This one is a little short, and I'm sorry 'bout it, but I'm real busy. School is starting soon so I'll have to get in the groove once more. Anyway, I still hope you like it.

Master Hand and Crazy Hand flew through the town to see if there is any type of business they'd like to add. They noticed a lack of places for entertainment. Only parks and the beach are here, but nothing else. They started to plan for something massive. They decided to build a mall near the amusement park. This mall would be some type of super mall. It'd have everything, a movie theatre, Gaming station-that is much bigger than the one in the mansion-and plenty of small and more unhealthy restaurants.

The hands came back to the mansion and stayed in their room, contemplating whether or not to make this a big deal. "Any ideas?" Master Hand asked.

"Nah, I dunno. Just, let them find out for themselves. Today is our day off." Crazy Hand said laying in his bed.

"Right, if you say so."

Sonic and Cloud were walking through the town, it was rather peaceful and nice out. They were just having a relatively nice time. "So, about the plan you brought up?"

"Yea, Mario, and a few others are claiming that they're better than us. We have to show them the truth," Sonic said.

"Yea, I guess- hey, was that always here?" Cloud asked, pointing to a large building. Sonic looked up and tilted his head.

"No, I don't think it was. But, I've never really been out this way, so let's ask the others." Sonic grabbed Clouds arm and ran. They were able to get to the mansion in no time whatsoever. Sonic walked around and found Peach. "Peach?" Peach, who was eating with Bayonetta and Rosalina. She looked up.

"What's up?" Peach asked.

"Was there always a large building by the amusement park, it seemed like a mall?" Cloud asked.

"A MALL!" Bayonetta popped up. She cleared her throat and sat down. "Carry on."

"R-right, that was all."

"No, it's never been there. We should tell the others, they might enjoy it." Peach said. After a long while, the mansion was almost empty. Almost every fighter was currently in the mall, it really held everything that the fighters would need to be happy. Lucas and the other kids were in the arcade. They were playing a simple racing game, but they all could play against each other and they had so much fun. Villager and Toon Link were the real racers in the game. They were really far from the others. Both of them were very close to finishing the race, so what Villager did was shoot his slingshot to get the better of him. Villager was able to not only surpass Toon Link but was the all-time winner. He jumped out of the chair and cheered for himself.

"I AM THE BESTEST," Villager screamed at the top of his voice. Mega Man walked over to the wall and leaned against it.

"That's not a word," Mega Man schooled.

"Shut up, that's no way to speak to your GOD." Toon Link grabbed Villager's neck.

"You cheated, you asshole," Toon Link yelled.

"Oh please, not like you were going to win anyway."

"I so too was going to win."

"Mhmm." In the distance, two female voices could be heard. Most of the kids didn't pay the voices any mind, but Ness knew what it was. He looked at Lucas.

"Luke, it's Zelda," Ness said.

"Shit," Lucas said.

"Come on." Ness grabbed Lucas' arm and they ran out of the arcade. The other kids watched the doorway and soon saw Zelda and Samus chasing after them at full speed. Mega Man sighed.

"Do they always do that?" he asked.

"You don't even wanna know," Toon Link said. He then looked at his wrist with his other hand holding up his index finger as if there is more to this, and there was. Link popped his head in, with two strange things in his hands.

"You saw Zelda?"

"Is that a whip?" Villager asked.

"Where is Zelda?"

"Anal beads?" Mega Man analyzed.

"Screw this, y'all no help." Link then ran off.

"I wonder what he has in his room," Villager wondered.

"You wouldn't want to know. He's one kinky linky," Toon Link said. The three then chuckled. Down in the main area of the mall, the one that has loads of smaller shops and fast-food restaurants. Kirby and King Dedede were down there eating the mall out of food. Jigglypuff walked toward them.

"So, will you guys leave us any food?" Jigglypuff asked. She was ignored, but Sonic was able to run in and steal some of their food. He stopped next to Jigglypuff and handed a piece of bread to her. "Really? Bread?"

"Beggars can't be choosers," Sonic winked. Sonic waved his finger in a taunting matter. This angered Jigglypuff, so she gave a powerful pound into Sonic's groin. Sonic let out a loud and high-pitched gasp. Jigglypuff walked toward King Dedede, who noticed Sonic on the ground.

