Hello! I'm back and alive. First things first (imma say all the words inside my head), REQUEST POLICY.
Rules: No lemon/smut! I will block and scream at whoever requests it. Ships are allowed, but if they're not SARW (this fic) canon they most likely will be posted elsewhere and I'll take ages to produce them. Same for seriousfics, but they won't take a month (sorry!). SARW stuff will be posted here. Those will take less time.
Replies?
Spongekit36: (clear sky falls off a cliff) Yay, AVoS! I gave up halfway. Through Thunder and Shadow. Let's read The Sun Trail in the hole while pushing all Clear Skys off the cliff!
Duskspiral: Let me retrieve my fact file about Sunset… was it that boring? YOU FINALLY MADE AN ACCOUNT YEEEEEEE
DappledleafTheBootiful: …..Spongekit36 was right. And why does everyone like Gray Wing? I mean, I do, but wow everyone seems to love him.
Mountainshine: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? soinkkkkkkk! *cries in a hole* Btw here's the popcorn. *gives* (as I was typing I wrote gin beves) And you basically just exposed our school and grade to everyone XDDDDDDDD but never mind. P.S. It was in my locker. There was no Chinese class today!
NOTE: I DO NOT OWN THE CHINESE PASSAGE "岳飛之少年時代 (The Youth of Yue Fei)". NOR DO I COMPLETELY OWN "惡搞岳飛之少年時代 (Spoofing The Youth Of Yue Fei)". IF YOU WANT A COPY OF EITHER, LOOK THE FORMER UP ONLINE AND THE LATTER I MAY SHOW YOU ONE DAY IF MY COLLAB FRIEND (IRL BFF) LETS ME. THANK YOU! :DDDDDDD
Anyways, where were we? Ah, yes, at the boom…
Chapter 24: I wonder if we have to bring our own stuff to fry for the BBQ.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
This one seems louder?
Ashfur jumped out of his pelt. "Is Ivystorm trying to blow us all up?!"
Ivystorm beamed serenely at the elephant on the roof of the chatroom. "This chatroom was built on top of Yue Fei— I mean Chang Fail's house. Everyone knows an elephant stepped on it when he was born."
Ashfur looked confuzzled because he was uncultured and because "Spoofing The Youth Of Yue Fei" had only been shown to 11 people on Planet Earth.
Aspenfoot, being the idiot he was, had accidentally misinterpreted a prophecy, "Fall in love with Rock or the ash shall dissolve in the sun-drown-place," as to literally going to find a rock to love. (In StarClan, Bluestar ripped out tufts of her fur in frustration while Yellowfang fell out of a rowing machine laughing. It had all been a prank. Ash...fur is insoluble in water.)
He was whispering to a cute white non-ghost rock while Brackenfur snapped photos and posted them on the chatroom.
SlimeLover33: lmao cute rock
WriterOnSugarHigh: GET OUT THERE'S AN ELEPHANT ON THE ROOF Oh and that was MY rock.
SlimeLover33: MY SLIME WILL FIGHT IT OFF! wait… what's an elephant?
WriterOnSugarHigh: *sigh*
The elephant was extremely confused. It had been stuck on two roofs already. And it was apparently immortal. (Yue Fei lived 900 years ago. And so did Chang Fail.)
Ashfur was mad. The donut plan had failed. Aspenfoot was who-knows-where. Probably at some ShareTea. And Ivystorm was alive. Still.
He whipped out his gas lighter. He took a deep breath. "INTO THE UN-KNOWN!" he squealed. (Extremely high note on known.) Wait. Whatttttt? No, no, no, no, no! "I HATE YOU, IVYSTORM!"
He rushed at her iPad. He picked it up… tossed it… it flew over the elephant's head… flew over Aspenfoot… flew over baby white non-ghost rock… flewwwwwwww… higher and higher….. up, up, and away…
AD BREAK!
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INPUT: Ivystorm likes popcorn.
OUTPUT: Ivy rain loves bananas.
LOOK! POPCORN BECAME BANANAS! WOW! HOW AWESOME IT IS!
The iPad fell down. Into the void. Where it shattered…
Ivystorm shrieked in horror. "MY IPAD! WHAT WILL I TELL MY READERS NOW?"
Ashfur grinned. "I've got you covered. Look here!"
He motioned to… "Dear readers, I quit. I hate my writing, I hate my life, and I (censored) HATE WARRIORS!"
"Wait, WHAT?! But…"
Ashfur grinned. "You've lost, sweetie. Join the Flames."
Ivystorm glared at him.
"One word can destroy you."
Delete.
YAY! THIS IS DONE! YAYYYYYY! THIS STORY ARC IS DONE!