Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.

Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.

"Speaking"

"Thinking"

"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"

"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"

Jutsu.

The invasion begins

Sasuke stood there, in his rightful place. The spotlight. Gaara, a good for nothing fool who had the misfortune of being his foe. All the people, rooting for him, cheering for him, acknowledging him. He was batting in the glory of his clan. The Elite of the strongest village.

The proctor announced the start of the match and the young Uchiha rushed to the red haired boy throwing a handful of shuriken well knowing that the sand would block his attack. He then started running around the Suna Genin at high speeds and after several leaps he pulled the strings attached to the shurikens.

Fire release: Fire stream Jutsu!" The flames rushed thru the ninja srings, and even if it was a good strategy, the sand simply broke the wires and suffocated the flames. Gaara looked bored.

The Jinchuriki raised his hand and tendrils raised from the sand around him. Sasuke started then to dodge and try to get him with mere speed.

In the stands.

Gai was angry. Those moves were Lee´s and the only way for the Uchiha heir to know them was for Kakashi have betrayed his trust. And he was about to call his friend on it when the cyclops raised his hand like surrendering.

"Gai… You know me, I would never betray you. Sasuke has already copied Lee´s hard work when I started preparing him. I hope praising his student will ease him in my point of view! I only trained his body so he can use your high speed taijutsu." Gai frowned, Kakashi had a point. But still it was disappointing.

"Why my rival? Why help him master the fruits of others hard work?" Gai sounded disappointed and eerie uncheerful.

"For the same reason you taught Lee-kun the eight gates. For him to have a chance. You have seen what that Suna ninja can do. If he is to survive, he needs that speed along with your movements and his jutsu." Said Kakashi looking to the arena where Sasuke was getting closer and closer to actively punch Gaara.

ZAS! The punch echoed. Nor Kankuro nor Temari could believe it. Two! Ninja of the leaf had managed to touch Gaara. Even Gaara was surprised, despite not considering the duck butt boy truly a worthy opponent.

"Well, brace yourself boys and girls. The shit is about to hit the fan. Wejejeje!" Laughed Naruto. Gaara did not hear her, but somehow knew that the blonde that for a moment intimidated him was focused on his persona.

Back in the arena.

"Uchiha you are an annoyance. You hurt me… thus you´re strong. But you are far from being a worthy prey! I´LL FEED YOUR WEAK BLOOD TO MOTHER! UZUMAKI! UZUMAKI I´M COOMING FOR YOU!" Shouted the redhead and started to laugh madly.

This of course enraged the Uchiha scion. No one was worthier than him, especially not the Uzumaki whore. So, without thinking much about strategy, he threw several explosive kunai to his opponent. Wasting the precious explosive seals by the way. Gaara´s sand blocked the detonation and started to form a dome around him and a small eye like orb which floated above.

"What a waste of boom-boom paper, I´m lucky am not da maker. Suna-one´s making a bubble, this starting to smell like trouble. Yeah! Yo get ready my little ones! Saving this place is in ya hands! WEEEEEEEEEE!" Bee´s rap echoed thru the Biju link making his students cringe.

Sasuke jumped to the wall, this fight was getting tedious. But if the fool who disrespected him was going to be static inside the sand… well, who was he to deny a chance like that to try his new jutsu in a living target. "Yes, this is perfect! Let´s try this now! Itachi, you will taste this jutsu if it does the damage I suspect it does to human flesh." Sasuke darkly chuckled and started doing handseals.

In the stands Sakura asked about the jutsu his admired person was performing. "That is the Chidori, Kakashi´s original jutsu… Called like that because of the chirping sound it makes." Said a concerned Gai. "I can believe that you taught him that specific Jutsu Kakashi. Are you nuts?"

The silver haired man sighed, his lone eye tired. "Well, you did teach your pupil the gates… but no, I did not taught him the jutsu per se. I used it in a C rank bandit elimination mission… he copied it… I just discovered it during the month and trained him so he does not kill himself trying, or worse… his teammates." Yup, Hatake was the definition of a tortured man.

