List of songs used:
1. "L.O.V.E." by Nat King Cole
2. "Send It On" by Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, & The Jonas Brothers
(Act 5)
Glory stepped down from the ramps and gave the microphone to Kanoot.
Kanoot: Wow! Wonderful! That was fantastic! Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give Ms. Glory Griffin another round of applause, huh?
Everybody applaud for Glory and then she took a bow.
Kanoot: Okay, we're gonna take a short break.
After Kanoot walked away, Glory wiped her forehead.
Glory: Phew!
Gordon and John walked up to Glory while clapping their hands.
Gordon: Bravo. Bravo, Glory. That was beyond awesome!
John: Yeah, you killed it out there.
Glory: Aww! Thanks guys.
Alara ran up to Glory too.
Alara: Glory! That was so amazing! I've honestly never seen a performance like that before.
Glory: Thanks, Alara. I've been practicing for a while now.
Kelly watched the officers chatting with Glory from a distance. She then stood up from her seat and went to the bar to grab another seat.
Kelly: Chardonnay. Double.
The bartender, Olix, poured Kelly's drink.
Olix: A double chardonnay, huh? I take it everything's not going so great, Commander?
Kelly cleared her throat with a little smile.
Kelly: Um, how do you know that?
Olix: Because the last time you asked for a double chardonnay, you dropped a plate of spaghetti all over your shoes.
Kelly chuckled a little bit.
Kelly: How could I ever forget that day? My feet smelled like Italian takeout for a week. Some of the crew even called me Ms. Spaghetti Legs of the Year.
Olix: Ah, come on. It wasn't that bad.
Kelly looked down at her drink.
Kelly: Yeah, but still... not everything is automatically wrong whenever I ask for a drink.
Olix started polishing some glasses.
Olix: I don't know. The first time was a few nights after your first day on the ship... after a few "complications" between you and Ed.
Kelly: Wooow! Am I really that predictable?
Olix: No, no. I wouldn't go that far.
Kelly: Hmph.
She picked up her glass.
Kelly: Well, even if you did, you'd be right.
She started sipping her drink. Meanwhile, Stewie scoffed as he and Penelope watched the senior officers talking to Glory.
Stewie: And once again, Glory has proven herself to be even more spectacular than before. Ya know, it's only a matter of time before she cuts us off and go solo.
Penelope: Stewie, Glory is one of our best friends. She would never do such a thing.
Stewie: Oh really? Remember Michael Jackson?
Penelope: I understand. We should most definitely try our best to keep her in line.
Stewie: Indeed we shall. Now about that fifty dollars you owe me...
Penelope widened her eyes.
Penelope: What fifty dollars?
Glory started approaching Ed while Ed stood up from his seat.
Glory: Well, Ed? What did you think?
Ed smiled.
Ed: Hmhm. Gloriana, that... was impressive. You were incredibly amazing out there.
Glory blushed.
Glory: Aww, you really think so?
Ed: Yeah! You were really great. That performance was fantastic! I especially loved the part where you winked at me and then I was like, "Oh my God, she winked at me. I'm so excited!"
They both chuckled lightly and Glory folded her arms.
Glory: Well, I figured you deserved it after you've been taking such good care of me, Ed. It really meant so much to me that you did.
Ed: Well, I'm very glad to help out.
Glory: Hmph.
Ed and Glory took a moment to gaze into each other's eyes.
Ed: Um...
He looked around before putting his hands on Glory's shoulders.
Ed: Hey, listen. Would you mind if we get out of here for just a moment?
Glory felt her heart thumping.
Glory: Um, why? What for?
Ed: I wanna show you something.
Glory shrugged.
Glory: Okay, what?
Ed: You'll see.
Glory raised an eyebrow as she wondered what Ed wanted to show her.
(Simulator)
The doors opened and Ed and Glory entered the room.
Glory: Wooow! What is this place?
Ed: This... is an Environmental Simulator. Virtual reality technology.
The doors closed behind them.
Ed: Check this out.
He stepped forward.
Ed: Begin simulation. Program Mercer 6969.
Glory covered her mouth as she started snickering. Ed shook his head with a smile.
Ed: Yeah, I knew you'd giggle.
The holographic projectors generated a night time environment with so many stars and a full moon.
Glory: Wow!
Ed began taking off his jacket.
Ed: So what do you think?
Glory looked around the place as she walked slowly.
Glory: Ed... it's beautiful out here... I mean, for a virtual land.
Ed folded his jacket and gently placed it down on a boulder.
Ed: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Glory ran onto a bridge and looked up at the sky with her arms folded on the railing.
Glory: Wow! This is amazing!
Ed looked over at Glory and saw her smiling, which made him smile.
Ed: I'm glad you're enjoying the view. Sure it's... all virtual, but you'd get used to it.
Ed joined Glory's side on the bridge and rested his arms on the railing too. Ed and Glory enjoyed a moment of silence.
Ed: You know what's so great about moonlight?
Glory: What's that?
Ed looked at Glory.
Ed: The light brings out the true beauty of a pretty girl's eyes.
Glory blushed and giggled.
Glory: Oh, stop!
Ed: No, I'm serious. Any woman with a kind heart and beautiful eyes can really give a guy a warm feeling inside... kind of like love.
Glory faced Ed and rested her elbow on the railing.
Glory: Come on, Ed. I hardly believe in love at first sight. I mean sure we shared a few nice moments today, but... how do you know the thing between us is love?
Ed began thinking about it.
Ed: Hmmm.
He finally thought of something and looked up.
Ed: Computer, play some jazzy music please.
Glory started looking around when "L.O.V.E." by Nat King Cole started playing.
Glory: What is this? What's going on?
Ed: Well... you asked me about love. So instead of telling you, I'll be singing it.
Glory chuckled, turned around, and started walking down the bridge.
Glory: You're really funny, Ed. Are you really sure there's actual love between us?
Ed: Hey, come on. I know a lot about love! And here's precisely what it means.
Ed ran up to Glory's left side and started walking with her.
Ed: "L is for the way you look at me"
Glory shyly looked away to her right and Ed rushed over to Glory's right side.
Ed: "O is for the only one I see"
Glory gave a bright smile. Ed rushed in front of Glory and started walking backwards.
Ed: "V is very, very extraordinary"
He went back to Glory's left side and wrapped his arm around Glory's arm.
