We open to Randy sitting on the table being questioned by Hank.
Hank: So Mr Marsh, how long have you known Walter White?
Randy: I've known him for a while. We've gotten off to a rough start.
Hank: What do you mean?
Randy: We started hating each other because I was beating his business.
Hank: Yeah. I know...that is bullshit.
Randy: What?
Hank: Let me tell you something Marsh, I've read your town's newspapers and you're one helluva a liar. You know before weed was legal I was busting your asses and I enjoyed the hell out of it. I may not be able to bust your ass for making weed but I can bust your ass for lying to a high ranking official. Now let's go forward in time. Has Walter White ever attempted to kill you?
Randy: Actually he has tried to blow me up. But instead he caused the death of Gus Fring.
Hank: Yeah I'm aware. Sorry for the loss of your father.
Randy: It's ok Mr Schrader. I can tell you what I know about Walt so you can lock him up.
Hank: That's the thing. We can't lock him up without the proper evidence. Has Walt ever lied to you about legally selling meth in Albuquerque?
Randy: He said he did that before he moved here.
Hank: That's the thing, meth is illegal in New Mexico.
Randy: It is?
Hank: Yeah. Me and Gomez got fired because my chief in command thought I was off my head or something along those lines.
Randy: What do you want me to do?
Hank: This is what I want you to do Randy, I want you to make Walt admit to his crimes in Albuquerque and have it recorded.
Randy: But me and Walt-
Hank: Act like you want your rivalry to end. And we'll stick a wire on ya. Gomez get the wire.
But Gomez was getting high with Towelie.
Gomez: Do you think they'll make a Pineapple Express 2?
Towelie: Not really. James Franco's character would be a fucking millionaire and not running away from corrupt cops or evil millionaires.
Hank: Goddammit Gomez!
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Sharon Marsh
Dean Norris
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Tegridy Farms.
Huell, Kuby and Todd were standing like soldiers listening to their boss.
But their boss wasn't saying anything.
Todd: You gonna give us a motivational speech?
Towelie was smoking weed and not giving them any orders.
Towelie: I'm trying to think of a speech hold on.
Kuby: We've been standing here for 45 minutes.
Huell: Forty five minutes and 43 seconds approximately.
Kuby: Yes thank you Huell.
Huell: You're welcome.
Todd: Where's Randy at?
Towelie: I think he said something about trying to get Walter White admit he's done some bad shit in Albuquerque.
Huell: What did he do?
Towelie: Distribute crystal meth. Because meth is illegal in Albuquerque or something.
Kuby: Yeah, can you hold on a sec?
Kuby exited the room and pulled his phone out and started dialling.
Kuby: Saul we have a huge problem.
Old Marsh residence.
A van parked outside the Marsh residence.
Inside the van.
Hank: Remember make sure you get close to him and get him to admit his crimes.
Randy: Ok. And do you know anything about some kind of weed that has a bit of Blue Sky in it?
Hank: What does this have to do with Walter White?
Randy: It might.
Hank: Just go and make him talk.
Randy exits the van and walks to the front porch.
Randy knocks on the door.
Jesse answered.
Jesse: What do you want? Bitch!
Randy: Can I talk to Walt? I want our rivalry to end.
Jesse: No, but you can speak into the mic.
Jesse rubs his dick at Randy.
Randy: Real mature Jesse!
Walter: Who's there Jesse?
Jesse: It's the bitch.
Walter: Who?
Walter notices Randy.
Walter: Randy what are you doing here?
Randy: Can I come in?
Walter: Jesse let him in.
Jesse: Mr White-
Walter: Now Jesse!
Jesse lets Randy in.
Jesse trips Randy over.
In the van, the crash to the floor from Randy in the house caused the radio monitors to screech.
Hank and Gomez cover their ears.
Meanwhile.
Randy got up off the floor and straightened his shirt and the wire.
Back in the van.
The screeching stopped.
Gomez: What the hell happened?
Hank: I think somebody tripped him up.
Back in the house.
Walter: Jesse I need you to continue cooking the meth while me and Mr Marsh negotiate.
Jesse: Alright Mr White.
Jesse flips off Randy.
Randy flips Jesse back.
Walt and Randy enter the kitchen.
Walter: So, you want us to talk?
Randy: Yes Walt. I want us to start a friendship.
Walter: After everything we've been through?
Randy: It's getting silly and I want us to hang out drinking and eating at barbecues and-
Walter: That's enough. Randy, if we're gonna be friends I think we should start by telling each others secrets.
Randy: What are we? Teenage girls?
Walter: Do you want to be friends?
Randy: Yeah.
Walter: I'll start. Back in Albuquerque. I did distribute meth. I did it because I had cancer and meth makes a lot of money and I wanted to set my family up for life. It's all I wanted Randy. And I did something awful to Jesse. You heard him mentioning somebody called Brock?
Randy: I don't know.
