We open to Randy in the van with Hank and Gomez.
But Hank was still covered in vomit.
Hank: That smart son of a bitch.
Randy (Drunk): I know. I-I-I outsmarted him before. B-but this is just-
Suddenly Randy throws up on the monitors.
Gomez: Not the monitors.
Hank: Maybe you shouldn't have been drinking. If only there was any evidence to lock up Walt.
Randy (Drunk) I-I-I did manage to write a few notes on a piece of paper at Walt's house.
Gomez: That's good.
Hank: No Gomez it's brilliant. Give us the paper.
Randy: I kind of left it at Walt's house.
Hank: What?!
Walter: I must've left it in the bathroom at his house.
Hank: Do you remember what was on the note?
Old Marsh residence.
Jesse was reading the note and he had anger in his eyes.
Randy (Voice over): Barley.
As Jesse continued to stare on in anger, the camera zooms out and it is revealed that Jesse was taking a shit on the toilet.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Sharon Marsh
Dean Norris
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Old Marsh residence.
Walt came to the front porch drunk.
Walt was rummaging through his pockets for the keys.
Jesse opened the door and grabbed Walt.
Jesse: You son of a bitch! I know what you did!
Walter (Drunk) W-w-what are you talking about?
Jesse: You poisoned Brock!
Walter (Drunk): M-m-maybe I did it.
Jesse: I found some written notes in the bathroom titled "Mr White's secrets".
Walter (Drunk): I s-s-swear I have nothing to do with poisoning Brock. Gus did it and Saul knew it.
Jesse: What?! Saul knew you did it!
Walter (Drunk): Specifically G-G-Gus.
Jesse: You bitch!
Jesse throws Walt at the TV and it caused the TV to smash.
Jesse pulls a gun out of his pocket.
Jesse aims it at Walt.
Jesse was tempted to pull the trigger but he doesn't do it.
Saul: Hey Walt I have some news about s-
Saul enters the house and sees Jesse holding a gun at Walt.
Walter (Drunk): H-h-hey Saul.
Jesse aims the gun at Saul.
Jesse: You knew! You knew!
Saul: Knew what?
Jesse pistol whipped Saul.
Jesse: You knew about Walt poisoning Brock!
Saul: I did? How did you figure it out?!
Jesse pistol whipped Saul again.
Saul: You can't kill me I'm your lawyer, but on the other hand if you kill Walt than I'll have to report you. But if you kill Walt and than kill me than you won't have anyone here to defend you.
Jesse continued to point the gun at Saul.
Jesse concealed his weapon.
Jesse: This isn't over.
Jesse left the house.
Saul got up off the floor.
Saul: How did he know?
Walter (Drunk): What are you doing here Saul?
Saul: I'm here to tell you about this new weed from Tegridy Farms.
Walter (Drunk): What's it called? La Diarrea?
Saul: No. It's something else. It's a-
Suddenly Walt threw up on Saul.
Hell's Pass Hospital.
Stan, Wendy, Sharon, Shelly and Sean were in the waiting room after Deborah died.
Wendy was crying on Stan's shoulder and Stan was hugging her.
Sean: I still can't believe she's gone. It's your husband's fault!
Sharon: Why are you yelling at me?
Sean: If you didn't marry Randy and give birth to him (Sean points to Stan) and causing you to get to know Deborah because of your son's connection to my daughter! It was y-
Shelly: Mr Testaburger, it's nobody except my Dad's fault. I get it, you're angry. We're all angry at my Dad, but blaming all of us isn't gonna bring her back.
Sean sighed.
Sean: You're right.
Stan: Where's Mike?
Sean: He's probably gone home.
Wendy stops crying into Stan's shoulder and notices a folded note right next to him.
Wendy: Stan what's that?
Stan picks up the note.
Stan: It says "read me".
Sean: Read it.
Stan unfolds the note.
Stan: Dear Mr Potter. I can't believe you decide-
A guy walked past.
Guy: Sorry that's mine.
Stan: Oh Sorry.
Stan hands the paper back to the guy.
Stan: Sorry.
Guy: I think this one's yours.
The guy hands Stan another piece of folded paper.
Guy: Some heavy shit's in here.
Sean: Well Stan, you read it.
Stan unfolds the piece of paper.
Stan: Dear Sean, Wendy, Stan, Sharon and-
Mike (Voice over): Shelly. There's a reason why I'm not here. I've gone to try and kill Randy Marsh for what he did to my niece. Now when I say kill, I mean literally not metaphorically. When I get hired by Gus he usually sends me on deliveries or killing rival drug dealers. So Sean you were right about having doubts about me. I'm a bad person, Wendy was the only one who knew about it. And I didn't wanna tell Deborah because I was scared of what she'd think of me.I'm telling you this because I'm scared that I might die. So whatever you think of me right now, understand that I'm sorry. I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you and I'm sorry if my connections with my job might put you in danger.
As the voice over went on, Mike is seen preparing his weapons. They include a sniper and a pistol. Than he was driving his car to Tegridy Farms. He is seen asking Towelie where Randy is. Mike goes to the old Marsh residence to see if Randy was there but he wasn't. Than he goes to the bar where Randy was last seen and he wasn't there. Mike visits the courthouse where the bombing took place. It was under construction. Mike shed a tear at the sight.
Stan: So I'm gonna gonna hunt down Randy Marsh until he's dead.
