuals. To boldly unbox where 27 other Warriors Youtubers have unboxed before." Brook hyped it up as she got out a key that was meant to unbox these crates. She was hoping for an expensive unusual, the apprentices wanted to see what it was, hopefully it would be shiny and possibly good looking. They had the biggest smiles on their faces but their excitement was dashed as Brook got the same cosmetic again. "And it's another fucking Final Frontiersman. You see this is why we can't have nice things Erin!" Brook hissed as this was the sixth time she got the same cosmetic.
"I'll hold onto it." Poppypaw mewed as Brook tossed to her the Final Fronteirsman to Poppypaw. At least it will look good on her. Hollypaw and Jaypaw soon came back into camp as Lionpaw padded over to them.
"You just missed Brook going on an unboxing spree." Lionpaw mewed to them. Jaypaw and Hollypaw were looking at him as they were wondering if she got anything good. Lionpaw nodded no.
"Nope, 6th Final Frontiersman she just got and she's out of keys to unbox." Lionpaw explained. The apprentices nodded as the Final Frontiersman was a new Misc and it was mercenary grade. Being a new misc means it couldn't be unboxed in an unusual state and being mercenary grade meant you were going to get it all the god damn time. Hollypaw soon thought she was born in the wrong decade, Jaypaw thought he was born in the wrong century.
"Heh at least it's better than nothing." Hollypaw mewed but she really wanted an unusual. Leafpool soon came up to Jaypaw.
"We need to head to the Moonpool tonight so we can talk about what we're doing." Leafpool told Jaypaw as she scooted him away. Jaypaw was curious about what they were going to talk about but he soon spoke:
"Does it mean we get to go to the mountains?" Jaypaw asked as he was wondering what was going on. Leafpool remained inconclusive about this.
"Don't know." Leafpool responded as she guided Jaypaw away, Jaypaw was wondering about what was going on with this but more importantly, the cosmetics.
Barkface, Kestrelpaw, Littlecloud and Willowpaw were there when Leafpool and Jaypaw arrived. Leafpool was curious about why Mothwing wasn't there.
"Hey Willowpaw, where's Mothwing?" Leafpool asked Willowpaw. Willowpaw sat there awkwardly as she soon spoke what was going on with Mothwing.
"Mothwing claims to be sick so she won't be coming." Willowpaw responded. Willowpaw just lied to Leafpool because Mothwing was on a huge unboxing spree and possibly getting tons of Final Frontiersman's. Leafpool nodded as all the cats decided to drink the forbidden sky water. They all soon fell asleep as they went to go have their dreams, Jaypaw was wondering what was going on as Rock appeared in his dreams, the absolute mad man.
"Go to the mountains! Hehehe!" Says Rock. Rock soon vanished as Jaypaw woke up. Was this all Rock had to say? He needed more answers. He decided to invade Leafpool's dream as he needed more. He soon spotted Leafpool talking to Feathertail as she was talking about the mountains.
"What could be so interesting about the mountains?" Leafpool asked Feathertail's ghost. Feathertail looked at her as she soon responded.
"I'm the bridge between Starclan and the Tribe of Endless Hunting. I need to be there for everyone since the tribe is being attacked by a bunch of rude teenagers, we don't know what they are trying to say to us but it sounds like a bunch of scribbles, we need to figure out what they are trying to say to us." Feathertail explained to Leafpool about what was going on. They knew something had to be done. Leafpool and Jaypaw woke up as the other medicine cats were waking up too. Jaypaw got the message of go to the mountains but he got more about what the rude teenagers were doing, could it be something bigger than he expected. They decided to head back to camp as they wanted to find out more.
That morning, Lionpaw was training with his mentor as they were overlooking Cinderpaw, Honeypaw and Poppypaw learn some advanced battle moves, Berrynose was looking on as he was wondering when he was going. Lionpaw, bored decided to head in to try out the advanced battle move but Berrynose turned around to stop him.
"You're not allowed to go into battle yet, you're not old enough to learn this move." Berrynose hissed as he grabbed Lionpaw by his tail. Lionpaw turned around as he decided to use the advanced battle move on Berrynose. The advanced move was slapping your paws down on the opponents face and then slapping your opponent with you tail. Berrynose was sent flying a couple of tail lengths as Lionpaw had executed that move perfectly. Ashfur ran over as he was angry with Lionpaw.
"These moves take time to master, stop disregarding canon." Ashfur hissed at Lionpaw. Lionpaw turned to Ashfur as he tackled him down with his claws unsheathed. The two cats began fighting each other trying to see who can scratch each other the fasters as Brackenfur came running along as the apprentice and his mentor were fighting.
"Knock it off you two!" Brackenfur shouted as the two cats collapsed with scratches across this muzzles. Ashfur knew he had to say something to get their attention away from being in trouble.
"Great job Lionpaw." Ashfur mewed sarcastically. Brackenfur got up and walked away. Hollypaw was watching the whole thing as she turned to Brambleclaw wondering what was going on.
"Is Ashfur losing it?" Hollypaw asked him worried as Ashfur had already beaten up his apprentice. Brambleclaw turned as he was laughing.
"Ha no, Ashfur has done nothing wrong in his life especially with his blonde hair of his." Brambleclaw responded. Hollypaw wasn't too concerned about this.
