BACK IN ROYAL WOODS...

(Lincoln is in his room, looking through some comics.)

Lincoln: (sighs) "These are the same comics I've had." (tosses it away) "Maybe I'll see what Clyde's up to. Haven't talked to him in a while."

(Lincoln pulls out his walkie-talkie to talk to his best friend.)

Clyde: "Hey, Lincoln. What's up, buddy?"

Lincoln: "I'm just feeling a little bored, pal. What are you doing?"

Clyde: "Nothing. Just hanging with my dads. How's Lori?"

Lincoln: "She's fine, Clyde."

Clyde: "You sure she doesn't need my company?"

Lincoln: "One, she's six years older than you, and two, she's already in a relationship with Bobby."

Clyde: "Dang it…"

Lincoln: "Besides, there's plenty of other fish in the sea."

Clyde: "I guess that's true, buddy. So, are you feeling okay after that Pingrey stunt last year?"

Lincoln: "I'm fine, Clyde. I'm not worried at all."

Clyde: "But she and her aunt got away. They could come back soon."

Lincoln: "True, but Lisa built a device that made a force field around the house, so we're protected from any bad intruders."

Clyde: "That's great, buddy! But what about when you're not at home?"

Lincoln: "Yep, and when you got ten sisters who look out for their only brother, you know they always come through."

Clyde: "Good for you. See ya at school tomorrow."

Lincoln: "See ya, dude." (hangs up) "Hopefully, tomorrow will be better than Friday. I'm gonna see what Luna's up to."

(Lincoln exits his room to go to Luna and Luan's room.)

Luna: "Hey, lil' bro. What's the haps?"

Lincoln: "It's nothing. School's tomorrow, and I need some pointers on what to say to Girl Jordan and/or Stella."

Luna: "In that case… Have a seat. Let me throw down some tips on ya, dude."

Lincoln (sits in bean bag next to Luna) "Okay, shoot."

Luna: "First thing you gotta do is set the mood… And at the right moment, you tell her how you feel."

Lincoln: "That's good. But which girl should I talk to?"

Luna: "Go with the one you know the best. And if you can't decide, just go with both of them."

Lincoln: "Wow, thanks, Luna. That's some great advice. But what if I upset one girl by going out with the other?"

Luna: "Hmm.. then tell her that there's nothing to get upset about, and tell them you're still her friend."

Lincoln: "And if she doesn't want to be friend zoned?"

Luna: "Then…" (scratches her head) "Dunno what to tell ya."

Lincoln: "I'll see if Lori has anything. No offense, Luna."

Luna: "None taken, dude. Go for it." (ruffles Lincoln's hair)

(Lincoln knocks on Lori's door.)

Lori: "Come on in."

Lincoln: (enters) "Lori, can I ask you something?

Lori: "Sure."

Lincoln: "So, I've been talking with Luna about dating, and I want to hear what you have to say."

Lori: (gasps) "Say no more."

(Lori grabs Lincoln and sets him on her bed.)

Lori: "One of the first things you need to know about dating is who your crush is."

Lincoln "Okay, I got Girl Jordan and Stella."

Lori: "Good start. Then, when you approach them, try and get to know them on a personal level."

Lincoln: "That's pretty good too."

Lori: "Next, get on their good side, as well as their family's."

Lincoln: "That's important. You have to know that their parents are accepting of a relationship."

Lori: "Then, make them feel important, and most of all, loved."

Lincoln: "Does that include trying to go for a kiss as well?"

Lori: "Yeah, but it has to be done when it's special for both of you."

Lincoln: "Yeah… both of us."

Lori: "Finally, seal the deal and ask if they want you as their boyfriend."

Lincoln: "Perfect! Thanks, Lori."

Lori: "Any time, Linc."

Lincoln: "I'll start tomorrow at school."

Lori: "Great."

Luna: (shows up) "Pretty rockin'."

Lincoln: "The bad news is, I'm still probably a laughingstock at school."

Lori: "Oh, yeah. But whatever people say about you, don't let them rain on your parade."

Lincoln: "Okay. Hey, you guys wanna help me prank Luan back?"

Luna: "You bet!"

(It cuts to Luan walking downstairs to the kitchen to get a drink. In the kitchen, Lincoln, wearing a hockey mask and holding a steak knife, is with Lori and Luna.)

Lori: "Are you sure this is gonna work, little bro?"

Lincoln: "Positive."

Luna: "Dudes, she's coming. Take cover."

(Luna and Lori both hide behind the door that leads to the basement. Luan walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge. She takes out a juice box and at that moment… Lincoln pops up and growls at his older sister.)

Luan: "Hey, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (deadpan) "Dang it…"

Luan: "Jumpscares don't work on me."

