Chapter 19: A Look at Tim's Recordings
"Bendy and the Ink Machine. Joey Drew Studios. Timeline 4. Attempted to organize an army of Searchers to defeat Freddy and Mr. Peterson before they ever got to Bendy to begin the gathering of their team. Was instead viciously murdered by the Searchers I attempted to tame. Lesson learned: you cannot tame Searchers."
"Five Nights at Freddy's. Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Timeline 6. Spied on Golden Freddy in attempts to see where he gains his power from. Was spotted and violently thrown into visual and auditory hallucinations until I managed to rewind time to back before the encounter. Lesson learned: Golden Freddy is basically omnipresent."
"Undertale. Mount Ebbot, Timeline 13. Attempted to enter the Underground through the hole at the top of Mount Ebbot. Died immediately on impact with the ground. Lesson learned: I cannot enter the Underground through normal means."
"The Stanley Parable. An unknown location. Timeline 43. Attempted to penetrate this game to see if there were any secrets worth learning, only to find myself in a shining white void with nothing in existence. Lesson learned: there is nothing in The Stanley Parable I can make use of."
"Tattletail. The child's house. Timeline 69. Attempted to break into the house and destroy Mama. Was caught by homeowners and accused of breaking and entering. Made a hasty escape back in time. Lesson learned: Do not break into people's houses."
"Papers, Please. The Arstotzkan border. Timeline 72. Attempted to enter the nation of Arstotzka to take a break from my various adventures. Heard that there was delicious ale. Was turned away at the border checkpoint due to not having the correct papers in order. Lesson learned: do not mug Jorji Cestova for entry documents. Ever. Again."
"Hello, Neighbor. 910 Friendly Court. Timeline 99. Attempted to break into the Neighbor's house to kill him in the middle of the night. Was instead found and knocked unconscious by the Neighbor. Lesson learned: I cannot defeat Mr. Peterson on his own territory."
"Doki Doki Literautre Club. The School. Timeline 101. Attempted to get a teaching post in order to get Monika by herself and kill her. Was rejected from post due to not having proper credentials. Lesson learned: everyone in Doki Doki Literature Club is stupid and biased. Why was I even doing that, anyway?"
"Limbo. The Woods. Timeline 128. Immediately after arriving into this world, both Phone Guy and I were swallowed by a gigantic spider. Lesson learned: I hate spiders. I also hate Limbo."
"Super Meat Boy. World 2. Timeline 155. Attempted to enter this world in efforts to see if there was anything that I could make use of. Faced no resistance upon entrance, but found nothing of interest. Also, got impaled on a random flying buzzsaw that I didn't see. Lesson learned: Super Meat Boy is a waste of my time."
"Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning. Baldi's schoolhouse. Timeline 174. Attempted to see if there was anything of note in this world. Despite killing everyone, I still felt a presence. A living presence, somewhere within the school, that I could not locate. I am certain that it existed, and certain that finding it is key. Mark status as "unfinished", will return later."