A heavily pregnant Lillian was outside enjoying the summer breeze that decided to bless the planet. Her husband was out on business with the elder Kai. Shin didn't want Lillian to go because of how far along she was so he asked his bodyguard to stay behind.
Kibito was the ultimate fun blocker. He spent his time timing everything I did, I can't be out in the garden too long, I can't stand too long and, I can't walk too long. I managed to convince him that sitting under a tree relaxing and enjoying the breeze wouldn't kill my unborn child.
I was ready to go in and stuff my face with that cheesecake Cus drop off when I felt four people arrive on the planet. "I feel four people, two Saiyans and a god with his attendant."
"Good job Lillian," Kibito said patting my head in a fatherly way. We waited until the four of them arrived over the hill before Kibito stood up to meet them.
"Good evening," Kibito said with a respectable bow. The fellow in orange was too excited upon seeing me and pointed.
"Hey, I remember you! You're that lady who made all those delicious snacks the last time I was here."
"Delicious snacks?"
I saw the purple cat and immediately knew who it was. "hello you must be Lord Beerus?"
"Yes, I am. You know it's rude not to bow in my presence."
Kibito quickly came to my defense "Lord Beerus. Li-" I cut him off with a delicious smirk on my face.
"No no, it's fine I can get up." Kibito, like always was quick to be by my side to help me up. I stood up and the god looks at me shock. "Hey, I don't remember you being so big last time. What happened?"
"You idiot!" A man with pointy hair yelled at Goku. "She's pregnant you moron!" Lord Beerus yelled delivering a blow to Goku's head. "Ow! Well, at least I didn't try to make her bow for me!" Goku yelled rubbing his head. "How rude of you my lord to make a pregnant woman bow." The angel said looking a Beerus with a side-eye.
"Excuse me?" I said softly but was loud enough to gain attention. "May I ask what are you doing here?" "We were wondering if we could speak to Shin." The pretty eyed angel asked.
"He's not in right now but I can help," I said placing my hand on my stomach out of habit.
"What can one pregnant human do for us?" Beerus scoff
I gave a smart ass respond "Help. How may I help you?" I said with a giggle.
"Last time I was here Shin mentioned something about a trial of strength in the garden," Goku said jumping to the point.
"Oh no, Lillian is not conducting any challenges today," Kibito yelled jumping in front of me.
"That's it the Lily challenge! I did it for five minutes and failed." Goku said ignoring Kibito.
"Your free to have as many goes as you like." A light bulb went off in my head and I got excited. "Kibito I'm pretty hungry let's have lunch in the garden today."
"Are you sure that's safe my lady?" I nod in excitement.
"Oh, wait. would you three like to have lunch while you wait?" I asked the cat, angel and pointed hair man.
"No, I will take part in this challenge." The man with the pointy hair said clenching his fist. I nod and look at the cat and angel.
"So, two for lunch?"
"Yes." The cat and angel quickly agreed with a nod. "Splendid. Kibito please show everyone where to go and I'll bring out lunch."
I haven't seen anyone so excited about food since Goku. Speaking of Goku I should check on him and Vegeta I pulled my crystal ball and saw my copy winning the fight and throwing them out of the garden. A few seconds later they were flying over our heads. I put the ball away when Kibito places more food in front of me.
"How did you come up with such a challenge?"
"Well, once I finished the garden it took on a life of its own. Protecting the garden and the planet. So, the being became our first line of defense against anything threatening. I playfully named it the Lily challenge and somehow word of it spread. Gods and mortal fighters asked to do the Challenge. I had to turn those away who were not strong enough."
"What is a mortal doing here on kaioshin planet?"
"Well, Its only natural that a husband and wife would live on the same planet," I state calmly.
"WHAT! WHO!"
"Shin," I replied calmly. (all his screaming is slowly making me mad.) I thought while looking at him blankly.
"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED!?"
"I sent a wedding invitation. Maybe you were sleeping? I sent pictures to because you didn't show." I wasn't interested in any more questions and Kibito could see because he places a pudding cup in front of me.
(aw man universe 10 knows how to make pudding.) I quickly swipe up the sweet treat and pop the spoon into my mouth with a smile.
"WHIS!"
"You don't pay attention to your surroundings, my lord, their wedding picture is sitting in a frame in the living room," Whis said before consuming the snacks in front of him.
"How are you pregnant?" the cat destroyer asked me. I felt like being a tiny bit of an asshole so I pretend I didn't know what he was asking.
"Oh dear, well when a Kai loves a woman very much."
"No, not like that. Just forget it." Beerus sat down flustered. The sound of two bodies being thrown next to the table got everyone's attention. "Had enough?" I asked looking at the two panting saiyans
"No!"
"Well, you could try again after dessert."
After lunch was over Whis and I talked a lot. I had no problem with his questions because I'm just too full and happy. "Lillian?" My ears twitch picking up the sounds of my husband calling my name from afar. I looked over to Kibito and smiled widely. "Shin must be back."
"We're in the garden!" I said out loud.
"There you are. Oh, Lord Beerus is here."
"Yes, I am. Why didn't you tell me you got married!?"
"Lily sent an invite." Shine said bluntly.
"You're forgetting something important idiot! She's now a part of our bond."
"What does that mean?" I asked looking at the destroyer. Behind me, Kibito and Shin were frantically signaling him to stop talking. Even Vegeta was doing his best to signaling him to stop knowing the outcome of upsetting a pregnant woman.
