Domestic Hap makes me uwu (yes I make myself cringe)


That Monday, Happy left his bike at home instead opting to drive his little family to T-M in the charger so Alex could take the little car from Kozik home. The music was on pretty loud, which was considered quiet to their standards, but they had sensitive little ears in the backseat to worry about. Happy's large hand rested on Alex's thigh, absentmindedly rubbing circles with his thumb. Alex was singing along to the Dolly Parton song playing from the radio, dancing along and mockingly serenading her grumpy husband. She practically wanted to scream with joy every time she thought that word, husband! They were married!

"Okay Dolly, we're almost there. You ready for this?" Happy asked with an eyebrow raised as he observed Alex's face. Alex laughed gently, picking up the hand resting on her thigh and pressing a kiss to his palm.

"Ready as I'll ever be, Cowboy" She smiled, continuing to sing along to the song playing on the radio. Peeking over the back of the seat she saw that Max was smiling up at her.

"Hap! He's smiling at me!" Alex cheered, excitement overtaking her. Happy chuckled, peeking at her as he turned onto the street that T-M was on.

"That not normal?" He asked gruffly, confused as to why Alex was so excited.

"Happy our baby smiled for the first time!" Alex was dancing happily in her seat, Happy watching amused. "Who's a happy boy? Is Max a happy bubby?" she cooed at the baby, smiling as she was met with another grin.

"First time?" Happy grunted, pulling into the lot. Alex nodded fervorously at him, continuing her dancing and praising of their son. Happy was amused and couldn't help but smile as he watched his wife's excitement. After he parked the car, Happy peeked back to see the smiling face of his son. The toothless, slobbery grin he was met with was enough to warm even his cold heart and he joined in on cooing and congratulating the baby.

"Are you happy, bud?" Hap grinned at Max, appreciating the boy whose face was a perfect mix of his harsh appearance and Alex's softer, gentler facade.

"No, you're Happy" Alex teased, nudging his shoulder with her own as they peered down at their kid together.

The little family was startled by a knock on the window of the car, a curious Chibs smirking down at them. Alex smiled and climbed out of the car, waiting for Hap to get out to move the bench seat forward and get the babe. As she gathered his diaper bag and the sling, Happy lifted Max easily from his car seat. The little baby smiled brightly up at his father, face a mess of spit and slobber.

"No pup today, Lass?" Chibs asked as Alex stood up with their things. Alex shook her head, Grumpy had been banished from car rides until he learned that he couldn't climb into the car seat to cuddle the baby.

"Hold this for me, Chibby?" Alex asked, holding out the baby bag. The Scotsman took it willingly, watching confused as Alex wrapped herself into the sling somewhat magically. Happy smirked at the dumbfounded look on Chibs' face, handing the baby over to Alex once she was ready for it. She settled him into the sling, cuddled gently to her chest, and reached to take the bag back from Chibs.

"Thanks, Chibs. You're the best" Alex smiled, pressing a kiss to the scots cheek before dancing away towards the office.

"I'll never understand tha' lass, Hap" Chibs shook his head, barely comprehending everything that had happened in the little time that Alex had been out of the car. Happy grunted in agreement, even he still didn't fully understand her.

"Didn't know you listened to Dolly Parton, Hap" Tig called from across the yard, a shit-eating grin on his face.

"You're the one who recognized it, Tiggy!" Alex shot back over her shoulder, being met with a crowd of laughter.


"Let me work again!" Alex demanded as she walked into the office, Max strapped to her chest in a sling. Gemma peered up from the paperwork in her hand, glasses perched on the tip of her nose.

"Don't start this shit, Al," Gemma's lips pursed in displeasure, "You had a baby less than two months ago. Go home and relax"

Alex gave a frustrated sigh, glaring heatedly at the older woman. She crossed her arms over her chest, careful to avoid the sleeping babe.

"I'm going crazy at home, Gem! It's boring and even the dog is starting to get annoyed with me" Alex moaned, her toe tapping impatiently as Gemma tried to return to her paperwork.

"Not even asking to go back to the garage, just let me be in the office. Same thing as when I was pregnant. I'll take morning or afternoons, fuck even every other day. Just get. me. out. of. my. House" Alex continued, her infamous temper flaring up. It was moments like these where Gemma understood how she and the Killa worked so well together. The corner of her lips twitched as Gemma pretended to contemplate the demand.

"Go home and spend time with your grandson, Gemma. I swear to god" Alex growled, hauling the queen of SAMCRO from the desk chair by her wrist. Gemma pretended to protest as Alex pushed her to the door. The moment her feet hit the doorway, Gemma turned and wrapped Alex into a hug which surprised the smaller woman.

