We open to Huell making some weed with Kuby and Todd.
Towelie entered the room.
Towelie: Hey Huell, Kuby, Todd can you come over here?
Huell: Sure.
Huell, Kuby and Todd follow Towelie.
(A/N: This is set around the same time as Secrets).
Towelie: I wanna show you something that I've been working on with a partner of mine.
Towelie opens the door and revealing something that glows right in Huell, Kuby and Todd's faces.
Kuby: Where is that orange glow coming from?
Towelie: Sorry, I left it in there for dramatic effect.
Towelie turns off the glow and reveals to them a pile of weed.
Todd: Weed?
Towelie: It's not just weed, it's weed and blue sky.
Huell, Kuby and Todd were surprised.
Kuby: Does Marsh know about this?
Towelie: Not really. Neither does Walt. My partner is Jesse. We made this product so Randy and Walt could end their rivalry. We sold a shit ton of the product for a couple of weeks and it's been making a lot of money.
Todd: What's the name of weed?
Towelie: Me and Jesse called it Tegridy Blue Sky.
Everyone was staring at Towelie with shock on their faces.
Huell: So we're making this?
Towelie: That's goddam right.
Later.
Huell, Kuby, Towelie and Todd were making the Tegridy Blue Sky.
Huell: Having a break here boss.
Towelie: Don't talk to me like I'm some hard ass. And I will allow you to have your break.
Huell exited the room and pulled his phone out of his pocket and started dialling.
Huell:...Hi Saul...Me, Kuby, Todd and Towelie are making some kind of special weed...it's a weed mixed in with Blue Sky.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Sharon Marsh
Dean Norris
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
Present.
Walter was still lying on the back seat in the car.
The gunfight had stopped, but Walt wasn't so sure if he should try to pull himself up.
Suddenly the car door opened and two guys grabbed Walt.
They stood him up right next to Randy, Towelie and Jesse.
Randy: Friends of yours Walt?
Walter: Friends? They aren't my friends. They were acquaintances.
A middle aged man with a neck tattoo of a Swastika on the right side of his neck, approaches the four.
Man: Well, well, well. The men of the hour.
Randy: Who are you?
Man: Where are my manners? My name is Jack Welker. Have you met my nephew Todd?
Todd waved at Randy, Walter, Towelie and Jesse.
Jack: Do you have any idea who we are?
Towelie: Uh...the cast of Sons of Anarchy?
Jack and his crew laughed.
Jack: You think you're funny don't you?
Randy: Who are you anyway?
Jesse: They're neo nazis.
Randy: Aww shit!
Jack: Yes "Aww shit". Didn't the neck tattoo give you a clue?
Suddenly a hand grabbed Jack by the leg.
Jack kicked the hand off of him.
Jack: You're still alive?
Hank: Damn straight. You killed Gomez you son of a bitch.
Randy, Walter, Towelie and Jesse see the body of Gomez.
Randy: Aww! Not Gomez, everyone liked him.
Towelie: He looked like a buzzkill.
Jack: Three shots to the leg and you're still breathing.
Jack chuckled.
Jack: You are one stupid cop.
Walter: Jack. I've got a lot of money. Let him live.
Jack: And why should I? He's just a stupid fed.
Walter: He's my brother-in-law.
Jack: This fed?
Randy: So wait, the Hank who was chasing Walt is Hank, his brother-in law? I thought them two weren't the same person.
Walter: Yes. I have a lot of money Jack, I could give you money. Just let him live.
Jack: Sounds tempting, what do you think fed?
Hank: My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck your self.
Neo Nazis: OOOOOOOOOOO!
Towelie: Badass son of a bitch.
Walter: Hank! What are you doing?! He's gonna kill you!
Hank: What do you want me to do Walt? Beg? Walt, you're the smartest guy I ever met and you're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago.
Walter: Hank. No.