Ed: "E is even more than anyone that you adore can"
They both made it to the other side of the bridge and started walking on grass.
Ed: "Love is all that I can give to you"
Glory looked away and blushed.
Ed: "Love is more than just a game for two"
Glory stared into Ed's eyes.
Ed: "Twoooo in love can make it"
Ed pointed at Glory so she could sing too.
Glory: "Take my heart and please don't break it"
They both stopped by a frozen lake.
Ed and Glory: "Love was made for me and yooouu"
The music continued to play.
Ed: You ever went ice skating before?
Glory: Uh, yeah. Why?
Ed: Simulate ice skates.
The projectors generated ice skates on their feet.
Glory: What in the...?
Ed: Race ya!
Glory: Huh?
Ed hopped onto the frozen lake and skated away.
Glory: Hey, no fair!
Glory stepped onto the lake and started skating after Ed.
Glory: You got a head start!
Ed looked at Glory, who was behind him.
Ed: Hope you can keep up with me?
Glory: Careful what you wish for, Ed.
Glory skated faster and finally got the lead. Once in front of Ed, Glory spun around to face Ed and skated backwards on one foot.
Glory: You might get it.
Ed: Aah! Not bad, Gloriana.
They both stopped in the middle of the frozen lake.
Ed: You've got some mad skills.
Glory: You're not so bad yourself... for someone who skates old school.
Ed: Aaahh, ya got me.
They both chuckled and Glory crossed her arms.
Glory: You know what, Ed?
Ed: Tell me.
Glory: This is really one of the most exciting days of my life, and I owe it all to you. In fact, I am really glad we met.
Ed gave a warm smile.
Ed: I feel the same way, Gloriana. I feel the same way.
Ed and Glory skated in opposite directions and continued to sing.
Glory: "L is for the way you look at me"
Ed: "O is for the only one I see"
They got together and skated while holding hands.
Ed and Glory: "V is very, very extraordinary"
They both spun around and skated backwards.
Ed and Glory: "E is even more than anyone that you adore can"
They skated separately again while the moonlight shined brighter on them.
"Love is all that I can give to you"
"Love is more than just a game for two"
Ed: "Twoooo in love can make it"
Glory: "Take my heart and please don't break it"
Ed and Glory: "Love was made for me and yoooouu"
They got together in the middle of the lake, grabbed each other's hands, and skated around and around.
Ed and Glory: "Love was made for me and yoooouu"
They stopped skating and stood in the middle of the lake while still holding hands.
Ed and Glory: "Love was made for me and yoooouu"
They happily gazed into each other's eyes and smiled while the music was finishing up. A few moments after the music stopped, Ed held Glory by her waist while Glory placed her hands on Ed's shoulders. They closed their eyes, moved their heads closer, and kissed passionately. Glory even lifted her right leg up.
The exit door appeared in the simulation and opened up. Kelly walked inside the room and looked a little surprised as soon as she saw Ed and Glory kissing over by the lake. After clearing her throat, Kelly turned around and walked out of the simulator.
(Act 6)
While they continue kissing, Glory opened her eyes in shock as soon as she was getting more pieces of her memory back. She started remembering herself kissing Akihiko in Tokyo and allowing Akihiko to kiss Rarity. Glory slowly retreated from the kiss and started rubbing her head.
Ed: Gloriana, is something wrong?
Glory: Um, no. I'm fine. I'm just... getting a little headache from regaining my memories. That's all.
Ed: I see.
Ed gently placed his hands on Glory's arms.
Ed: Don't worry. Why don't we head to my quarters so you can get some rest, huh?
Glory looked up at Ed with a warm smile.
Glory: Sounds good. Thanks, Ed.
Ed nodded with a smile.
(Science Lab 1)
Back in the Science Lab, Stewie and Penelope were wearing safety goggles while working with Isaac on the remote.
Penelope: Almost. And... there we are.
Stewie and Penelope took off their goggles.
Stewie: Alright, good work. Now all we need to do is to gather some Titanium and we're all set.
Penelope: Indeed. But where can we find some Titanium in this universe?
She turned to Isaac.
Penelope: Isaac?
Isaac: There is a room with Matter Synthesizers on the ship. With those, we will be able to create some Titanium in order to finish the remote.
Stewie: Splendid! Could you show us the way?
Isaac: Very well.
Stewie and Penelope hopped off their chairs and started following Isaac. Isaac stopped and looked down at Stewie and Penelope.
Isaac: Excuse me for a moment.
Stewie: Yes?
Isaac: I am still curious about you two.
Penelope: How so?
Isaac: I still find it fascinating that the two of you are young children who are capable of speaking like adults. Would it be okay if I were to study the two of you?
Stewie and Penelope were speechless.
Stewie: Uh... maybe perhaps the next time we visit your universe. If there's ever a next time.
Penelope: Besides, we really must return to our universe. We have arrived here by accident after all.
Isaac turned around and began leading Stewie and Penelope to the Matter Synthesizer room.
Stewie: Oh, that was really weird.
Penelope: You're really weird.
Stewie: Yeah, well you know what's even weirder?
Penelope: What's that, Stewie?
Stewie: The fact that nobody on this ship knows who Andrew Garfield is.
(Ed's Quarters)
Ed's door opened and Ed and Glory walked inside.
Glory: So this is your room?
Ed: Yep! This is the Captain's Quarters. You like it?
Glory: You bet your sweet warm lips I do.
Ed blushed and chuckled a little bit while Glory rubbed her head some more.
Glory: Hey, cool if I rest on the couch?
Ed shrugged his shoulders.
Ed: Sure. Yeah! Get yourself comfy.
Glory: Alright.
Glory went over to the couch and sat down.
Glory: This room really is nice. Not bad for a Captain.
Ed started walking towards the couch.
Ed: Well, when you work your way up to things most of your life here, what do you expect? Luxurious rooms, your own ship, probably anything you can imagine.
Ed sat down on the couch with Glory and thought of something.
Ed: Hey. Gloriana.
Glory: Yes, Ed?
Ed sighed through his nose.
Ed: Um...
He turned to Glory.
Ed: Do you... "have" to go back to your universe?
Glory thought about what Ed just asked for a second.
Glory: Oh!
She glanced out the window and stared off into space.
Glory: I never really thought about that.
Ed: Well?
Glory turned back to Ed.
Glory: Honestly, I don't know, Ed. You've been so great to me today and I'm really grateful for all that you've done for me.
