Will opened the door to the drug store and held it open for Mike to enter. They were greeted with a rush of cool air conditioned air. He walked past the cashier eyeing them warily like they were gonna steal. The cashier was an old guy that looked more like he should be retired then working there. He had one of those generic uniform vests that was navy blue with his name tag, that read 'Henry'.

He grabbed one of those red plastic hand baskets with thin metal handles that dug in your hand. He strolled past a few aisles until he found the snacks and candies. He found some cool ranch Doritos and threw it in the basket. He liked when he fed Mike some, as he looked up at him with that wonderful smile. He smiled fondly at the memory. He grabbed a big bag of gummy bears that he loved so much. He had the habit of biting off the heads of them like some giant creature before devouring the rest of their juicy body. He found some savory Chex Mix for Mike, knowing he preferred salty snacks. Will had more of sweet tooth than salty cravings. He wasn't sure what the others would want, so he just grabbed some chocolate bars and some Pringles. He wanted to get some Eggos for Jane, but he didn't want to stop the movie just to toast some during the movie.

"Do you think that's enough snacks for everyone?" Will asked but Mike didn't answer him.

Will glanced around, but Mike wasn't nearby. His face burned after he basically talked to himself, "Mike?" he called out and didn't hear him answer back.

With a basket full of snacks, he went down a few aisles to find Mike. Until he found Mike by some personal hygienic products, staring at the back of a small box. As he got closer, he noticed him silently mouthing the words has he read the back of it. The box had a picture of what looked like a rubber bulb shaped thing with a nozzle on the end of it.

Will pointed with a free hand while bracing the basket on his hip in the other one, "Hey, what's that?"

Mike's body shook like he was tasered and fumbled with the box in his hands before putting it behind his back to hide.

A cute blush blossomed on Mike's face, "Wha-What are you talking about?"

Will walked right up to him and set the basket down. He looked him straight in the eyes, no pun intended. He snatched the box from behind him and Mike made a small sound of protest.

He grinned, "What's this you're hiding." He stared at the weird shaped object on the front label. He shook it like it was a Christmas present that he was trying to figure out without opening it.

Mike cleared his throat, "It's for cleaning."

"Cleaning what?"

He coughed into his hand, "You know." He made a fist with one hand and with the other, put his index finger in and out in the fist.

Will's face flared as realization dawned on him. "So, this is used to clean your butt?"

"I just wanna be prepared when the time comes."

"You want to try it? I mean probably not tonight. I don't think our friends would wanna see that." They laughed awkwardly.

"Let's grab two of them and some condoms." Mike said while rubbing his arm.

"Should we buy the stuff separately? Like you buy the butt cleaner and condoms and I'll pay for the snacks after you."

"We're not plotting a bank heist. We're buying snacks and gonna have fabulous butt sex."

"Oh my god, please shut up." Will slapped his shoulder.

Mike twisted to show his butt and patted it, "Are you gonna help me clean my love canal?"

"Wait. Did you seriously call your butthole a 'love canal'?" Mike wiggled his butt at him. Will quickly swatted his butt and Mike groaned a little.

Will twitched in his pants at the little moan. He bit his lip and found some condoms that were prelubed and remembered that they should buy some lube too. He vaguely remembered something about silicon ones are better for anal because they don't dry out as fast. There was a small plastic bottle of it. It was a little pricey, but he wanted to minimize any pain there was sure to be.

"If I die from embarrassment when we pay for our stuff, I'm so gonna haunt you."

"But you'd make a cute ghost. Like Casper. Will, the friendliest ghost you'll ever know. "

Will was having an out of body experience when he pulled out the money to pay. Time seemed to slow down and he could feel every heartbeat. He pulled out the other 20$ bill and the bunch of quarters he still had from the arcade to barely pay for it. Will tried to ignore the judging leer as 'Henry' counted the quarters on the table in small stacks.

Mike tugged at his arm, snapping him out of his stupor. He already grabbed the bags of snacks, personal items and pulled him out the store. They started to head back in the direction of Mike's house.

They were on the sidewalk in front of Mike's house. Mike draped an arm over Will's shoulders, "See? That wasn't too bad. You're not dead. Unless you're a zombie."

"Brains...give me brains." Will stuck out his arms like a zombie and grabbed Mike's head. He knocked on his head and turned away, "Brains..Brains..."

"You wound me. Oh beautiful prince, I beseech thee. Would you mend my broken heart." Mike placed a hand over his 'wounded' heart. He whimpered and sniffed like a sad puppy.

"I shall mend thy broken heart with true love's kiss." Will threw caution in the wind. He grabbed Mike's face and pulled him down for a soft kiss.

"Looks like you two kissed and made up."

They pulled away embarrassed to see Mike's mom leaning on the front door frame. How long was she standing there for?

"Yep, we did," Mike said with a cheeky grin.

