Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.
What if Haru became the heir to the Organization?
Because the plot wasn't ****ed up enough
Haru had gotten bored and thus had tagged along with the Mouri's and Conan to the Sunset Manor. He knew that the Sunset Manor was supposed to end with the paint peeling revealing the entire building to be made of gold, though he didn't remember the solution to the code. This resulted in Haru doing a bunch of random shit until he acquired the desired results. At the news that the mystery had been solved, reporters swarmed Haru. It was declared that the manor now belonged to him.
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Karasuma Renya was shocked. Somebody had solved the code he himself had failed to solve all those years ago. The young man must be incredibly smart. "Bring him to me!"
"What condition would you want him in?" Gin asked.
"Alive and as unharmed as possible," Karasuma ordered. "I don't want him having a negative impression,"
"But…kidnapping him is automatically a negative impression?"
"Just for that, since I know you hate Vermouth, she'll be tagging along with you,"
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Akai had dropped by for a visit and was chatting with Haru. The doorbell rang and Haru opened the door, coming face to face against Gin. "Hello," Gin tried to sound as polite as possible. "Are you Kudo Haru?"
"Yes," Haru was glad that he hadn't opened the door all the way. Akai and Gin could not see each other and with the tone Gin was using, Akai wouldn't be able to recognize Gin's voice right away.
"My boss would like to meet with you," Gin requested. "Please follow me to my car,"
"And if I decline?" Haru tried to remain as calm as possible. "I mean, I have no idea who the hell you are. You literally just waltzed up to my front door and told me that your boss, who is probably some sort of underground criminal, wants to meet me,"
'Who the hell's at the door!?' Akai's big brother senses were tingling and he quietly made his behind Haru.
"I'm afraid I'd have to use force if necessary," Gin said.
Haru ducked and Akai punched Gin in the face. "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BABY BROTHER!"
Vermouth, who sat in the back of Gin's car, had been filming the entire encounter. Her poker face had been shattered at the fact that Akai had managed to punch Gin in the face and had broken Gin's nose. "Holy shit…"
"A-Akai Shuichi!?" Gin stumbled back a few feet and clutched his bleeding nose. "Why are you here!?"
"I should be asking you that you pervert!" Akai snapped. "You were going to kidnap my precious baby brother and do who knows what to him!"
Realizing the implications, Gin took another step back. "The boss wants to meet him!" He knew Mama Bears were dangerous, but nothing had prepared him for Big Brother Bears. Why was it plural? Because he could sense another dark aura in the vicinity.
Haneda Shukichi's approach had been done in complete stealth and he now pointed a handgun at Vermouth's forehead. "Why don't you let Shuichi-niisan and I tag along?"
"Hi Kichi-nii!" Haru waved like an innocent child. "Aren't you supposed to be at a shogi match?"
"Hi Haru! Hi Shuichi-niisan!" Shukichi greeted. "I left in the middle of the match because my big brother senses told me that someone was threatening my precious baby brother,"
Sensing that they had no choice, Gin allowed the two older brothers to accompany Haru.
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Karasuma stared as the five people entered. "Gin, Vermouth…did you just bring Akai Shuichi and Haneda Meijin into my office?"
"Boss, they're Kudo Haru's older brothers!" Vermouth's expression was full of panic.
"Interesting," Karasuma hummed. "It's no wonder why he was able to solve my mansion's code,"
"You're Karasuma Renya," Haru plopped down into a chair. "Leader of the organization that uses alcoholic codenames,"
"Kudo-san—"
"My name's legally Field Haru," He interrupted. "The media just calls me Kudo Haru because I live in the Kudo Residence,"
"The reason I invited you here—"
"Kidnapped him," Shukichi corrected. "You sent these two to kidnap him,"
"Field-san, you managed to solve the code of my Sunset Manor, something that nobody, including me, has been ever to accomplish," Karasuma announced. "I have decided to name you my heir,"
The room was deathly silent for a moment.
Finally, Haru broke the silence. "So…I'm rich now?" 'This reminds me of that fanfiction, Darkest Nightmare AU, by FunahoMisaki where Conan becomes the heir to the organization after Karasuma learns that he solved the Sunset Villa code,'
"Yes," Karasuma nodded. "All my riches belong to you now,"
"Akai Masutora Mitsuharu, you can't be seriously considering this!" Akai exclaimed at Haru's expression. "Besides, our uncle and aunt are already rich!"
"Pierrot-nii," Haru addressed. "I want to be able to pay for my own wedding because I know that if Uncle Yasuharu and Aunt Ichiyo were to organize it, they would hire several snipers and hitmen to murder my boyfriend-soon-to-be-husband,"
"Your boyfriend?" Shukichi's voice remained even and calm, making him even more terrifying. "I would like to meet this person,"
Haru casually opened the door and peeked into the hallway. "Can someone tell Cognac to come to the boss' office?"
