I don't own Naruto or Deadpool or MCU or DCU

I know Joker is Obsessed with Batman. But I want to give him a little Blonde with crystal blue eyes that he has become Obsessed with to the point that Harley gets jealous as she feels like he is looking for a new chick. As Harley is a blonde as well. We know Joker has a type and the dude is just flat out nuts so yeah.

Can't kill Ducky ass. For he is too much fun to make fun of and we need a scape goat. As I have shown a liking for Sakura in this story. So I can't have my normal banshee punishing bag.

I have been toying with a strange summons for Deadpool that would fit him well. One that Kurama will tell Naruto about. Deadpool will abuse the hell out of it. That people will see his summons around the village and everywhere.

Fem Naruto and Shikamaru is my fav ship. There will be a wedding. But that will be later on. For now we have to have fun and chaos Deadpool style and Madara or should I say Tobi will not be a Good boy for Deadpool is a Good boy.

Chapter 22

9 vs. 1 Battle between Titans

Deadpool stood before the camera. "It appears we will have the battle of Titans here today. Will the tower be standing after these two finish their battle?" He question as he looked at the camera.

Steve glared over at Deadpool. "Alright Naruto vs. Gaara. Are you two ready?" He asked them as he looks at the little girl he helped raise and the crimson hair boy that looks who needs a nap.

"Yeah I'm ready." Said Naruto with a bright smile on her face.

Gaara just narrowed his eyes at the bright blonde before him that held the nine-tails within her. "We are ready." He said above a whisper.

Steve just nods his head to the two fighters and jumps back up to stand next to Tony and the others.

"ALRIGHT YOU TWO BEGIN!" Yelled Steve as he could feel a build up of chakra coming off the crimson hair kids that also had blood lust rolling off of him in waves. It made him want to be babysitting the twins right now. For they where easy to deal with. This kid was like a mini Deadpool. But he wasn't as nuts. That he knew of anyways.

Gaara narrowed his eyes at Naruto as his sand slowly dancing around him as his gourd slowly began to break itself apart.

"KILL THAT BASTARD! KILL HIS LITTLE JAILOR!" Roared Shukaku as the sand thrashed violently near Naruto.

Kurama sighed. "It appears my little brother is still upset about the last time I whipped his ass for acting up like a mad little coon-dog he is." He said while sitting up ready to go into battle as he knew Shukaku will be forcing his way out of his jailor and it was going to hurt the boy as well.

'Second he breaks out I'll summon you and you handle him while I fix the seal and reseal his crazy ass.' Said Naruto as the seals tattoos on her arms could now be seen on her arms.

Shikamaru narrowed his eyes looking down at the fight that was going on. 'She is going to be summoning Kurama. This isn't good.' He thought to himself.

Last time she had to call for Kurama in a battle that was with Joker and he had pushed her to her braking point. But she was stronger now and he knew nothing would happen to her if she summon the Biju. But he still didn't stop him from worrying about her.

Bar

Shikaku looked at the tv with his wife and friend sitting next to him. "What did he mean nine vs. one?" Question Yoshino as she was drawing a blank.

Shikaku looked down at his wife. "He is talking about the number of tails they hold within them." He said as her eyes widen as she was now worried about her future daughter-in-law. Could Naruto defeat the one-tail. What she remember from her shinobi days those who house the one-tails were always driven man. "She'll be fine. She is the strongest out of all them that returned." He told his wife trying to reassure her as Inoichi now looked on with fear. As his princess was there in the stands watching the fights going on. He worried she could be caught in the crossfire.

"Your daughter will be fine. The others are there, and they will stop anything that comes to the stands." Said Shikaku as he knew what his friends was thinking. Inoichi just nodded his head to this. But still held his fear within him. For he saw what happen when Biju's where set lose in battle and it was titans swatting flies and the shinobi where the flies.

Hokage Tower

Tsunade growled. "That bastard."

Tower in the forest of Death

"So are we going to do this or we going to watch you just play with your sand?" Question Naruto as she was getting bored just watching the sand going wild.

