(Back in Royal Woods, at the Loud House, Lana is better from the rhubarb exposure.)
Lincoln: "Sorry about the pie, sis. I shoulda told you that we were using those to prank Luan."
Lana: "It's my fault for not going for the blueberry. At least I'm better now.'"
Lincoln: "It's almost time for bed. School's tomorrow."
Lana: "Oh, right."
(Everyone gets ready for bed as they brush their teeth, then they head into their respective rooms.)
Lincoln: "Now that I think about it, I see Stella more often than Girl Jordan. I'll see if she wants to be my girlfriend. Although, Girl Jordan does miss being around me, maybe her instead of Stella. Eh, I'll decide tomorrow..."
(Lincoln gets into bed as he goes to sleep.)
THE NEXT MORNING...
(Lincoln is sleeping peacefully, Rita comes into the room and gently shakes him.)
Lincoln: "Huh? Oh, morning, Mom."
Rita: "Good morning, sweetie. Time for school."
Lincoln: "Okay, Mom."
(Lincoln gets dressed, gathers his school supplies and his backpack, and walks downstairs to the door. Before he leaves, Lori and Luna approach him.)
Luna: "Hey, bro. You almost forgot your breakfast burrito." (gives Lincoln his plate)
Lincoln: "Right. Thanks, Luna."
Lori: "And do you remember what we said yesterday?"
Lincoln: "Uh huh, and I got it all written down on my notebook too."
Luna: "Go get em', little bro."
Lori: "Good luck."
Lincoln: "Thanks, girls. See ya at 3:30."
Lori and Luna: "See ya, Lincoln."
(Lincoln leaves to go to school, while eating his breakfast burrito. At school, Lincoln is at his locker when Chandler and his clique approach them.)
Lincoln: "Oh, hey, Chandler."
Chandler: "How's it going, pants-wetter?" (snickers)
Lincoln: (groans) "Get over it, Chandler. That was three days ago."
Chandler: "Word got around that you peed your pants around Ms. DiMartino."
Lincoln: "It's not funny!"
Chandler: "Oh, is she too much for a wimp like you to handle?"
Lincoln: "Shut up, Chandler!"
Chandler: (laughs; calls out) "Hey, everybody! Lincoln wet his pants!"
(Most of the students laugh and point at Lincoln.)
Lincoln: (getting angry) "Chandler, I swear to God!"
Chandler: "What are you gonna do? Punch me? You're weak!"
Lincoln: "No. I'll just tell everyone about your little secret…"
Chandler: "What secret?"
Lincoln: (calling out) "Chandler was smooching with Mollie last Wednesday behind Christina's back!"
Chandler: (scared) "Who told you about that?! I-I mean, that's a lie!"
(Most of the students go "Oooooh" and laugh at him. Someone taps Chandler's shoulder and it's an enraged Christina and Mollie.)
Christina: "You cheated on me with Mollie?!"
Mollie: "And you already got a girlfriend?!"
Chandler: (nervous) "H-H-hey, girls…"
Christina: "We are so gonna kick your ass, you sleazy little liar."
Chandler: (scared) "Girls, please. I can explain."
(Mollie and Christina crack their knuckles, as they chase Chandler.)
Chandler: (calls out to his friends) "Guys, take care of Larry!"
(Chandler's clique crack their knuckles, as they approach Lincoln.)
Lincoln: "Oh, dear…"
(Just as they were within swinging distance…)
???: "Hey! Leave him alone!"
(The voice was revealed to be Stella's, as the group turns around to face her.)
Boy: "What are you gonna do about it? You're just a girl!"
Lincoln: "I wouldn't do that if I were you…"
(Stella narrows her eyes, as she kicks one of the boys in the crotch, and she kicks the other boy in his stomach.)
Stella: "Leave my friend, Lincoln alone! Got it?!"
Boys: "Yes, ma'am."
(The boys run away in fear. Stella takes Lincoln's hand and pulls him up.)
Stella: "You okay, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "Yeah, I'm fine. Can't say the same for Chandler, though."
(The two look to see that at the end of the hallway, Christina and Mollie are beating up Chandler.)
Lincoln: "Let's get to class…"
Stella: "Yeah. Mrs. J's probably doing roll call right now."
Lincoln: "Oh, right!"
(Stella takes Lincoln's hand, and they rush to Mrs. Johnson's class.)
Mrs. Johnson: "Lincoln Loud?"
Lincoln: "Here."
