This will be the start of an event of sorts. I've been obsessed with Fire Emblem Three Houses as of late, in fact, it's ruined my writing schedule a bit. Welp, I hope y'all like this event, I might do this more in the future.
The most recent tournament has come to an end, and as always, the hands want to create something to sort of celebrate the moment. Grant it, it's not the most celebrated event in the world. The hands have decided on creating small three-month-long school-like events. The reason being is that the fighters haven't really had the most "normal" lives. The hands feel sympathetic about this. People don't understand what they have until they no longer have a grasp over it. The fighter's had already enrolled in the school that the hands created a way behind the mansion. With this school the fighters could find new talents, can get taught new abilities for future fights, and even grow the bonds of each other. "So basically this is Fire Emblem Three Houses?" Crazy Hand asked.
"Shut up," Master Hand said.
"You're crazier about that game than I am with anything sexual."
"I AM NOT OBSESSED."
"You already have 100 hours on the game, and you started last night, how you managed to do that, I dunno." Master Hand sighed and turned away.
"Are all the fighters there already?"
"Yup."
"The four teachers?"
"They're on their way now." They waited a little longer, taking the time to plan the future for the three months. One thing they know for certain, is a tournament at the end of the three months, how they will do it, they don't know just yet. Soon enough Mario, Ganondorf, Ike, and Ryu came in. They are the main teacher, the homeroom teachers if you will. There will be small teachers to teach more specific things in more detail. For instance, Falco is teaching about everything to do with guns, Marth is teaching about the usage of swords, Bayonetta chose to teach about witchcraft, Olimar is teaching about plantage-the ability over plants and pure leadership, Robin is teaching about Magic, Samus about projectiles, and Bowser about sheer bulk.
The homeroom teacher-or they like to be called professors-looked over the calendar for the month. The first event, which is to take place that day, involves the fighters, now being referred to as students, will pick which of the four teachers they are to be with for the remainder of the months. The students would then pick anywhere from 2-4 of the small teachers to either enhance their prowess over the teacher's said topic or to develop newfound abilities over them. "Now then, the students are currently looking through Smash Monastery and its facilities, so we can take this time to determine your class names. You'll also need a poster, so we invited Vincent to create the poster quickly," Master Hand explained. Vincent, with his irresistible luscious beard, walked in. He hasn't been seen since the incident that has now been titled Sammy Crammy. Mario went to talk with him first.
"So I was thinking that maybe Cap'n Fireballs would do well," Mario said.
"Alrighty then, so what'll the logo be."
"Well, I want Cappy to be engulfed in flames, like a fireball, and the streak behind him would be more flames as if it were flying through the air for a long while."
"Who's Cappy?" Mario took off his hat and spun it around his pointer finger and soon the cap grew two cartoony eyes where the M once laid. Vincent bounced back. "Jesus Christ, your cap has eyes. This better not be like The Hills Have Eyes, I don't wanna get eaten."
"I mean, he won't eat you, he'll just allow me to take control of your body and it'll allow me to do what the hell I want." Vincent looked away as he cleared his throat of the uneasy queasiness.
"Y-yea, I'll get right to your logo," Vincent nervously laughed. Mario placed Cappy back on his head and smiled as he stepped out of the office in the Monastery. The offices of all of the teachers are located on the second floor. Vincent was invited to work full-time in the Monastery, his position isn't really specified. The principals' office is located up on the second floor as well, however, it's not in the normal hall like the others. It's connected to the relatively large foyer-like room. This room serves no real purpose other than to give info on the month and to allow students to converse with the principal and vice-principal. There are various other facilities in this Monastery. Those include a Dining hall, which is only open from 7 a.m.-9 p.m., dorms for each of the students-which resembles the ones from the mansion-and the training grounds which is self-explanatory. There are small locations like the marketplace, stable, various courtyards, library, a few hallways, and a cathedral. This cathedral "worships" one god and four lords. Masahiro Sakurai, the god of creation, is well the god. The hands more or less created this "worshiping" of the god for the sole reason as to make it similar to Fire Emblem-even if Master Hand denies said reason. The four lords, Galeem; the lord of light, Dharkon; the lord of darkness, Tabuu; lord of passion, and Master Core; the lord of spirit.
By this point, all four teachers had created a name and, with the help of Vincent, created the logo. This logo is to be placed on a small banner that is to be perched when the house fights and in their respective classrooms. Ganondorf came up with the Dark Dorfs. The emblem is a fist that is surrounded by Ganondorf's dark energy. Ike came up with the Blue Strengths, and the logo is Ike's sword facing down and covered in the blue flames. Ryu came up Fiery Fighters and the logo was a simple uppercut of flames. Once all of this was ordered together, they set up booths in the large foyer. They each had a signup sheet with 11 spaces each. This signifies the fact that the majority of the classes will have 11, but due to an odd number, one class will have twelve.
Soon enough the students came in and the four teachers explained what they specialized in teaching. The teachers are required to teach in the various different ways of combat, but they will obviously know certain abilities more. After the teachers explained their strengths the students were given the chance to sign up. The foyer was extremely crowded and almost impossible to determine who was going where. Nearly an hour has passed and the crowd died down, allowing everyone to see who was with who. Master Hand and Crazy Hand looked over everyone. "Well, get to your classes, Smash monastery starts tomorrow," Master Hand. All the students and faculty left. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were left in the foyer.
