So I plan for this to be a five parter, due to the lack of ideas I have right now.
Anyway, recently I was reading some other fanfics about Jaune and...
By the lord almighty you people love screwing Jaune's life over.
And with a "brilliant" idea, I decided to try and create some drama like in other popular fanfics...and I really regret it, oh poor Jaune...
I hope you're happy little Arclings, I feel a bit weak in my legs.
Today has been such a good day!
After lunch I should just stick to the library again! I wonder if Pyrrha will be there today as well.
I spot Pyrrha talking to our other friends as I walk away from the table as I just finished my meal, Ren and Nora are back at the dorm, so it's just Pyrrha and team RWBY.
Ah geez, how can Pyrrha be so good with interacting with others. It's like she isn't afraid at all of what they think of her.
(Oh how wrong you are Jaune)
I figured someone like Pyrrha would keep up a conversation, I just attempt to leave halfway through if it gets akward.
How nice it would be if I can keep up a conversation with Pyrrha...
Oh, she waved at me! Pyrrha always waves and smiles at me, so why do I feel so warm inside now?
This isn't a dream right?! I'm not hallucinating right?! Ah, you idiot! Wave back before she thinks you are weird!
Pyrrha waving to someone like me out in the open though...isn't she afraid if someone would hate her because of it?
I hold the money I was going to give to Pyrrha in my hand, it's the least I can do for Pyrrha to answer back to her kindness.
Although...it's kinda risky at school since it can be taken. I should start small, like treating her to a snack or two for now.
Sorry gramps, I know I said I would pay you back all the money. Even after you said it was fine and I didn't need to pay back.
Just let me off this once!
[This kid! I told him time and time again he doesn't need to pay me a single Lien! Just treat your girl right boy and forget about your other goals for now, better yet, just don't pay me back at all!]
Hey...maybe I can even try and have a normal conversation with her while I'm at it-
"Yo! Jauney boy, hasn't it been a while since we hung around?" Cardin wraps his arm around my back, leaning on me.
"H...huh??" Wait what!?! I can't escape if his arm is around me!
"Yeah yeah! We're friends after all!" Sky laughed.
"Like the old times!" Dove snarled.
"What, like last week?" Russell said before all of them burst into laughter and made their way into the bathroom while dragging me alongside with them.
Why out of all times...
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
"Hey! Jauney boy!" Cardin yelled boisterously "It has been a while, for real!"
"And for our precious Jaune." Dove said suddenly while holding up his fist "We prepared a game!"
"Stripping rock paper scissors! Sounds fun right?! Hehehe..." Russell said while also holding up his fist.
NOT A SINGLE BIT! IT DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL!!!
"He seems excited y'all! Haha!" Sky yelled while holding up his fist.
Uwah...you guys will just beat me up if I refuse...so I reluctantly hold up my hand.
Please! Please! Please let me win!
"Rock~ Paper~ SCISSORS!" All five of us yelled.
Th-they...THEY ALL PULLED A ROCK WHILE I PULLED PAPER!!!
I WON! I WON! THANK OUM I SURVIVED!
Whooo! Now I just need to run away and-
"Jaune! You bastard! You waited for us!" Russel cried out.
"Wow what a cheater lol." Dove said.
"You coward!" Sky announced.
"Yo guys! Can't let this one slip. Strip him!" Cardin ordered.
"Hey! Stay still!"
"W-wait!"
"Someone grab his arms!"
"Stop!"
No! No! NO! NO!! NO!!!
Why why WHY?!
HOW DID I END UP IN THIS MESS!?!
"Hey!" I yelled while bagning on the classroom door "Open the door!"
People were laughing, people recorded me with their scrolls.
They all didn't care I was standing outside of the room with only my socks and boxers.
Both human and faunus, united as one...it should've been beautiful...but they were united at the entertainment at my suffering.
"Give me my clothes back!" I yell.
"Give me my clothes back~~" Cardin sneers in a weird pitch.
I knew it...they planned to do this from the start!
I fucking knew it!
...But...but it's ok. I shoved the money into my sock!
They taken my clothes...but I'm already used to pranks like these. Everything will be fine if I can be Pyrrha's friend!
Everything will be alrigh-
...Pyrrha is...Pyrrha is...
Ah. Pyrrha is standing right behind me with her hand over her mouth in shock.
No...
"HEY!" who?.. "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!"
Coco angrily walks up to the door and kicks it down in one hit.
"Coco wait for me!" Velvet squeezes her way past the crowd "Oh my!" Her face blushes and covers her eyes with her ears.
"CARDIN! YOU JUST WASN'T SATISFIED AFTER THE WHOLE LOCKER INCIDENT WEREN'T YOU-" Coco yelled angrily.
"Whaaat?" Cardin walks out of the doorway slowly with his team and throws my clothes onto my head "Mother fuckers? Are you seriously swearing at us just for a prank?"