Randy: Hey Jack, I have more money than Walt and maybe I c-
Hank: Randy Marsh. You can shut up. Like I said, he made up his mind 10 minutes ago.
Walter had a tear fall down his face.
Walter: Hank! Please.
Hank: Do what you gotta do.
Suddenly Jack shot Hank in the head killing him.
Walter stares on in shock and sadness.
Walter falls to the ground crying.
Randy: NOOOOOOOOO! Everybody liked him.
Jack: Now. Take the two creators away.
Randy: You can take me as prisoner but you will never take m-
The neo Nazis grabbed Towelie and Jesse instead.
Randy: Hey! Why aren't you taking me?
Jack: Because you weren't the one who created Tegridy Blue Sky.
Walter: What?
Randy: Towelie?
Towelie: Ok. On the first day we met Walt, I stole a bit of Blue Sky from him. And I mixed it in with the weed and it was greatest high in my life. I told Jesse a few days later and than that's when we decided to do this as a way to make your rivalry with Walt end. I'm sorry Randy.
Jack uncuffed Walt and Randy.
Jack: I'll give you two half an hour to leave this mountain town. And when you do, I want you two to never return. Or we'll kill you.
Jesse: NO! NO!
Walt was walking up to Jesse, but Jack stopped him.
Jack: Try and rescue him or the towel-
Towelie: You're a towel.
Jack: (Sighed) Point is Walt, we'll kill you if you try to rescue them two.
Jack got in his car.
Jesse: NO! No! No!
The nazis dragged Jesse and Towelie into the vehicle.
Jack: Todd, you coming?
Todd: Hold on.
Todd approached Randy.
Todd: And FYI, I blew up the courthouse that day and I sent you that anonymous text. I didn't want you to get sued or go to prison. I'm pretty much a big fan of your product.
Todd entered the car.
Walt couldn't help but stare at Hank's body.
Walter: I'm sorry Hank.
Walter used his hand to close Hank's eyes.
Randy: This is your fault.
Walter: How is this my fault?
Randy: If you didn't show up in South Park than I wouldn't be in this mess.
Walter: My fault? If you didn't overreact over me beating you than you wouldn't have messed with Tuco, messed with Gus and Hank would've still been alive!
Randy: Ok the first two are understandable, but how is Hank's death my fault?
Walter: Because you hired Todd to work for you!
Randy: How was I supposed to know he was a Neo Nazi?!
Walter grabbed Randy by the head and forced him to look at Hank's body.
Walter: Look at this! Look at this!
Randy punches Walt and Walt lets go of Randy.
Walter tackles Randy and starts to punch him repeatedly.
Randy kicked Walt off of him.
Randy grabbed the gun that was right beside Hank's corpse.
Randy aimed the gun at Walt.
Walter: Are you gonna kill me?
Randy: Maybe.
Randy was about to pull the trigger until a gunshot was heard and the bullet hit the ground beside Randy's foot.
Randy: What the f-
Suddenly another gunshot was heard and the bullet hit the gun out of Randy's hand.
Randy: Aww shit!
Walter: Run!
The person who was firing the gun was Mike, who was on a mountain and was using a sniper.
He was aiming his sniper for Randy.
Mike: Hold still you son of a bitch.
Meanwhile.
Randy and Walt hid behind a rock.
Randy: Can he see us?
But Mike had his sight on Randy.
Mike: Oh I see you, you son of a bitch. This is for my niece.
Mike was about to pull the trigger, but he stopped himself.
Mike lies in his sniper position thinking.
Mike: I'm sorry Deborah.
Mike packed up his sniper rifle and started to make his way off the mountain.
Meanwhile Walt and Randy was listening out to see if the shooting stopped.
Randy: I think it stopped.
Walt and Randy exited the rock.
Randy: Ha! Pussy!
Randy was doing a celebratory dance.
Walter: Randy! We need to get out of here.
Randy: Where will we go?
Walter: I say we drive to Albuquerque. There's somebody in Albuquerque named Ed. He can help me give me a new life.
