Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.

Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.

"Speaking"

"Thinking"

"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"

"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"

Jutsu.

AN: This chapter will be divided in sub chapters. What I mean is that some of the perspective changes will have their own tittle as if they were actual chapters. Just because it sounds epic to me but I don´t have enough ideas to fill an actual chapter XD. Do enjoy please.

In times of war…

Orochimaru, now controlling the deceased Hokage brothers, started to laugh as they pushed A and his old sensei. Yes, his plan was perfect. Even if he dared not to resurrect the founders at their full strength, this weaker yet immortal versions where enough to carry his revenge against the Leaf.

The Shodai started his offensive with Fire release: Fire dragon jutsu. But the third stopped it with his own Water release: Water dragon followed by a combination of Secret jutsu: roof tile shuriken and Secret jutsu: Shuriken shadow clone jutsu. This caused a huge shower of sharpened roof tiles that forced the Senju brothers to move before the Nindaime could take control of his student´s technique. But Hiruzen was not done! After the improvised shuriken shower an Earth release: Mud dragon followed swift. Hashirama started one of his Wood release jutsu when the old warrior shouted: "NO you won´t! Secret jutsu: Dragon bullet!" And his mud dragon started shooting several volleys of decent sized fire balls.

"Impressive! So you are able to change the nature of the attacks your dragon jutsu does? No wonder why my brother chose you as his successor… but aren´t you a bit old? Is there a reason why you are not retired Hiruzen-kun?"

"Brother, look at the stone faces. There ought to be a 4th. So either is fighting in another place or is deceased. Besides, last time I checked he was able to use 4 elements and was resourceful as hell. Not quite on our level, but strong enough to hold our legacy" Said Tobirama engaging his disciple in taijutsu. "Tell me Monkey what have been of the village I entrusted you?"

"Dark times sensei. I´m sorry, I couldn´t prevent it. I was not strong enough." Lamented the Third. A took opportunity and crushed the Nindaime´s neck with a fast hook.

"I told you not to develop this jutsu Tobi." Said Hashirama as his brother´s neck just started reforming. "Mito told you that even if it was good intended, it was too dangerous. And you know that what Mito says…" Both brothers shuddered.

"Wow the previous Hokage, the Famous Senju Brothers were sooooo whipped." Thought the alieve fighters.

"Ancestors forgive me. Under my watch the village emerged victorious from the last wars, and then I retired. But tragedy came to my successor. Someone forced the Kyubi to rampage and the Forth and his wife, the Jinchuriki, dies resealing the beast. After that the village blamed the Uchiha. They ploted a coup d'état and one of them slaughtered the whole clan but his younger brother." Hiruzen´s voice cracked while mourning his mistakes.

"Also the villagers and a lot of the ninja blamed the new jinchuriki and tried to have her killed behind the Hokage´s back. Luckily for the last of the Uzumaki, my brother rescued her." Said A fighting Hashirama and breaking his Wood release jutsu with lightning.

"WHAT? What do you mean with last Uzumaki?" Shouted the First.

"During the last war, my predecessor erased Uzushiogakure. I did not agree, the Uzumaki were neutral mostly… and it cost us dearly." Lamented A.

"You´re lying. Kumogakure, as mighty as it was, had no chances of taking Uzushio." Asgued Tobirama.

"Kumo, Iwa, Kiri and traitors from Konoha worked together to destroy the village hidden in the whirlpools and hunt down their survivors. No one knows how many survivors are left, but there was a main branch Uzumaki here in Konoha. Of all the attackers only a 10% survived. Those redheads were and are the nightmares of lots of shinobi even today." Explained the Raikage. No village fully recovered from what was known as the Uzumaki red stand. "I might not be part of this village, but you have my word as Kumogakure´s Raikage that the last Uzumaki will be treated like a princes and will uphold her legacy. That I swear."