"If I die your husband dies!"
My world felt like it was shattering at the thought of my tiny husband dying and leaving me with our unborn child. An ungodly sound came from my mouth as a sob burst through. I couldn't think straight and I could only string together a couple of words that didn't make sense.
"Why would you, I can't, ahhhh,"
"Annand your crying," Shin said face-palming himself.
"Good job my lord you made a pregnant woman cry." Whis sass side-eyeing Beerus.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"
Shin slowly placed his hands on her shoulders and spoke to her in a calm voice. "You must have had a long day today and missed your nap because you entertained our guest. Thank you for entertaining our guests. Why don't you go with Kibito and lay down in our bed and I'll draw up a hot bath for your back." Lily nods and Kibito gently scoop her up bridal style and takes her away.
"That was like watching a professional diffuse a bomb," Vegeta said amazed. He thought there would be more drama.
"And this is one of her better days," Shin Said while sinking into Lily's empty seat.
"She was happy even when Goku told her she got bigger. No negative reactions until just now." Whis noted.
"How is she so happy? Bulma wanted to kill me every second she saw me?"
"Kibito isn't here for her safety. He's here for other people's safety. Lily has triggers and we try to stay away from them. No baby carrots, puppies, disturbing naps or mention of death of any kind."
Lily has always been a laid-back person. When she reached 6 months, she was a ball of emotions I wasn't ready for.
"Lily."
She was napping in the middle of our bed. Good. It will give me time to deal with whatever emotion she throws at me when she wake-up. I sat in the new rocking chair next to the bed and read a book.
15 minutes later she woke up groaning. That can only mean her back was hurting.
"Shin~"
"Yes, Lily."
"My breast hurt, I'm horny and have to pee." Well shit, this was a new combination. She hasn't felt horny in forever and this is the first time she said something about her breast. "What do you want me to do?"
"Help."
"How about a hot bath first."
"That sounds wonderful." I help her into the tub and freak out as I paced in front of our bedroom door. "Why are you pacing up here?" "Elder kai! Lily is feeling something other than happy, mad and tired. She's horny." "What's your point? She's a pregnant woman."
"Do you not remember the fit she threw the last time I wanted to be intimate?" "I do, and you had it coming. You asked a woman who wasn't feeling beautiful if she wanted to get naked in front of you. I heard her ranting."
"Then what do I do now?"
"Are you running away from your gorgeous wife who wants to be intimate? Get in there and love her before you make her feel like she looks ugly!" Old kai yelled pointing to the bedroom door.
"You sure do know a lot about pregnant women. Wait what do I do about her breast?"
"She's making milk, get creative!" He snapped shoving him through the door and slamming it shut.
"Lily! You should have waited for me to help you out of the tub. I didn't want you to slip and fall."
"I'm a big girl Shin I don't need a babysitter. I think that hot bath made my breast feel better, but now I'm leaking milk. Weird right?" she joked sitting on the side of the bed in just her towel.
"I think I know how to fix that."
"Really? How?"
"Goodness lily, they are so full," Shin said grabbing a handful of her breast, she jumps at the contact and a little bit of her milk came from her nipples.
"Ohhh, that hurts baby be gentle."
"Sorry love." Shin lighten his grip "Maybe you're overfilled with milk?"
"What do we do about it?" Lily asked innocently.
"Get creative."
Shin leans over and gently covered lily's nipple with his mouth and sucks slowly. His mouth rewarded with the taste of Lily's sweets milk which reminded him of the milk tea she often makes for him. Lily gasp before giving a breathy moan from the mixture of pain and pleasure.
"Shin~" (I'm not going to be able to look anyone in the eyes after this.) Shin though blushing. He let go of her nipple when no more milk flows forward. Shin pop the other nipple into his mouth and suck a bit harder. Lily moans and cradle Shin's head closer while squeezing her thighs together to gain some type of pleasure. A few minutes later Lily sigh in relief. Shin stops momentarily and looks at his blushing wife. "Does that feel better?"
"Much better." (Great, one problem down one more to go.) Shin though rubbing Lily's thigh causing a shiver to ripple through her body.
"What are we doing here Whis?" Beerus said with a yawn.
"I'm picking out a gift for Lady Lily and the baby," Whis said eyeing up the wall full of baby clothes.
"Why?"
"Oh, you must have not heard?"
"What?"
"Lady Lily is a baking prodigy. The snacks we had today were not her baking. One taste of her baking will send any being into a foodgasm."
"I don't believe it."
"Let me remind you my lord that you didn't attend the wedding and taste the numerous Delicacies that Lady Lily had made."
"What does us shopping for baby stuff have to do with baked goods?"
"My lord I think it would be good to stay in Lily's good grace. There is no secret that she favors universe ten Kai, Destroyer and angel attendant. She visits often and brings this big basket filled to the brim with homemade baked goods."
"How do you know this?" Beerus asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I may or may not have shown up randomly while she was visiting."
"You've been sneaking off having snacks behind my back!?" Beerus yelled gain attain from shopping mothers.
"I-I'm so sorry." Lily cried out.
"You have nothing to apologize about lily," Shin said rubbing the back of his head.
"I didn't think that was possible to squirt and I freaked out thinking my water broke."
"It's ok."
"Shin I don't know how to feel, I'm still horny." She whimpers wanting to disappear.
"Do you want me to continue?"
"N-no I'm still embarrassed. C-can we cuddle?"
"Yes, we can."