Randy: What about me?
Walter: Maybe you could live in Albuquerque.
Randy: What?! It's a shithole!
Walter: There's only one car and you're my ride.
Randy: Fine. I'm scared what you might do to me anyway.
Walter does a punching motion to Randy.
Randy flinched.
Walter: You flinched.
Meanwhile.
Testaburger residence.
Sean, Wendy, Stan, Sharon and Shelly were mourning the loss of Deborah.
Sean: When did you learn Mike was a killer?
Wendy sighed.
Wendy: He told me after he saved Stan's life from those scary hitmen. I might've figured after he killed one of them.
Sean: I knew Mike could've been bad, but I didn't know he was that bad.
Mike: I know I was.
Everyone gasped to see Mike standing in the kitchen.
Sean: Mike?
Sharon: Did you kill Randy?
Mike: I had a change of heart.
Stan: What?!
Shelly: My Dad deserved to die!
Mike: I know he did, but-
Sean: But what?! Because of him my wife is dead!
Mike: I couldn't pull the trigger because I made a promise!
Sharon: Promise?
Mike: Before Deborah died I made a promise I'd take care of you and when I had Randy Marsh in my sights I couldn't do it because I heard Deborah telling me to take care of Sean and Wendy. So I couldn't do it. I'm sorry if that was disappointing.
Stan: What did you do with my Dad?
Mike: I think he's leaving. And I think he and Walt killed two guys.
Everyone gasped.
Shelly: Two guys?
Mike: I don't know who they were, but they looked like the kind of people everyone liked.
Sharon: Oh.
Sean: What about money? Deborah made more than me.
Saul showed up behind the corner.
Saul: Maybe this might help.
Mike: This is my lawyer Saul Goodman. Why were you hiding behind the corner?
Saul: Dramatic effect.
Sean: How can you help us?
Saul: Well, here's a secret.
Saul handed Sean a will.
Saul: It was Gus' will. He didn't want to give his money out to anybody, but I hired a guy to do a little bit of forgery.
Shelly: Isn't that illegal?
Saul: It's South Park. Everything we do is illegal.
Meanwhile.
Jesse and Towelie were led into a room by the neo Nazis.
Neo Nazi: This is where you two will be making the Tegridy Blue Sky.
Towelie: Will I get room service?
Later.
Towelie and Jesse had chains wrapped around their legs so they couldn't escape.
Jesse was scared but Towelie was kind of chilled about it.
Towelie: I don't know, this might be fun. As long as I get payed in weed.
Neo Nazi: Actually you won't
Towelie: What?
Neo Nazi: We're not gonna pay you with weed. You're in chains, that means you're our slave and you're not getting payed.
Towelie falls to his knees.
Towelie: NOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile.
Walt and Randy made it to Albuquerque.
The car parked up outside a vacuum cleaner store.
Randy: This is the guy? A vacuum cleaner salesman?
Walter: That's what I've heard.
Walt was about to exit the car until he heard a gun clicking.
Randy: Don't think I'm done with you.
Walter was about to escape until Randy locked the car from the inside.
Walter: Randy, I think you're making a mistake.
Randy: I don't know. Am I? I got into this mess because of you. And I will kill you before you exit that car.
Walter: What will you do after you kill me?
Randy: Have a new life knowing that you're dead.
Walter: There's a problem Randy-
Randy: Shut up!
Randy pulled the trigger and there was nothing.
Walter: While you were at the bathroom two hours away from our destination.
Walter fired two shots at Randy's leg.
Randy: AAAAHHHH!
Walter: I switched your gun with mine.
Walter reaches over to Randy's side and presses the button that unlocks the car.
Walter: There's two options Marsh, chase me and you bleed to death or you find somewhere where you'll be taken to a nearby hospital.
Walter exited the car.
Randy was holding onto his leg to try and stop the bleeding.
Randy: Fuck...you.