"Wood release: Naivety of the forest!" The First of the Hokage turned the inside of the barrier into a forest, so his jutsu would be more effective. "I do hope that you both survive… and, even if I am not happy with the destiny of both the Uchiha and the Uzumaki… I entrust you with my wife´s clan legacy young man."

"Thissss issss boring! Lessss speaking and more killing!" Hissed the snake man.

The ballad of Choji the great.

Karui separated from her companions to assist the Konoha Genin, who were escorting a big group of civilians to the shelters. In the way they out of the stadium they encountered several Oto shinobi, but the Jonins took care of them. Ino was using her jutsu on a bird to decide in a route far from the fighting and the snake summons when she spotted a group of civilians that were alone and in danger, still inside the stadium.

"There are still more civilians in danger! We can´t leave yet." Said the blonde returning to her body.

"Come on Choji, you can do this. Shikamaru is counting on you. Everyone is depending on you. Shika said that you could make the difference, and Shika is always right!" "I… I´ll go save them! Keep going… Keep going I´ll be all right!"

"Choji-kun…" Started Ino, concerned for his friend. "Don´t worry Ino-chan. You know what Shika says all the time, that I am…" "The strongest Genin when properly motivated!" Said both teammates together.

"Okay Cho. I trust in you too!" Said Ino accepting.

"Don´t worry blondie! He´ll have Kumo´s sharpest blade backing him up." Said Karui nudging the Yamanaka Heiress. She nodded gratefully. "Lead the way Big-boy, I got your back!" Karui winked at the Akimichi who flustered a bit.

"My gossip sense is tingling crazy! Looks like this Karui girl has a thing for our big boned friend!" Thought Ino internally grinning and drooling like someone about to devour a steak after being famished.

Moments later the pair arrived where the seven civilians where. Discovering that the door was blocked. A quick slash from Karui and the group entered the corridors leading to the exit. And they were near it when a group of enemy ninja blocked their path.

"Look at this! More play things!" Sneered one of the Oto ninja.

"I call dibs in those civilian girls. You can kill the mans and do whatever you want with the Kumo kunoichi." Said other licking his lips while his lustful eyes made a pass on the civilian girl, the mother and her 7 year old daughter.

"You are a twisted fuck you now?" Giggled one of the enemy kunoichi. "Oh but he is our twisted fuck." Said the eldest shinobi. The 5 enemy ninja´s cruel laughs unnerved the civilians and angered Karui.

"Ok choji you can do it! Shika says that in cramped places, if I don´t restrain myself I am nearly unbeatable. C´mon Choji you can do this! This are not your friends nor a spar, this is the enemy of Konoha! Konoha is depending on you!" Thought Choji. In his mind Shikamaru´s voice keep repeating "Konoha is depending on you!"

"I have to fight for Konoha. Shikamaru is counting on me… Konoha is counting on me… I must protect the will of fire! Protect those who cannot protect themelves!... Konoha… Konoha! KONOHA!" Choji started rambling like he was touched in the head.

"Looks like fatty is getting crazy! Jajajaja what a moron!" Laughed the Oto shinobi.

"Ko-NO-HAAAAAAA! OOOOOOOOORAH! NINJA ART: PARTIAL EXPANSION JUTSU! YOU´LL NOT HARM THE PEOPLE OF THIS VILLAGE! NOT AS LONG AS CHOJI AKIMICHI IS HERE TO DEFEND KONOHA!"

Choji then started running to the enemies. One of the Kunoichi threw several kunai in his direction. Karui was about to intervene when Choji, shouting Konoha again, used his Supersized punch to deflect them and throw his opponents against the wall. The sounds of battle attracted more enemies.

"Okay, everyone behind me! Supersized Boxing!" Shouted the big boned boy releasing steam from his nose like an enraged bull. Moving like a boxer Choji advanced with small hops while launching punch after punch. Every time that an enemy was in the desired range his arms enlarged sending a giant's hook instead of a normal one, completely demolishing his opponents.