Sean was shocked after hearing Stan reading the note out loud.
Sharon placed her hand on Sean's shoulder.
Sharon: I know this must be hard for you Sean. First your wife died and than her Uncle turns out to be somebody who's killed people for a living.
Sean: If he's gonna kill, he better kill Randy.
Guy: Wow that was some, like, wow.
Sean: You're still here?
Guy: I have a weird habit of listening to people read notes out loud.
The next day.
Old Marsh residence.
Jesse bursts into the house with a tank of gasoline and starts to pour it all over the house.
Jesse: I'll teach that bitch!
Jesse continues pouring the gasoline all over the house, he stops when he hears a gun click.
Jesse turns around and sees Hank and Gomez pointing their guns at him.
Hank: Jesse, don't. I know what Walt did was bad, but burning down his house isn't gonna solve anything.
Randy pops out of the corner.
Randy: Hi Jesse!
Jesse: What do you want?
Hank: There's an alternative.
Jesse: What is it?
Hank: We were looking for a note that has evidence against Walter White and we were wondering where it is.
Randy: I left my note in the bathroom but it wasn't there.
Jesse: That was your note?
Jesse pulls a scrunched up piece of paper out of his pocket and throws it to Randy.
Randy catches it.
Randy unravels the paper.
Randy: Yup, this is mine.
Randy hands Hank the paper.
Hank starts to read it.
Hank: This isn't enough. It would look like a crazy person wrote this.
Gomez: But Jesse and Walt work with each other, so chances are he might have evidence against Walt.
Hank: And if you do, we can reduce your prison sentence to a minimum. Does that sound good?
Jesse takes a moment to think.
Jesse: I'm in bitch.
Hank: Great. And I don't think you should burn this house down. It's a nice house. I think me and my wife sh-
Suddenly the sound of a match being lit was heard.
They turn to see Randy about to drop the match.
Hank: Randy!
Randy: Oh. We aren't gonna burn it?
Hank: No!
Later.
In the van.
Hank: Are we clear about the plan?
Jesse: Yeah. Completely flawless yo.
Randy: Totally. Let me call Towelie, I better tell him where we're going.
Hank: Gomez, get going.
The van starts to drive away, but the van was unknowingly being followed by a car.
Meanwhile.
Walt was driving his car to Tegridy Farms.
Walt makes it to Tegridy Farms.
Walt knocks on the door and Huell answered.
Huell: Yeah?
Walter: Huell? What are you doing here?
Huell: Undercover op.
Walter: Where's Randy? Never mind I know he's working for Hank. I'm here for Towelie.
Huell: He and Todd went to some location that's in the middle of fuck all.
Walter: Todd? Todd who?
Suddenly Walt's phone started ringing.
Walter: Hello?
Jesse: I got your money bitch. And me and Randy are gonna burn it. So get over there quickly. I'll text you the coordinates.
The phone hangs up and Walt here's a text ringtone and starts reading the text.
Huell looks over Walt to look at the text.
Huell: That's the location Towelie and Todd are heading.
Walt stares at Huell in fear.
Huell: And by that face, them guys are gonna be in deep shit.
Later.
Walter was driving in his car as fast as he could to the location.
All of a sudden the car broke down.
Walter: Shit! No!
Walt starts hitting the car to try and make it start.
Walter: Fuck!
Walter gets out of the car and starts running.
Walter makes it to the location and sees Randy and Jesse about to burn the money that was stored in a barrel.
Randy: Hi bitch!
Jesse: No, that's my thing.
Randy: Oh yeah I forgot.
Walter: The money isn't important right n-
Suddenly the sound of a gun being clocked was heard.
Gomez: Put your hands up.
Walter puts his hand up.
Hank: Hi Walt. It's been a while.
Walter: Hank. But-
Hank: Me and Gomez went rogue to find you. And now we did. It's about time you got in that car so we can drive you to Albuquerque to stand trial. We got all the evidence we need.
Walter: Listen to me you're in-
Gomez pistol whips Walt.
Hank: Gomez! We're supposed to arrest him, not kill him.
Hank puts the handcuffs on Walt.
Hank and Gomez take Walt to the car and put him in.
Hank and Gomez walk up to Jesse and Randy.
Gomez: Well done Randy.
Randy shakes both Hank and Gomez hands.
Hank: You too Jesse. But you still have to stand trial in Albuquerque along with Walt.
Jesse: I understand. Just as long as Mr White gets what he deserves.
Suddenly the sound of something coming from the distance was heard.
Hank, Gomez, Jesse and Randy notice 3 cars heading their way.
Gomez: What is this? Backup?
Hank: If it was backup I would've told you and given them our location.
The 3 cars park up and about 12 men exited the vehicles. Including Towelie.
Hank and Gomez stare at the vehicles confused.
Jesse: No.
Hank: Who are these assholes?
Towelie: Hey Randy!
Jesse examines the men and notices Todd.
Jesse: Get down!
The 12 men pulled guns out of their pockets and start shooting at Mike and Gomez.
Mike and Gomez pulled their guns out of their pockets and start shooting back.
Randy and Jesse hid behind a nearby rock.
Whilst Walt was laying on the back seat to hopefully miss the gunfire.
The shootout continued whilst Towelie just watches the whole ordeal while smoking a joint.
Towelie: Keep it down! I'm trying to get high!