Gaara narrowed his eyes as his sand shot at her. Crashing down onto the ground where Naruto once stood. But there was no blood and blood curdling screams form where she stood.

"I would have expected better from you. But it appears they really didn't train you and allowed you to figure out how to use your little sand you have. It would be better if you spend your time building sandcastles then fighting." Said Naruto who appeared behind Gaara sending a spin kick the back of his head connecting and sending him flying as he was moving faster then his sand could cover and block her. He was sent sailing into the wall. Where he exploded into a cloud of sand.

All in the stands and those watching on tv had wide eyes as they didn't think the girl was that powerful. She was proving to be more powerful than their holier than thou last Uchiha.

Orochimaru narrowed his eyes from up where all the Jonin stood with their students watching the other fighters. 'The Kyubi brat is proving to be more powerful and deadlier than Sasuke-kun. She moves different that I have seen anyone else and her fighting style is different than what I have seen before.' He thought to himself as he was licking his lips. 'Maybe I should give the Kyubi brat a little present and see who would use my little gift to its fullest Potential.'

Naruto stopped and looked up to where to Oto Jonin-sensei stood and couldn't shake the feeling he was looking at her in the creepiest of ways. It left her feeling unsettle and dirty. She was going to need a long bath after this. That is for sure and she will have to tell her grandmother about this as well. For if there was a creeper in the village like this. Who was to say he wouldn't try something against a civilian girl who is too weak to fight back.

As she looked back to Gaara a large fist made out of sand come flying at her making impact sending her flying across the area floor into the wall under where the 3rd Hokage stood watching. The sand slowly rolled down her body and she spit out some blood and sand out of her mouth. "Blah that stuff is nasty. When was the last time you washed your sand?" She question the boy before her that now had a demonic look on his face. His once pale teal eyes had taken on an amber with a black star like pattern in them. "Shit." She swore under her breath as Gaara had used this time to let Shukaku out of him.

"YES! I'M FREE AND I'LL KILL YOU BEFORE MY DAMN BROTHER IS SET FREE!" Roared a demonic crazed voice from the sand face that formed over Gaara's head as the boy had fallen asleep and allowed his inner demon to take over.

"I DON'T THINK SO YOU DAMN BASTARD!" Yelled Naruto as she flow though some hands signs as all the Jonin and the others began to freak out as the One-tail was set free during this part of the exam.

In a huge poof of smoke a Roar was heard and everyone in the arena froze. As the clouds around the roar cleared there standing before everyone was The Kyubi no Yoko or Kyubi no Kitsune. Whatever one likes to call him. His crimson eyes had amusement dancing in them as he looked at all the shinobi in the room. Half of them looked like they had heart attacks or about to have one.

"STILL UP TO YOUR BULLSHIT TRICKS SHUKAKU?" Question Kurama in his booming voice that made everyone fall to their knees.

The crazed coon-dog looked to his oldest and strongest brother. "WHAT THE HELL?! HOW ARE YOU OUTSIDE YOUR SEAL WITHOUT OVER TAKING YOUR HUMAN?" Demanded Shukaku as he wanted to know and was panicking. For the only way of that happening. His amber eyes widen as he looked at Naruto. "HUMAN DID YOU SIGN HIS SCROLL?" He asked Naruto as she grinned at the one-tail.

"Yeah I did. We are partners and a team. Maybe something you should think about being with your human." Said Naruto as she glares at him.

Shukaku scuffs at the idea of him being partners with a lonely human. He would rather drive the boy crazy then be his friend.

"She is right. You gain more power if you are one with your human." Said Kurama with a shit eating grin on his face.

In the stands the 3rd Hokage watched with fear as the Kyubi spoke about working along side Naruto as if was nothing new. He had to order his Shinobi to stand down as this fight was something, they couldn't handle for this was a fight between two Titans.

Orochimaru stood off to the side watching as his coal grey eyes lingered on Naruto a little longer. 'She is something else.' He thought to himself.

"Hokage-sama. Please don't worry. This isn't the first time Naruto and Kurama have gone into battle together." Said Steve as he had a smile on his face.