Mrs. Johnson: "Stella Sanchez?"
Stella: "Here."
Mrs. Johnson: "Great. Everyone's here."
Clyde: "Hey, buddy. Are you okay?"
Lincoln: "I'm fine, Clyde."
Stella: "He had a bit of trouble on his way over."
Clyde: "What kind?"
Lincoln: "I'll explain later. When class is over."
(Later on, when Mrs. Johnson's class ends, the students all head for the cafeteria for lunch.)
Lincoln: "Hey, Stella!"
Stella: "Yeah?"
Lincoln: "Thanks for saving my butt earlier."
Stella: "No problem, buddy."
Lincoln: "Thanks." (coughs) "So, you wanna walk to lunch together?"
Stella: "Don't see why not."
(Lincoln and Stella continue to walk at the lunchroom, Lincoln thinks on what Luna said the night before.)
Lincoln: "So, Stella… What do you like doing in your spare time?"
Stella: "Oh, I just love technology. Sometimes, I dismantle electronics and putting them back together."
Lincoln: "That's pretty neat."
Stella: "Thanks, Lincoln. Are you into tech too?"
Lincoln: "I like video games. Do you?"
Stella: "Only a little bit. I play them every now and then."
Lincoln: "Gotcha. You wanna eat lunch together?"
Stella: "Of course. We always eat with the other guys."
Lincoln: "Right…" (chuckles sheepishly)
(Lincoln and Stella get their food and sit with the rest of their friend circle.)
Liam: "Ya guys see how Christina and Mollie gave it to dat Chandler jerk?"
Girl Jordan: "I know!"
Lincoln: "That was crazy."
Clyde: "Why would they do that?"
Rusty: "Something about Chandler cheating on them."
Zach: "Ouch."
Girl Jordan: "Hey, Lincoln, you wanna trade my Takis for your Doritos?"
Lincoln: "Done."
(The two trade chips.)
Girl Jordan: "Thanks, Linc."
Lincoln: "Don't mention it."
(After lunch, the gang are all at their lockers. Lincoln approaches Stella.)
Lincoln: "Hi, Stella. You doing anything after school today?"
Stella: "I was gonna head home. Why?"
Lincoln: "Do you want to go to the park with me?"
Stella: "Sure, I'd love to. But, I got other plans. So how about tomorrow?"
Lincoln: "Sure."
Stella: "Okay, it's a deal. Bye!" (goes to another class.)
Lincoln: "Later, Stella."
(Lincoln sees Girl Jordan struggling to hold her books.)
Lincoln: "Need any help?"
Girl Jordan: "Yeah, these are pretty heavy."
(Lincoln takes Girl Jordan's books.)
Lincoln: (struggling) "Where's your next class?"
Girl Jordan: "Just a few doors down."
(Lincoln and Girl Jordan walk down to the latter's class. Lincoln thinks of Stella.)
Lincoln: (in his head) "Hmm… Stella's definitely my go-to right now. She can defend herself, we both have some interest in electronics, and we're as close as me and Clyde. Sorry, Girl Jordan, but I'm afraid you won't make the cut..."
Girl Jordan: "So, Lincoln, about the pool party incident… I'm sorry about that… and how the others embarrassed you and the guys…"
Lincoln: (in his head) "Then again, Jordan is sweet, smart, and a really good dodgeball player… And I'm still mad she threw one at my head. Dang it. I can't decide." (out loud) "So, Jordan, what kind of stuff are you into?"
Girl Jordan: "Well, I love to play with my dog, and I have an intense fear of barbed wire… I also like Ace Savvy too."
Lincoln: (in his head) "Jordan's dog hates my guts. No way I'm going near that mutt. Unless it gets neutered…"
Girl Jordan: "Oh, we're here. Thanks, Lincoln. You're a good friend." (hugs Lincoln)
Lincoln: Aw, no problem. Better get to mine before it starts."
(Lincoln leaves to go to his class.)
MEANWHILE, IN KALAMAZOO...
(Connie and co. pull up to the town's casino, hoping to find Connie's sixth and final member.)
Connie: "Okay, we get in to find Ava and get out. No distractions."
Carol: "Got it. Keep focus. No distractions."
(The girls go inside, and are met with tons of slot machines and flashy signs.)
Darla: "Whoa, I haven't seen this light before."
Carol: "What does Ava look like again? I can't recall."
Connie: "Ava is Indian, has braided black hair, and tribal tattoos on her arms."