It really didn´t matter if they were stronger than him. In the narrow corridor Choji was an unstoppable bulldozer. Also, not sending two punches at the same distance he kept them unable to predict his reach. When they arrived to a cross between corridors some of the ninja coming from the sideway threw explosive kunais to the chubby warrior.

"SECRET JUTSU: MEAT TANK!" Shouted Choji tanking the damage by turning himself in a big ball-like thingy. "Uooooooooooh! Take this! And this! And some more!" His enormous fist flew smashing the Suna and Oto ninja with ease.

"Ho-hot-o. Oh kami I´m blushing…" Thought Karui.

The group made it outside the stadium just to meet another enemy squad. But Choji, exalted as he was did not care. "Protect the civilians Kumo-san." He said/ordered. "Secret jutsu: Human boulder!" The Akimichi jumped turning again in his meat tank form, but without arms or legs. He descended crashing in the surprised foes. "Secret jutsu: Human Bowling! Follow me!" Then he started to roll and bounce crashing against every hostile he found on his way.

Several streets latter the young Akimichi turned back to his normal form. "Lightning release: piercing iron bolt!" Shouted Karui impaling with her sparking sword the ninja who tried a sneak attack on his new companion.

"Careful Hoto-boy, you are lucky that I am here!" "No way I said that aloud" Karui turned into a red traffic light.

"Yeah, thanks Kumo-san. Wow your jutsu really has a curious effect on your skin, you are bright red now!" Said the innocent boy before turning back to smash his enemies with giant punches and kicks.

"Oh kami he is so oblivious yet so cute and strong! Am I falling hot in love?"

"Ca-call me Karui Hoto-boy, I mean Choji-kun! Let´s fight together. Ninja art: Summoning jutsu! Help me Barun!" In a puff of smoke a decent size bear wearing a Samurai armour and wicked looking gauntlets with sword like claws appeared.

"Hmm hmmm. Karui-chan what do you need of me?" Asked the armoured white bear. "Barun-san help me and Hoto-boy escort this civilians to safety."

"Oooh? Would this Hoto-boy be the young lass smashing people right there? Hmm Hmm I approve! This is far better that the skinny cubs that your village has to offer. A fine mate indeed" Grinned the bear, totally amused by the red cheeks in the golden eyed teen.

"Ba-barun-san! This is not the moment not the place for that kind of conversation!" Sputtered Karui regaining her composure, better said trying to. Then, civilians, kunoichi and bear run after the young hero Shouting Ko-NO-HA! While smashing shinobi here and there.

Choji´s deeds were told to children for years as the ballad of Choji the Great, the boy who overcame his fear and turned into a brave giant to protect his beloved village.

Proud Lady of the Uzumaki

Bee and Hinata arrived to the barrier and the small Kumo ANBU team surrounded them awaiting for orders. Hinata stood proud, looking at the under attack village, sensing the help her mate just sent. She knew her duty, she knew what the Uzumaki future matriarch was supposed to do in this situations.

"ANBU! You are to protect me! Bee, let´s get you inside the barrier while my troops arrive!" She commanded.

"Hinata, do you remember the seal or want me to help you?"

"I think I remember it well enough. But please oversee my work Mother"

"Gladly… Use Gyuki´s ink and natural chakra to power the seal my dear."

"Bee-sensei, I need Gyuki-san´s ink. Make a puddle for me here." Hinata took a deep breath and said: "Shirogan!" And began performing Yoga like movements.

Bee spit out a puddle of Biju ink as the shining white eyed girl moved atuning herself with the natural chakra around her. The ink started to react to the chakra dancing around.

Tayuya, the female kunoichi holding the barrier, glared at the Kumo ninja, amused. "It´s useless, no one can pass through Orochimaru-sama´s barrier." She thought that they didn´t hear her, after all what she did was closer to whisper than to something said aloud. But Bee did, and smirked.

"I am Hinata of the Uzumaki. Wife of the clan head, future matriarch of the clan! This barrier in nothing to the ancestral ways of our people. Uzumaki style… Sealing arts: Imposed door!" Hinata put her hands together and then pushed them in the barrier´s direction. The bubbling ink followed her drive and splashed in the red substance of the barrier forming two black rings with unknown characters between them.

