That's right everybody! Two chapters in two days. It's a Christmas Miracle!
Thanks Kurt50Alien and Professor R.J Lupin1 for reviewing!
Guest Reviews:
Aitty: "GUYS, I FIGURED OUT MOONLITE'S HATRED OF BLONDES BUT NOT REALLY! So, what happened is(assuming she's not a troll)... so, in kindergarten, a blond girl brought cupcakes on her birthday, and gave one to everyone buy Hanna. Or... she went to her blond ex-best-friends house and asked for a glass of water with one ice cube in it... AND THERE WERE TWO ICE CUBES!" Either or, a perfectly reasonable justification for bigotry and murderous tendencies!
20...Spiderman Come At Kamal Taj
Now I was simply You are indeed simple.,the Sorcer Supremo. I swisted my black clock mystickally *Flavia struts around carrying her alarm clock* as stromped all bad ass down the many stairs. Like 1 week happened so in this time I read all the magick books an stuff so I knew all things magick. Wow, I think this might be the first time skip in the entirety of xxMoonlitexx's writing!
Anyways there was 1 book left to read I sincerely doubt you can read everything in this whole gigantic library in a single week. In fact, I doubt you can read at all., there were 6 magick jewls glimmerly sexly *shudder* I'm the biggest glitter pig in Texas, but even I've never looked at the Infinity Stones like that! on the cover an the book was called..."Infanty Stones" "But what are Infanty Stones" I wondred, I reached my hand for the book cause it was like callin my name but only silantly like in a wisper of wondermint. Mmm, delicious wondermint. It goes great with blue raspberry!
I opened it an read it, it was 6000 pages Seriously?! You need that much space to talk about the Infinity Stones?! I can sum it all up in a single sentence! *ahem* Comic writing nerds on acid in the 70s made up six shiny gems that control the universe. The end. maybe longer even then Harry Poter Harry Potter is, in fact 4,224 pages long (thank you Google). And it says a lot she mentioned that series and not PJO. but...I read it in 6 minutes cause magick. Ok, how the f*** is she doing this?! She (supposedly) does not have super speed as a power, and at no point mentions the Time Stone so she can't be using that either! Explain, fanfic, explain! It spelled wondrously of 6 magick jewls & whosumever holdened them would rule the intire world an be the most powreful bein to be. See, even xxMoonlitexx can properly explain Infinity Stones in under 50 words! Ever an all ways. What's with awkward pause? Is this being said by William Shatner?! My heart skumped... I knew this was my destany. Nooo, your destiny was to fight during the Convergence or whatever? Right? Right?!
I remembered of the prophacy that we've never actually heard and with a glim like a title wave in my brains I knew. No. No no no no no. She cannot drag this paper thin plot out further. NO. Nick Furry had it all wrong, teh mother fuker. NO!
My prophacy did not mean about Ultron or the Dark Elfs. YES IT DID SHUT UP AND END ALREADY! Instead it spoke of my destany to rule the 9 relms with these Infinaty Stones! ARE YOU SH*TTING ME?! ARE YOU SH*TTING ME?! ANOTHER XXMOONLITEXX PROTAGONIST TAKES OVER THE WORLD PLOT?! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!
I rerundled my mind at the pix of these stones and I knew...Loki had one! But where were the other 5. You idiot. You literally mentioned the time stone two chapters ago in Civil War!
"Omg, this is too fukin hard...send me a sin" I don't think you've left any sins to be sent. I emplored my magicks. Suddenly I knew without bein told Um, no, you were just told. By your magics. Because I guess it was too hard to think for more than a half second. ...there was a necklace thing with 1 eye sittin in the libry...what if this was a Infity Stone but hiding inside?
Quickly I swulled to the libry, Aren't you already in the library? Well where were you reading the book than?! *space is warped and time is bendable* there was the 1 eye necklace an I knew thus was the "eye" of 'acomo!' Acomo sounds like a pill one finds advertised on cable TV. Do not take Acomo if you are pregnant, or was pregnant, or know any woman who might be, one day, possibly, be pregnant. Also a Infity Stone.
Just when I reached for this stone somethin gross an white an spider weblish garbbed it firstly!
"Who steals the eye of acomo" I damanded wrathly. It was...Spider man! (note...the new one NOT teh cryin bitch Dobby Magire He does look like Dobby, doesn't he! or even the hot one from the other new one. Even tho the old new one was acutely hotter & better in all teh ways) Wait. Okay. So theres the hot new one and then theres the old hot new one and hot new one is hotter than the new hot new one so who's the new new one and whos the old new one and *oh dear I've gone crosseyed* It was Spider man! It was redundant!
"give me my Infity Stone Spider Bitch" Don't you dare talk to him like that! Peter Parker is like an adorable puppy shaped like a human who dresses like Roy from the IT Crowd! I demanded "Or you will face teh rath of the Sorcer Supremo"
"Never" He said "I must give it to Mr Tony Stork"
I clinched my teeth...I could think of Tony Stiork aka Ironmans face if he gotten this stone, he would smerkfully think this made him better tehn me. He already is better than you. Also maybe he would rule the world. The objective word here being maybe, as in he might be a delusional egomaniac bent on world domination, but you definitely are. So I'll take my chances.
I knew, I had no chose so I must kick Spider Mans ass now.
Oh God! Not my cinnamon roll! I can't watch!
Antman and The Wasp- I don't like this movie and I don't know why. It has everything. Great acting, funny dialogue, an intimidating yet complex villain, a well crafted plot, and the some of the coolest fight scenes in the MCU. I should love this. I do love it. And yet... I don't. I just feel... underwhelmed, empty, and I don't know why! Help! Maybe I was just so emotionally drained after Infinity War that movies are forever ruined for me. Maybe it just felt kind of safe and boring. Maybe I'm just not particularly invested in Antman. But regardless of my personal problems, I think you should check out this movie for yourself.