"Lightning release: Chidori!" Cried Sasuke and started running down the wall to build the strength behind the assassination jutsu. In an instant he was in the middle of the arena thrusting his lightning coated hand in the sand dome while avoiding the sand spikes formed by it.

"What is this? Blood? BLOOD! My? My… blood? Waaaaaaaaaaagh! My blood! Don´t worry mother… he´ll pay. I´ll feed him to you! I´ll feed them… I´LL FEED THEM ALL TO YOU!" Sasuke was about to taunt Gaara when he found himself staring at a yellow cross designed iris. "What the actual fuck is that!?"

Suddenly the entire arena was filled with white feathers that put everyone to sleep. The invasion was on.

In the stands

The Jonin of Konohagakure no Sato quickly dispelled the genjutsu and started fighting back the invaders. Kakashi summoned Pakun and gathered Shikamaru, Sakura, Kiba and Shino. "Shikamaru stop pretending to be asleep. Guys I need you to follow Sasuke. He went after the Suna siblings alone. Please bring him alive… Pakun will show you the way. HURRY!" Turning to the other Genin the scarecrow gave them orders to help evacuate the arena, but to avoid combat if possible.

Before leaving Shikamaru turned to Choji, his long life friend. "Cho… I´m counting on you. Konoha is counting on you. Today is not to day to be afraid of hurting others, today is the day to protect our people with everything we got. I know that you can make the difference. GIVE EM HELL CHOJI!"

Kage box:

Orochimaru, throwing away his disguise, appeared behind the old Hokage with a kunai on his throat.

"So, this is your grand scheme Orochimaru?" Said Hiruzen caching his old student off guard. "Do you think that you have the means to put an end to the will of fire? Hmmm it seems that I still have some lessons to teach you."

The Hokage vanished from his seat and reappeared face to face with the traitor Sanin, dressed in his old battle armour. "You truly are a fool Orochimaru"

The snake Sanin made a signal and four ninja jumped from their hiding places, this made the bodyguards move to intercept them, moment that another 4 used to jump and trap the Kage box inside a barrier.

"Ku ku ku ku ku. You amuse me old fool. Say Raikage-dono… Would you like to help me destroy this pathetic village? Ku ku ku… I wouldn´t mind if you took the chance to kidnap some of their shinobi. In fact I am more than happy to assit you in that endeavour. Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku…"

"You dare! Have you no respect at all!" Shouted an enraged Sarutobi. Meanwhile the Raikage started to chuckle, a chuckle that turned into a full laughter.

"You really think that you have a chance against Konoha? Wow no wonder why the Yellow Flash was picked for Hokage instead of you. Bwajajajajajaja."

Orochimaru was well known by his habit of taunting others, it was true that it was not easy to taunt him also, but that was one of his shore spots… and the Snake saw red.

"SSSSShut up! Ssshut up you usssssselesssss gorilla! You and your pathetic village full of mussssssshcle-headsssh! I AM OROCHIMARU. The immortal SSSsssnake! How dare you! I sssswear that your village will pay for your sssstupidity!" Hissed the dark haired ninja.

"Bah. Like you have a chance. KUMOGAKURE HEAR ME. WE FIGHT FOR KONOHA TODAY." Roared the Raikage and his followers scattered to fulfil his will. "Well Sarutobi-dono, I guess that now you are happier than ever with the whole alliance thing?"

"I would make a toast for it, but I don´t have any drinks available…Water release: Water gun!" Hiruzen shot a very fast water projectile with no previous hand seals landing in his fallen pupils face before he could react. While he doubt that he could kill someone with that Jutsu, he was sure that it would be as painful as receiving a stone brick in the face… a very fast and hard brick.

"Fuck you Sssssarutobi-sssensssei! That fucking Hurtsssssh." Both Kage grinned at the reaction of the betrayer. Yet their grin turned into a bitter scowl as Orochimaru´s face peeled in that of a young woman.

"I see… so you finally completed that abomination of a jutsu… is truly a shame. You had so much potential, but be that as it is, you are not my student. Not anymore. Ninja art: Summoning jutsu: Monkey king Enma!"