Walter: Brock is the son of Jesse's girlfriend Andrea. He loved him like a son. I poisoned Brock in an effort to get Jesse to turn against Gus. Gus may seem like a nice guy, but he's a monster. He helped distribute the meth and he threatened my family unless me and Jesse made the meth. Than we left Gus and we started working with Neo Nazis. And I regret it. We betrayed them and they tried to kill us. And it wasn't just that, I was also being chased by my brother in law Hank. He works with the DEA. I continued cooking meth because it made me feel alive, I was good at it. And that's one of the reasons why me and my wife split.
Randy: Wow. My secret is I once jacked off to Kate Winslet in Titanic whilst Sharon was out of the room.
Walt stares at Randy.
Walt laughed.
Randy joined in on the laughing
Jesse poked around the corner.
Jesse: What the hell is going on?
Walt and Randy continued laughing.
Jesse just shrugged and joined in on the laughing.
Badger enters the kitchen and notices them laughing.
Badger: Eh, what the hell?
Badger joins in on the laughing.
Meanwhile.
At the motel.
Saul was watching TV.
Saul: Damn 11 Oscar nominations. Way to go Joker.
Suddenly Saul's phone starts ringing.
Saul answered it.
Saul: Hello?...Hey Huell, what is it?...What are you, Kuby, Todd and Towelie making?...a weed mixed in with what?!
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Stan, Shelly, Sharon, Wendy, Mike and Sean were in the waiting room, waiting for news on Deborah.
Sean: So you can walk again?
Stan: Yeah. It does feel kind of weird to be walking again.
Sharon: He's been showing it off mostly.
Stan: No I haven't.
Shelly: Yes you have.
Stan: No I haven't.
A doctor enters the waiting room.
Wendy: Tell us how she is.
Mike: Is she gonna be ok?
Doctor: We did what we could do, but she doesn't have a lot of time left.
Everyone was shocked and worried.
Wendy started to have tears roll down her face.
Doctor: I think it's time you say goodbye to her.
They enter the patient room.
They surround themselves around Deborah.
Wendy: Mom, you can't die.
Deborah: Wendy.
Deborah managed to reach her daughter's hand.
Deborah: Wendy, I want you to be a good girl and look after your Dad and Uncle Mike. Make sure you try to succeed at school and go to college when you're older.
Wendy: I will Mom.
Deborah lets go of Wendy's hand.
Deborah: Sean.
Sean: I'm here Deborah.
Deborah: Don't let my loss stop you from being a good Dad to Wendy. And take care of Uncle Mike.
Sean: Ok Deborah.
Deborah: Stan. Try and be a good boyfriend to Wendy and be there for her when I'm gone.
Stan: I will Deborah.
Deborah: Sharon.
Sharon: Deborah.
Deborah: Don't be a buzzkill around our friends.
Sharon and Deborah laughed.
Deborah: Shelly, be a good girl.
Shelly: Ok. A little too basic if you ask me.
Mike walked to Deborah's bed and held her hand.
Deborah: I'm glad I saw you again.
Mike: I know sweetie.
Deborah: Please look after Wendy and Sean for me when I go.
Mike: I will. I kind of came at a wrong time.
Mike started tearing up.
Deborah: I don't know, seeing you again has been some of the best weeks of my life.
Mike: Same with seeing you.
Deborah smiles at Mike and Mike smiles back.
Deborah closes her eyes and her hand falls from Mike's.
The heart monitor flight-lined meaning that Deborah had passed on.
Wendy starts crying and hugs Stan.
Stan hugged her back.
Sean: Deborah! Deborah!
Sean starts to lie on Deborah's body and cries.
Sharon and Shelly also started tearing up.
Mike left the room.
When he got outside the patient room Mike loads his gun and looks at a sign that said "Funded by Tegridy Farms".
Mike had anger in his eyes and walks up to the sign and tears it down.
Skeeter's bar.
Randy and Walt exit the bar after drinking.
Randy (Drunk): I'll tell you something Walt...I'll tell you something Walt. You are amazing. You are a champ. I'm shit at business you are amazing.
Walter (Drunk): T-t-thank you so much Randy that means so much to me.
Randy (Drunk): I better get h-h-home.
Walter (Drunk): I'll see you later.
Randy starts walking home.
Whilst Randy was walking home, a van parks up right next to him and Gomez and Hank exit the vehicle and grab Randy.
Randy (Drunk): W-w.
They drag Randy into the van.
Randy (Drunk): O-o-oh hey Hank. Hey Gomez.
Hank: We've got bad news champ. The wire wasn't working we gotta check it.
Gomez unbuttons Randy's shirt and starts checking the wire.
Gomez: It's working.
Hank: What?
Hank checks it as well.
Hank: Goddammit it is. Why wasn't it recording anything before?
Randy (Drunk): What do you mean?
Hank: While you were with Walter we didn't manage to pick up any recordings.
Randy (Drunk): That sucks. Although he did give m-me something.
Randy hands Hank a napkin with something in it.
Hank unwraps the napkin and it reveals a funny looking device.
Randy (Drunk): Wh-wh-what is it?
Hank: It's a disruptor. That's why the wire wasn't working. He's one step ahead of us.
Randy stares at Hank with shock and than...
Randy: Oh God!
Randy clenches his stomach.
Randy throws up on Hank.