Carol: "I've noticed that all your old friends are multicultural."
Connie: "Gotta say, each race seemed interested in my gang."
Carol: "Ah."
(Connie spots Ava near a roulette table, as she walks up to her.)
Connie: "Yo, Ava!"
Ava: "Connie! How'd you get all the way here?"
Connie: "I escaped recently thanks to my niece. Also, we need you back."
Ava: "Really? But I got a pretty good gig here."
Connie: "We need to revive our milk maid scheme we had all those years ago."
Ava: "How much did that get us in the long run, hmm?"
Connie: "It earned us millions back in the day, remember?."
Carol: "Yeah, and I may have used the money to get a place for myself, since no one else was around to look after me."
Ava: "Huh."
Connie: "What do you say? Wanna join us?"
Ava: "Hmm… I'll do it."
Connie: "Great. Got everyone. Wait… Did you recruit anyone yet, Carol?"
Carol: "Shit, I didn't. I was busy cleaning the motel hideout and with helping you."
Connie: "No worries, sugar. We can drop you off somewhere you can find some, then we can come pick you up."
Carol: "Okay, Connie."
Connie: "Ava, after you get off work, meet us at these coordinates."
Ava: "On it, boss."
Connie: "Yes, my army is complete."
(The girls leave the casino and are back on the road in the Hummer.)
Carol: "I bet Belle and those other skanks are facing so much shit behind bars." (laughs)
(It cuts to Royal Woods Juvie, where Belle, Whitney, and Fiona are returned to their old cells.)
Belle: "For once, going back to here isn't that bad."
Fiona: "I can't believe that bitch of that Loud's mother ratted us out!"
Whitney: "Calm down, Fiona."
(Dana and Becky glance to see Belle and co.)
Becky: "What brings you guys back here? Had enough of Carol's bull crap?"
Belle: "Obviously, yes. But, she…. Fired us."
Dana: "Fired? How?"
Fiona: "Ever since we helped her get her aunt out of jail, she's been real nasty to us."
Whitney: "And she tossed us out like white trash. So we went to the Louds and told them everything about Carol."
Belle: "And after all that, their mom ratted us out."
Whitney: Well, we really deserved that after all the hell we put them through. We're done messing with Lincoln and his family."
Fiona: "Yeah, and we're sorry for ditching you two."
Dana: "It's okay."
Belle: "After we're legally released, we'll only have sex with actual boyfriends and stop raping little boys."
Fiona: "Agreed. I'm done being in a life of crime. But I don't think Carmichael will take me back."
Belle: "So, girls, do we all have a promise on that?"
Whitney, Becky, Fiona, and Dana: "Deal."
Becky: "At least we're finally away from that stubborn blonde jackass."
Fiona: "I know, she was so annoying!" (imitating Carol) "I want Lil' Linky back! Those Loud douches shall pay!"
Belle: (laughs) "Good one, Fiona!"
Dana: "Where do you think she and her aunt are now?"
Whitney: "Who knows? Who cares?"
Becky: "I guess we're stuck here then. Maybe we can get out of here early for good behavior."
Belle: "Still wish we could repay the Louds for helping most of us see the light and changing our ways."
Fiona: "Yeah, and maybe I can be friends with Leni again."
Belle: "And hopefully, Carol will get her comeuppance for treating us like shit."
(The others laugh at that. It cuts back to Royal Woods Elementary School where school has ended. Lincoln is walking with Girl Jordan.)
Girl Jordan: "It was sweet of you to walk me home after school."
Lincoln: "No problem. So, there's something I wanted to ask you."
Girl Jordan: "What?"
Lincoln: "Do you want to go to the park on Wednesday?"
Girl Jordan: "Well, I was thinking we could do it tomorrow instead… But what the heck, Wednesday's fine by me."
Lincoln: "Great! See you Wednesday!"
Girl Jordan: "Okay! Oh, we're here."
(The two finally arrive at Girl Jordan's house.)
Girl Jordan: "Bye, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "See ya, Jordan."
(Girl Jordan walks into her house while Lincoln walks back to his house. When he gets inside, he's approached by Lori and Luna.)
Luna: "How did it go, bro?"
Lincoln: "Well, I'm taking Stella to the park tomorrow, and I'm taking Girl Jordan Wednesday. But I still don't know which one I want as a girlfriend."
Lori: "Oh, dang."