"So the time has come at last old friend?" "Yes, after today Orochimaru will be no more!"

In the stands

Hanabi was running as fast as she could. His father hadn´t come back from visiting Neji. The other Hyuga had left minutes after his father, no longer interested in the tournament. Now she was alone… well… not truly, there were people running behind her… Sound ninja.

Hanabi new that if she did not find someone fast she would suffer the destiny that her sister nearly had all those years ago. She got to the door before the exit but a sand kunoichi opened it chuckling maliciously. "Where are you going darling?" Said the woman as the rest of the group arrived.

"Wherever she pleases" A voice hissed. "Way of the river..."The same voices whispered full of venom."…Wild rapids!"

A blur passed between the enemy ninja delivering devastating hand thrust full of chakra. Each strike breaking bones and propelling the stunned ninja several meters with ease. One of the downed ninja tried to use his ninjutsu but found that molding his chakra was harder than usual, in that instant of vacillation a blonde blur appeared next to him slitting his throat with a tanto. Two muscular hands hold the Suna woman when she started to respond to the new threat.

"No one. NO ONE TOUCHES MY SISTER!" Howled Hinata in the middle of the downed ninja. "NO ONE!" Shouted the enraged teen using her Way of the tides: Undertow to recall her chakra, which burst out of her enemies causing severe internal damage.

Karui pierced the Suna ninja´s chest with her sword and turned to Hanabi with a reassuring smile. "Wow girlie! You sure are lucky! Your Sis really does go scary when hot´n angry!" Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder smiling also. Hinata quick scanned the arena with her eyes before turning to the group.

"Well gals time to help your pals Yo! N-chan go after mista one. Karui and Haku go help the Konoha Genin. Hinata you´re with me! The awesome Jinchuriki. Let´s go help my aniki. I need you to be my eyes your majesty! Yeah! Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

"No!" Hinata completely ruined Bee´s moment. "Haku you are taking my Hanabi-imouto-chan to my father and cousin and keeping them safe. Karui you chose, tag alone or go with the Genin´s." Comanded the bluenete, and no one dared to refuse.

"Be safe my little Hanabi. Haku…" Said boy placed a hand on the younger sister´s shoulder and interrupted Hinata. "I know what to do. Don´t worry Hinata-sama, no one will touch your sister. Even if I die I´ll keep protecting her until you´re back." Swore the loyal Momochi.

"Be careful gals." Said Bee ready to leave. "I´ll follow you till I´m near the Konoha rookies." Said Karui, also ready.

"I´ll be back before you know it my love." Chirped Naruto winking. Hinata kissed her cheek and jumped to her destination, Bee and Karui hot on her heels.

"Well, let´s found your Father Hanabi-sama. Ninja art: Mirror world passage" Said Haku forming an ice mirror. "My apologies Hanabi sama, but I´ll have to carry you for this jutsu to be as chakra efficient as possible. This will allow us to open a door to any other reflective surface." Hanabi blushed heavy when Haku picked her bridal style.

In the forest Near Konoha

The Suna elder siblings were carrying Gaara to the point where he was to turn into the Ichibi. After them Sasuke, and, after the last Uchiha, the Genins and Pakun. Soon Shikamaru realized that they were being followed, so he decided to stall their pursuers, more or less the same happened with Kankuro.

The puppeteer tried to stall the raven haired Emo avenger, but failed, mainly because the rest of the Genin cached up to them.

"Go, I will deal with him… as I should had happened in the Arena." Said Shino, who was somehow disappointed for not being able to fight in the tournament.

"You sure? Well is your death then." Said Kankuro revealing his puppet Karasu.

As the rest of the group leaped into the trees Shino let himself fall before rushing to Kankuro kunai in hand. Kankuro snickered and made Karasu impale the boy with its hidden blades. Another Shino appeared from behind the tree trunk.

"A clone? That is your pathetic strategy?"

