Miscellaneous, deliberately non-sexy chapter with cervix-hitting.
This would've gone in the other fic (Clois Moments), but that one is strictly PG-13.
Chapter 22
"Fuck!"
The squeal was accompanied by a full-body cringe as Lois had a visceral reaction to whatever just happened.
Clark froze above her, staring down in alarm. They'd made enough progress that he didn't flee to the opposite side of the room every time there was a mishap. He had, however, pulled out so fast that she barely registered it.
"I think you hit my cervix," she said.
"Oh."
She grabbed a pillow and shoved it under her hips.
"Ok, where were we?"
He hesitated for a couple seconds.
"In order to have sex, you have to put the penis back in," she said impatiently.
"You sure it's ok?"
"You're not the first guy to knock me up there, y'know. No offense, but why are you always so paranoid? This is a learning process."
"You have to understand why I feel…This isn't exactly the safest thing anyone's ever done."
She smirked. "Don't you think it's kind of exciting that you could break my back doing this?"
He looked just as horrified as she expected, and she burst out laughing.
"How could you joke about that?" he asked in genuine distress as she cackled beneath him.
"Get on the bottom!" she managed between laughs.
I have one more chapter I've been sitting on, and then we'll be caught up.