INT. DDP'S GYM

TONI is rearranging the exercise equipment. KEVIN walks into the room and pauses.

TONI: Hey, Kev. I can't talk for long; I have a yoga appointment at one.

KEVIN: That's... me.

TONI: Really?

KEVIN: Please don't make fun of me.

*Laugh Track*

TONI: Why would I do that? Yoga is great for building core strength and increasing cardio.

KEViN: That's what I'm hoping for.

TONI lays out a dark blue yoga mat. KEVIN lays out a pink mat.

TONI: Pink, huh?

KEVIN: It's Charlotte's!

*Laugh Track*

TONI: Ok, first we stand shoulder-width apart. I'll stand with my back to you so you can better mirror my actions.

KEVIN stands like TONI. TONI bends over to touch her toes. KEVIN'S eyes go wide.

*Laugh Track*

KEVIN: You don't wear underwear?

TONI quickly stands up.

TONI: What are you talking about?

KEVIN: Your yoga pants are see-through.

TONI: Why are you staring at my ass?!

KEVIN: Why aren't you wearing anything under them?!

TONI: Why do you have a-?! Oh my god!

KEVIN covers his private area and flees the room as a *Laugh Track* plays.

[OPENING CREDITS SEQUENCE]

DIRECTED BY: CHRIS R. JACKSON & JOSEPH THOMAS

CREATED BY: ThatWrestlingFanWrites

*15 second MnMs commercial

*15 second McDonald's commercial

*30 second preview of new Kardashian's show that makes you wonder what happened to the world

*1 minute trailer for upcoming action movie

INT. KEVIN and SUMMER'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

KEVIN enters the apartment and frantically locks the door. SUMMER is sitting on the couch.

SUMMER: Hey, babe.

KEVIN: Nothing!

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Are you ok? The workout didn't go well?

KEVIN: No, it was... fine. I ran for like... eight blocks?

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: I'm proud of you, babe. We just gotta keep it up.

SUMMER walks up to KEVIN and kisses him.

SUMMER: I made you a kale smoothie.

KEVIN: Gross.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: It's good and good for you. It can help vision problems, help blood flow... increase sex drive.

*Oooh Track*

KEVIN: (laughing nervously) I assure you I have no problems "downstairs."

*Laugh Track*

INT. ALEXA AND BECKY'S APARTMENT (KITCHEN)

BECKY and ALEXA are playing cards at the kitchen table.

ALEXA: (lays down a card) Uno!

BECKY: That's weird since we're playing Texas Hold 'Em.

*Laugh Track*

TONI enters the room.

BECKY: Hey, babe. How was work?

TONI: Kevin got a boner during our appointment.

ALEXA: Normal day then?

*Laugh Track*

BECKY: Well, it is laundry day.

TONI: Why does that matter?

BECKY: We all wear our worst clothes when we have nothing else to wear. I'm only wearing a tank top and spandex with tears in the legs because I literally have nothing else to put on.

ALEXA: Could've worn a shirt that isn't torn above the chest.

*Laugh Track*

TONI: I'm wearing the leggings that are see-through.

BECKY: What?

TONI: The ones I wore last week when you wanted to... roleplay?

ALEXA: Ok, I don't talk about sleeping with Seth in front of you two.

*Laugh Track*

BECKY: So Kevin saw your butt? Who cares? He's seen mine plenty of times.

TONI: Babe... it's laundry day.

BECKY: I know.

TONI raises her eyebrows.

BECKY and ALEXA: Oh, god.

*Laugh Track*

*15 second MnMs commercial

*15 second McDonald's commercial

*30 second preview of new Kardashian's show that makes you wonder what happened to the world

*1 minute trailer for upcoming action movie

INT. KEVIN AND SUMMER'S APARTMENT (BATHROOM)

KEVIN is in the shower. SUMMER is brushing her teeth.

SUMMER: You sure everything is ok, babe? You seemed a little uneasy a second ago.

KEVIN: (inside the shower) I wasn't expecting company.

SUMMER: Do you always cheat on your diet in the shower?

*Laugh Track*

KEVIN: (mouth full of food) It's vegetarian ravioli!

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER's phone starts to ring.

SUMMER: It's Becky.