"Yes… That is my Secret jutsu: insect clone" The impaled body started buzzing and broke away in a huge swarm of Kikaichu bugs. "Secret jutsu: Insect ball" the swarm formed several balls that shot themselves aiming to the makeup wearing teen. Kankuro dodged, his first instinct was to intercept all attacks with Karasu, but the buzzing balls of beetles creeped him out. And lucky him, his instincts save him, the incoming projectiles pierced/devoured the tree he previously was in.

"What the hell? Well! Now I´m pissed! Puppeteer art: poison gas!" Shouted Kankuro and his human sized weapon released a thick purple mist enveloping the real Shino and part of the swarm before they could react. Then he made Karasu drop four of its hands revealing senbon launchers and threw several volleys. Some of the needles struck Shino´s shoulder.

"You are done! Be a good little Genin and I may give you the antidote!" Kankuro smirked. But then a very nasty buzzing came from the body he just attacked, and this one also dissolved in hundreds of bugs. Suddenly he began to fell weak.

"I admire your skill with your puppet. Your reactions are fast and you are able to move it even faster than some ninja move… but you had a really bad luck in picking your opponents. Why you ask? Logically after spending so much time with a living poison factory, I have developed some endurance to poisons, as well as my little friends. My Kikachu bugs feed on chakra, so when you killed my first clone with your puppet you just spread them all over it. And now they have reached you through the chakra strings you use to manipulate it. You are feeling weal yes? Why you ask? Because me soldiers are sucking you dry. I am not immune to poison however, so, give me the antidote now and my friends will only take your chakra. Refuse and they´ll ate you alive and bring me the antidote from your remains." To reinforce his threat, Shino commanded the rest of the swarm outside his body to latch to his prey. Kankuro palled and surrendered.

Meanwhile the rest of the group reached to the clearing where Temari was trying to stall Sasuke. And it was in that precise moment when Gaara somehow recovered and decided that it was a good time to feed his mother.

"UCHIHA! I have decided that you are a worthy appetizer for my mother! COME HERE! MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE! PROVE MY EXISTENCE!" Roared Gaara as tendrils of sand leaved his gourd to try and crush the approaching Uchiha.

Sasuke dodged as well as he could and used a low powered Fire release: fire ball jutsu. Gaara´s sand shield just intercepted the incoming fire as the host keep advancing to the red eyed boy.

"Yes! YES! Fight me! I´ll kill you! I´ll feed your red eyes to the sand" Shouted Gaara as he performed his Secret jutsu: Sand shuriken. Sasuke parried some of them with a kunai. Kiba just pushed Sakura out of the way and dodged them, being farther he had enough time for both.

"Gaara, we can be here wasting time! We have to follow the plan! Remember the mission!" "I don´t give a fuck about the mission! I´ll feed mother. And I´ll add you to the menu I you get in my way!" Temari was set aback by this. She was against the whole invasion plan. It was stupid! She also wanted to protect his baby brother, even if he was a monster… But what to do? The Uchiha boy had injured his brother before, but he was now starting to lose control so everyone was now in danger, her included. But at the same time she could not abandon him, even if that was the most logical approach.

The sand started to form a monstrous arm around the redhead´s left one. Then he propelled himself laughing madly. Kiba and Sakura where stunned, asking themselves what kind of monster where they fighting. "Come on Uchiha!" Growled the Suna ninja sweeping his oversized arm in an attempt to crush his opponent. His face was starting to change, half of it was monster like and droll oozed between his now pointy prominent fangs.

Sasuke leaped back before attempting a double air kick to the ugly faced being after his next sweep. But, the gourd and some of the sand in the floor fused in a tail like appendage deflecting his attack easily. "Don´t underestimate me! Fire release: Phoenix flower jutu!" Shouted the duck-butt head before swelling like a balloon and delivering 6 small fire balls that exploded in contact with the sand.

In another area of the forest Shikamaru managed to stop their pursuers traping them in his family jutsu.

"JAJAJAJA you are dead you know? How long will you be able to maintain your technique before you fall? No one will come to help you!" Said the leader of the 6 Oto ninja after them. Shikamaru knew that the enemy was right, but he had a duty to perform… even if it was troublesome.