Ed gave a proud blushing smile.
Glory: On the other hand, I have friends and my family back home to think about, even though I'm now starting to remember them. For me to move this far away from my family would be unfair to them.
Ed thought about this and looked away from Glory with a little nod.
Ed: I understand. Family sticks together.
Glory: Yeah!
Glory felt sorry for Ed but then smiled and moved closer to Ed on the couch.
Glory: So...
Ed faced Glory.
Glory: Mind telling me more about your universe?
Ed smiled as he got more comfortable on the couch and got ready to tell Glory more.
(Kelly's Quarters)
While listening to jazzy piano music, Kelly was sitting on her couch in her pajamas and robe while eating a bowl of ice cream. She heard a scratching sound outside her door and knew right away that it was Brian. She went to the door and looked down as soon as the door opened up.
Brian: Hey!
Kelly: Hey, Brian!
Brian: Listen, I... I just wanna apologize for earlier. It was completely out of line and I've caused so much trouble between you and Ed.
Kelly: You don't have to apologize for anything, Brian. That was just Ed being Ed.
Brian: Well, regardless, I am sorry.
Kelly smiled.
Kelly: It's fine, Brian. I'm not mad at you or anything. Seriously. No hard feelings.
Brian: Oh! Well, thanks!
Kelly: You're welcome!
There was an awkward moment of silence between them.
Kelly: Would you like to come in?
Without saying a word, Brian entered Kelly's room and the door closed behind him.
(Ed's Quarters)
Ed had just finished telling Glory about the planet where John dry-humped a statue.
Glory: So you're saying there's a planet in your universe that replicates Earth in my universe?
Ed: Well, when you put it that way, you got yourself a gold star.
Glory: So where would I put my gold star?
Ed: It depends where. Like either a refrigerator, or maybe a scrapbook.
Glory: Or even on me?
Just then, there was a booming sound from outside. There was also a force powerful enough to drop Ed and Glory onto the floor.
Ed: What the Hell?
They quickly got up off the floor and went to the windows to look and see what it was.
Ed: Oh my God!
The door to the Science Lab opened and Stewie, Penelope, and Isaac stepped out to look out the windows.
Stewie: (Gasp) Good lord!
What they saw outside the ship was another Black Hole.
Penelope: Holy Stephen Hawking!
Isaac: It appears we are currently encountering yet another Black Hole.
Stewie: Yeah, we can see that Isaac! Just because we're small doesn't mean we can't see a damn thing. Now come on. Let's hurry up and finish the remote.
The three hurried back inside the Lab. Meanwhile, Kelly was getting dressed in her uniform while Brian looked out the windows.
Brian: Aw, come on! Another Black Hole? Here?!
Kelly: The coordinates didn't say anything about a Black Hole over there! It must be new!
Kelly ran out of her room and Brian followed her. Meanwhile in Ed's room, Ed and Glory were slowly backing away from the windows.
Glory: We have to get away from that thing.
Ed: Yeah, we should.
Ed started running out of his room with Glory following him. On their way to the Bridge, Ed pressed the button on his wrist communicator.
Ed: Mercer to Bridge, set a course away from the Black Hole as quickly as possible. Repeat, set a course AWAY from the Black Hole as quickly as possible.
Gordon: Aye, sir!
The crew members were setting coordinates as the ship prepares to turn away from the Black Hole. Meanwhile, Penelope was watching the Black Hole while Stewie and Isaac were finishing the remote.
Penelope: We really have to leave this universe. Stewie, Isaac, how's the remote coming along?
Stewie: Almost done, Penelope. Almost. And... there!
He hopped down off the chair with the remote in his hand.
Stewie: It's finished.
Stewie struck a cool pose when he said that, which made Penelope feel indignant.
Penelope: Seriously? At this time?
Stewie: What? I was trying to make this a dramatic moment.
He placed the remote in his overall pocket.
Stewie: But enough about that. Let's get Brian and Glory before-
Before Stewie could finish, the window glass shattered, causing the vacuum of space to suck.
Isaac: Oh no...
Isaac quickly grabbed onto a nearby ledge, Stewie grabs onto Isaac's backside of his belt, and Penelope grabs onto Isaac's left boot.
Isaac: Hang on, children.
Stewie: I'm trying...
He suddenly lost his grib.
Stewie: DAAAH!
Penelope: Stewie!
Penelope tried to grab Stewie by the right hand, but she missed. Fortunately, Stewie grabbed Penelope just in time. But he grabbed onto the helm of her purple skirt.
Stewie: Well... this is pretty awkward!
(Bridge)
Meanwhile, Ed, Kelly, Brian, and Glory entered the Bridge.
Ed: Report!
Bortus stood up from the Captain's chair.
Bortus: We are currently away from the Black Hole, Captain!
Bortus went to his station while Ed and Kelly took their respective seats. Brian stood by Ed while Glory stood next to Kelly.
Kelly: Damage report?
Alara: Sir, we received damage from the Black Hole. Some of the windows have been shattered in a few areas! One of those windows is near Science Lab 1!
Glory gasped in shock.
Glory: Oh my God! Stewie and Penelope are down there! I have to save them!
Glory started running to the Lab while Ed stood up from his chair.
Ed: Gloriana, wait! It's too danger-
It was too late. Glory was already gone.
Ed: Damn it.
Ed turned to the crew.
Ed: Everyone, we need a huge air energy shield around this ship. I want every cracked window sealed pronto.
Gordon: You don't have to tell us twice.
(Science Lab 1)
Isaac was still holding on to the ledge while Penelope was still holding Isaac's leg and Stewie still holding Penelope's skirt.
Isaac: It is a good thing the Orville has air shields!
Penelope: How soon will the shields be up, Isaac?
Isaac: We do not know. And I am not sure how much longer we will hold.
Suddenly, Penelope's overall straps were starting to rip due to Stewie grabbing on while the vacuum of space kept on sucking and pulling.
Penelope: Oh, bloody Hell...
With that, Penelope's buttons broke and her skirt started to slip, revealing her diaper as Stewie almost got sucked out of the ship. While Penelope's skirt got sucked into space, Stewie quickly grabbed onto her feet.
Stewie: Don't worry! I gotcha! I'm still holding on.
Penelope was somewhat relieved that she almost lost Stewie. Somehow, the remote slipped out of Stewie's pocket.
Stewie: Oh damn!
