We open to a bar where a man enters.
The man looked about 45 years old and he had a beard.
The man took a seat on a bar stool.
Man: I'll have a drink.
Bartender: You gotta be specific on what drink you want.
Man: I'll just have a beer.
Bartender: Coming up Marsh.
The man turned out to be none other than Randy Marsh.
Another man took a seat at the barstool.
Man: Yeah, I'll have a whisky.
The other man was Saul Goodman.
Randy: Hi Saul.
Saul: Thank Christ I found you.
Randy: What do you want Saul?
Saul: I've looked all over Albuquerque for two days trying to find your ass, things have gotten wild in South Park.
Randy drank his beer.
Randy: How wild?
Randy stares at Saul before he accidentally burps.
Intro
Starring
Randy Marsh
Bryan Cranston
Towelie
Aaron Paul
Sharon Marsh
Bob Odenkirk
Jonathan Banks
Wendy Testaburger
Stan Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Title card shows up.
Breaking Tegridy.
After the intro we cut to Randy and Saul walking in the park.
Randy: Why should I listen to you? You killed Gerald.
Saul: I did not kill Gerald and why did you decide that we should walk instead of me telling the story at the bar?
Randy: I don't know, it's a nice night.
Suddenly a guy with a gun holds the two at gunpoint.
Criminal: Money! Now!
Saul punches the criminal knocking him out.
Randy: I would've given him some money.
Saul: Really?
Randy: Yeah.
Saul: Anyway let me tell you-
Randy: How about I tell you what happened to me first?
Saul: Actually-
Randy: Let me tell you my story first because I know why you're wondering about the beard and why I decided to stay in Albuquerque or otherwise I won't listen to you.
1 year earlier.
Randy is seen driving his car.
His hand was on the wheel whilst his other is holding onto the leg wound.
Randy parked up outside a car wash.
Randy bursts into the building.
A woman at the counter notices Randy.
She looked like she was in her late forties and had blonde hair.
Woman at the counter: Can I help you?
Randy: Help!
Randy collapsed.
Woman at the counter: Oh my God!
The woman approaches Randy.
Woman from the counter: Can you tell me what happened?
The woman tapped Randy's face.
Woman: I'm gonna get you an ambulance.
Randy (Narrating): And that woman's name was Skyler White.
We than cut to Randy and Skyler having dinner together.
Randy (Narrating): After that we started dating and I met her daughter Holly and her son Walt Jr.
We than cut to Randy making breakfast for Walt Jr.
Randy (Narrating): Everyday I make Walt Jr. breakfast. I'm starting to think that's his only character trait. He really likes breakfast.
As Randy handed Walt Jr. his breakfast Randy noticed a picture of Walter White.
Randy (Narrating): But what I didn't know about Skyler, she was married to Walter White. I was planning on telling her I knew him, but I decided no. I don't want my connection with Walt to cause any conflict.
We than cut to a wedding.
And Randy and Skyler were the ones getting married.
Randy (Narrating): Five months later me and Skyler got married. And we've been happily married ever since.
We cut to Randy at a counter selling cinnamon buns.
Randy (Narrating): And for work I have a day shift at a Cinnabon every weekday. I spend most of my Saturday's at the bar. Skyler doesn't mind.
We cut to Randy and Saul getting ice cream.
Randy: Unlike some people.
Saul: When were we buying ice cream? Doesn't matter. At least I got chocolate.
Saul licked the ice cream.
Saul: Can I tell you my story?
Randy: Later, I want you to give me updates on my old family.
We cut to the old Marsh residence.
Saul (Narrating): Sharon, Stan and Shelly moved back into the old house.
We see Stan and Shelly entering the house.
Saul (Narrating): The house was expensive but thanks to little old me I managed to give them money so they could buy it.
Stan: Hey Mom.
Sharon: Hi Stan. How was school?
Stan: It was fine Mom.
Shelly: Anyone gonna ask me?
Sharon: How was your day?
Shelly: Ok I guess.
Sharon: You guess? What happened?
Shelly: Kevin McCormick was making fun of me because of my connection with Dad. He kept calling me a murderer's daughter.
Sharon: I'll be right back.
Later.
McCormick residence.
Sharon was knocking on the door.
Carol answered.
Carol: Sharon, what brings you here?
Sharon: I want a word with your son.
Carol: Ok. Kenny!
Sharon: The other one.
Carol: Never mind Kenny! Kevin!
Kevin walks into the living room.
Sharon: Hi Kevin. Listen I want a word with you abo-
Kevin: Wife of a murderer.
