Merry Christmas everybody! No, I don't have my computer back, I'm mooching someone else's, but on the bright side it is Christmas break, so that means I have plenty of time to crank out some chapters!
Thank you Ariadne Gabrielle Gazmen and SkylarkStark for following, favoriting and reviewing!
Guest Reviews:
Aitty: "- So when she said the robes weren't yellow, of course they weren't yellow. The Ancient One's robes weren't yellow either! THEY WERE TUSCAN SUN!
...no I didn't google a reference picture and shades of yellow just to make that joke.
- a SING RING! I bet all it does is play a repeat of Moonlite's Let it Go!" 1. I always thought they were a sort of a daffodil myself. And I too did not google fancy words for yellow... 2. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
AGrapeWithNoSoul: "-Geez, what is it with her and Frozen? I thought she said she hated Disney because it was "consumerest" or whatever.
-The "Kamal Taj" thing feels like more Asian bashing, putting an L instead of an R. Either Hanna's being racist again or Matt is trying to be satirical.
-Protagonist going to the sanctum of a wise woman to demand that she "Learn me teh magicks" followed by "Why?" This is just a ripoff of her Hecate chapter!
-It didn't even occur to Mordo that he could be the new Sorcerer Supreme/Supremo? I mean, I guess it happened in the movie too, so fine. It's strange that Evva throws him a compliment (he has "very bad ass clothes and a cool sword") Anyway, we can add...Morcilius? Kordo?...to the list of weird xxxMoonlitexxx ships.
-Between Evva opening a portal to throw the teapot after the Ancient One and Kaecilius politely agreeing to judge the duel (but it has to be quick, because he's on a schedule here, summoning Dormammu and all) this chapter feels deliberately comedic. The Trolluminati needs to dial it back a bit." 1. Like most sheeple, xxMoonlitexx immediately fell in love with Frozen because of the catchy songs, without bothering to examine the story at more than surface level and realize just how utterly mediocre it is. *ahem* *waits for the flames to begin* 2. Its hard to tell with Hannah/Matt/whoever the hell is actually writing this, but it has to be intentional because L and R are miles apart on the keyboard. 3. At least she doesn't abuse her boyfriend this time around... 4. Mordo is sick of all this bulls***. He doesn't want to be Sorcerer Supremo, he just wants to be left alone with his boyfriend! Also Morcilius is an adorable ship name. 5. All of xxMoonlitexx's "literally just recapping the movies" chapters have a (possibly intentional) sillier tone to them.
Guest: "I went to read the original and noticed there are only 4 chapters left. Wow, I didn't realize you were so close to the end. Were you planning on reading the Moon Daughter sequel next, since it looks extremely unlikely that Evva will ever be officially completed?" I know, the end is nigh! It's almost sad... not! It's possible I'll be spork Moondaughter 2 next, but there are also a lot of other projects I'd like to sink my teeth into, so it's hard to say. At the end of this book I'll provide a list of potential future projects and hold a poll for what I should do next.
ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Guys, I'm on TV Tropes! Ok, well, not really, I don't have a trope page or anything, but there's a link to my Moondaughter spork on the page relating to xxMoonlitexx's works! I'm famouse(ish)!
19...The Dule of Magicks
I went firstly, I made 2 portels, 1 next to me and 1 behind Docter Stranges head, You idiot- its only one portal, with two openings. Duh. quickly I threw a sharp piece of light threw the first portel & it went threw the other portel but Docter Strange cheated an moved out of the way so it cut the wall instead. Well maybe he wouldn't have had time to do that if you'd made only one portal like you were supposed to. Every second counts in a wizard duel.
Next Docter Strange made that hand thing out from fire like a whip, but I used my mutent ice giant powers to stick his feet to the floor with some ice, But since the fire whip was a ranged weapon he could still hit me then I made a portel to some fire an perpared to kick him threw it but, the fire smoke meltered the ice an he knocked me on the floor "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon Bonaparte, teh fucking cheater. For the last time, foiling your half assed attacks is not cheating! He made a pointy light thing, exept I shape shiftered into a armless old lady so he would be confused to kill me but, he was a ass hole & he didnt care if I was a old lady so he didnt stop. Hippocratic Oath? What's that?! But...I shape shiftered into Docter Strange, he couldnt kill himselfs so he stopped You've already shown you're a shapeshifter, so why would taking another form avert his attack? an then I open a portel under his feet but, he did not fall threw cause his cloak of leviation. I love how just like, 75% of everything Evva tries to do in a fight is an Epic Fail. It really shows how OP magic users are, they can hold their own against a Mary Sue.
"How are u so powerful" He damanded.
"None of ur buisness" I snided "Allow me to tell you all of said business. Im acutely a Sue ice giant and a powerful mutent an also Lokis gf"
"Well Im going to win anyways" Said Docter Strange.
Then I had a bad ass idea, I called...Dormommo! The exact thing I was supposed to stop Kaecilius from doing! By God I'm a hypocrite! I used his dark damansions energy magicks to make myslef like 66 times You'd think after almost five years she'd have grown out of "its so edgy to put 6s in your numbers!"more powerful then Docter Strange, I freezed him with magicks & threw him in a portel but firstly I kicked him so hard he dropped his magicks ring an I took it an destoryed it. That would mean something if Sling Rings weren't so common in Kamer Toj they're literally given to everyone. Its like the wizard equivalent to a bus pass.
"Your cleerly the Supremo" Said Keecilius with aw.
"Thats why Im going to ass your kick *snigger* Do what now?" I yelled, I did blue magicks n suckered him & the zelts into a portel exept this was a spacial portel and it went rite to the dungons of Ass Guard Assgard so they didnt come back. Right. Sure. Because Asgard's dungeons are so secure.
Now I knew, I was...teh Sorcerer Supremo! It was kind of sad acutely cause Docter Strange was really kind of hot exept maybe too old Yeesh. Why does Bundleup Catchyourdeath attract the craziest fangirls? , maybe he would join my side some day. Anyways I knew there was only 1 person for me, it was...Loki! Points for loyalty. Granted, it is Stockholm Syndrome induced loyalty with a side of Yandere, but at least Evva isn't whoring around with every male hero to briefly catch her fancy. I portelated to Kamel Toj an read all the other magick books, now I was the most wisest & most magickal being in earth. Yeah right! Also cause of Dormonmu I knew I was now immoral Honey, you were always immoral. to live forever with Loki, we would be gods.
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Avengers: Infinity War- This movie broke me. Like, literally broke me. I was crying in the theater. And ride home. And all night. And at breakfast the next morning. That's how badly this movie broke me. But it broke me in a good way. It's a good movie. A really good movie. It's bold, it's entertaining, and it juggles its cast of thousands with ease. It's dark as hell but it still has really good comedic bits and hope spots that keep you slipping into Audience Apathy. Its locations and fight scenes are amazingly memorable. And there are so many brilliant little details! The way only some of the Infinity Stones light up when Thanos uses them? Genius, although I would like to see the Soul Stone in action. Watching this movie in theaters was an amazing experience. Its the Empire Strikes back of my generation- an iconic masterpiece whose shockwaves are still rippling through the world of cinema as we speak.