Natsu woke up to the most amazing, fresh smell he had ever smelled in his life. Pressing his nose closer to it, he inhaled deeply. Hot damn that smelled so fucking good. He opened his eyes to see nothing but black. He was clearly holding a woman...what the hell happened to... Bolting into a sitting position, he began to panic. It couldn't have all been a dream...could it? No, no, no where was Lucy? He couldn't have cheated on her?! God, he was so drunk last night, he better the fuck not have!

Turning the girl over, he breathed out the biggest sigh of relief. He forgot that they dyed her hair last night...fuuucckkk. he looked at her and grinned. God damn she was so beautiful, no matter what hair color she had. He bent down and gave her a mirage of kisses all over her face.

Groaning, she tried to sway his face away. "Natsuuu, stoopppp."

He crawled on top of her and pinned her arms down, grinning. "Ya know, I feel like I'm about to bang your evil twin sister."

"The fuck are you talking about?" She tiredly mumbled.

He chuckled, she clearly forgot too. "At least I'll know that the carpet doesn't match the drapes."

She sighed. "I'm too tired for this shit. I'm just gonna knee you in the balls and go back to sleep."

He blanched and got up. "You're so fucking lucky that I have to go to god damn school."

Smirking, she pulled the covers back over herself. "Sucks to be a buttmunch."

Sighing dramatically, he tilted his head back and silently cursed the universe. He wanted to fuck her brains out so bad. With a groan, he turned to go to his closet. As he started changing, he asked over his shoulder, "so what the hell are you gonna do about school?"

"Not fucking go." She angrily mumbled from under the covers. Why couldn't he just let her sleep?

He rolled his eyes as he turned to her, buttoning up his shirt. "I mean, don't you want to have an education? Like to get a job and shit?"

Groaning, she flung the covers off her face to glare at him, which he was completely unfazed by apparently. "I'll just get my GED when I turn eighteen. But I'll inherit my dad's money then anyways so there's really no point."

He scrunched his eyebrows. "I thought you said the foster people would get your money when you turn eighteen."

"Yeah, if I was in the system. But I'm not so fuck them. That shit's mine." She growled as she rolled away from him. "Go to fucking school."

He grinned and climbed on top of her. "Ya know, your words have much more of a bite to them now."

She just stared at him. "I'm worried about your brain."

He chuckled and leaned down sweetly smash his lips against hers, running his hands up and down her sides. She couldn't help the way her arms automatically wound around his shoulders, he had a goddamn magnetic pull to her. He smirked when he pulled away, patting her thigh a few times. "I'll miss you my unicorn."

She rolled her eyes and pushed him away. "Go make some friends or something, shit."

He laughed as he grabbed his backpack. "Don't eat all my fucking food, you eternal black hole."

"We'll see about that." She chuckled when his middle finger reappeared at the doorway for a second. Sighing, she laid back down and covered her whole being with the covers. She hoped she never woke up again.

She woke up a few hours later, much to her annoyance, so she decided to just get her lazy ass up. She rubbed her eyes as she stumbled to the bathroom. Flicking the light on, she looked in the mirror and froze. Damn she forgot that they dyed her hair last night. Now all that bullshit he was saying actually made sense. Swiping her fingers through her hair, she hummed in approval. Her now black hair made her skin look so smooth. She thanked every god out there that she dyed her eyebrows too.

After changing and going to the kitchen to eat whatever the fuck she could, she sat in the living room watching TV, bored out of her mind. She looked at the clock which read 11:45 and she sighed. "Fuck it." She flung the remote in the air and got up to put her shoes on and leave the house.

Natsu sunk his head onto his arms at lunch, sighing a few too many times.

"I swear to god I am going to stab you in the eye with my fork!" Gray yelled at him. All day, all fucking day this asshole did nothing but sigh.

"Seriously, Natsu." Erza chimed in. "This is getting ridiculous."

Gajeel just glared at him while he clenched his knife in his hand. Levy and Lisanna just looked nervous.

"Leave me the fuck alone." Natsu growled. All he wanted to do was go home and see Lucy. School was taking way too fucking long and he was miserable. If his friends had to suffer with him then so be it, he didn't really give a flying shit right now. Everything seemed pointless without her there.

"Don't worry Natsu." Lisanna hesitantly spoke up. "School's already halfway over." She really didn't like Lucy, but she really hated seeing her best friend this miserable.

"Already?" Natsu cried. "It's been for fucking ever and I have to go through it again?!" He covered his head in his arms in misery while his friends all rolled their eyes.

"Pussy."

He looked up to yell at whoever the fuck dared to say that, but he saw his beautiful unicorn standing next to him with a tray in her hand. "Is this a dream?"

She rolled her eyes with a huff. "Can I sit the fuck down?"

He scrambled up and gave her his chair, overjoyed at her actually being there. He looked around and saw a guy sitting pretty close by. He walked up to the guy and just screamed in his face, scaring the shit out of the guy and causing him to scream and fall out of his chair. Natsu took the now empty chair and sat down next to Lucy. "I'm surprised you're here."

Lucy raised her eyebrow at him, so she guessed no one was gonna mention how fucked up what he just did was. "I ate all the food in your fridge, so I came here to get some more."

He narrowed his eyes at her before he grinned. "Nah, you missed me."

She looked away and puffed out her cheeks. "No way in hell."

"Man, you weren't kidding about changing her identity." Gray said as he stared at the new Lucy. Her black hair kinda made him hate her less.

Lucy noticed everyone at the table was staring at her, including her kind of not really boyfriend, so she flicked his forehead since she didn't know the rest of them as well.

"Hey!" He barked as he rubbed his forehead. "The hell was that for?"

"Quit fucking staring at me!" She yelled to everyone.

"I think your hair looks beautiful!" Levy smiled at her.

Lucy blushed and smiled back. "Thank you." Everyone was totally shocked to see her actually smile... so she actually had a heart.

"I have to agree, it suits you." Erza said before she stuffed her mouth with jello.

"Thanks." Lucy mumbled as she side-eyed the man beside her who was twirling a piece of her hair. "Why the fuck... stop touching me."

"Aww come on, it feels amazing." He said before he pulled on it a little, laughing when she swatted his hand away.

"So, Natsu. What are you going to do for your birthday?" Erza asked.

Lucy's eyes bugged out of her head. "When the hell is your birthday?"

"In a week." Natsu said as he shrugged. "I dunno. Igneel said that some family is coming over."

Lucy's mind went haywire... birthday... family... oh god. Suddenly, she stood up, food forgotten. "I gotta go."

"Hey, wait!" Natsu pleaded as he reached for her, but the school bell rang anyways and he groaned.

Gajeel laughed. "No goodbye kiss for you."

Natsu glared at him. "Fuck you. I'll get more than that later." He knew he would, but that didn't make him dread the rest of the day any less.

Hey guys! I love you all! Merry early fucking Christmas and all that. I appreciate everyone who is still sticking around for this drabble of a story, you're all fucking saints. Muah!