KEVIN: (pulling open the curtain) Don't answer that!

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: (answering the phone) Hey, girl... Yeah, Kev's right here... Sure, that sounds like fun. I'm sure he'll say yeah. (hangs up phone) Becky invited us over for dinner and game night.

KEVIN stands in silence for a second.

KEVIN: Nothing else?

SUMMER: No, not really. (she spits out her toothpaste and kisses KEVIN) Just that you saw Toni's butt.

SUMMER leaves and KEVIN exclaims in shock as a *Laugh Track* plays.

*15 second MnMs commercial

*15 second McDonald's commercial

*30 second preview of new Kardashian's show that makes you wonder what happened to the world

*1 minute trailer for upcoming action movie

INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE ALEXA AND BECKY'S APARTMENT

KEVIN and SUMMER walk up to the door.

KEVIN: I don't want to do this.

SUMMER: Because your friend's girlfriend gave you a boner?

*Laugh Track*

KEVIN: Yes.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER knocks on the door. BECKY answers, wearing a sports bra and yoga pants.

BECKY: Hello, you two.

KEVIN: (mumbling) Are you serious?

*Laugh Track*

INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

KEVIN, BECKY, and SUMMER walk into the room.

BECKY: Dinner will be ready soon.

TONI, ALEXA, and DANA are all wearing similar outfits as BECKY. SETH, SAMI, and BAYLEY are sitting on the sofa. SETH and SAMI are sitting crosslegged, while BAYLEY is sitting with her knees pulled against her chest.

KEVIN: Why are you guys sitting like that?

SETH and SAMI give KEVIN a dirty look.

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: This is not a safe place... this is not a safe place...

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER removes her jacket to reveal she's also wearing the same attire as BECKY.

KEVIN: Oh come on!

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Are you ok, Kevin?

KEVIN: I can't believe I'm angry about being in a room full of women dressed like this.

TONI: Well, we'd thought we'd give you a hard time after you checked me out this afternoon.

KEVIN: What about them?

SETH: I held the door open for a woman at the grocery store.

SAMI: Bayley got in the shower with me...

BAYLEY: ...I thought he was Dana.

*Laugh Track*

INT. ALEXA AND BECKY'S APARTMENT (KITCHEN)

EVERYONE is sitting around the table.

TONI: What's for dinner?

BECKY: Rump roast.

KEVIN drops his head on the table

*Laugh Track*

BECKY: Kev, you're being too hard on yourself... oh, I didn't mean it like that!

*Laugh Track* while KEVIN throws his hands in the air.

TONI: It's all in good fun. It's mainly to make fun of you for this afternoon. But we all also wanted to do something like this for a while.

SETH: Why?

ALEXA: You guys are the sweetest. You cook for us, clean the apartments without complaining or thinking we owe you anything.

SUMMER: Take us out on nice dates.

BAYLEY: Came to my poetry slam. Even though I knew a night like this would probably kill me.

*Laugh Track*

DANA: Why am I here then? I'm single as hell.

LIV walks into the kitchen dressed just like the other girls.

LIV: Sorry, I'm late. You said to just let myself in.

BECKY: Dana, you remember Liv from 2B.

BAYLEY: Ahhhh...

*Laugh Track*

KEVIN: Why all together like this? It's a little strange.

ALEXA: We've been meaning to have a big dinner like this with everyone. So we thought it'd be funny to see how you all reacted.

KEVIN: Where's AJ and Charlotte?

BECKY: Charlotte says she never had a chance to get out of the bedroom.

*Laugh Track*

KEVIN: Well... thanks. This is pretty nice to have everyone here.

SETH: Your boob's out, Bayley.

BAYLEY: Son of a bitch!

*Laugh Track*

INT. DANA AND SAMI'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

LIV can be heard moaning in DANA's room. SAMI, visibly upset, emerges from his room and pounds on the door.

SAMI: Dana, it's one in the morning! Can you wrap it up?!

DANA taps SAMI on the shoulder.

DANA: I just got back from work.

SAMI and DANA stare at each other in confusion, then rapidly bang on the door.

SAMI: Bayley! Open the door!

DANA: This isn't funny!

*Laugh Track*

[END CREDITS SEQUENCE]