Sharon: Uh ok? I ne-
Kevin: Murderer's wife.
Carol: I'm sorry he's kind of drunk. Kevin! You will tr-
Kevin: Shut up whore! And leave me alone you whore of a murderer.
Suddenly Sharon grabbed Kevin's bottle and smashed it.
Sharon: If you continue giving my family a bad reputation than I will destroy every bottle of alcohol you ever own. You got that you little shit?!
Stuart (Off-Screen): You better listen to her Kevin!
Carol: Shut up Stuart this has nothing to do with you!
Kevin: I'll stop. I'll stop.
Saul (Narrating): So, Stan and Shelly are doing well. Sharon has two jobs. She's still working at Tom's Rhinoplasty and also has kitchen duties at City Wok.
We than cut to Saul and Randy now at a bowling alley.
Randy: And is Stan still with that girl?
Saul: Of course he is. Them two are inseparable. And how did we get to the bowling alley?
Randy: How's Mike?
Saul: He hates you.
Randy: Oh.
Saul: But life-wise.
We cut to Mike driving in his car with Sean sitting on the passenger seat and Wendy sitting in the back seat.
Saul (Narrating): He's been taking care of the Testaburgers after he tried to kill you.
Randy (Interrupting the narration): He did what?!
Saul (Narrating): He wanted to kill you. But he didn't because he remembered he promise he made to Deborah before she died.
Randy (Interrupting the narration again): Deborah's dead?!
Saul sighed.
Mike parked up his car outside the school.
Mike: Have a great day at school sweetie.
Wendy: Ok Uncle Mike.
Wendy got out of the car and started walking with her friends.
Mike: She's gonna have a bright future. I know she is.
Mike starts the car up.
Sean: So Mike, you killed people?
Mike: One year of me living at your house and you think now is the best time to ask me?
Sean: Yeah.
Mike: I started killing back in my cop days. I killed people if they had a weapon, I also killed the corrupt cops that killed my son.
Sean: So were a lot of those guys bad?
Mike: Most of them. But I'm not too sure about the people I've been sent to kill by Gus. Pretty sure some were good and some were bad.
Sean: Well I don't care about that Mike. You know I never said this before, but you're not a bad person. You're a bad motherfucker.
Mike chuckled at the compliment.
Mike: Nobody's called me that until now.
Saul (Narrating): Sean's still working, but Mike decided to come out of retirement by working as a janitor at City Wok.
We than cut to Saul and Randy at the theatre watching a movie.
Saul: How did we- Doesn't matter.
Randy: What about the farm? Who's running it?
Saul: Huell and Kuby.
Randy: Those two?
Saul: Yeah. This might shock you, but Huell and Kuby are spies sent by me so they could keep an eye on you.
Randy glared at Saul.
Randy: How about you Saul? What did you do?
We fade to Mayor McDaniels giving a speech.
Saul (Narrating): This might surprise you.
Mayor McDaniels: This man was recently discovered as the man who saved the lives of a lot of people during the terrorist attack on the courthouse one year ago. He's our towns best lawyer. People, let's give it up for Saul Goodman.
Saul walked on stage.
Saul: Hello. I don't really have a speech planned. So I'll just say, I thought it was the right thing to do.
Everyone cheered.
Mayor McDaniels: And for your bravery Saul, we present you the key to the city.
Mayor McDaniels hands Saul the key to the city.
Mayor McDaniels offered Saul to shake her hand, but Saul instead grabbed her and kissed her.
They disconnected and the Mayor was shocked.
Saul: Hope I didn't me too ya.
Mayor McDaniels (Whispering): My place, 5:30.
Saul did a cheeky grin.
Mayor McDaniels: Everyone give it up for Saul Goodman.
Everyone cheered.
We cut to Saul walking down the street until something caught his attention.
Saul (Narrating): And after the event I noticed something that caught my attention.
Saul notices a stall selling some kind of weed.
Saul (Narrating): I bought the weed and analysed it and I realised that it was Tegridy Blue Sky.
We cut to Randy and Saul who were still in the theatre.
Randy: They're alive?
Saul: Looks like it.
Randy: But they were kidnapped. Are they keeping them alive?
We cut to Jesse and Towelie making the Tegridy Blue Sky.
Saul (Narrating): Or they did keep them alive, until they figured out the ingredients and killed them after.
Jesse: Bitch!
Towelie: You said it.
Towelie starts smoking a bud.
Until a Neo Nazi took the joint off of him.
Towelie: Aww.
We cut back to Randy and Saul who were still in the theatre.
Saul: So there's your update. And we haven't changed location for once.