Yes, the seal was burned away by the barrier, yet some parts of the seal remained. The bluenete keep motioning and thrusted her hands again. Another splash of ink, more characters remained. "A seal, legacy of the Whirlpool. Ink, courtesy of Gyuki-sama, all powered by the very own chakra of the world. This barrier pales in comparison to my Senjutsu-Biju powered seal." Chanted the lady. "Sealing arts: Imposed door I said!"

Once and again the ink covered the surface of the red barrier. The rings expanded forming a man sized circle in between. More ink and the space inside the seal started turning transparent.

"Bee-sensei! The opening is nearly ready! I don´t have enough control to let several people pass so you enter alone and I get our ANBU to escort me ok?"

"Ya heard tha lady you masked mans. I trust my pupil in your hands Yeah!" Rap the Jinchuriki. The barrier was practically gone inside the seal. "It is time you fools! I´ll teach you that Eight-o rules! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The first stage chakra cloak enveloped him, 2 tails for display, and the dark skinned man charged like a bull to the inside of the red cage.

In that very moment the Uzumaki legion arrived. The Konoha ANBU where completely baffled after each display of the Kumo ninja.

"The legion reporting for duty Ma´am. 20 teams under your command!" Reported one of the Odachi clones as all the legion saluted.

"Scatter. I want all of you in the city with two orders alone. Search and destroy! If you find civilians or injured ninja you are to escort them to safety and return to the hunting. Am I clear?!" Asked Hinata facing her troops.

"Ma´am! Yes Ma´am! Loud and clear!" Echoed the clones. After that each team jumped in a different direction.

"ANBU! We are going after those summons that breached pass Jiraya-sama´s toads."

"Hay!"

Family reunion

Naruto arrived at the clearing where Sasuke and Gaara where trying to kill each other. Her clones carrying Shikamaru and the beaten forms of Shino and Kankuro. The other Konoha ninja plus Temari jumped to them to check on their comrades.

Naruto whistled in admiration. "Wow they sure are trying to beat the crap out of each other right?"

"ARE YOU NUTS!? That monster is trying to kill Sasuke-kun!" "Of course she is nuts! She´s also a monster!" Screeched Sakura. The Suna siblings flinched in pain, because it was true, their baby brother was a monster.

"So?" Naruto shrugged. "Anyone has any ideas of what to do?"

"Yeah. I´m Pakkun by the way. Now that you are here Kiba, Akamaru and you can try to flank that boy. But I don´t know if that will be enough, he in a Jinchuriki after all. By the way… wanna touch my pads? Are really soft." Explained the dog summon. The original blonde took the pug in her arms and started touching his pads as she asked about Temari and Kankuro. The children of the Kazekage just told them that they would not interfere, after all the best plan with Gaara in this situations was to not get his attention.

"WOW! Your pads sure are soft! Any ways, don´t worry about Gaara-kun. I´ll deal with him. Just stay with my clones so they can protect your soft pads… I mean so that they protect you all je je je." Laughed Naruto scratching the back of her head.

"You are crazy! You hear me? CRAZY! My brother will slaughter you all. Ha has a demon inside of him! He is unstable and dangerous in a normal basis, but when he is like that only dad can stop him." Yelled Temari pointing at his yourger brother. Gaara´s both arms and half of his faced were morphed in those of the Ichibi. Also his gourd was part of his back and tail now.

The mini-Shukaku backhanded the young Uchiha. "Come on Uchiha! Is this all you got? I WANT YOU TO FIGHT ME MORE!"

Sakura rushed to the Emo prince shouting his name. Gaara, seeing this, extended his arm to crush her. But Kiba was faster and tackled her out of harm's way. But it was all for naught as the monstrous appendage split into two. Trapping them against the floor with grotesque finger like forms.