"I'm sorry for slamming the door." Will's face burned from being caught kissing Mike and from overreacting earlier.

Will didn't mean to, but he slammed the Wheeler's front door in a rage. After Mike had groped him this morning. Which would have been hot if it wasn't under the table with Mike's mom during breakfast.

"It's no problem, Will. I know you're a good kid. My idiot son over here must've done something stupid." Karen ruffled Mike's hair.

He swatted her hand and attempted to fix his hair, but failing. "Anyways, Mom. Would it be alright to invite our friends over for a movie night?"

"Sure honey, I don't see why not. Just be sure to not be too loud."

Will headed down the basement with the bag of snacks while Mike called their friends to come over. He plopped down on the faded couch covered with worn blankets as he riffled through the plastic bag. He grabbed the box he was looking for and studied the odd rubber object on the front label.

It was blue and the shape reminded him of a turkey baster, but with a shorter length nozzle. Also it seemed to be made of rubber or silicon. He snorted, he couldn't look at a turkey the same way again. He flipped it over to the back and skimmed the instructions. So, he was supposed to suck up water with it and squirt it up his ass to clean it of shit? Well, doesn't that sound wonderful? Oh, the joys of gay sex. Why does being gay gotta be so complicated? Guess that means no Taco Bell beforehand.

He put it back in the bag and pulled out the small box of condoms. He was basically a virgin, besides Mike and him jerking and sucking each other off.
Mike was the only one he's done anything with and he was sure Mike was in the same rainbow colored boat. He obviously didn't have to worry about getting pregnant or spreading sexual diseases. He was more or less paranoid about getting shit on Mike's or his dick. The idea of Mike freaking out if that happened and not talking to him anymore flashed in his head. It gave him a sudden dull pain in his chest. He clutched at his chest and squeezed his eyes as tears welled up. What if they finally get to have full on sex and he totally fucks it up?

"Hey, Will. They're able to come over. Should be here about a half an hour." Mike startled him, so he quickly wiped at his eyes.

Mike rushed over to kneel down in front of him and ran a thumb over a tear that slipped out. "What's wrong, Will?"

Will placed a hand over Mike's and leaned into it. "Sorry, I'm just being a crybaby."

Mike slipped his arms around his waist and hugged him. His face pressed into the side of his neck, "We don't have to tell the others about us right now. We could postpone it if you want." Mike's body heat seeped into his skin and warm moist breath on his neck, caused him to sigh and melt in his embrace.

"That's not what I was upset about."

Mike slipped out of the embrace and sat beside him. He pulled Will's hands into his larger ones and kissed them. "Whatever is bothering you, you can tell me."

Will chewed on his lip, "Ugh...It's embarrassing."

"Is it more embarrassing than being caught naked with my awesome, adorably short boyfriend by his big sister?"

Will chuckled and said, "I'll have you know that I'm an average height. You're the one who's freakishly tall like Jack Skellington."

"Hey, don't weasel your way out from telling me what's on your mind."

"Okay, fine. Just try not to laugh at me, Ok?"

"If I do, it's with you, not at you."

"Please, Mikey."

"Ok, I promise."

"It's just I'm worried about going all the way."

"Are you worried about it hurting? We'll go slow and take our time. I want our first time to be special for the both of us."

"Well...I'm a little concerned about that but…I was thinking more along the lines of possible," he blushed and cleared his throat, "accidents."

"Accidents?"

Will tried to show with awkward hand gestures, "You know...things coming out of places that don't usually have a dick up there."

Mike started laughing and tried to stifle it behind a hand. "Sorry. You're just so cute when you're so flustered."

"I'm not cute."

"Only cute people say that."

"I don't want you to hate me if that happens." Will blurted out.

"If what happens?"

"Oh my god, Mike," Will dragged his hands over his face. "I don't want you to get mad at me if I have an accident. When we have full on sex."

Mike ran a hand in Will's hair and tucked some of it behind an ear, "Remember when we were younger and you needed to pee but the kindergarten teacher wouldn't let you because class just started?"

"Yeah, and how I begged her to let me use the restroom but she said no. I tried to hold it in, but ended up pissing on myself. Luckily no one saw that. Thanks for the traumatizing flashback, Mikey." Will crossed his arms. "Wait a sec, how do you know about that?"

"I saw that you peed yourself, but it didn't bother me. I took off my long sleeve shirt that was over my tank top. I snuck behind you and threw it around your waist to cover your pee stain before anyone else saw."

Will choked up as some tears fell, "Tha-That was you? I-I didn't see who it was. Why didn't you tell me it was you?"

Mike rubbed the back of his head, "Well, actually at the time. We didn't know each other yet. I knew since then that I wanted to protect you. I was so happy that you said yes to being my friend."

Will hugged Mike tightly and quietly sobbed into his neck. Mike held him just as tight and rubbed soothing circles into his back. "I love you, my little prince."

Will whispered, "I love you too."