Chapter 19: Entertain Me

(Dabi POV)

When we finally got to the station I was about to pass out from exhaustion, Himiko's stuff was so heavy I thought my arms were gonna fall off from the combined weight of our luggage when in God's name did she get all this stuff? Anyways she was literally living in a hotel room that I visited frequently and saw none of any of this, "Dabi hurry up." Himiko said holding one bag while I held four.

I'm just gonna be a good boyfriend and just ignore my anger and get on the bullet train, once everybody was on we were guided to our car which to our surprise was like a giant living room with food catering and it's own bathroom complete with a shower and complimentary soaps what the hell I thought we were broke. Once we we're alone everyone charged at the table and started digging into the food like there was no tomorrow gulping it down in minutes without a single breath, despite how interesting it was too see everybody eat food like wild animals i really worked up a sweat carrying that luggage and didn't smell the greatest so while the others gorged themselves I snuck into the bathroom and locked the door behind me.

(Izuku pov)

I don't know how long it's been since I've had shrimp tempura but I don't care anymore I have it now and that's all that matters, I looked over at everybody else to see Himiko and Furushima were down for the count and in near food comas but Moonfish was gone nowhere to be found, "Moonfish?" I called out but he didn't which is strange because he usually doesn't stray far from me, "Hey Himiko did you see where Moonfish went?"

I looked over and the two were gone just vanished into thin air like Moonfish, okay so three people just disappeared and the only thing I can think of to explain this is that an enemy quirk user has done something to them making them invisible or maybe the quirk is affecting me damn it's hard to tell. I carefully walked over to the bathroom door watching every corner of the room to see if I can spot anything out of the ordinary, once I was pressed against the bathroom door I started knocking for Dabi, "Dabi get out here right now someone is here for the bounty." I said but there was no reply so I tried again, "Dabi get out here what are you waiting for?"

Suddenly the door opened but when I turned around I was met with a two strangers, one a tall transgender person and the other kind of reminded me of Deadpool for some reason, "Good job Twice and Mange I honestly thought you wouldn't stick the script." A third voice said.

I turned to the food and saw a man dressed up as some type of entertainer sitting on a table with his legs crossed all while sipping some juice, sucks they don't have wine, "Oh where are my manners the name is Mr. Compress and the people who just came out of your bathroom is Mange Twice my associates. The reason we are here I believe you already know the answer my dear so please don't put up a fight and come with us, or your friends get it." He held up his hand showing me three marbles and I can see my friends in them trying to escape, he must have compressed them which would make sense given his name is Compress. "So if I come with you let them go?" I asked.

"Of course my dear we only want you not your friends." I didn't trust his answer not the slightest but I have nothing wait maybe I can act all big and tough like I don't care about, yeah that might work so I put on the biggest smirk and laughed all while praying this would work. "You think I care about those fools? There just lower class villains who stick with me because I'm strong and they now it and if you don't believe me just look on the news, they show my work 24/7 with people's body parts being shoveled out of streets and alleyways that's all me I just let them watch the bloodfest like it's a 80s slasher film so if you don't value your lives then go ahead and kill them so we can skip to the part where I rip out your entrails and eat some of it so I can take your quirks." The two behind were scared out of there minds I must have convinced them with my act.

Clap, Clap, Clap*

Mr. Compress clapped slowly as he slowly got up from sitting on the table and walked right up to me, he reached into his costume and pulled out a rose giving to me and also making me feel kind of special like I just won a award for best actor, "That was some good acting my dear you really got the skill to being a great." Fuck he figured me out got to come up with a new plan while he explains how he saw through my charade, "Your probably wondering how I saw through your charade and the answer I was a actor myself before turning to a life of crime, I stared in many films from Horror sci-fi to Hallmark romance, I also did some adult stuff on the side but I don't like to talk about it." His tone sounded pretty regretful while bring up that last part about Adult entertainment.

"Wait a minute you were in a porno Compress?" Asked who I'm guessing was Mange, "Look that's not important I did it a long time ago for some cash to pay the bills I didn't want to do it." Compress tried to change the subject but his two associates were to surprised by the news to just drop it, "Dude you got to tell us what film you were in wait let me guess um oh Black nurses two no wait slutty cat girls nine no wait unsatisfied wives four."

As who I'm guessing is Twice continued to pester his friend with the help of Mange I kept trying to think of, a way, to save...oh my god I now what porno that guy was in, "Excuse Mr. Compress can you say I'll be back before dinner?" Everyone looked at me in confusion especially Compress, "I don't why you want me to but sure kid." He cleared his throat real quick, "I'll be back before dinner." Oh my god it is him.

(Flashback to 13 year old Izuku)

"Bye Honey I'll be back around 10pm, don't stay up too late." Inko left waving goodbye to her innocent young daughter who waved goodbye back and closed the door, once the door was locked Izuku ran straight to her room and got straight onto her new laptop and typed in porn on the search bar, once she was on a site all she had to do was pick a video to watch and then let the rest do it's magic but this was her first time ever doing this and she didn't know what video to watch first. Izuku thought to herself if she was going to do this she might as well see if there's any videos on her biggest crush, All Might. Turns out there's alot of videos on the number one hero so she hit the most popular video, it started out with a house wife saying goodbye to her husband as he says, "I'll be back before dinner." Then leaves, once the husband is gone she runs upstairs and changes into a sexy outfit and goes back downstairs to meet a man at the front door revealed to be All Might in a trench coat, from there things picked up pretty quickly.

(Present day)

"Your the guy who played the unknowing husband in that porno about All Might banging a lonely housewife." I said making Compress sigh as Twice and Mange laughed at him, Compress took off his mask to show a ski mask underneath and how stressed he looked as he took a seat on the nice couch and said "I should kept with robbing people because this day has been a complete disaster." he looked like he was about to cry and if was making me feel sad for the guy, I took a seat on the couch next to him and tried to look at him but he hid his face so I just said, "You know your plans weren't a complete disaster, the first part was really done well it just fell apart in the middle."

He didn't move an inch man I thought I was better at this, "Look Mr. Compress just because things go wrong doesn't mean you just give up you have to keep trying so come on and fight me." I said hoping to lift his spirit, his reply was in the form of a sad sounding sigh that made me want help him more, he slowly raised his head up and leaned back in the seat before looking at me and saying, "This was supposed to be my last gig." he said in sad tone, "We would capture you and get the money so I could stop doing this but now i feel like I'm gonna be stuck doing this forever."

"Well what if I help you get the money." He looked at me with a confused expression on his face like I was a geometry teacher and he was highschool freshman trying to figure out what I was teaching him, "How can you help me?" He asked.

"Well for starters I'm going after the guy who put the bounty on me and once I RiP hIS God DaMN HeAd OFF, join me and you can take all the money he's got which is probably more than what I have on my head." I didn't realize it but during that explanation I went all Nomu and my anger got out a little and it scared them. Mr. Compress got up from the couch and put back on his mask, he looked over to Twice and Mange who were trying to keep in their laughter from before but we're failing, he looked back at me and asked "Can you show me what you can do?"

(No one's POV)

Without hesitation Izuku jumped and charged at Twice and Mange at amazing speed, before they could react she punched both of them in the stomach and then through them against the wall so hard it made a crater around them in the metal. She backed off slowly and let the two unconscious bodies fall to the ground, she grabbed both of them by their collars and dragged them infront of Compress before lifting them both up using one arm each, "So do we have deal?"

(Might delete this and do it again)