He quickly caught it in his hand. The second he did, the Titanium parts of the remote got sucked out of the ship.
Stewie: NOOOOO!
Just then, the vacuum stopped as soon as the ship was completely surrounded by the air energy shield. Stewie and Penelope began catching their breath.
Stewie: Thank God that's over.
Penelope: Indeed.
Stewie and Penelope stared at each other.
Penelope: I almost thought I would lose you. You had me worried there, Stewie.
Stewie: Well, I did lose half of you.
This made Penelope blush and giggle as she remembered she lost her skirt.
Penelope: (Sarcasm) Very funny.
Isaac: Are you two all right?
They turned to Isaac.
Penelope: We are now, Isaac.
Isaac: That is good. If I had lost you two, the Captain would have scrapped me for failure.
Stewie: You're joking with us, aren't you?
Isaac: Yes. Yes, I am.
Penelope: Anyway, you still got the remote?
Stewie checked the remote in his hand.
Stewie: Still got it. However, we've lost the Titanium. Now we're gonna need to get some more.
Glory: Stewie! Penelope!
They looked down the hall and saw Glory running to them.
Stewie: Glory!
Stewie started running towards Glory. Glory kneeled down and the two siblings started hugging.
Glory: Thank God you're okay, little brother.
Stewie: It was so scary, Glory. I was afraid I was going to die... without telling you my two favorite things about you right now.
Glory realized what Stewie meant and retreated from the hug.
Glory: Okay, that's enough hugging.
Stewie giggled like the baby that he is. Glory looked up ahead and spotted Penelope.
Glory: Penelope!
Penelope happily walked up to Glory.
Glory: I'm so glad you're alri- Um... Penelope? What happened to your dress?
Penelope blushed while remembering the Black Hole incident.
Penelope: Um... Wardrobe malfunction?
Glory: I instantly believe you.
(Briefing Room)
In the conference room, Isaac, Stewie, and Penelope stood by the viewing screen while everybody else sat in chairs.
Ed: Okay, where the Hell did the Black Hole come from?
Isaac: From what we've come to realize, it would seem that the Black Hole was created by the first Black Hole we've encountered.
Kelly: How is that even possible?
Stewie: We've just recently found out that when we first arrived here in your universe, the energy from the original remote had converted into negative energy due to the remote being broken at the time.
Penelope: When the first Black Hole sucked in the original remote, it also absorbed the negative energy as well, thereby giving it the power to create multiple Black Holes.
Alara: Multiple... Black Holes?
Penelope: Indeed. I'm afraid to say that it's only a matter of time before these Black Holes completely annihilate your entire universe.
Everyone at the table was completely stunned.
Brian: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Gordon: Right there with you.
Ed: Alright, how do we stop this?
Stewie: The negative energy existed the moment we first arrived here, correct? And it must still exist within the Black Hole. So the obvious solution to reverse all the damage is for the four of us to return to our universe.
Claire: So if we return the four of you home, the Black Holes that were created along with the negative energy will cease to exist.
Isaac: That is correct, Doctor!
Ed: Isaac, have you and the kids managed to finish the remote?
Isaac: Negative, sir!
Ed: Why? What happened?
Stewie pulled out the new remote from his pocket.
Stewie: We were finished with the remote, but thanks to the shattered windows, the Titanium pieces of the remote were sucked into space.
Penelope: And I'm afraid we can't create any more Titanium. The Matter Synthesizers have all been completely damaged since we've encountered the Black Hole. So we're stuck here.
Isaac: There may be another way. Scanners have detected dozens of Titanium approximately 10 light-years away. The Titanium is currently located on a planet called Purpoplameon.
John: Uh, I'm sorry. Purpo- What?
Isaac: Purpoplameon.
Gordon: Uh, Purpopee... huh?
Stewie: It's a purple planet. Just-just call it the purple planet.
John and Gordon: Oooohhh!
Penelope: All we need to do now is gather some Titanium there, finish the remote, have the four of us go back home, and then everything will go back to normal.
Ed: Sounds good. Dismissed. Gordon, set up a course for the purple planet and engage quantum drive.
Gordon: Aye, sir.
Everybody got up from their chairs and exited the room. After Glory exited the room, she planted her back against the wall with her head down. Ed saw her and stepped in front of her.
Ed: Don't worry, Gloriana. We'll stop these Black Holes and get you home safe and sound.
Glory: It's all my fault.
Ed: What?
Glory looked up at Ed.
Glory: Ed, it's my fault that your universe is in danger.
Ed: Wait, wait, wait. How is any of this your fault?
Glory: I just gained another memory during the meeting. I was the one who broke Stewie's remote.
Ed: What? Why would you do that?
Glory: I don't know. I was angry for some reason, I took it out on Stewie's remote by tossing it onto the floor and... I just can't remember why I did that.
She clenched onto her head and groaned and sobbed.
Glory: I ruined everything.
Ed gently placed his hands on Glory's wrists.
Ed: Hey. Look at me.
Glory looked up at Ed with teary eyes while Ed removed Glory's hands from her head.
Ed: All that matters right now is getting you guys home. Everything will be okay. I promise.
Glory hugged Ed and started sobbing into his chest. Ed hugged Glory and started rubbing her back. Some time later, the Orville dropped out of quantum drive and was slowly approaching Planet Purpoplameon. Everyone on the Bridge was seeing the planet on the main viewing screen.
Kelly: There it is. The purple planet with a ridiculous name.
Alara: Captain, there's a shuttle now ready to go in the Shuttle Bay.
Ed: Alright, let's do this.
Ed and Kelly stood up from their chairs.
Ed: Brian, Stewie, Penelope, Gloriana, you're with me and Kelly. Bortus, you have the conn.
The members of The Dark Sky Within Us followed Ed and Kelly while Bortus stood up and took the Captain's chair.
A few minutes have gone by after they made it to the Shuttle Bay and got into a shuttle. Shuttle ECV-197-1 began cruising through the Shuttle Bay's energy field and then began flying down to the purple planet.
(Purpoplameon)
After Shuttle ECV-197-1 landed on the planet's surface, the door opened up and everybody exited the shuttle. The group then stepped onto the edge of a nearby cliff and looked around the planet. The planet was all purple with purple rocks, rocky structures, hills, mountains, everything.
Kelly: Wow! I have never seen so much purple in one place before.