"I missed you, mama" Gemma mumbled as she placed a kiss on the top of Alex's black hair.

"Get out of here, Gem!" Alex laughed as she pushed the mother hen away.


Lunchtime found Happy knocking on the open door of the office, watching as Alex filled out paperwork. Her hair was bundled on the top of her head in a bun, held up by a pencil that was shoved in there. The baby was sleeping peacefully on the tiny loveseat in there, bundled up and held in place with the sling and a hoodie. Alex looked up, slight shock crossing her face before she smiled at Happy. She took a moment to appreciate the way his toned muscles looked under the thin white wife beater he was wearing, jumpsuit tied around his waist. As she was appreciating his large hands and imagining how good they made her feel, she realized he was holding a plate.

"You brought me food?" She asked, laughing lightly as she pushed back from the desk. "You're so sweet, Hap" she pressed a soft kiss to his lips, tugging him into the office. He shrugged and set the two plates on the desk, smiling softly as he pulled Alex into his chest. They stood there, wrapped in each other's arms, for a few minutes. Just enjoying the silence and comfort before they were so rudely interrupted by a knock on the door.

"What?" Happy snapped, not even looking at the door.

"Just some paperwork" Lowell stuttered from the other side of the door. Alex sighed, stepping back and opening the door for Lowell.

"My kids sleeping in here so you better be fucking quiet, Harlan" Happy growled. Alex stepped in front of him, pushing him gently behind her.

"Thanks, Lowell. Why don't you take the afternoon and spend time with your kid?" Alex smiled, accepting the paperwork and adding it to the never-ending pile on the desk. Lowell smiled and nodded, setting out across the parking lot towards his car. The moment the door closed behind Lowell, Alex turned back to her husband with a smile. He was sitting in the chair on the customer side of the desk, watching her with his usual impassive look.

"You're so protective it's ridiculous, Mr. Lowman" Alex teased, moving to sit in her own seat. Happy grabbed her wrist, tugging her to sit in his lap with a swift movement.

"Only cause I love ya, Mrs. Lowman" Happy mumbled, pressing a soft kiss to her shoulder blade, "Now feed me, Woman" he ordered, pinching her hip playfully.

Alex turned in his lap so she was sitting sideways, legs hanging over the side of the chair. She balanced the plate holding three sandwiches on her lap, smiling as she realized he made it just the way she liked. Two of the sandwiches remained whole, regular meat and butter sandwiches, but next to them were two triangles of PB&J made special for her.

"You treat me so well, Hap" Alex mumbled as she took a bite of her sandwich. He even used crunchy peanut butter and raspberry jam! She threw her head back and let out a small moan.

"Don't do that, I don't have time to fuck you, Al" Happy mumbled as he ate his sandwich, his free hand tracing circles on her back. Alex pouted and batted her eyelashes at him.

"Not even a quickie?" She asked, biting at her plump bottom lip. Happy felt his dick stir at the look and growled at her warningly. Alex couldn't help but laugh, knowing she was pushing his buttons.

"You bitch, you can't play me to get what you want!" Happy grumbled as he finished his first sandwich as Alex finished her first half. She smiled cheekily at him, grabbing her final slice before moving the plate back to the desk.

"Can't help it that I wanna jump your bones, Hap. You look so sexy in that jumpsuit and that wife-beater" Alex smiled, fingertips tracing the straps of the white top. Happy licked his lips, giving her a look signalling her to continue. Alex smirked victoriously, pressing a firm kiss to his lips.

"Not while I'm eating, big boy" Alex returned to eating her sandwich as Happy glared at her for getting him riled up. Her fingers continued to trace the tattoos littering his arms, raising goosebumps along his skin as she finished her lunch.

"I should get back, Al" Happy mumbled, pressing a tender kiss to her shoulder. She pouted at him, glancing at the clock. He was right. She nodded, standing up from his lap. Glancing down at Max, she saw his face smiling back up at her.

"Looks like Max is fond of his new trick" Alex smiled up at Hap, watching as his face lit up at the sight. He leaned down and pressed a chaste kiss to the baby's head before turning back to his wife.

"4?" Happy asked, Alex nodded and pressed a kiss to Happy's cheek before sitting back at the desk to continue the paperwork.

"Thanks for lunch, Hap. It was nice" Alex said as he grabbed the door handle, Happy grinned at her over his shoulder before closing the door behind him.