"Come on drop it! That one and I are Jonin, and even the others are strong enough to defeat you. But if you surrender now I´ll keep you as my pet." Offered the sadistic looking only female of the group.

"As tempting as it sounds I have to refuse. You see… I have a duty to Konoha. A troublesome duty that will for sure cost me my live one day. But I prefer to be known for been lazy instead of for being a coward. Come on! If there is someone there just come and help me at once! In fact you should be terrified! I got you trapped and that means that any Konoha shinobi ca kill you, no matter your rank."

The Oto ninjas laughed, hard. It was obvious by the sweat pearling Shikamaru´s face that he was about to run out of chakra. The Nara, saw a small glint in the forest behind them and was fast enough to release his binding in the two jonin before two Narutos appeared beheading them, one with a nodachi and the other one with the Kubikiribocho.

"Well said lazy-boy. Spoken like a true ninja!" Chirped Naruto as another 4 clones appear filling the other Oto ninja. One was wearing a katana, another twin kodachi blades, the most gruesome one had a basketball sized metal ball with a chain and the last one simply a kunai.

"Troublesome blone… I am not strong enough to not receive damage by my technique! Had I not see you arrive I could be death also!" Mumbled the lazy boy.

"Yo meet my special clone squad! I call it Secret jutsu: Uzumaki legion! This girls are super charged Shadow clones, a bit more durable and specialized in a certain weapon. I call them Nodachi, Kodachi, Katana, Thunder and Support. I have some teams in konoha right now! Aren´t I awesome!" Grined the blonde. "Support please, be a dear and carry lazy-boy! In which direction went the Suna-suna-redhead?"

Back with the Kages

Orochimaru was not faring well against the combined assault of both leaders. A was not using his Lightning release: Lightning armour yet, but he was still incredibly fast for such a bulky man. And strong as an ox. Sarutobi, old as he was, was dishing a royal punishment with his reliable partner Enma transformed in a Bo staff.

"Looks like this snake has bite mora than he can swallow! Jajaja Sarutobi-dono you are truly an scary old man." Laughed the muscular Kage, impressed with the battle prowess of the Professor.

"Orochimaru… look at yourself! You have twisted your body and your very own soul! Was it worth? Turning yourself in an abomination? To try and live forever fearful of the death? To subsist stealing the bodies of others for a few years before the Shinigami comes near again?" Hiruzen glared with utter disgust in his eyes. "All man must die! Immortality is not for humans. The only immortality that we achieve is in the memory of our close ones. You always thought yourself above your kin, and I foolishly allowed it. But today I´ll correct that mistake. No old man should burry those younger than him, but with you… with you I´ll be happy to make an exception."

"Sarutobi-senssssei. You are nothing but a delussssional old fool! A good for nothing fossssil! I am out of reach for the Shinigami! I have transsscended death! Forever young and beautiful while you withered!" Orochimaru cackled and staved his sword, the Kusanagi No Tsurugi, in the floor. "Beware fools! Rejoice in the power of Orochimaru the ninja who transcended! Forbidden jutsu: Edo tensei!"

3 coffins rose from the ground, in them First, Second and Forth was written. "Fast, we must destroy them!" Shouted Sarutobi throwing explosive kunai to the first 2. A, fast as lightning, kicked a stone covering it in lightning chakra. The projectile pierced thru the last sarcophagus leaving a head sized hole in it. But the other two attacks were not able to bypass the Earth release: Mud wall that the traitorous Sannin used to protect them.

The coffins opened revealing two captive Sound ninja, Kin and Zaku, which slowly turned in the Senju brothers of legend.

"Hello Monkey-boy. Kami you-ve gotten old." Saluted Tobirama before the Snake inserted a kunai with a talisman in his, and his brother´s heads.

AN:

Forbidden technique: Cliffhanger no Jutsu!

Oh gods I´ve been waiting for this part since the start of the fic! The Board is set and the pieces are ready!