Glory: So this is Planet Porpupemean, huh?
Stewie: N-No. It's pronounced "Purpoplameon."
Brian: Purpopeemebla?
Stewie: JUST CALL IT THE PURPLE PLANET!
Brian: Okay! Geez!
Ed: Alright. Now...
Ed and Kelly pulled out their comscanners.
Ed: Let's go find some Titanium so we can get you guys home.
Glory: Where should we start?
Kelly checked her comscanner.
Kelly: Let's go this way.
Kelly and Ed used their comscanners to track down the Titanium. The Dark Sky Within Us followed the Captain and the Commander. In such little time, Ed spotted some Titanium a few meters away but suddenly gasped.
Ed: Everyone, get back.
Kelly: Why?
Ed: Shhh! Get back.
The group hurried up and hid behind a huge rock.
Penelope: Captain, what is going on?
Ed took a few breaths.
Ed: We've got company.
The group peeked around the corner of the rock and spotted three aliens placing Titanium into their own shuttle.
Kelly: Oh my God! I didn't expect them to be here.
Glory: Wait, you know those guys? Who are they?
The camera zooms in on Ed's face.
Ed: Krill.
(Act 7)
The group was still hiding behind the rock.
Ed: How the Hell could we come here without scanning the planet for life-signs?
Kelly: Well, with our whole universe being destroyed, I guess we didn't have the time.
Stewie peeked around the corner and gasped.
Stewie: Oh no! It appears the Krill are stealing all of the Titanium.
Penelope: But we need the Titanium in order to get back home. Without it, this whole universe is doomed.
Ed: Alright. Don't worry. I'll think of something. Everyone, just stay quiet and don't make any sudden noises.
Brian and Kelly leaned against the rock they were hiding behind, causing it to fall over and hit the ground. After hearing that noise, the Krill soldiers spotted the now exposed group.
Ed: And that would be an example of a sudden noise.
Stewie: You'd get used to that sort of thing. Everyone in our universe is a total spaz.
Glory: He's right, we are.
Krill Soldier #2: Humans from the Planetary Union are here!
The Krill soldiers pulled out their plasma rifles.
Krill Soldier #1: Fire!
The Krill started firing while Ed and the others were running for their lives. Ed and Kelly pulled out their PM-44's as the group took cover behind two big rocks.
Ed: Alright, here's the plan. We wait here and...
He looked at the Krill for a second.
Ed: ...and hope that they'll run out of ammo soon.
They stared at Ed while the Krill continue firing on them.
Ed: That's all I got.
Kelly: Really?
Ed: Oh, I'm sorry. You've got a better idea?
Ed and Kelly fired a couple of shots and took cover again.
Kelly: No, I do not.
One of the Krill soldiers shot above the crew and managed to hit a rocky structure, making some medium-sized rocks fall down.
Brian: Oh crap! Look out!
Ed and the others covered their heads and started running to safety. Unfortunately, one of the rocks fell down hard and managed to hit Glory right upside her head. She became unconscious as soon as she fell to the ground on her stomach.
Stewie, Brian, and Penelope: GLORY!
Ed turned around.
Ed: Oh my God! GLORIANA!
Ed wanted to rush to Glory's side, but instead, he quickly took cover with the others while the Krill were still firing on them.
While Glory was unconscious, something amazing happened. Instead of losing her memories, she regained even more memories.
1. Meeting Akihiko for the first time.
2. Being on a Plane with Stewie and Brian.
3. Battling Akihiko's Uncle, Uehara Daizo.
4. Kissing Akihiko in the rain in Tokyo.
5. Randomly jumping from one universe to another.
6. Starting her band, The Dark Sky Within Us.
7. Defeating King Sombra.
8. Traveling with Stewie and Brian by Hot Air Balloon.
9. Singing and Dancing with the girls from Canterlot High.
10. Going up against Octoling versions of herself, Stewie, and Brian.
11. The Dark Sky Within Us gaining their Elements of Harmony.
12. Herself, Stewie, and Brian going to the North Pole.
13. Finding out that Rarity kissed Akihiko.
14. The Dark Sky Within Us and the Rainbooms defeating the Dazzlings.
15. Forgiving Rarity and hugging her.
16. Allowing Akihiko to kiss Rarity.
17. Somehow, Stewie, Brian, and herself swimming away from a giant demonic duck.
18. Singing on top of a train with Stewie and Brian in the Road to Rhode Island.
In her weak state, Glory pushed herself off the ground.
Glory: I remember now... But when did the one with the giant duck even happen?
Glory looked up ahead and saw that the others had nowhere else to hide. They were backing away while the Krill soldiers were walking towards them with their weapons pointed at them.
Krill Soldier #3: Now die, pitiful humans!
The Krill fired their weapons while Ed and the others shielded themselves with their arms. Suddenly, a giant pair of angel wings shielded the crew and deflected the blasts.
Krill Soldier #3: What!?
The crew slowly removed their arms and looked surprised.
Krill Soldier #1: What is this trickery?
They fired off more blasts, but the wings deflected them.
Ed: Kelly... are you seeing this?
Kelly: I am, but I don't believe it.
Brian: It can't be. This is...
After the wings opened up, the crew turned around and looked up. Everybody looked up and saw Glory flying using her angel wings. Ed and Kelly looked completely surprised.
Stewie: Oh my God! She did it! She got her memories back!
Penelope: Splendid!
Brian: Alright!
Glory: It's over, Krill!
She started flying down towards the Krill soldiers at great speed and scooped them up with her angel wings. She then started flying high up into the air. And with just one flap of her wings, Glory launched the three Krill soldiers into space. The Krill soldiers screamed as they were now flying away.
Stewie, Penelope, and Brian cheered for victory while Ed and Kelly were still in shock. Everybody on the Bridge was in shock too. They saw Glory and her wings on the main viewer.
Isaac: Is this normal for biological lifeforms?
Gordon: No, this is just... Wow!
Claire: I've never seen anything like it before.
Back on the planet, Glory landed safely on the ground and then her wings disappeared.
Glory: Phew!
Stewie: GLORY!
Glory turned around and saw Stewie running towards her.
Stewie: You've saved us! You've saved us!
Glory kneeled down and spread her arms.
Glory: HUG ME, BRUTHA!
Stewie made it to Glory and then the two siblings hugged.
Brian: GLORY!
Stewie and Glory stopped hugging while Brian runs to Glory.
