Looking For A Way Out

Chapter 20

Wow, guys! Chapter 20, yay! Also, I just realized that I responded to Riyazura's review twice on accident, lol. I'm so stupid. :D

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Link's PoV

I went to Castle Town to get the little imp twili girl called Midna some food. I don't even know what twili even eat. Whatever. She just told me to get her food, she didn't specify what food she wanted. I continued to walk around and saw a booth selling fruit.

"Sure, why not," I think to myself. I jog over and choose to get a hydro melon that had apparently been shipped over from the "famous" Gerudo hydro melon inhaler, Calyban herself. Ha, this sounds so stupid.

The lady at the hydro melon booth thing wasn't paying attention. She was currently flirting with this other dude that obviously thought she was a creep. I took the opportunity to take a hydro melon and do my best to casually walk away. Luckily, there weren't many people out today, as the clouds were dark and muted, signaling that it would start raining any minute now. I quickly head back to where the princess had left us. If she finds out I wandered off, I am making Midna explain. If she finds out I stole again, she will kill me with her bare hands.

I end up getting there before she comes back, which I am actually surprised about. What could be taking her so long? Eh, who cares.

"Are you going to make me sit here and starve or will you give me that giant cucamelon?" I hear that annoying voice say. I want to through this melon at her giant hand-shaped hair so bad.

I think I might be hallucinating because her hand hair just snatched my giant cucamelon out of my hands. I stare at Midna, confused.

"How do you open it?" she asked.

"You cut it."

"But I don't have a knife! You're so stupid, how did you not think of that? I cannot eat my cucamelon!"

I internally yell at her, but externally close my eyes and think, "Hylia, bless my dying soul.". Ugh.

She uses her hand hair to grab the Master Sword. She sticks it into the cucamelon - no, hydro melon - and tries to cut it open. This is so stupid. I know I have to help her, or nothing will get done.

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Zelda's PoV

I walk out of the castle to find Thief trying to use the most valuable weapon of all time to cut a hydro melon.

And yes, Hyrule relies on him.

We are absolutely hopeless.

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Midna's PoV

LET ME EAT MY CUCAMELON!

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I enjoyed writing this chapter. I hope y'all enjoyed reading it. I hope it was decently sized compared to some of my other ones, but yeah!

Reviewies!

Oracle of Hylia, that actually makes sense. I feel stupid for not thinking about that, lol. And I am just now remembering I could have googled it the whole time XD. Thank you for answering my question and thank you for being a reviewer!

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-TwilightWolf