"Give me food, or I'll shove your hammer up your ass, and I won't start with the handle." King Dedede gulped and knocked some food on the ground. Jigglypuff smirked and ate all of it in one bite. Luigi and Fox were sitting nearby and were watching all this unfold. Fox leaned in.

"So, let's just remember to not get on her bad side, K?" Fox asked.

"Yea, I think that'll be a good move," Luigi chuckled. Fox sat back a little and tried to think of something to do.

"Well, I saw there was a theatre, wanna go?" Luigi smiled.

"Sure, I wouldn't mind being somewhere saner." They stood up and walked through the mall, taking this time to familiarize themselves with the mall itself. They soon found the theatre and entered. After buying a ticket to the only movie showing at the moment-Deadpool-they walked into the allotted room and sat in two chairs. The movie was showing at the moment, but they valued this small time of peace and calm. After a little while, Wario came walking in with Ganondorf. They stared at each other for a while, then walked further up ahead.

"It's still fine, not like it's that many people." Luigi soon ate those words when it seemed every fighter, and even some Miis, were in the theatre watching the movie. Mewtwo sat right next to Fox.

"I can't wait for this movie," he said to himself. Luigi looked back and saw Ness and Lucas all the way at the top.

"Hey, isn't this rated R?" Luigi asked. All he got in return was a middle finger from both.

"THEY'RE HERE SAM!" Zelda yelled.

"Oh gee thanks Luigi, you gave us away," Ness called out.

"We bid you adieu," Lucas smirked as they ran out, being chased by Samus and Zelda, who themselves were being chased by Link. Fox looked at what was in his hands.

"Yo, Link, the hell you doing?" Link looked in his hands and shrugged.

"A guy has his needs," Link stopped and said. He continued after the girls.

"Some things never change, eh?" Mewtwo chuckles. Right before the movie started Crazy Hand came flying in with a massive bag of Popcorn. The movie started and he cheered, dropping all of that popcorn. Zero Suit Samus and Ike walked over to him in pure anger of the mess. They started to loudly argue. Luigi looked at Fox.

"Bright idea you had here."

"I didn't expect this."

"At least we can still see the movie." Right when he said that the screen got covered in oil from Mr. Game and Watch. He then stood in front of the screen and looked at everyone.

"Anyone knows where Dr. Mario is, he still needs to give me those pills," he calls out. Dr. Mario pokes his head into the room.

"Fuck off you addict," Dr. Mario said. Mr. Game and Watch chased after him. Fox looked at Luigi.

"You were saying?"

"Right, let's just leave." They stood up and exited the theatre and saw in the distance Yoshi dancing all by himself to the faint music playing through the mall. Yoshi eventually saw the two and ran off.

"You know, sometimes I think we're all just high as fuck."

"At this point, I wouldn't be surprised." Luigi looked around and saw Falco with Sheik. He patted Fox's shoulder and when Fox saw them he grew an almost proud smile. Sheik playfully nudged Falco, and even gave him a small peck before entering the bathroom. Fox walked toward him.

"You player." Falco looked at Fox and smirked.

"What can I say, she loves this beak," Falco winked.

"Who'd you do it? I heard she is a tough nut to crack?" Luigi asked.

"Marth helped, man, he's one ladies man."

"That's because he looks like one." When Luigi said this Falco's eyes widened and he looked away. Luigi turned around and saw Marth and Lucina crossing their arms.

"I look like what?" Marth asked. Luigi looked at Fox for support.

"Nah man, you got into this mess. Why don't you get out of this by doing nothing, that always seems to work for you."

"ONLY IN PARTIES." Lucina walked forward, cracking her knuckles.

"And this is no party," she said. Luigi ran and she followed. Fox walked next to Marth and they both started to shake their heads. Marth looked at Fox.

"Wanna go fuck with Duck Hunt again?"

"Uh, hell ya." They walked away, leaving Falco to his lonesome. He shook his head and gave a small chuckle. He looked up and saw the poster for the smash mansion tournaments. He walked over to the poster, which showed the smash ball, and all of the fighters. He saw himself and smiled. Sheik soon joined him in looking at the poster.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"This has been the best thing to exist in my life," Falco started. He then looked back at Sheik. She always had her face hidden, but her eyes were enough for Falco. He doesn't care much else about how she looks. "I never wanna change it."