Randy was getting out of his seat.
Saul: Where are you going?
Randy: Back to South Park.
Saul: Are you crazy?!
Randy: I'm sorry. But you came all the way down from South Park to Albuquerque. I thought you wanted my help.
Saul: No I came to warn you. You and Walt have been framed for the murder of-
Moviegoer: SSSSHHHH!
Saul: You "SSSSSHHHHH". Point is you and Walt have been accused of murdering Hank and Gomez because of a witness report from Mike.
Randy: Well I'm going back to South Park.
Saul: Are you crazy?
Randy: No. I'm brave.
Randy left the theatre.
Saul: The retarded son of a bitch.
The next day.
The new Marsh residence.
Randy was talking with Skyler.
Skyler: So you're going back to South Park? How long will that be?
Randy: I don't know. And I don't know if I'll come back. Because what I'm gonna do is a suicide mission.
Skyler: Suicide?! Randy why are you putting yourself in danger? Are we in danger?
Randy: You're not in danger, neither am I. I am the danger.
Randy was about to leave the house.
Randy: Listen. I know I didn't say this before. I know your ex-husband. We didn't get along. And he was the one who shot me in the leg on the day we met. I didn't tell you because I didn't wanna cause any worry or conflict. I'm going back to South Park to do the right thing, clear my name and say "Fuck you" to my ex-wife.
Randy left the house.
Later.
Vacuum cleaner store.
Randy entered the store and walked up to the desk clerk.
The desk clerk looked very elderly and looked like he actually enjoyed what he did.
Desk clerk: Can I help you?
Randy: Are you the one?
Desk clerk: I wish I was.
Randy: Oh. Can you tell Ed I'm looking for him.
Desk clerk: Ed Galbraith?
Randy: I don't know his last name but apparently he can help give people new lives.
Desk clerk: That's him and that's me.
Randy: You're Ed?
Ed: Exactly.
Randy: Have people ever mistook you for Robert Forster?
Ed: Who?
Randy: He was nominated for an Oscar for J-
Ed: I don't have time for a biography. What do you want? Do you want a new life?
Randy: No. I'm looking for somebody you helped gave a new life. And his name is Walter White.
Ed: I'm not allowed to give locations of people I helped.
Randy: Why not?
Ed: Because I don't know who you are. You could be a cop, a criminal or a rival gang member.
Randy: I'm neither of those. Although I was a rival of his back in South Park. And I'm not kidding. I need his help. Please tell me where Walt is.
Ed: How do I know you're not lying?
Randy: Because I need his help. My partner and his partner are being held prisoner by Neo Nazis and I need his help to free them.
Ed: Well I haven't heard anybody use an excuse like that before. But more importantly, sounds very convincing. And you're not looking for Walt anymore, you're looking for Vince Glover.
Ed hands Randy a card.
Randy: I'll ask Vince where Walt is and-
Ed: Oh my God! Do you not get it?
Randy: No.
Ed sighed.
2 days later.
Randy made it to the location which turned out to be Alaska.
He found the address of this "Vince Glover".
He knocked on the door until he saw a note on the door that said "At bar".
Randy went to the nearest bar.
Randy enters the bar.
Randy approached a bar patron.
Randy: Excuse me, do you know a Vince Glover?
Bar patron: I know a lot of Vince Glovers. You're a Vince Glover.
The bar patron laughed.
Voice: Now I know that voice.
Randy saw a man sitting on a barstool.
Randy: And I know that voice.
The man got off the barstool and approached Randy.
It was Walt, but he had a beard as well.
Walter: You've copied my beard.
Randy: Not really, yours is ginger.
Walter laughed.
Walter: What are you doing here anyway?
Randy: Walt I need your help.
Walter: Help. I'm sorry Randy I can't.
Randy: Why?! Because you haven't forgiven me for trying to kill you? Because of what I am?
Walter: Randy, it's none of those.
Walt sighed.
Walter: My cancer's back. I don't know if I can.
Randy: Walt, I need your help to help me rescue Towelie.
Walter: He's just a stupid towel.
Randy: He's not a towel, he's a friend. A friend I'd be damn upset if I lost.
Walter sat back down on the bar stool and drank his whisky.
Randy: Jesse's alive.
The sound of the bar door opened was heard and than the sound of it closing was heard.
Walter got out of his seat.
Walter: Randy! Wait!
Randy was sitting on a barstool.
Randy: I'm right here. I've been driving for 60 hours and I need a drink. Do we have a plan?
Walter: Actually there's something I've been planning to use for a while.