Glory: Brian!
Brian jumped into Glory's arms.
Glory: Ah, holy crap!
After Glory fell down backwards, Brian pinned Glory down and started licking her face.
Glory: AHAHAHA! Hey, easy boy! Calm down! I don't like you that way! HAHAHA!
He stopped licking her face.
Brian: Thanks, Glory!
Glory: You're welcome, Brian!
Brian got off of Glory while Glory stood back up. Penelope approached them.
Penelope: Alright, everyone. That's enough celebrating. Let's gather the Titanium and finish the remote.
Stewie: Right. Brian, come lend us a hand... or paw... or whatever it is you have.
Brian: I have paws.
Stewie: Uh, paws, yes.
Stewie, Brian, and Penelope went to the Krill shuttle to get the Titanium. Ed and Kelly walked up to Glory with curiosity.
Kelly: Glory.
Glory: Yeah?
Kelly looked up into space and then back to Glory.
Kelly: How did you do that?
Glory shrugged with her arms folded.
Glory: Magic.
Ed and Kelly thought about it for a second.
Kelly: Magic?
Glory: Yep.
Ed: You're serious?
Glory: Oh yeah! My friends and I can do that sort of thing. We possess a special magic inside us. If I told you what magic it was, you wouldn't believe me.
Ed: Wait, so that being said, you have your memories back?
Glory nodded.
Glory: Mhm.
Ed smiled proudly.
Ed: My God!
He went over to Glory and hugged her.
Ed: I'm so happy, Gloriana. I'm glad everything worked out.
Kelly didn't smile while Ed was hugging Glory, and Glory didn't smile either.
Glory: Ed?
Glory gently removed Ed's arms from around her.
Glory: No, Ed.
Ed: What, is something wrong?
Glory: Um... we need to talk.
Glory walked a few distance away from Kelly.
Ed: Okay?
Ed followed Glory to a spot where Kelly wouldn't hear them.
Glory: Listen, Ed. I wanna thank you for looking out for me today. You're a really sweet guy and a handsome one at that.
Ed blushed, smiled, and nodded.
Ed: Hmph. Thanks.
Glory: But... there's something I have to tell you. And you're not gonna like it.
Ed loses his smile.
Ed: Why? What is it?
Glory: Before I tell you, I just wanna let you know that this is only because I didn't have my memories.
Ed placed his hands in his pockets.
Ed: Okay?
Glory: Um... the truth is... I'm sixteen years old and I have a boyfriend.
This took Ed by surprise.
Ed: Oh...
Glory nodded.
Glory: Mhm.
Ed: You're really... sixteen?
Glory: Yeah, but that doesn't matter. Age is but a number.
Ed nodded.
Ed: I guess.
Glory: And yes. I have a boyfriend. His name's Akihiko.
Ed sadly looked down with a little nod.
Ed: I see. He must be a really lucky guy.
Glory: Yeah.
He looked up at Glory.
Ed: So, you... really love this guy?
Glory slightly looked away with her arms crossed.
Glory: I do, but... things are a little "complicated" between us.
Ed: What do you mean?
Glory: Well... there's this friend I have from another universe. She, uh... kissed my boyfriend.
Ed: What? W-Wait, really?
Glory: Yeah, and it made me, like, super scary angry. And that's not the crazy part. After she apologized and I forgave her, I felt really sorry for her. So to make her feel better, I gave my boyfriend permission to kiss her.
Ed: Y-You let your boyfriend kiss another girl?
Glory: Uh-huh! I did it to make my friend feel better. But lately, I've been regretting doing that and took my anger out on Stewie's original remote. That's how and why we ended up here.
Ed: Wow! Gloriana, I'm so sorry for all the things you've been going through. That must've been terrible.
Glory happily wiped a tear from her eye.
Glory: Don't worry about it. I don't regret anything anymore. Now I'm okay with all that has happened.
Ed smiled proudly with Glory.
Glory: Listen, Ed. It looks like I'll be leaving soon. If you ever think about me...
Glory pulled out a CD case from her back pocket.
Glory: ...you can always just listen to me here.
She gave Ed the CD and Ed read it out loud.
Ed: The Dark Sky Within Us?
He lifted his head up to see Glory.
Ed: What's this?
Glory: That's, um... the name of my band.
Ed: Y... You're in a band?
Glory gave a blushing smile.
Glory: Yeah. I'm the lead singer and guitarist. Akihiko's my bass player, Brian's my drummer, and Stewie and Penelope are on keyboard and my backup guitarists. That CD has every song we ever sung up to this point.
Ed: Um... I don't understand. How-
Glory: I found it in my pocket while I was changing clothes. I thought it seemed important, so I kept it in case all my memories returned. I want you to keep it to remember me, Ed.
Ed gave half a smile.
Ed: Thank you! I'm gonna treasure this forever.
He placed the CD in his back pocket.
Ed: I'll never forget you, Gloriana.
Glory: And I'll never forget you either, Edward.
Ed and Glory smiled at each other. Over by the Krill shuttle, Stewie held up the new remote.
Stewie: We did it! The remote is complete... again.
Suddenly, there was some pinkish lightning strikes up in the sky.
Kelly: Oh great! What now?
Everyone looked up and saw that the lightning disappeared. Once it did, a Black Hole was created.
Penelope: Oh no! The negative energy's created another Black Hole.
Brian: GLORY, COME ON! WE GOTTA GO!
Glory: RIGHT!
She turned to Ed, who gave her a sad look. She then stepped up closer to Ed.
Glory: Goodbye, Ed. I'll miss you. Thanks for everything.
Glory lifted her leg up as she kissed Ed on the cheek. After she smiled, Glory turned around and started running to her friends. The second she turned around, Ed noticed a tear that fell from Glory's eye.
Glory: I'M COMING GUYS!
She made it to her friends while Stewie pushed a few buttons. Glory glanced over at Ed and waved at him with a smile. After a sigh through his nose, Ed waved back at Glory with teary eyes.
After Stewie pushed one more button, he and the others were surrounded by electrical sparks. And in a flash of light, The Dark Sky Within Us disappeared.
(Stewie's Room)
The electrical sparks appeared and The Dark Sky Within Us suddenly appeared in Stewie's room.
Brian: Stewie, we did it! We're back home! And I can walk on two feet again.
Stewie: ALRIGHT! YES! VICTORY IS OURS!
