I walked out of the stadium, one more match to go. Though the only real challenge was his Kingler. I also needed to dump this bag full of panties and bras at a thrift store. Maybe I'll see if any of the girls want any of them. I sighed and stretched out. This was good, it was a long time since I had a challenge. Except for Delito...Ash was the only other slight challenge I've had since I've come to the orange islands.

"Something wrong?" David asked, carrying Sara on his shoulders while she laid on his head. Guess she was his new living hat.

Note: this is a reference to the first series when Davish had a Squirtle.

"Oh, nothing. Just ugh...reminiscing is all." I said.

"Well the gang is nearly back together," Sasha said. "That's good right?"

"Not really. Holden isn't here with us currently, Benoni's probably off somewhere in lavender town because he hated that place, Sasha you were kinda just...there for the final strip, and Noel is...hey what the hell happened to Noel?" I asked. "You know, aside from being removed due to needing to remove characters."

"We'll let's just say...that you should make sure that you're touching a moemon and not a little girl," Sasha told me.

"Oh…? Ohhhhhh! Oh...rip Noel's life." I said.

"Yeah," David replied. Holden ran up to us.

"H-hey…*gasp* sorry I m-missed the- *cough cough* match…*wheeze*...what happened?" He asked. He was about to fall over from the looks of it. We told him what happened, and we all sat at a park bench eating ice cream. Strange when Vanilluxe is a thing huh? Then again who even likes that abomination. Its first form is tolerable but...ugh. Better gen 5 then gen 7 in my opinion though.

Note 2: it was 2017 when he left. Year-wise it's just hitting 2018 for him

I sighed again.

"Yare Yare Daze, as Banana would say," I told them. We all sat down inside a cafe. Sasha drank some coffee, I had some half-decent orange juice, and Davish got some milk coffee.

"Ngh! Mmmmmm!" Sara pouted, trying to reach for my orange juice. "I want soooome!"

"Sara!" David scolded, light hitting her on the head. "Don't act like that! Use your manners!"

"Hmph!" She pouted more. Someone needed a nap. David ordered her some Orange Juice and we kinda just sat there. Not talking, not acknowledging each other just...sat there.

"Welp guy's gotta get ready for that match tomorrow!" I said, standing up. I walked over Sasha and went towards the door. I heard David sigh.

"This is almost as boring as Saffron was bad…" He muttered. Suddenly the back wall of the cafe exploded wildly. We all stared at the back wall, and ten Team New Order grunts ran through, with two Sargents. "Ah-"

"Shit-" Sasha continued.

"Here we go again." I finished. We all got up, and David returned Sara to her moeball, something he rarely does. I growled. "Damn it! I haven't healed my team yet!"

Out from behind the troops another person walked up. They were wearing a black robe with a hood, wearing a white mask with blue tear's under their eyes.

"Target located." He mumbled into a radio.

"That's it, time to pull out the big gun,." I said. Everyone stared at me for a dramatic pause. Before I pulled out my Nerf Super Soaker.

"Audible gasp! It's the legendary super soaker!" Holden yelled.

"Are you serious?" David asked, giving me the boi hand.

"Not really. But SMDBZX couldent think of what to say before the battle cutscene and needed some fillar." I said, yeeting the Super Soaker into space...or something like that.

"I'll deal with tear gas...I mean the guy with tear's under his face." I said.

"That leaves five grunts and a sergeant to me, and for Sasha." David said.

"What about me?" Holden asked. We stopped and stared. Uhhh...well shit.

"Do a flip!" I yelled.

"YEET!" Holden tried, hit his head and blacked out.

Mission Failed, we'll get em next time.

"Wrong channel." The masked man said.

"Hell yeah boi's let's get boogie with it!" I yelled, as the screen started to flash and we went back to FR and LG graphics.

Masked Figure would like to battle!

"Go Tayo!"

"Sandslash…"

Tayo used Crunch

Sandslash took 86% damage!

Sandslash used slash!

Tyranitar took 4% damage

Tyranitar used Crunch!

Sandslash fainted!

"Hmph." I huffed. Tyranitar looked forward steadily.

"Golbat…"

Tayo used Rockslide!

Golbat fainted

"Boring." I yelled at them.

"Tch...Raticate."

This process kept up till their last moemon.

"Victreebel!"

"Hyper Beam." I commanded. And then it fainted. The other's finished their rounds too. Tayo squeezed me in a hug again, rubbing her head and body against me. "O-okay t-t-tayo! Love you too!"

"Well that was just boring." David said, putting away his moeball. Sashsa sighed.

"I would be happy if we didn't get attacked and forced to battle." He said. Holden stood up, rubbing his head.

"Ow." He mumbled.

I walked up, grabbed the man in blue, and brought him up to my face.

"Aight listen up, cuz we bout to talk about da boss," I said in my mafia voice, "You gonna tell me bout da boss, da money, da info, we wanna know it all."

I pulled out an M9.

"Whoah, whoah, whoa!" Holden yelled.

"Jesus Michael why are you packing heat!?" David asked. Sasha shrugged.

"I mean...he is being a mafia agent." Sasha told them. The person in blue grabbed the gun in my hand and pulled the trigger, the bullet going through the skull. We all started.

"Huh...that's...not what I was expecting." I said in my normal voice.

"J...joh…" one of the grunts said. I ran over at the speed of a blue hedgehog.

"Scuse me?" I asked.

"There going to...johto. That's where their main base is." He said. We stopped and stared.

"Huh." David sadi. He looked to Holden. "Wanna go on another road trip?"

"I thought we were on vacation!?" Holden whined.

"Uhhhh...guy's." Sasha said.

"Yeah but Michael won't leave this match. It's too important to him." David said.

"Guy's." Sasha insisted.

"Yeah but Sabrina will be pissed man!" HOlden yelled.

"OI DUMBASSES!" Sasha yelled. They looked over.

"Michael left when Johto was mentioned." Sasha said. Holden and David looked over and yep, he was gone.

"Well so much for the squad." David said. Him and Holden sighed as they all walked towards the hotel. "So we going to Johto?"

"I guess…" Holden mumbled. "If Sabrina wants too."

"I got nothing better to do." David said.

"Same." Sasha agreed. "Though i'm not sure. Maybe. Too bad Noel isn't here."

"..."

"Who's that again?" Holden asked.

And so, once again the series get's cockblocked. Where is Michael going? What happened to the rest of the squad? Will Sasha get mistaken for being female again? In the world of moemon, who really knows.