A Space Core references in this one. (Also other space-related stuff plus an eighties power ballad.)


Aaron was generally relaxing, he was trying to get his mind off some stuff. Like the fact that his father still hasn't been caught or the fact that a platypus egg he took care of hatched and had to be sent back to its land of origin.

He suddenly felt his face being poked by something, darted his eyes over to see Space Kid holding a rocket ship.

"Space Kid, the fuck are you doing?" Aaron asked annoyed

"Trying to land on you." Space Kid said simply

"...Why?" Aaron asked with a fake smile in a sickly sweet tone

"Your pale as the moon, you're perfect for it." Space Kid said, smiling like a little kid

Aaron sighed heavily as his eye twitched a little, he slowly turned his head toward Space Kid, his eyes having a murderous glint in them as he had a very fake smile on his face.

Which was not even noticed... unfortunately.

"...I'm gonna give you the count of three to please stop or else a window nearby will be broken and causes someone's brain to boil and unlike a certain song. THEY WILL NOT BE HAVING A GOOD TIME." Aaron said angry look building on his face

Space Kid looked around the room and then at him (who was starting to get VERY annoyed at Space Kid).

"By what and who?" Space Kid asked confused

"...Take a motherfucking guess. I'm looking at him with a glare that's pretty obvious I'm REALLY not in the mood for this shit and would rather prefer he burned in space." Aaron hissed with a vein starting to be defined on his head

David came over and noticed this event that was going on.

"Now Aaron, he's just wanting to play." He said

"...David." Aaron simply said, his voice not filled with anger anymore

"Wha-"

"Some people don't want to play right now and SOME people just want to relax, and SOME PEOPLE just want to get their minds off the fact their father is out of jail and is currently hunting him down. SOME PEOPLE just want to get their minds off the fact they lost something they raised and got attached to thus causing them to feel a bit bad about themselves not being in a suitable area to take care of it. HINT HINT!" Aaron said through clenched teeth

David then realized what he was talking about, he sighed.

"Right, well he just likes space." He said simply

"Yeah, the brochure said I would go to space." Space Kid said happily

Aaron then looked at him very confused at what he just said.

"Wait, I thought that they just teach you space stuff?" He said raising an eyebrow

"Yeah, it says I'll go to SPAAACCEEEEEEE! Right on here." Space Kid said as he pulled out a brochure

Aaron looked over the brochure, he then had a look of mild surprise on his face.

"Huh, would you look at that. It says it right there or your money back or even double. It even says that it will be recorded." Aaron said holding out the brochure to David

He grabbed the brochure and read it over, his eyes widened.

It said all of that, nearly word for word.

"Oh... uh oh." David said realizing what this means

Later

Aaron face-palmed at what David suggested as the other campers were building something.

"David, I know I'm not an adult or hell even a teenager but even I know that faking this entire thing is a stupid idea just like the very same theory based off this." He said

"I know but we have no choice!" David said a bit frantic

"Who the hell even has something like that?" Max said reading the brochure

"Sounds like an intentional design flaw." Neil said thinking about the whole thing

"Yeah, like someone wanted to sabotage this whole thing on purpose." Nikki said a bit weirded out by it

Aaron sighed loudly as he grabbed a hammer and a couple of nails.

He knew how to build things thanks to his step-dad.

"Nonetheless, we're gonna have to fix this issue somehow or else we'll have a legal team on this camp's ass. I know how much press release will occur, a lot I can tell you that much." Aaron said with a small sigh

"I'd rather we just stop him from not chilling out about space." Max said with a grumble

Aaron tapped his foot in thought, he then snapped his fingers.

"I've got an idea." He said

Aaron walked over to Space Kid, he sighed.

"Space Kid, listen. When you come back from space, please relax about it." He said

After a few moments of silence and looking at each other, Space Kid said this

"Okay."

"I know it will be- Wait what?" Aaron said surprised

"I said okay, I mean... I was excited but after I'm done, I probably will be happy with life. I accomplished my dream." Space Kid said with a smile

Aaron blinked at this, he did not expect that response at all.

"Huh, well... good talk then." He said walking away

He walked back to the others, Max raising an eyebrow.

"So?" He said

"He is gonna chill out, that was his plan this whole time." Aaron said

Max, Nikki, and Neil all blinked in suprise, they weren't really expecting that either. They were expecting the worst in all honesty since this is Space Kid they are talking about.

The guy's kind of... what's the word? A dumbass? Yeah, a dumbass.

"Oh... well I guess we've got nothing to worry about." Neil said mildily surprised

"Yeah. Let's do this thing!" Nikki said excited

Aaron nodded and they got to work on making a fake moon landing so they don't get sued by Space Kids parents... that sounds really weird when you say it out loud and out of context.

Four hours later

Aaron had seen Space Kid get his launch, explore a surprisingly well-made moon, and have fun.

He looked at David and Gwen as they celebrated their success, he sighed.

"Well, looks like we've made to space... alright." Aaron said with a small tired nod

He then walked away, knowing he did his job of making sure this whole thing wasn't fucked up.

He even set up the camera, so all well that end's well.


That's it for this chapter.

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