We open to Randy and Towelie entering the farm.
Randy was holding onto his shoulder because he was shot.
(A/N: Set after the events of Saved By The Bomb).
Randy: Towelie, get me whisky, tweezers, a wet cloth and a band aid.
Towelie: Ok.
Towelie went into the kitchen to retrieve the supplies.
Randy takes his shirt off and quickly placed his hand back on his wound.
Towelie hands Randy the whisky.
Randy: I hope it isn't as p-
Randy poured the whisky on his wound.
Randy: Holy fuck! It's painful!
Suddenly a notification ring was heard.
Randy: Towelie get-
Randy poured the whisky on his wound again.
Randy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Towelie: You want me to get the box set of AAAAAHHHHH! Real Monsters?
Randy: No, see who's messaged me!
Randy uses the tweezers to remove the bullet from his wound.
Randy started dabbing the wet cloth on his wound.
Towelie: Randy, I got a text.
Randy sticks a band aid on his wound.
Randy: From who?
Towelie: Some anonymous guy. Walt, Gus, Jesse and Mike are planning to kill you at your Dad's 103rd birthday.
Randy: How?
Towelie: They're planning to blow you up when you're alone with Hector.
Randy: Wait, Tuco's creepy uncle is at a retirement home?
Towelie: Yeah.
Randy: Oh shit!
Towelie: Well it's simple, we don't go to his birthday. I mean it wasn't the first time you didn't show up for his birthday.
Randy: No!
Towelie: What?
Randy puts his shirt on.
Randy: We're gonna give those four a hint of Tegridy.
Later.
Old Folks Home.
Randy: ...And so that was our plan. What do you think Dad?
Marvin glares at Randy.
Marvin: Howard, you're a disappointment.
Randy: (Sigh) Can there be a day when you aren't disappointed?
Marvin: But you've finally decided to give me the best birthday gift ever.
Randy: Really?!
Marvin: Of course Howard, I gave you shit for your birthday and now it's about time you gave me something back.
Randy: Alright! Remember, speak into this walkie talkie when one of the four douchebags comes anywhere near you and I'll blow you sky high. That signal is Tegridy.
Marvin: No that sucks. How about-
We than cut to Marvin pressing the walkie talkie on his lap.
Marvin: Best birthday present coming up.
Than there was the beeping.
Gus: HAAAAAWWWWWW!
Marvin blows up and than we cut to the...
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Sharon Marsh
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Sharon and Shelly were in the waiting room waiting for the surgery on Stan to be finished.
A doctor entered the waiting room.
Sharon: How is he?
Doctor: The surgery was a success.
Sharon: Oh my God!
Shelly: That's amazing.
Sharon: Can we see him?
Doctor: You may.
Sharon and Shelly enter the patient room where Stan was recovering.
But he wasn't on the bed.
He was nowhere to be found in the room.
Sharon: Stanley? Stanley?
Shelly: Turd?
Sharon and Shelly start scanning the room.
Until a familiar someone popped out from the curtain and startled Sharon and Shelly.
That familiar someone was Stan and he was standing on his two feet.
Stan: Surprised?
Sharon: Stanley! You had us scared!
Shelly: You stupid turd!
Stan sighed.
Sharon: Oh Stanley baby. I can't stay mad at you.
Sharon and Shelly ran up to Stan and hugged him.
Sharon: You've been very brave.
Stan: And I'm assuming Dad didn't wanna show.
Shelly: Please, don't say anything about him.
They continued hugging.
Sharon: How are your legs?
They stopped hugging each other.
Stan walked around them just show them he could walk.
Shelly: I'm so glad you can walk turd.
Stan: Same.
Shelly: I can finally do this.
Shelly punched Stan and he flew across the room.
Shelly: I love you little bro.
Stan: I love you too big sis.
Sharon turns on the TV and was shocked at what she saw on the TV.
It was the news and it was showing footage of the explosion from the last episode.
Tom Pusslicker: The explosive was believed to be inside Hector's stomach in an effort to kill Gus Fring. Whom he and him share a very historical rivalry. The blast only claimed three victims and they were, Hector Salamanca, Gustavo Fring and Marvin Marsh.
Stan and Shelly eventually see the news as well.
Sharon: Oh my God!
Stan: He always wanted to die. And I guess he finally got his wish on his birthday.
Meanwhile.
Tegridy Farms.
Randy and Towelie were walking downstairs.
Randy: Gus won't be bothering us anymore.
Towelie: But how are we gonna beat Walter White? How are you gonna beat Mr White without someone to help us make bigger profits?