"Why the hell, are you the principal," Crazy Hand asked.
"This was my idea."
"BULLSHIT, this was mine."
"Just shut up and deal with it." Crazy Hand crossed his fingers and huffed.
"Fine, but let it be known that I really hate you."
"I love ya too pal."
Mario and his Cap'n Fireballs made it to their classroom. Mario did a final check on the schedule. For this first month, there are three days dedicated to Mario teaching, and two days dedicated to mercenary-like jobs. With the help of the teleportation bus they are able to receive calls of help from all different types of worlds and their job would be to go and help. The students that are partaking in Mario's class. They chose it-most likely-for what Mario's expertise is, which happens to be in strength and pyromancy. Ness, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Swordfighter, Corrin, Junior, Sheik, Charizard, Lucina, Donkey Kong, Fox are all the students who chose to join Mario's Cap'n Fireballs. They all have the goal of learning strength and the ability to cast fire on will. Mario was still looking at the schedule and making plans for how he'll deal with the month when a piece of Salmon smacked the back of his head. Mario shot around and saw Yoshi and Swordifghter hide something behind their backs. Fox was just whistling in the corner, clearly suspicious. "I literally only turned around for five freaking minutes, where in god's name did you get a full-sized salmon?"
"The dining hall has some magnificent items," Swordfighter said trying to adjust whatever he had behind his back.
"Banana," Donkey Kong held up with a wide smile. Mario sighed and turned around.
"What did I get myself into?" Mario asked himself.
"HEY, THAT'S MY ASS," Donkey Kong yelled.
Ganon was way more strict with his class. People who chose to be with Ganondorf all have something in common. They want to learn how to achieve power over dark energy, and strength. The Dark Dorfs consist of Luigi, Sonic, Mr. Game and Watch, Lucas, Dark Pit, Wii Fit Trainer, Lucario, Meta Knight, Pikachu, Villager, and Gunner. Ganondorf is someone who instantly made them sit in assigned seats instantly. None allowed to speak, just sit and listen. "Tomorrow will be our first day of lectures, so, I'll need you guys to go over to the library and read books based on the dark energy. I will test your knowledge of the subject. I will not be responsible for every little thing you need to know."
"YES SIR," the students all said in unison.
Ike is a strict, but understanding teacher. His expertise lies within, what he calls, weapon's flame. He will help the students use their weapons effectively, and allow those weapons to engulf themselves in the flame of their spirit. Little Mac, Greninja, Wario, Mega Man, Pac-Man, King Dedede, Duck Hunt, Pit, Shulk, Roy, Link, and Rosalina are the students who felt Ike would be the best for them. "So, if any of you have questions, I'll be more than ok with answering. Tomorrow I'll go over the schedule for the month," Ike said.
"How are we able to do what you do, how is it possible?" Greninja asked.
"Well, due to how this world works, it sort of downloaded our talents in a way, making it so anyone can learn what everyone else can do. It's complicated and just very convenient to the person who's writing this."
"Writing?" Pac-Man asked.
"Don't worry 'bout it."
The final class is Ryu's. His expertise lies within what's called Inner Chi. Ryu will be able to teach his students how they could reach that inner chi that everyone has and use it to their advantage. This'll also lead to the students getting an overall power buff. Ryu is a strict teacher, but unlike Ganondorf, his strictness doesn't stem from evil. His strictness stems from the genuine fighting ability that stays in his mind. This ability he holds was able to keep his students calm already. They were ready to learn, despite the fact they knew studying and learning didn't start just yet. They were ready due to the respect they have for him. Brawler, Peach, Dr. Mario, Diddy Kong, Zelda, Toon Link, Kirby, Palutena, Zero Suit Samus, Captain Falcon, and Mewtwo all felt this was the best choice for them. Captain Falcon raised his hand. "What's the matter?" Ryu asked.
"Is there any studying needing to be done?" Captain Falcon asked.
"No, not yet. But the library does have books about chi if you wanna get ahead on your learning. Now, we have the first mission out of the other classes, so it is suggested you train up now, you should know where the training grounds are. You are dismissed." The students stood up in an orderly fashion and left in that same fashion. Ryu walked over to the calendar on the wall and looked it over. A little time later the other teachers came in. Mario was clearly exhausted.
"Tough day Mario?" Ike asked.
"You don't even know the half of it," Mario sighed. Ryu walked over to them.
"I had no trouble, they listened to me well," I said.
"Same here," Ganondorf pointed to himself, clearly proud of himself.
"That's 'cause you're a scary monster," Ike said crossing his hands. Ganondorf glared at Ike and clenched his fist, and some of his energy peered out. He then calmed himself.
"Fair enough."
"Wow, you actually have a heart," Mario taunted. Ganondorf focused his energy into his fingers and flicked Mario, this sent him flying out of the classroom.
"Well then, if that's what you're teaching your students, then I better step my game up," Ryu said. Ganondorf gave a small chuckle and looked at Ryu. He held out his hand. Ryu took his hand and they shook. They looked at Ike.
"Not much of a handshake guy, but I can't wait to see your students on the battlefield." Ryu and Ganondorf shared a glance.
"And us too." The three of them walked out stepping all over Mario. Mario popped up and growled.
"I'M STILL IN THIS GAME!" he yelled.
"Yea, but we all know we're better," Ike called out. Mario stomped the ground and crossed his arms.
"I'll show them, my students will be the best. Just you wait."