(Then, Lori and Luna slam two pies on each side of Luan's head.)

Luna: "That was just the bait..."

Luan: (tastes the pie) "What kind of pie is this?"

Lori: "Mix of blueberry and rhubarb."

Luan: "Why those two?"

Luna: "Aren't you allergic to rhubarb?"

Luan: "No. That's Lana."

Lori: "We still got ya, so that's still a win in our book."

Luan: "Technically, I wasn't scared at all."

Lucy: (pops up) "What's with the pie?"

(Luan screams.)

Lincoln: "And there it is."

Luan: "Oh, well. You got me. Sorry for scaring you twice."

Lincoln: "It's alright. Sorry about the pie."

Luan: "Yeah, I deserve it."

Lana: (shows up) "Hey, guys!" (sees the pie) "Oh, pie!" (eats some of the pie)

Luna: (gasps) "WAIT! LANA, NO!"

(Lana's face puffs up from digesting the rhubarb pie.)

Lincoln:"I'll get an allergy pen." (dashes off)

BACK IN KALAMAZOO...

(Carol is in the Hummer with Connie, as they're driving about town.)

Connie: "Okay, so the next one is Sally."

Carol: "Oh, I remember her. She was the one who came up with how to enhance the milk."

Connie: "Correct, Carol, and with the location Carly gave me, she must be around here in the city. "

(When they're stopped by a red light, Carol sees on the end of the sidewalk a busty Hawaiian woman with multi-colored hair braids.)

Carol: "Is that Sally there?"

Connie: (looks to the right) "Yep, that's her."

Carol: "Let's go get her!" (whistles to Sally) "Hey, over here!"

(Sally takes notice of Carol.)

Sally: "Is that you, sweetie?

Carol: "The one and only…"

Sally: (to Connie) "Leader, you returned!"

Connie: "Yeah. Come on in."

(Sally gets into the back seat of the Hummer.)

Connie: "Now we need to find the other three."

Sally: "Darla is still working in the black market, and she's mostly seen near the beach."

Connie: "That Darla... Always keeping things alive and well…"

(Once the light turns green, Connie drives to the pier.)

Sally: "And I'm sure that Darla can give you the whereabouts of both Rosie and Ava."

Carol: "What have you been up to, Sally?"

Sally: "Well, I've been doing a bunch of odd jobs, lately… The best paying one being selling my body out."

Connie: "So, you're one of those street hoes..."

Sally: "Exactly…"

Connie: "What a fuckin' degrading job…"

Sally: "Hey, what was I supposed to do, while you were in prison for the last six years?"

Connie: "Anyway, we're pulling up at the town pier."

(Connie parks the Hummer near the pier.)

Sally: "Darla should be underneath the boardwalk."

(The three of them walk out of the Hummer to approach the stairs next to the boardwalk.)

Sally: "The black market has her selling stuff like coke and weed in secret."

Carol: "Why isn't marijuana illegal in the U.S?"

Sally: "I'm trying to figure that out, too."

(A curvaceous black woman with raven-colored hair steps out from between the boardwalk's support beams.)

???: "What do you want?"

Connie: "Hey, Darla. We were wondering if you wanted to join in getting the band back together."

Darla: "Really? But I'm fine here."

Carol: "But wouldn't you rather have fun with little boys again than stand under a bridge all day long?"

Darla: "Hmm, business is getting slow these days… So, I'll do it!"

Connie: "Splendid. Now, follow us."

(Darla follows Connie and co. to the Hummer.)

Connie: "Now, two more members, and our milk maid scheme is revitalized!"

Carol: "Any news on Rosie or Ava?"

Darla: "Rosie's at a strip club, and Ava's at a casino."

Connie: "Okay, to the gentlemen's club! What's it called?"

Darla: "Kally Girls."

Connie: "Okay."

(Connie drives the Hummer to Kally Girls. The group go inside.)

Carol: "Whoa."

(There are strippers everywhere, doing lap dances on poles and near men in skimpy bikinis.)

Carol: "Which one is Rosie?"

(In the center of the club, an Australian woman with long blonde pigtails takes off her entire bikini and swings around a pole, parading her nude assets to her audience.)

Darla: "There she is. As kinky as ever."

(Darla and co. approach the stage Rosie is on.)

Connie: "Yoo-hoo! Rosie!"

Rosie: "No way."

(Rosie puts her bra and panties on, and meets up with Connie,)

Rosie: "It's been forever!"

Connie: (gives her a paper) "After your shift, meet us at these coordinates. Wouldn't wanna keep the boys here with blue balls."

Rosie: "I wouldn't."

Connie: "Five down, one to go..."