Randy: It doesn't matter anymore, I'm going to go back to being an independent company. Have we got the new recruits?
Towelie: Yeah.
The new recruits were waiting for them downstairs and they were a Caucasian male with ginger hair and stubble, an African American male with a funny shaped head and a young man in his mid twenties.
Towelie: Randy, I want you to meet Kuby, Huell and Todd.
Kuby (The Caucasian male with ginger hair and stubble): Nice to meet you. Is it nice to meet him Huell?
Huell (The African American Male with the funny shaped head): Mostly.
Todd: My Uncle is a huge fan of your weed Mr Marsh.
Randy: Right, new recruits. Do you have Tegridy?
Huell, Kuby and Todd: Sir yes sir.
Randy: Do you love Tegridy?
Huell, Kuby and Todd: Sir yes sir.
Randy: And will you make sure this whole country has Tegridy?!
Huell, Kuby and Todd: Sir yes sir.
Randy: Great, follow me!
Towelie, Huell, Kuby and Todd start following Randy.
Later.
Randy: This is the barn where we make the weed and test it.
Kuby: Can we have a free sample?
Randy: No free sample.
Huell was smoking some weed.
Everyone had their eyes on Huell.
Huell: I took it before you said no free sample.
Randy: Put it out.
Huell continues smoking the weed.
Huell: It would be a waste of weed man. Let me finish it.
Randy sighed.
Randy: Fine. Right this way.
They continue following Randy.
Later.
Randy: And this is the gift shop. Where we sell Tegridy Farms merchandise.
Todd: Does anyone ever buy this shit?
Randy: Hey, it's not shit.
Kuby picks up a stuffed Randy.
Kuby: Do you want this Huell?
Huell: Was it made in China?
Kuby: Was this made in China?
Randy: Well the material was made in China.
Huell: Than Nah man. I feel uncomfortable around products from China.
Later.
Randy: And this is the greenhouse, where we store the weed. And over there is a big pile of weed.
Huell stares at the weed.
Huell: I gotta do it man.
Huell than starts laying on the weed.
Kuby: Huell! What are you doing?
Towelie: He's damaging the product.
Randy: It does look kind of satisfying.
Randy than joins Huell into laying on the weed.
Randy: This is comfortable.
Kuby: Oh, fuck it.
Kuby than lies on the weed.
Towelie: I'm tired anyway.
Towelie than joins in on the action.
Todd: Wouldn't that be damaging the product?
Randy: Todd don't be a wuss and join us.
Todd sighed.
Todd: Alright fine.
Todd than joined in.
Huell: I'm gonna be smelling of weed after this.
Randy: That means you're part of the family.
Old Marsh residence.
Walter, Jesse and Mike were sitting on the couch.
Jesse: This is bullshit! If we don't do something about it, Randy wins!
Walter: Jesse, he's not worth it anymore.
Jesse: Not worth it?! Are you even listening to yourself Mr White?! He blew up my RV and got away with it, he also blew up an old folks home and murdered Tuco Salamanca which inadvertently caused his son to almost die! That bitch deserves to die Mr White!
Walter: He's not worth it anymore Jesse! Don't you get it? We lost because he outsmarted us! He knew what we were planning!
Mike: How did he know what we were planning?
Walter: I don't know, he just did!
Jesse: Well I'm not going to let that scum walk free.
Jesse grabs a gun.
Walter and Mike grab Jesse.
Jesse tries to get out of Walt and Mike's grasp.
Jesse: No! No! No!
Mike: He's not worth it!
Jesse: Yes he is! Get your hands off me bitch!
Walter: Jesse! Jesse!
Jesse than falls to the floor and breaks down in tears.
Jesse: I'm sorry.
Jesse hugs Walt.
Walter: It's ok. I want him dead too. But there's nothing I can do now. He's outsmarted us and I don't want it to happen again.
Mike: What are we gonna do now?
Walter: Mike you go on and enjoy retirement. You've earned it.
Mike: What about you and Jesse?
Walter: We'll continue our business.
Mike: Ok. I got a family here I gotta take care of.
Walt lets go of Jesse.
Mike: Listen Walt, I don't really like working with you but it was worth a shot to get rid of that gun toting, weed smoking piece of white trash. Good luck with your life choices.
Mike and Walt shake hands.
Walter: You too Mike.
Walter hands Mike an envelope.
Mike accepts it.
Walter: For your troubles.
Mike: Thank you.
Meanwhile.
Tegridy Farms.
Huell, Kuby and Todd were leaving the farm.
Randy: Ok remember, 9 AM tomorrow. Got it?
