Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.

What if someone took Haru hostage?
We all know they're gonna die

A man, Ishikawa Taro, had taken everyone in café Poirot hostage. It just so happened that Haru was the only one on shift that day and there were no other customers at the time of the hostage situation. In other words, Haru was the sole hostage. Ishikawa demanded several millions worth of yen as well as his partners in prison to be released.

"Ishikawa-san, for your own safety, I suggest giving up and letting Haru-kun go!" Inspector Megure said through a megaphone.

"Shut up!" Ishikawa shouted. "I said I want my money and my partners to be freed! Then the brat lives!"

Haru was calm and unimpressed. "You know, this is going to result in your death,"

"Shut up!" Ishikawa slapped Haru.

"Ishikawa-san, after assaulting Haru-kun, we are unable to guarantee your safety!" Inspector Megure shouted. "We shall prepare your obituary!"

"Guarantee my safety?" Ishikawa scoffed. "Nobody will even try to stop me! I have this waiter as my hostage!" He suddenly tensed up, his eyes widening and his body starting to sweat buckets. "W-What's going on?"

"I hope you realize that one could get in and out through the bathroom window," Haru smiled innocently. "Oh, and I have a very overprotective brother that just arrived,"

XXX

Gin and Vodka were walking down the street when a bloody and battered man landed a few feet away from them. Both men were surprised since it was not an everyday occurrence. Ishikawa tried to stand up and run away. "P-Please! No more!"

"You think that's the end of it?" Akai started slamming Ishikawa's head against the cement. "You slapped my precious baby brother you son of a bitch! I'll make sure you suffer!"

"A-Akai Shuichi?" Vodka stuttered.

Akai paused for a moment and glared at them with so much malice that even Gin trembled in fear. "What? Can't you see I'm busy here?" He continued beating the shit out of Ishikawa. "Nobody hurts my precious baby brother and lives!"

"Hey Pierrot-nii," Haru casually walked over to them. "The police said to make sure the corpse is at least retrievable, so no throwing him into the ocean,"

"Fine, tell them that they'll have to fish his skeleton out from the piranha pond at the Haneda Estate," Akai once again stopped harming Ishikawa and started wrapping Haru up in several layers of bubble wrap that appeared out of nowhere. "I need to make sure you are safe,"

"Niichan, stop!" Haru whined. "This is overdoing it! People are going to give me weird looks!"

"If anyone bothers you, then tell me and I'll throw them into the piranha pond too," Akai claimed.

Gin and Vodka slowly backed away before deciding to take a longer route to Gin's car.

XXX

"We have identified a sibling of Akai Shuichi's," Karasuma announced. "We'll take Field Haru hostage and force Akai to work for us,"

"Are you trying to get us all killed!?" Gin interrupted.

"Gin, I did not expect this rude behavior from you of all people," Karasuma scolded. "I highly doubt that Field will be able to provide much of a fight though,"

"Didn't you watch the news, boss?" Vodka asked. "Haven't you heard about Ishikawa Taro?"

"Yeah, he was beaten to near death and then tossed into a pond full of piranhas to be eaten alive," Karasuma shrugged. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"Akai Shuichi did that to Ishikawa!" Gin snapped. "He threw out his morals and literally tortured the man for taking Field hostage! He did this in broad daylight and the police didn't even bother stopping him! They supported Akai and just told him to make sure the corpse was retrievable!"

"Gin, it was probably an Akai Lookalike," Vermouth said and pinched the man's cheek. "You're not anyone disguised as Gin like I suspected. You must be sick or drugged to be acting like this,"

"Fine, I'll assign someone else to capture Field," Karasuma said.

"Hey," Everyone turned to the doorway where Haneda Shukichi entered with the overprotective brother aura filling the room. "What's this about kidnapping my precious baby brother?"

That was the day that Haneda Shukichi singlehandedly tortured and killed Karasuma Renya after sensing someone planning Haru's kidnapping. It was also that day that the organization became forced to work under the Haneda Family as a subdivision of the Mitsuharu Protection Club. After hearing of its new management, no intelligence agency tried to continue bringing down the organization, fearing the wrath of the Mitsuharu Protection Club.

Omake

"Fishy!" One year old Haru waddled over to the pond's edge and petted the nearest fish.

The piranhas attempted to take a large chunk of the baby's chubby fingers, but once they felt the threatening auras of everyone nearby, they closed their mouths and allowed Haru to continue petting them.

Not even piranhas dared to evoke the Mitsuharu Protection Club's wrath.

Ghost Kohji is one of the council members of the Mitsuharu Protection Club. Yes, they have to say the entire name every time they refer to it. Calling them the MPC means you are shortening Haru's name and thus disrespecting him in their eyes.

Here are some of the Mitsuharu Protection Club Rules:
-Protect Mitsuharu. Whether it be your life, your fame, or your riches on the line, Mitsuharu's wellbeing comes first.
-Harming Mitsuharu results in your torture and then death.
-Planning to harm Mitsuharu results in your torture and death.
-Thinking about harming Mitsuharu results in your torture and death.
-Anybody with impure intentions towards Mitsuharu shall be tortured slowly and killed. (*cough*Cognac*cough*)

Possible Future Chapters:
What if Haru was Shukichi's twin and became a PSB Officer? (I made him Shukichi's twin so he's around Bourbon's age)
What if Haru broke into FBI Headquarters? (Concept 4)
What if Haru became an FBI Agent? (Basically if WIVerse Haru was more useful than in the HaruVerse)
What if Karasuma ordered Cognac to get close to Haru like how Akai got close to Akemi? (The thing is…Cognac and Haru are already dating)
What if Haru was a red blood cell? (Cells at Work! Crossover)