I did say there'd be more, didn't I?
Bonus 1: NERV Gets Juiced - The Soundtrack
*Coming soon to a YouTube playlist near you.*
**Probably non-existent.
1. "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" - Harry Belafonte (Burgess/Attaway) 3:02
2. "The Stripper" - David Rose and His Orchestra (Rose) 1:57
3. "Spanish Flea" - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass (Wechter) 2:06
4. "A Fifth of Beethoven" - Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band (Beethoven/Murphy) 3:02
5. "That's Amore" - Dean Martin (Warren/Brooks) 3:05
6. "Theme from 'Shaft'" - Ryan Bartley, Stephanie McKeon, Abby Trott (Hayes) 3:15**
7. "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty" - KC and the Sunshine Band (Casey/Finch) 3:07
8. "It's Not Unusual" - Tom Jones (Reed/Mills) 2:03
9. "Proud Mary" - Ike and Tina Turner (Fogerty) 3:15
10. "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" - William Shatner (Lennon/McCartney) 2:57
11. "King Tut" - Steve Martin and the Toot Uncommons (Martin) 2:10
12. "Jet Alone Theme Song (parody of 'Dolemite') - Craig Robinson (Taylor) 1:19**
13. "Hip to Be Square" - Huey Lewis and the News (Gibson/Hopper/Lewis) 4:01
14. "I Am Very Glad, as I'm Finally Returning Back Home" - Eduard Khil (?) 2:42
15. "Kool Kat Walk" - Julee Cruise (Lynch/Badalamenti) 6:24
16. "U Can't Touch This" - M.C. Hammer (Burrell/James/Miller) 4:16
17. "Misato's Pantry (A Cruel Angel's Polka)" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Oikawa/Satō/Ōmori) 4:05**
18. "Stuck in the Middle with You" - Stealers Wheel (Rafferty/Egan) 3:28
19. "Hot Hot Hot" - Buster Poindexter (Cassell) 4:07
20. "Jump in the Line" - Harry Belafonte (Kitchener) 3:39
Bonus 2: Hypothetical English Dub Voice Cast (in order of appearance)
As I went about writing this story, I found that it helped to picture the voices of the characters. Since my only experience with EVA was through the Netflix dub, the 'selection' you see here was based on the crop of voice talent utilized for said dub, most of whom were LA-based.
Naoko Akagi - Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
Beetlejuice - John Kassir (normal form, Jun Byaku form); Maurice LaMarche (Marlon Brando form); Tom Kenny (Pee-Wee Herman form, Richard Simmons form); Jesse Rath (Master Thespian form); Billy West (Deep Pipes form); Jason Spisak (Ferris Bueller form); Beau Billingslea (Jet Alone form); Charlie Adler (waitress form); Fred Tatasciore (Hulk Hogan form); "Weird Al" Yankovic ("Weird Al" form); Liam O'Brien (Christoph Waltz form, Ozymandias form)
Iruel - Daran Norris
Leiliel - Kyle Hebert
Yui Ikari - Gwendoline Yeo
Kyoko Zeppelin Sohryu - Wendee Lee
Barnabas Collins - Liam O'Brien
Marie Vincennes - Cherami Leigh
Mari Makinami - Lisa Ortiz
Hitomi Kaga - Philece Sampler
Clark Griswold - Fred Tatasciore
Bardiel - Doug Lawrence
Lloyd Christmas - Rob Paulsen
Harry Dunne - Dave Coulier
Mana Kirishima - Colleen O'Shaughnessey
Mayumi Yamagishi - Eden Riegel
J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson - Richard Epcar
Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Howard - Billy West
Zeruel - Patrick Seitz
Jack Skellington - Benjamin Diskin
Sally - Colleen O'Shaughnessey
Arael - Steve Blum
Armisael - Derek Stephen Prince
Kaede Agano - Eden Riegel
Major Aaron Krohn - Lex Lang
Adam - Trey Parker (yes, I imagined the embryonic Adam sounding like Eric Cartman)
John Bonham - Matt Mercer
Lilith - Amanda Winn Lee (a fun cameo from one of the original ADV dub cast members, especially the original voice of Rei and Yui)
Stay tuned-the second round of bonus material is next!