"..." Coco stays silent for a second, her eyes cannot be seen under her sunglasses "Fuck. You."
Coco kicks Cardin directly inbetween his legs, crushing his family jewels as he slumps over in visible pain.
In reaction to this, Cardin's team runs away, leaving their leader.
"Well of course Jaune is hiding behind a girl!" Sky yelled.
"Not to mention she is such a bitch!" Russell yelled.
"Right?! What the hell did we ever do?!" Dove replied.
"Grrrr...I'll leave them be for now...HEY ALL OF YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!" Coco yells, everybody quickly disperses.
Pyrrha stands there for a moment before attemtping to walk forwards, she is stopped by Velvet.
"W-wait." Velvet spoke "Why are you still here?"
"Jaune is my teamate!" Pyrrha exclaimed.
Velvet looked offended and made and outburst "And you didn't help him?!"
"I..." Pyrrha didn't say anything, I think she looked over to me.
"Jaune, I keep telling you. You need to deal with those guys. There there my blonde buddy." Coco gently closed the door behind me to let me get changed, I did as I was meant to and listened to the conversation.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Coco yelled "Aren't you teamates!"
"If it was Ren, then he would've helped Jaune without a moment's hesitation! But you just stood there the whole time!" I heard Velvet shout.
"I know I should've done better! I'm sorry!" Pyrrha's voice trembled.
"Well it's too late now you idiot!" Velvet yelled.
"...Vel, stop." Coco said in a serious tone "I think she understands."
"Ah...s-sorry." I heard Velvet's voice go meek "Jaune reminds me of my seven brothers. He's like the eighth brother I never had."
It's strange really, I always could imagine Velvet being my eighth sister as well.
"Haha, and I can certainly see the resembelance too! You're both too timid and cautious, but you can be couragous and reckless when it comes to others!" Coco teased "Not to mention you're both probably closet perverts as well."
"COCO!" Velvet screamed.
"Hey, just saying both of your families are well known for achievements in bed." I can practically see Coco's smirk.
This light atmosphere...I think it made my mood better. And yet.
"Wait, who are you and how do you know Jaune?" Those were the last words I hear from Pyrrha before I finished changing and jumped out of the window to run away.
I am so done with this! So done!!!
How am I supposed to meet Pyrrha face to face after all that?! She saw everything!
I go to pick up my stuff from the locker, no one is in there at this time so I always come here after lunch before I do anything else.
Huh? Isn't it that one manga Pyrrha recommended 'Love is the wave' right?
I didn't read this one yet, isn't my preferred genre so I decided to read it last. I should return it afterwards but...how am I gonna do that without meeting Pyrrha?
I should just keep my mind off it. How do I even manage to read manga in times like these, I'm so pathetic.
From what I can gather, the main character is just like me. Pathetic and useless.
In a story like this I can already tell what would happen. It's kinda obvious that the pathetic protagonist passionately dashes to a girl's need.
So the female protagonist would get touched by his actions and opens her heart...nonsense. This stuff only happens in a manga, I can never do something like that.
When Pyrrha saw me half naked, she looked so shocked. There's absolutely no way she will look at me the way it was before. She will defilently think I am pathetic.
Pyrrha won't talk to me at all...
Yeah, actually this is better. She most likely didn't like me all that much anyways. Someone like me don't mix well with girls like her.
I skip to the near end to the book before placing it down next to me, I lean back on the wall as I descend to the floor and slowly curl up into a fetal position.
Damn it...should I just run away and avoid meeting Pyrrha?
"Lol retard, are you just going to give up from that?" The protagonist from the manga spoke "Pathetic haha!"
"Shut up! It's ok to cry, it's ok to run! But I won't give up!" I replied "Don't talk like you know it all just cuz you're from a manga!"
"Yeah I don't have a problem with that, but have you actually achieved any of your goals?" The protagonist in the page is seen on one knee, smiling as he presents flowers to the female protagonist "You haven't paid back Gramps, you haven't found love, your not strong enough to be called a hunstman, and you haven't seen learnt another feature of the thunder style!"
"..." I kept quiet.
"What do you know?! You try your hardest but run away when it gets tough and come back later to try again! That isn't growing, that won't help you achieve your goals! It's ok to run, but when you try again, you have to try harder! Faster! Stronger!" The protagonist yelled "Only then will you achieve your goals!"
"I said!" I started "Shut up!"
I threw the manga away, it bounces across the floor.
...Only then will you achieve your goals eh?
I get up slowly and walk to the book and pick it up. I flick through the pages onto where the protagonist gave flowers to the female protagonist.
"Should I just rush it?" I ask myself "Just this one time?"
I turn one page. It shows the protagonist and the female protagonist in a happy marriage.
The end...
"..."