Great news, guys! We're almost at 100 reviews! *yayy*
Also Great News: CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS IS HAPPENING ON THE CW RIGHT NOW! Seriously, it is so amazing the very first Crisis Crossover is finally being adapted for the silver screen, and three episodes in, everything is great!
Guest Reviews:
AGrapeWithNoSoul: "AT Man, Iron Machinery and Captain Anarchy sound like knockoff action figures manufactured to confuse the present-buying grandparents of young Avengers fans.
Sorcerer Supremo just sounds like a sandwich." Indeed. Perhaps xxMoonlitexx doesn't realize that copyright laws don't apply to fanfiction?
Aitty: "THE SORCERER SUPREMO! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY MEAL FROM TACO BELL!" It comes with a choice of sides: gonorrhea or clostridium perfringens.
Guest: "I wonder if the Sorcerer Supremo comes with some Tekeela if you're over 21?" Screw Bucky/Falcon, let's see Marvel make a buddy cop series about that!
18...I Go to Kamel Toj
Quickly I ran by some mountains, they were asian The Evvaverse! Where even mountains can be racist! an very cold with some snow so a weakish human would in like 2 mins Actually, hypothermia usually takes at least a half hour to kill you. but I was a ice giant & also a powerful mutent so it didnt hurt me at all, I acutely liked teh cold. Oh thank God. I was so scared she'd say "teh cold didnt bother me anyway". Also I ripped off my coat an it blewed away like in Frozen exept more bad ass. *groan* Nevermind. Also I had bear feet but I was empervous to the coldness. Look, bears are impressive animals, but even their limbs get cold on the Himalayan mountains!
Suddently a place apparated, I knew the wisdom of ice giants The race that trusted Loki as their mole .& mutents Professor X is a mutant. Nuff said. that this was Kamal Toj, Wait, does she seriously think it's spelled like that?! She knows it sounds like a dirty word, right?! a asian place with much magicks. There was a door with a mystick eye rune. I kicked down teh door because I was too dumb to know how to open it an stided there alll bad ass You got the second part right... "Learn me the magicks" I damanded. WTF even is this syntax?!
There was 1 bald lady but she wasnt hot so therefor she will automatically be obstructive at best and evil at worst and xxMoonlitexx will utterly sodomize her characterization and she was bald, also she was drinkin tea. "Why" She snided.
"So I can fuffil my destany an become the Sorcererer Supremo" I explaned Since when is that your destiny?! Your destiny was to be "the key" or whatever during the Convergence! It's over now, so you have no destiny! "Now learn me this magicks"
Suddenly a black guy walked in, he had a very bad ass clothes an some cool swords but he was lookin angry at me "Thou mustard Ecch. I hate mustard. show respecks to teh Axient 1" He yelled. Axient 1? It sounds like an energy drink...
I looked closefully at this bald women "Maybe you dont know this but...shes acutely workin for DOrmanmo" Ok, A) She's not, she's just siphoning off his power and B) How would you know?!
'Yeah rite" Said the guy & I knew suddenly his name was Carl Mordo Oh right, your Sue Powers but ppl only said Mordo cause Carl sux (well sorry if your name is Carl but this is how it is Advise: change ur name to Kylo instead caust this sounds more evil Why would anybody want to be named after that whiny, pimply crybaby?! Just stick with Carl, guys, its the lesser of the two evils.)
"Ill proove it" I said, I garbbed a book from the shelf an used my mutent power to read it all in like 6 seconds Your mutant power is shapeshifting, not super speed! I think you mean your Sue Power., instently I knew the magick arts. If that was all it took to become a master sorcerer why even go to Kamar Taj in the first place?I wafed my hands majestly and a portel apparated in front of me, it was...Dormommo! Also the dark dimmensions. I kicked teh Anxient 1 threw this portel. Seriously?! How does murdering a woman in broad daylight prove her guilt?! You're the one in league with Dormammu! Also her tea,as well. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE TEA! *SOB*
"Omg your rite" A tear exploted from Mordos eye "She bertrayed us all" WHAT. THE HELL. WERE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?! EVVA MURDERED HER. THE ANCIENT ONE DIDN'T BETRAY JACKSHIT, THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
"Your fuking rite" I agreed sensatively.