Todd: I got it Randy.
Todd gets in his car and drives off.
Huell: Mr Marsh.
Randy: Yes Huell?
Huell: I got a question.
Randy: And I've got a question. Now I don't mean to be rude and all, but what's with your head?
Huell: I count that as rude.
Randy: Oh Sorry.
Huell: I hope you are.
Kuby: Come on Huell, ask the question so we can go?
Huell: You plan to blow anything else up?
Randy was shocked at the question.
Kuby: Huell, what the hell are you doing? We don't ask those kind of questions.
Randy: Well I don't plan to blow anything up. Why ask that? Are you cops?
Kuby: No! Huell tell him.
Huell: If I were a cop yo ass would be in jail by now.
Randy: Well alright. See you boys tomorrow.
Huell and Kuby leave the farm.
Moments later Kuby parks up outside a motel and he and Huell exit the car.
They enter one of the rooms.
Voice: Does he have anything planned?
Kuby: Not really.
Voice: Have you got the job?
Kuby: We both did. We're going to be working there at 9 tomorrow.
Huell: Nine AM specifically speaking.
Kuby: Why do you want us watching him again?
Their boss exits the shadows and it was Saul.
Saul: Because I don't want another bad thing happening. And sorry I was hiding in the shadows the electricity here is shit.
Huell hits the wall and the light comes on.
Saul: Thanks Huell.
Huell: No problem.
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Wendy was looking outside the window of the hospital and she pulls out her phone from her pocket.
She unlocks it and opens up photos and looks at a picture of her and her Mom having a selfie.
A stray tear fell from Wendy's eye.
Stan stood behind her.
Stan: Hey.
Wendy puts her phone away.
Wendy: Where have you been?
Stan: Places.
Wendy: And where were those places? Hanging out with your friends?
Stan: Um...
Wendy: Stan! I get you're handicapped but that doesn't excuse the fact that you can't abandon me in my time of need!
Stan: Wendy I can-
Wendy turns around.
Wendy: You can explain what? How you decided to abandon me? How you are suddenly standing without the need of crutches? How-
Wendy than suddenly stopped mid sentence because she realised that Stan was standing without crutches.
Wendy: Is this some kind of joke?
Stan: No. I didn't come because I was having leg surgery. And I wanted to surprise you.
Wendy was shocked.
Wendy: I don't really know what to say about all this. It's just I'm so worried about my Mom.
Wendy turned her back against Stan and continued looking outside the window.
Stan would've yelled at Wendy for not feeling happy that he's walking again, but he realised she's more concerned about her Mom.
Stan stood next to Wendy and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
Stan: How is she anyway?
Wendy: She still hasn't woken up. I don't know if she will make it. The blast was very severe. It killed Mr Slave, Mr Tucker, Mr Adler and Officer BarBrady.
Wendy than started tearing up.
Wendy (Crying): I don't know if she will make it Stan. I'm so scared for her right now.
Stan than hugged Wendy.
Stan: I know this is tough, but I'm here now Wendy you're not alone on this. I am worried about your Mom as well. She's a really nice person Wendy and I'd be sad too if she died. She's gonna be ok Wendy, I know she is.
Wendy continued crying whilst Stan continued hugging her.
The next day.
Randy got out of bed in a cheery mood because this is the first day of Tegridy Farms going back to being an independent company.
Randy had a shower, Randy was having breakfast whilst smoking weed, Randy got dressed and than goes on his IPad.
Randy: I expected Dolittle to have a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than Bad Boys 3.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Randy: Ooooh, that must be my new workers. They're here early.
Randy ran downstairs with so much excitement.
Randy ran to the front door and opened the door.
But instead of his new workers standing on the porch, it was a balding man in his 40's along with a Mexican looking man with a goatee.
Randy: Can I help you gentlemen?
Man 1: Mr Marsh, my name is Hank Schrader and this is my partner Gomez.
Gomez: Howdy.
Randy: And you want me to be a part of your company and than I will make a lot of money with you guys but in the end we end up betraying each other and you die.
Hank laughed.
Hank: That is one fucked up series of events you must've had. No, me and Gomez are part of the DEA.
Towelie: Oh shit! It's the DEA. (Whispering) Hide the Crack! Hide the crack!
Hank: A talking towel. I thought I've seen it all.
Randy: What brings you fine gentlemen here? I hope you're not here to tell me weed is illegal again.
Hank: No. We want to ask you a few questions regarding Walter White.
Randy pulls a face that said "What?".
Randy: What questions?
Hank: That's what you're about to find out.