Lincoln: "Um, dunno who to pick. They're both great girls and great friends to hang out with."
Luna: "Just follow your heart, dude. It'll lead the way."
Lincoln: "Okay. That's some great advice, Luna."
Luna: "It's not just great music that I play. I tell great advice too."
Lincoln: (laughs) "Right."
Lori: "Whichever one you choose, let's hope that you treat her well."
Lincoln: "Just asking, Luna. How are you and Sam?"
Luna: "Oh, we're fine, dude. We're still getting to know each other."
Lincoln: "How come? Aren't the two of you fond of music?"
Luna: "Yeah. But Sam and I don't have much of anything else in common besides being bad at cooking."
Lincoln: (chuckles) "Wait till Dad hears about that."
Luna: "Please don't. I'll never hear the end of him."
Lincoln: "Okay, I won't."
Lori: "Come back to us if you need anything, bro."
Lincoln: "I sure will."
(Lincoln heads into the kitchen to grab something to eat.)
Lincoln: "Ah, here we go." (takes out a box of honey buns)
(Lincoln takes a honey bun out and goes up to his room.)
Lincoln: "I'm gonna see what Ronnie and Sid are up to."
(Lincoln pulls out his laptop to voice chat Sid and Ronnie Anne.)
Ronnie Anne: "What's up, Linc?"
Sid: "Hey, dude."
Lincoln: "Spent a little time with Stella and Girl Jordan, that's all."
Ronnie Anne: "That's great."
Lincoln: "What did you do? Hang out with any boys?"
Sid: "Not recently, no."
Ronnie Anne: "Well, I did hang out with a few in robotics club."
Lincoln: "Really? What were their names?"
Ronnie Anne: "Um… I forgot?"
Lincoln: (sarcastic) "Sure, you did…"
Ronnie Anne: "You probably can't remember a thing about either girl you were with."
Lincoln: "Stella loves technology, and Girl Jordan is an avid dodgeball player; plus, she's afraid of barbed wire."
Ronnie Anne: "OK. I didn't bother looking for boyfriends today…"
Lincoln: "Oh, please, like you can find one in due time."
Ronnie Anne: "I will."
Sid: "That goes for me too."
Lincoln: "Good luck with that."
Sid: "Thanks."
(Sid, Ronnie Anne, and Lincoln simultaneously disconnect.)
Lincoln: "Poor Ronnie Anne…" (laughs) "And poor Sid…"
(Lincoln hears yawning from Lisa's room.)
Lincoln: "What's that?"
(Lincoln goes into the hallway to see Lisa is exiting out of her room, yawning.)
Lisa: "Haven't had a slumber like that in forever."
Lincoln: "Lisa. I see you're finally awake."
Lisa: "Constructing that electro-dome took a lot out of my prepubescent metabolism."
Lincoln: "Well, at least you're awake, now, Lis." (ruffles Lisa's hair)
Lisa: "Have any incidents with the dome occurred while I was asleep?"
Lincoln: "Nope."
Lisa: "Excellent, and I made a contingency plan if the dome fails." (takes Lincoln's hand as they follow in her room) "Just in case if the dome fails, I made a few extra remotes."
(Lisa opens her safe to reveal two more remotes.)
Lincoln: "That's brilliant!"
Lisa: "I knew you'd be happy. Plus, the dome runs on its own energy source. So, if a blackout were to occur, it'll stay up regardless."
Lincoln: "Can it resist weather?"
Lisa: "Uh huh."
Lincoln: "But what about more serious ones like earthquakes and tsunamis?"
Lisa: "Yep."
Lincoln: "Whoa, that's crazy."
Lisa: "However, it runs on alkaline batteries, so the dome may eventually go out. I used Energizer batteries, so it won't be too bad. As long as we have a steady supply of double A's, we'll be fine."
Lincoln: "Why didn't you make batteries out of something like radium?"
Lisa: "Mother and Father doesn't let me use energy sources like that anymore, especially after the time I used nuclear rods to try and improve Vanzilla's performance on the road."
(It flashbacks to Vanzilla going too fast on the road and crashed into a tree in the city park. Rita and Lynn Sr. are then fined an excessive amount of money by a cop. It cuts back to Lisa in present time.)
Lisa: "Didn't end very well for them, the van, and me... So, I've had to improvise since then."
Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… At least I'm safe from Carol."
Lia: "Agreed."
Lincoln: "You wanna see what's on the Science Channel?"
Lisa: "Sure."