Penelope: Come on, my friends! Funyuns and vegetarian pizza for everyone!
While they were cheering and celebrating, Glory walked towards Stewie's window and looked up at the sky.
Glory: Goodbye, Ed.
(Reverse Universe)
Isaac: I have good news. It would appear that the Black Holes created by the negative energy, along with the negative energy itself, are now disappearing. However, by my calculations, the estimated time for the newly created Black Hole to disappear is approximately two minutes and 31 seconds.
Alara: This is bad. Ed and Kelly are still down there.
Bortus pushed a button on the Captain's chair.
Bortus: Bridge to Commander Grayson and Captain Mercer. The Black Hole will not disappear for another two minutes. You must escape from the planet immediately.
Down below on the planet, Ed was staring at the grounds below while Kelly was just outside the Union shuttle.
Kelly: He's right, Ed. Let's go.
Kelly headed inside the shuttle. Meanwhile, Ed just stood and remembered Glory kissing his cheek. He tried not to cry and swallowed before pressing the button on his communicator.
Ed: Mercer to Bridge... we're on our way.
After turning his communicator off, Ed ran inside the shuttle. After they closed the door, the shuttle flew up off the ground and started flying to the Orville. On the way there, Ed looked out the window and stared at the spot where Glory left.
Ed: Goodbye... Gloriana.
Kelly gave a look that shows her feeling bad for Ed. While they were heading back to the Orville, Planet Purpoplameon was swallowed up and destroyed before the Black Hole disappeared.
(Act 8)
At night, the trio were sitting on the couch.
Glory: I'm gonna miss Ed.
Brian: I'm gonna miss Kelly.
Stewie: I'm gonna miss Isaac.
Brian and Glory turned to Stewie.
Stewie: He has such a shiny bum. Of course Bender from Futurama had been bragging about his shiny ass, but Isaac's is shinier.
Glory: At least you're happy, Stewie. I'm just a sadsack just thinking about Ed.
Brian: Well... you can always hear him through me. I mean, he and I have the same voice and all.
Glory: I'm even going to miss that voice of his.
Brian: You know Ed and I have the same voice, right?
Glory: I miss him a lot already.
Brian: I'm just gonna give up at this point.
Stewie: You know, I'm surprised we didn't get the chance to see an all-out girl fight between you and Kelly. I mean, she was married to Ed once and you were head over heels for him.
Brian: Oh yeah! I'd pay money to see that? But who you think would win?
Glory: Well, Kelly is a first officer, but I have powerful magic inside of me. I even took out three Krill bastards thanks to magic. It would be an uneven match between us.
Brian: Yeah, that's a good point.
Glory: Besides, there was no studio audience to chant...
She started pumping her fist.
Glory: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Stewie and Brian: Ahaaa!
Brian: Nice.
Stewie: Hey, let's watch the Jerry Springer show!
Glory: Duh, okay.
Stewie changed the channel and they saw funny fights on the show. They then started laughing.
Brian: Oh man. That's hilarious!
The trio looked at the door when the doorbell rung. Stewie and Brian looked at Glory before the bell rung again.
Glory: Fine, I'll get it.
Glory stood up from the couch and started making her way to the door.
Glory: No respect for women. No respect at all.
Glory opened the door and Akihiko was standing there. There was an awkward moment of silence between them.
Akihiko: Hey!
Glory: Hey!
Akihiko: I, uh, made the reservation at the Olive Garden. You wanna go?
Glory: Um...
She looked at Stewie and Brian and then back at Akihiko.
Glory: Let's talk outside.
Akihiko backed away while Glory stepped outside and closed the door behind her.
Akihiko: What do you wanna talk about?
Glory leaned against the door with her arms folded.
Glory: Akihiko... how long have we've been together?
Akihiko: Well, seeing as how cartoons like us hardly age, I'd say around sixteen Road to adventures?
Glory: Eh, good enough. Well, listen. I've been doing a lot of thinking after this new adventure I've been on, and...
Akihiko waited for what Glory had to say.
Glory: I think... maybe... we should break up.
Akihiko lowered his head and took a deep breath.
Akihiko: I was afraid of this. It's because I kept quiet about Rarity kissing me, isn't it?
Glory: No. No.
She stepped up to Akihiko and held his hands.
Glory: This has nothing to do with Rarity or anyone coming between us.
Akihiko looked up at Glory.
Akihiko: Then what?
Glory: I realized that there are people across the multiverse who are going to be attracted to us. And they'll never experience the kind of love we share if we stay together.
Akihiko nodded.
Akihiko: I guess.
Glory: My point is, maybe the time we've shared is long enough. And now we have an opportunity to spread our love across the multiverse. For example, both Rarity's have a thing for you. And you can make them happy. And that's okay.
Akihiko smiled and nodded.
Akihiko: I understand.
She let go of his hands.
Glory: But, hey, we can still hang out everyday as friends. Friendship is just as strong as love, right?
Akihiko looked at his Element of Humility on his left wrist and smiled.
Akihiko: Yeah, you're right.
The two hugged each other and then broke off the hug.
Akihiko: So...
He playfully punched Glory's right arm.
Akihiko: Buddy.
They both chuckled.
Akihiko: Um, I still have the reservation at the Olive Garden. Soo... wanna break up at midnight?
Glory gave half a smile and crossed her arms.
Glory: I don't know, Akihiko. It's been such a long trip for me and... I don't think I have the strength.
Akihiko stepped up to Glory and kissed her. After the kiss, he stared into her eyes.
Akihiko: How about now?
Glory's legs were wobbly.
Glory: Okay.
Glory fell over, but Akihiko caught her in his arms. They both chuckled and blushed.
Akihiko: Well, guess this is our last date together.
Akihiko offered his arm.
Akihiko: Shall we?
Glory smiled and placed her arm around Akihiko's arm.
Glory: We shall.
They left the front porch to go on their last date. Brian heard everything behind the door and went back to the couch.
Stewie: So what happened out there, Bri?
Brian sighed as he sat down.
Brian: Just the end of an era, Stewie. They're broken up.
Stewie: Aww, how sad. Well, you know what they say, Brian. All good things must come to an end.
Brian: They sure do, Stewie.
Stewie: Indeed. You know what? That's a good name for a book title, Brian. All good things must come to an end? Maybe you should write about it, Bri. A story even better than that novel you've been working on? Huh?
Stewie's voice got a little higher.