He looks over at Steve. "I know I have seen the video's Tony had brought back with you all when you return back to the Nations." He said as everyone looked to the Hokage and Steve Rogers.

Anko walks up to her boyfriend. "Lover why didn't you tell me about this or show me the videos?" She asked him in a sickly-sweet voice.

He began sweating bullets as he looks down at his girlfriend. "Well sugarplum you never asked, and I was planning to show you the videos before the 3rd stage as I know you are going to be placing bets on all my kids." He told her with a smile on his face. He was praying to God that she didn't let her snakes lose one him.

Anko stood there for a few seconds. Slowly she nodded her head and smiled at him. "Alright. I'll forgive you this time. Anyways I have already placed a bet on Naruto with this matching going on." She said with a wide grin.

Steve just sweat dropped at his girlfriends antics. 'If anyone would have told me I would be dating a crazy snake mistress. I would have laughed at them. But now I can't picture my life without her.' His eyes widen at that thought. He was truly falling for the woman that stood next to him. That had slowly moved over to his shoulders now hanging off of him.

Tony shot Steve a knowing smirk. As Steve slightly blushed and looked down at the arena to not look over at his friend.

Naruto quickly worked on seal that would stop all of Shukaku's attacks from hitting anyone who is just watching. As she finished the seal the arena glowed a soft crimson before a faint wall appeared around the arena.

"Alright Kurama. Your free to go all out." Called Naruto as she grinned up at her best friend and partner.

"About damn time kit." Growled out Kurama as he had been dodging all of the sand that Shukaku's sand attacks that had just been acting as whips.

"HAHA! NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME. NOW BOW TO ME KURAMA!" Shukaku laughed insanely with his paws held out wide. Laughing with his head lead back.

Before Shukaku knew what happen nine-tails shot out and began whipping him as five of the nine-tails wrapped around Shukaku's body and held him down on his belly as his butt was up in the air. The remaining four-tails began spanking his one-tail baby brother.

"FATHER SHOULD HAVE SPANKED YOU LITTLE BROTHER!" Roared Kurama with laughter as he smirked at his now teary face little brother trying to push himself up and use his single tail to stop those four-tails from spanking him.

"STOP IT! IT'S NOT FAIR! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MEAN TO ME. ALWAYS BULLIED ME!" Weld Shukaku as big fat tears rolled down his sandy cheeks.

Kurama just scuffed at him. "IF YOU WOULD STOP ACTING UP AND MAKING TROUBLE. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUNISH YOU." He told him as he was smirking down at the little baby before him. Slowly Kurama stopped spanking the Shukaku as he was now curled up crying in the corner of the arena.

Gaara awoke from summoning Shukaku. "Why are you so frighten of him?" Rasped out Gaara. After his seal was fixed, he was able to let Shukaku out with easy and sleep without going mad. But still kept up his act for he didn't want word to get back to his father that his seal was fixed.

"Boy don't make me eat you. My little brother is the weakest of all nine Biju's and you are weak as well for you rely too heavily on your sand to protect you. Now shut up and tell him sorry." Growled out Kurama as he flashed his teeth at the crimson hair boy. Gaara quickly nodded his head and walked up to Shukaku.

"Mother I am sorry." Said Gaara as that was what he was used to always calling him.

A teary eyed Shukaku looks down at the boy he had been sealed into since before birth. "I'm not your mother pup. I am just the Biju just forced into you before birth and also the reason your mother died that night you where born for that damn seal was unstable." Said Shukaku.

Gaara just nodded his head and placed his hand on Shukaku's paw and gave him a creepy smile that he was trying to give him one that was soft and gentle. With that Shukaku returned into his host. "Porter I have given up." Said Gaara as he turned and looked at Naruto as Kurama fades away from the arena and the seal drops all around them.

Naruto smiles at Gaara. "If you need a friend. I'll be your friend." She told him. As Gaara nodded his head and walked back to his brother and sister.

Naruto return to her team. Minus Sasuke. As everyone just looked at her with shock and wide eyed.

"Well it looks like the battle between brothers was settled with their host and Naruto winning the match." Said Deadpool as he looks at the TV camera.