"Well now theres only 1 problem here...we need a new Sorcorer Supremo" Said Mordo confussedly "Who can it be"
"Obviously its Doctor Stran- me" I explaned to him, I got a 'sing ring' and some bad add robes to be like the Anxient 1 exept tjese werent fuking yellow. Guess what color they were...not fuking yellow. They were black like a midnite star but even mystickal. The Ancient One was awesome in yellow. She looked like the Last Airbender. You look like a poser Sith. Also a cloak of leviaton exept this was also black with 2 silber lisps an ripped edges. The whole thing that makes mystical artifacts cool is that they're unique! It's not fun anymoe if everyone has a Cloak of Levitation! Also a magick sword like a katanna but better. Also: way to be derivative. If you're going to copy literally everything about Doctor Strange, might I suggest you grow yourself a beard, just to complete the look?
"Noe you rule all 3 sactums" Explaned Mordo Oh God, an xxMoonlitexx protagonist has been given power! She's going to murder everyone with lightening bolts again, isn't she?! "But theres 1 other problem, theres a fuking idiot called Keesilias *sigh* Well, at least she's trying to spell it right., hes trying to bring Dormomu & the 'dark damensions' to earth and you killed our only hope of stopping him, plus you opened up a portal for them, so, great going there so we must kill him before it happens ok" He showed me a photo of a guyWait, Mordo, are you just carryinga glossy photo of Caecilius everywhere with you? Oooh, someone has a crush! an this guy had sick eyes with some peely edges like a racoon but a racoon of death. Rocket: You called?
"Where is he" I asked.
"Hes in the nyc city sactum rite now" Explaned Mordo.
"Good" I said How is that good?!, I made a portel in the air an then I bustered through it. Now I was...in the nyc city santum!
Keesilias was standin there on a evil shape with some other ppl, these were his minons the zelts Again, totally just an energy drink. and they also had peeled eyes as well. Keesilias was readin some words of evil from a evil book. "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
"Stop rite now" I yelled. "Don't you know that everytime someone reads twilight a were-kitten dies?!"
"Who are you" said Keesilias askfully.
"I am...the Sorcerer Supremo. I cost $2.99, sides included." I pornounced *snigger* majestly "Bitch"
"No wait" Said a voice, it was a stranger guy with a red cape like mine but less cool Um, is your cape sentient? I didn't think so., also a beard like Tony Stark but it was not Tony Stork, it was his Awesome Facial Hair Buddy...Docter Strange!
"Why" I said.
"Cause I am...the Sorcerer Supremo" He said sarcastickally an also a little brittishly but not really brittish like Loki. *that moment when BenneyBoop CumberBop's American accent is so bad even xxMoonlitexx doesn't buy it*
"No you fuking arent" I explaned with calmfulness. I have yet to hear a person calmly say the f-word in real life. I feel like its legit physically impossible.
"Um do u know who I am, Im Docter Strange" He said bragly. "My name's the movie title!"
"You mean taht guy who was textin & driving" I snided "If u cant drive a fuking car you be the Sorcerer supremo, its common logic ok" She has a point...
"Ok I see theres only 1 way to decided this" Said Docter Strange "We will have...a magick dule"
"Ok" I said cause I knew I would porbably win, spoilers alert. If you're not going to even pretend there's tension here, why should I pretend to read?
"Keesilias you can be teh judge, stand there an dont finnish the evil spell until one of us wins ok" Said Docter Strange wisely. You're letting the evil guy judge you?!
"Ok fine" Said Keesilias "But this has to be quick cause I have to summun Dormonmu" Keesilias is literally the most polite supervillain I've ever seen!
"Good now lets fight I said.
*cue Mortal Kombat theme*
Black Panther- Wakanda Forever! Black Panther is a really good movie with a lot of hype. It's got fantastic cast, an engaging plot, a complex villain and probably the coolest set in the MCU's Earth... and yet, I still feel like there's something missing... oh yeah! A good climax! The action scenes in this movie are hit or miss. Most of the stuff in the Panther suit is as generic as you can get, but the fights by the waterfall are really tense and entertaining! The climactic battle on Wakanda, with the CGI Rhinos and really fake catfight such, feels just a little cheap. The slow moment after said catfight, where Kilmonger says his final words, the camera barely moves, and the whole thing is lit by a beautiful sunset? Perfect.