"Come on Uchiha! Make me feel alieve or your friends are goners! Jia jia jia jia!" Gaara´s voice sounded more like a snarl than actual words.

Sasuke then fucked it. He was running nearly out of chakra, and the fumes of his stamina. None of his jutsu proved useful but the Chidori and no way was he able to use it again. Hell, he even deactivated his Sharingan. So he just glared and called Gaara a monster.

Gaara laughed, hard. He keep laughing like a maniac while berating the last Uchiha. Remanding him that he was not but a pathetic ant if he was not able to keep fighting. Then sand came out from the floor enveloping the black haired boy.

"Je je je je Wajajajaja… first I am gonna crush your friends, then you and then your pathetic village! Sand burial!" The sand started crushing the three Leaf Genin. Sakura lost consciousness first, but before they died, Naruto´s Odachi, Kodachi and Katana clones free them.

"UZUMAKIIIIIII ! You are here! ZA HA HA HA HA! You! You scared mother! You´ll be the ultimate prove of my existence." Gaara rushed to the group cackling madly when Thunder, the clone wielding an iron ball with a chain, smashed him out of the way.

"Okay ladies! Protect the Genin while I do the job! Thunder, you support me."

"Roger that Bos!" The blonde started spinning her basketball sized metallic sphere, grinning.

"You are crazy! He is a demon! Gaara is going to kill you because you´re sticking your nose in other people's affairs! You are not even a Konoha ninja!" Shouted Kankuro, actually terrified.

"Oh? But this is actually my business… after all… We are family!" Said a grinning Naruto as her eyes turned blood red unnerving the Genin, except Uchiha and Haruno that were unconscious. But the Suna siblings soon realized the true implication of her words and that terrified them.

"Lightning release: Iron thunder!" Shouted Thunder as her ball was shot like a cannonball impacting in the angry Jinchuriki. Upon impact the lightning natured chakra was violently released, causing a kinetic release with a loud thundering sound. Gaara flew out of the clearing.

"Let´s do this cousin Gaara-kun!" Shouted the original charging after the redhead, Kubikiribocho in hand. The Genin could not see what happened next, just hear the maniacal laughter of the Suna host and the giggling of the other. And the devastating effect of their fight. All save Temari wanted nothing but to run, but they were enthralled by the spectacle. Temari was crushed by her own doubts. She wanted to flee, to run far from his monster of a brother, but still he was his younger brother. And she could not abandon him.

"UZUMAKI! MAKE ME FEEL ALIEVE!"

"Why? Are you a living dead or something? Don´t tell me that you a ghost! Shit I really am terrified of ghosts… AHA! I know! You have a terminal illness!" Joked the blonde.

"DIEEEEE!" Roared the Suna ninja sending his monster arms to the girl. Naruto just evaded in the last minute and sliced both with her massive blade coated in chakra. Said chakra severed the energy connecting the sand effectively turning the semi-biju cloak into common sand. "I don´t wanna!"

Naruto turned her crimson eyes to the yellow one in Gaara´s face stopping him for a moment. Thunder just Sunsined behind and set him airborne with a hard ascending smash. Naruto and some Shadow clones followed swift.

"U" Two clones kicked the boy from behind.

"ZU!" Another two latched to his arms.

"MA!" A clone jumped using the first two and buried her fists in his gut:

"KI!" three clones enveloped him in steel chains.

"SMASH COMBO!" The original delivered a powerful bash with her blade´s flat side. Gaara rocketed to the ground leaving a crater after the impact. The Suna siblings watched agape the blonde´s triumph.

Gaara, trembling, got up his transformation undone. "WHAAAAAAAAAAGH! NOoooo! Stop it MOTHER! YoU are DrivING me Crazy! What Do YOU want? You are not MAKING any sense. YOU Want me to FLEE but you are also demanding me her BLOOOOOD. AAAAAHHHHHH! IT HURTS MOTHER.

"Oh Kami, my brother sure is turning him crazy! Be ready Kit, here it comes!"