Stewie: A story about the end of a relationship between a guy and a woman? Huh? Little, uh, little story about two lovebirds now becoming friends? Huh? Little story about two lovebirds kissing other people? Huh?
Stewie's voice got even higher.
Stewie: Little, uh, subplot about a dog and a woman and her ex-husband? Huh? I'm sure you can relate to that, Bri. Are you gonna do it? Write a new novel? Include your relatable subplot? Maybe even include an unnecessary musical number?
He pat Brian's leg and talked in his normal voice.
Stewie: If you do decide to write it, I'll be looking forward to reading it.
They went back to watching TV.
(Reverse Universe)
Ed was sitting in his quarters looking at the CD in his hands that Glory gave him. He lifted his head up once he heard the doorbell.
Ed: Come in.
The doors opened and Kelly walked inside.
Kelly: Hey!
Ed: Hey!
Kelly stood in the middle of the room.
Kelly: You okay?
Ed let out a little sigh.
Ed: Yeah. I'm fine.
There was a moment of silence between them.
Ed and Kelly: I'm sorry.
They realized they said the same thing at the same time.
Ed and Kelly: Wait-
They let out little chuckles.
Ed: Hold on. You first. Why are you sorry?
Kelly: I wanna apologize for what happened between me and Brian. It was beyond unprofessional, I guess it did look pretty bad, and I deserved everything that you've said to me.
Ed: That's exactly why I'm apologizing. I never should've spoken to you like that.
Kelly: But still... I'm sorry for making you think that I never liked human guys.
Ed: Well... you shouldn't be. We're not together anymore and you're allowed to see whoever you want, even if the guy isn't human. What matters is that you're happy. And as long as you're happy, I'm happy.
Kelly smiled brightly.
Kelly: Thank you. That's good to know.
Ed smiled back.
Kelly: You wanna go grab a drink?
Ed looked down at the CD and shook his head.
Ed: Nah, I'm good. I'ma stay here.
Kelly: Well, okay. See ya on the Bridge tomorrow.
Ed: You too.
And with that, Kelly left Ed's room. Ed sighed as he stood up. He went over to a CD player on the table, placed the CD inside, and pressed play.
Send It On by Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and The Jonas Brothers started playing when Ed started going back to the couch and sat down.
Glory: "A word's just a word 'til you mean what you say"
Ed smiled once he heard Glory's voice.
Akihiko: "And love isn't love 'til you give it away"
Ed happily laid back on the couch and closed his eyes.
Glory: "We've all got a gift"
Akihiko: "Yeah, somethin' to give"
Glory and Akihiko: "To make a change"
The scene cuts to a stage where Glory and Akihiko were singing into microphones and Akihiko playing an acoustic guitar.
"Send it on" ("Send it on")
"On and on" ("On and on")
"Just one hand can heal another"
"Be a part" ("Be a part")
"Reach your heart" ("Reach your heart")
"Just one spark starts a fire"
Glory: "With one little action, the chain reaction will never stop"
"Make it strong"
"Shine a light and send it oooooon"
Stewie and Penelope joined in singing into microphones.
Penelope: "Just smile"
Stewie: "Just smile"
Penelope: "And the world"
Stewie: "And the world"
Penelope: "Will smile"
Stewie and Penelope: "Along with you"
Stewie: "That small act of love is meant for one"
Stewie and Penelope: "Who become twooo"
Glory: "If we take the chances"
Akihiko: "To change circumstances"
Brian joined his bandmates on stage while playing an acoustic guitar like Akihiko.
"Imagine all we can do if we"
"Send it on" ("Send it on")
"On and on" ("On and on")
"Just one hand can heal another"
"Be a part" ("Be a part")
"Reach your heart" ("Reach your heart")
"Just one spark starts a fire"
Penelope: "With one little action, the chain reaction will never stop"
Stewie and Penelope: "Make it strong"
"Shine a light and send it oooooooooon"
Back on Spooner Street, Akihiko dropped Glory home and they waved goodbye and goodnight.
"Send it ooooooooooooon" (Glory: "Ooh, send it oooon")
The scene cuts back to the stage.
Glory: "There's power in all of the choices we make"
"So I'm starting now, there's not a moment to waaaaaaaste" (Glory: "A word's just a word")
Glory: "'Til you mean what you say"
Glory and Brian: "And love isn't love 'til you give it awaaay"
In Glory's room, she was laying on her bed and looking at the ceiling.
Glory: "Send it on" ("Send it on")
"On and on" (Akihiko: "On and on")
"Just one hand can heal another"
She took a glance out her window.
"Be a part" (Akihiko: "Be a part")
"Reach your heart" ("Reach your heart")
She got up out of bed.
"Just one spark starts a fire"
Glory slowly began walking over to her window.
Glory and Penelope: "With one little action, the chain reaction will never stop"
She stopped by the window and stared up at the sky.
"Make it strong"
"Shine a light and send it on"
She saw a shooting star passing by.
"Send it on"
"On and on"
Glory smiled after seeing the shooting star.
"Just one hand can heal another"
Back on the Orville, Ed was in his quarters standing by the window and watching the stars.
"Be a part" (Glory: "Be a part")
"Reach your heart" (Brian: "Reach your heart")
A shooting star passed by, which made Ed smile.
"Just one spark starts a fire"
Ed and Glory closed their eyes and placed their palms and their foreheads onto their windows.
"With one little action, the chain reaction will help things start"
Even though they were in their own universes, it seemed like their fingertips and their foreheads connected.
"Make us strong"
"Shine a light and send it on"
Ed and Glory opened their eyes, lifted their heads, and stared into each other's eyes with smiles on their faces.
Glory: "Shine a light and send it on"
The scene cuts to the outside of the Orville.
"Shine a light and send it oooooooon"
The show ends with the Orville slowly cruising through space before the screen fades to black.
Author's Note: Coming up next is Starlight Glimmer's debut episodes, the Road to Starlight. Also, change of plans. Starting after the Road to Starlight, I will be adding two to four adventures in between My Little Pony and Equestria Girls adventures. So after the Road to Starlight and before the Road to the Friendship Games, there will be four adventures in the following order.
1. Road to New York by KaijuBoy455
2. Road to Octo Canyon by an anonymous "Guest"
3. Road to Yoshi's Island by Family Guy Fan writer 15
4. Road to Seattle by MultiGlory13
See ya :)