"Then how do you explain this?" Hollypaw asked pulling out a receipt for the conditioner that Ashfur had just bought. He should have been spending every last cent that he had on keys to try to unbox as many unusuals as possible but it was clear he was using his money wisely. Hollypaw soon went back to camp as she knew she had a couple of keys on her to unbox a couple of their crates.
Hollypaw soon got the first crate as she puts her key in it, the crate soon came apart as she was wondering what was inside. Soon she found out what it was, a villain's veil, she nodded as she puts it over her muzzle as it looked comfy on her. She decided to take her other key and open up the second crate as it turned out it was an Unusual Burning Yellow Master's belt with the unusual effect being it was on fire. Hollypaw decided to touch the fire and to her surprise, it didn't burn her. Possibly it was part of the effect as she decided to put it on, she felt confident that she had two good but also edgy cosmetics on.
Sandstorm was deciding to relax a bit when she spotted Honeypaw off to the distance. She decided to walk up to her as she was wondering what her apprentice was doing as she was staring into space.
"Hey there baby Brackenfur, how's my favorite apprentice?" Sandstorm asked Honeypaw. Honeypaw turned to eye her mentor as she looked like she was obsessed with something.
"I'm in love with Berrynose, he's just so confident." Honeypaw sighed as she was explaining her love for the stubby tailed warrior. She was doing this to hide her secret on who her true crush was, Breezepaw. "I don't know what to do." Berrynose was just sipping an organic juice box as he smiled confidently.
"Berrynose you say? Yeah okay just remember you have patrol later?" Sandstorm mewed as she looked down to Honeypaw. Honeypaw nodded as Sandstorm decided to take off as she wanted to go find another cat. She soon spotted Lionpaw just lying there as she decided to walk to him and speak to him. She looked down as she spoke. "Lionpaw? What are you doing on the ground?" Lionpaw soon spoke.
"I'm watching Berrynose, he's really bothering me. He's just so confident." Lionpaw responded as he was feeling down. Could it be that he had a fight with Ashfur earlier that day or was there something else that was holding him down? "I don't know what to do." Berrynose was sipping the juice box, louder this time.
"Uh well, maybe the first step would be to stop watching him." Sandstorm hissed quietly to Lionpaw. Lionpaw soon spoke as he explained his reasoning on why he should keep watching him.
"Yeah If I do that, I won't be able to know what he's up to." Lionpaw explained to Sandstorm. Sandstorm looked at him funny for a moment before she took off again. She walked along again before she spotted Poppypaw lying in a pile of her own keys, she didn't even make an attempt to unbox any of the crates. Sandstorm looked at her funny.
"Poppypaw." Sandstorm muttered to her. Poppypaw raised her head as she wanted to speak.
"Sandstorm I know it sounds crazy but I'm obsessed with Berrynose." Poppypaw spoke. Sandstorm looked at her as if she was crazy. She looked down at her as she was possessed too.
"Seriously?" Sandstorm asked Poppypaw. She soon heard a faint word as if they were calling for Berrynose.
"Berrynose." Foxpaw soon sighed as he spoke again. "Berrynose." Icepaw soon spoke out too as if she was going on a lonely streak as the young warrior wouldn't notice them.
"I'm starting to think that he's never gonna notice us Foxpaw." Icepaw mewed as they were laying around. Sandstorm knew that she needed to speak to Firestar about this.
She soon approached Firestar as she wanted to speak to him front and center as Firestar was busy with grooming himself. Firestar looked up at Sandstorm who spoke first.
"Okay Firestar, after careful consideration, I think we should rethink letting those barn cats live here." Sandstorm voiced her decision about letting the barn cats living on their camp. Firestar soon looked at her as he sucked his tongue back into his mouth.
"Sandstorm they lived here for a year and a half now." Firestar responded. Frustrated, Sandstorm walked away as she was frustrated maybe she would take some of Poppypaw's keys and unbox the crates for her to see what kind of unusuals she had.
Jaypaw was busy unboxing some of the crates as he was frustrated like Brook on getting many Final Frontiersman cosmetics as he knew he could sell for 1 refined. Hollypaw just got a crate and another key as she was unboxing her crate wondering if she would find something that would top the Yellow Master's Belt she had unboxed before. Poppypaw decided to choose a random crate as she unboxed it with one of her keys wondering what kind of goodies she would get and she gets a pair of ear buds, she puts the buds in her ears as she began listening to some relaxing music. She soon smiled as she thought, maybe these crates weren't so bad after all.
Meanwhile the Rude Teenagers were bringing in their coded texts to their boss as they were discussing on how inflating the clan's prices would be for them.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
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[A/N]: So the cats are getting cosmetics as they are unaware about the Final Frontiersman and the animal cosmetics that are sending them. Also in the next chapter is when they start to prepare their journey to the mountains. Hollypaw would have some edgy cosmetics equipped and selfishly use the Jarate.
Also thanks to the user Flowtonair who was able to decode the first message and now I feel obligated to go to the Mann co. Market and getting him a Spycrab cosmetic and gifting it to him and if he does this to all the codes, I might as well get him an Australium or something.
Also I want to begin a new series after this called Warrior Cat Stereotypes which is an exaggeration on a group's opinion on a certain character and it will be exaggerated for the sake of comedy, also there will be exceptions. Now if you excuse me while I go post this I will spam the beginning of the Kazotsky kick.