Gaara´s blood chilling scream pierced the air as he started to surround himself in sand. The cocoon was full of purple markings and started to grow till it was as big as a boss summon. Then it expanded revealing the form of Shukaku, the one tailed tanuki.

"WOAH! He´s ugly!" "THANKS no one else agreed with me about that topic. You, my little vixen just proved yourself a very intelligent being" Chuckled the Nine-tails.

"Take this Uzumaki. Desert Sandstorm!" A blast of wind full of sand came from the monster´s mouth. Naruto avoided it barely but Thunder was not so lucky.

Wind release: wind blade!" Shouted Naruto sending half-moon shaped wind blade from her blade to run across the beast´s arm. The sand started to mend the damage, slowly. That infuriated the untestable boy atop the Biju.

"YOU´LL PAY FOR THAT UZUMAKI! I´M GONA END YOU! Ninja art: Playing possum" And with that Gaara closed his eyes and Shukaku took control.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! I AM FREE AT LAST. TIME TO SLAUGHTER YOU ALL! AND THEN TO THE CITY. JAJAJAJAJA I WANNA HAVE FUN!"

"Well he is crazier than ever! I wonder what kind of crapy seal they used in my sweet and loving brother to turn him like that."

"Kurama-ka-chan you´re joking right?"

"Nop. My youngest brother is a total Tsundere. He plays the hard, cruel and uncaring macho role. But inside he is the sweetest of us all. He secretly took pride in helping lost people in the desert before the first sealing. Such a same. His seal must be turning him insane if he tricked that boy into thinking that he is his mother. For some one that takes pride of his manly ways to pretend being a woman…"

Kyubi couldn´t say more As Shukaku tried to step on them. Naruto then used the Ninja art: Summoning jutsu! To call Gamabunta. Meanwhile Naruto´s clones took the others to safety.

"It is you again? What do you want this time?" Roared the red toad boss.

"Oh come on Gamabuta-boss. Help me a little here please! It is hard to have a family reunion if I can´t look at my people in the eye because I´m tinny"

"Brat that is the Shukaku you want me to fight! Have you gone bananas? What did we say as using summons as shields!" The toad took a puff of smoke before releasing it angrily.

"Mah mah. Don´t get angry boss. I just need to get close to his head. Just help me get there and dispel. I won´t force you to fight." Argued Naruto.

"Okay N-chan… I´ll help you this time. I´ll even stick around in case you need me to help you more." Grumbled the big red softy.

"Thanks boss! You´re the best." Grinned the red eyed teen. "OOOOOOOY! UNCLE SHUKAKUUUU! Momma wants me to take a good look at your seal! Be a good uncle and help your niece out!"

"UNCLE!" Yelled everyone.

AN:

Yes. I know that both Naruto and Hinata seem overpower, and in a sense they are. Naruto virtually has a Chakra battery that never runs out living inside! And both had superior training. I´ll say that skill wise they can fight Tokubetsu Jonin level more or less.

Besides, in Naruto skills and powers are not everything. Kakashi is a very good example. Without the Kamui, even if he is a great fighter he is not Kage level due to lack of fancy powers, chakra reserves etc… but even if he has less chakra and lacks area effect OP jutsu, as an assassin he is superior. I mean, I believe Kakashi able to assassinate most Kage, even if in a fair fight he is not capable of beating them.

With our Ladies it happens the same. They are powerful indeed, but can be bested. Obviously if they use Biju powers they got stronger, but again they have perfect Jinchuriki training. And the Jinchuriki are the ultimate weapons… even if Kisimoto kept pampering the Uchiha with crazy eye powers…

In perspective Gai can. No Stop. Gai is OP not good comparison. Random faceless Konoha ANBU squirrel. Yes. ANBU Squirrel, if he knew that awakening Gaara would trap the Shukaku again, he could just shunsin, bitch-slap the kid and decapitate after the Shukaku is trapped again. But people doesn´t know about how to fight a Jinchuriki.

Got my point?