A few minutes later, Cognac entered the room. He stared at his boyfriend, then at Gin and Vermouth, then his future brother-in-laws, and finally at his boss. "I'm confused,"
"Jonah, you know how I told you who my family members are and that I was going to wait a bit before you to meeting them?" Haru hugged Cognac's arm. "Well…you can formally meet my big brothers now!"
"In the office…of the organization's boss?" Cognac raised a brow.
"By the way, I'm apparently the heir to the organization now," Haru added in a casual tone. "So we're rich now. We can start planning our wedding,"
"Wait, what?" Cognac stared at Haru as if he had grown another head. "Am I high? It's probably because of all those chemicals I sniffed in the lab even though everyone told me not to. Martini always said that I might end up suffering harsh side effects," He suddenly felt the killing intent of not just Akai and Shukichi, but also from Mary, Masumi, and the entire Haneda Clan. His instincts told him to run which he did so with Akai and Shukichi hot on his heels.
"Hey, can you call Rum here?" Haru requested.
Within moments, Rum was in the office. "Did I just see Akai Shuichi and Haneda Shukichi chasing Cognac?"
"Yes but that's not why I called you here," Karasuma replied. "This boy, Field Haru, is my heir,"
Haru casually walked over to Rum and slammed his face against the wall, cracking the material. "You murdered my cousin, Haneda Kohji. Now I'm going to make your life a living hell,"
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Taking a break from torturing Rum, Haru walked up to Bourbon. "Rye wasn't responsible for Scotch's death,"
"Kudo Haru-san?" Bourbon questioned, recognizing him from the news. "I was unaware that you were a member of the organization,"
"I'm not," Haru denied. "But stop changing the topic. Scotch was about to commit suicide but Rye stopped him. They both heard your approaching footsteps and thought that it was someone else, another organization member. With Rye distracted, Scotch pulled the trigger,"
Bourbon's eyes widened at the revelation. "Liar…Liar! You weren't there! You don't know the truth! That bastard Rye forced Scotch to kill himself!"
"Morofushi Hiromitsu-san thought it was someone like Gin heading to the roof, not you," Haru told him softly. "It was neither Akai Shuichi's fault nor was it yours, Furuya Rei-san,"
Bourbon wouldn't let himself have a breakdown in front of this man. "Why are you telling me this? You know who I am since you used my real name just now. Who exactly are you?"
"It doesn't matter," Haru shook his head. "But do you know where I can get a copy of the APTX 4869 files?"
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"I have your files for APTX 4869!" Haru held the folder up as he entered the professor's house. "You can now make the antidote!"
Conan, Haibara, and Professor Agasa stared at him with wide eyes. "How!?"
"Oh you know, I just entered the labs, walked over to the file cabinets, decided I didn't want to go through the hassle of looking through all the files, and got Rum to do it for me," Haru shrugged. "Oh, and you don't have to worry about the crows hunting you guys down now,"
"What!?"
"Also the boss made me his heir so I'm rich now," Haru added. "Oh, you three are invited to my wedding by the way. Hopefully my family stops trying to kill Jonah by then, or at least long enough that we're able to sign the wedding documents,"
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Akai Tsutomu had been found, alive and well. This distracted Haru's family long enough for Cognac to hide and tend to his wounds. Tsutomu had been in hiding all this time and had been disguised as a random background character, hence why Haru hadn't immediately recognized him. Nobody would think that unimportant characters were secretly very important characters in disguise.
Once everything died down, Haru and Cognac—Jonah, not Cognac—were getting married. After a lot of puppy eyes and pleading, Haru's family agreed to not murder Jonah until after the ceremony. Jonah was dressed in a grey suit while Haru wore a red one. The wedding went smoothly and they were officially husband and husband.
After the wedding was over and Haru's family started hunting Jonah down again, all law enforcements from around the world took down the organization. Parents and children that had been separated were reunited. Haru declared that all of the orphans were his sons and daughters. His family adored Haru's new children and started doting on them, forgoing their Jonah Hunt.
Karasuma Renya sat in his cell, awaiting his execution. He had lived for many years but with each dose of life extending elixir he drank, the shorter the amount of time was added to his lifespan. Eventually, he was completely immune to it. He had grown rather bored with his organization, hence why he had intended on finding an heir before his death. He didn't care that it had been brought down, it had been amusing to see how Haru used his newfound riches and power.
Yes, Akemi and Michael attended the wedding.
Michael is very happy with all of his new cousins. Mary and Tsutomu are shocked that they have so many grandchildren. Yukiko is a very doting aunt (she refuses to be called a grandma/grandaunt).
If you ship Haru/Cognac, then check out my doujinshi called The Incubus' Stalker. It's incomplete but more pages will be published in the future. Overprotective Lempo!Shuu will also appear.
The Akai Family are descendants of demons and Haru just so happens to be an incubus. The thing is, he hasn't even used his seduction charms on anyone, yet Cognac seems to have fallen in love with him! The worst part is that Cognac now stalks Haru!
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